Hi /asp/
Miss me yet?
>>1683040
nope, we got that other sand nigger taking up your place. whats his name? sami?
>>1683040
you coulda been great, giuseppe. damn shame
I actually do miss WWE trying to make news and do provocative things.
They don't ever do that anymore. Instead they throw chum at their "core" audience of fat, vaping neckbeards who number, at most, 100,000.
Good luck trying to convince your girlfriend to go watch "Le Kevin Le Cuck Owens" fight some gook for the Meme Championship.
Until Vince gets the regular mainstream audience interested (via charismatic, larger-than-life stars), we will be stuck with this safe, uninteresting, neckbeard Cuck Era.
A thick vape cloud will hang around wrestling until something changes. If that took staging a fake terror attack or pushing anti-PC buttons, so be it.
I miss the days when Vince didn't feel he was above that.
But the fact of the matter is the company will be taken over by his doofus son in law and the rest of his idiotic family
>>1682974
he was right
I still wonder what Phil was going to say about Vince and the bullying campaign before he got cut off
>>1682974
i don't think cm punk would of disliked what happened today
You can only post ITT if you have a healthier weight than Kevin Owens (5'8 270 lbs 41.6 BMI)
I'm 6'0 and 165 lbs.
5'5 110 lbs
>BMI
What a fuckin' mark.
>6'0
>165 lbs
Do you even lift?
He was too beautiful to deserve this!! Damn you triple h damn you!!!
<<<only in my dreams now... :(
Owen won the belt for b tier ppv, Based big dog will be the champ at wrestlemania
HOW CAN I FAP TO THAT FATASS, BRING BACK MY SAMOAN PRETTY BOY :(
What was his fucking problem?
he just can't resist the spotlight
He's the best worker in the last 20 years, the product benefits more from him being involved than otherwise
>>1682753
>He's the best worker in the last 20 years,
Even he doesn't believe that.
How do you go from this....
to this
TO THIS
>>1682675
By being less of a draw than Fleanetty and Deanetty combined
What went wrong, WWE?
>>1682650
Smarks
They chose two guys the audience likes to be champion.
>>1682650
JUST
>3 hours of nothing
>it ends with the Authority back and a fat manlet as champion
THE LITERAL STATE OF THE CITY OF RAW
How low will the ratings be?
They will be higher next week. KO will draw
below 2m for sure
>>1682591
this. Then that will be the final nail into /asp/'s coffin
/asp/ after Based Fatass won
BASED KO WORKING THE CONTRARIANS
>>1682533
>all the SpongeBob's are Carter samefagging
Sounds about right.
>>1682533
huh?
Is all of this pandering to the fat neckbeards smarks his way of getting revenge on casual fans who cheered for Rock and Austin and didn't give a shit about him in the late 90's/early 2000's?
No.
All then teenage testosterone fueled boys moved on to MMA and UFC.
The only audience left is smarks.
You have to think about it logically from an economical perspective.
WWE used to be on spike tv, the UFC deliberately placed ultimate fighter on after raw to steal all of its audience, and it worked and wwe has never been the same.
They may not say it but the ufc is their real competition
>>1682548
mmafags acting like they matter again
Austin WAS the darling of "fat neckbeard smarks" in the early/mid-90s you twit
>Triple H interfering and ruining a perfect match
>Kevin Fatass as Champ
>Dean Mark retiring
>Womens """"""Wrestling"""""" stronger than ever
>SD confirmed as the B show
>smarks winning the battle against the anti-smarks
>/wew/ stealing our memes
Is this the end? Should we just hand over the board back to the toygun autists?
Things are great right now
>>1682425
>Dean Mark retiring
>Should we just hand over the board back to the toygun autists?
No, fuck dean mark. This board is going to be great without him
>>1682446
>its a smark
>year 3 of the failed HHH/authority angle
Just fuck my shit up
authority needs to fuck off seriously
>failed
Not anymore
WWE will execute program file SAVE_US.Y2J
LE WOWZERS, I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW, REDDIT! OUR ROTUND INDIE BODY DOUBLE KEVIN STEEN IS THE NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, THE INDY MEME SMARK CANCER HAS METASTASIZED TO TERMINAL LEVELS, AND US """""SMART""""" MARKS ARE BEING PANDERED TO BY THE BIGGEST WRESTLING COMPANY IN THE WORLD AT THE EXPENSE OF ENTERTAINMENT, TALENT, RATINGS, CULTURAL RELEVANCE, AND SUCCESS! THIS TRULY IS A NEW ERA! SMARKZ RULE!!!
oh shit you just reminded me to check reddits reaction
>Being so worked that you have to make a thread like this
This is truely the best day of /asp/ watching abunch of underaged contrarian faggots shit in their panties because the more talented dude won.
>>1682334
SHIELD FAGS BTFO
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
IVE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
amphetamine salts
THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY
this hasnt happened since the early days
No one is gonna watch ya shitty show maffew ya fucking faggot
>Watching Botchamania
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