Wew lads, are you prepared for some adultery family drama coming up?
>>1684528
Everyone knew Seth was cucking Haitch the whole time.
>>1684532
t. ugly chink
>Expectation
A storyline about Rollins and Steph having an affaire (favouritism for him explained) and Triple H trying, in vendetta, owns the company and dominates RAW
> Reallity
Triple H wants "a new era" and Kevin Owens is one of his NXT guys. Rollins is the past and now is time for the NXT indie darlings era.
who is he going to kill next lads?
himself
>>1684360
That too sweet stuff with no relevance is cringey as fuck
>>1684359
dean in some inter brand ppv, probably survivor series or some shit
i miss her
>>1684334
Balded even more?
>>1684334
Her back injury is a work, she's taking time off to get hair plugs.
Whats the problem /asp/, keven is only a secondary champion. Lets face it, the universal is the smarks championship
Fine thread
Styles is also a smark favorite tho
The period blood title isn't even a world title
>Uppercut
>Uppercut
>Uppercut
>Superman punch
>Superman punch
>Superman punch
>Spear
>one arm powerbomb (maybe)
>repeat
What did the based big dog mean by this?
Congratulations you just described every WWE wrestler ever
>>1684203
He like literally did superman punches for like 5 minutes straight.
I dont rememeber any wrestler spamming his signature move (one signature move) for so long
>>1684192
List me Hulk Hogan's move set in the 80's
List me The Rock's move set in the 90's
List me Stone Cold's move set in the 90's post neck injury
List me Goldberg's move set in the WCW
Telling a story in ring >>>>>>> Workrate
Only fat smarks give a shit about gay ass technical wrestling and psychology. Casual Fans who actually support WWE only care about punching, kicking and slamming.
There's a reason Dean Malenko never drew a dime.
Why do people all of a sudden think booing heels means you don't like them? They're literally doing their job. Booing a heel is not the same as booing a face. If you like the heel, the appropriate reaction is to boo. If you don't like them, the proper reaction is no reaction. There's no point in writing something people constantly ignore.
I'm happy for Owens too. I wanted him to win more than anyone else in the match. But if I had been at the show (which I would've been had I not had to work late), I would've booed, especially with Triple H helping him.
I might've chanted "you deserve it" once the show is off air, but wrestling fans are ruining the fun of wrestling by not participating in kayfabe.
The face vs heel dynamic is based off the classic literary theme of good vs evil, which is very much still a thing and should be respected.
Championship has never been about 'just dessert' directly .
Man who is truest Sex Warrior , he desserts the Champiounship the most .
Kavan Owen is not Sex Warrior... he is obese Untouchable .
You deserve it chants are the worst thing to happen to Wrestling. EVER!
>>1684225
The "This is awesome" chant is worse, it cornies up a decent to good match instantly
Now WWE has bent over and happily stretched their asshole for all of smarkdom to fuck we predict what the company will be like in 5 years
>first transgender champion in 2018
the fatty didnt win clean at all, in fact it is the dirtiest fucking win. it doesnt mean shit
"Now I am become death, destroyer of world ."
WWE will be banned in my country for having too much gay GLT content .
>>1684144
>>first transgender champion in 2018
It will never EVER happen.
if a woman wins a main title just like what Chyna did with the intercontinental title, it would just be the same.
Absolutly based
Not even Kevin the rat dunn can stop HHH with his bois.
>>1684107
KO is the son HHH will never have
It's time to play the game
>>1684129
Whats CM Punk doing in the picture?
One of the greats just heartbreaking to see him like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrEhN8sU63U
>>1683922
Oh god what happened to Bobby?
>>1684038
Cancer
>>1684038
He got sucked into an Edvard Munch painting.
How do we go from this...
to this
to this?
>>1683893
To this?
Does anyone else punch themselves in the face? I like to stand in front of a mirror and punch myself in the face. I think it toughens myself up. I want to be a boxer some day.
>>1683852
>self harm
seek help before you an hero
>>1683855
Is it self-harm when you lift weights because your muscles are being damaged? :^)
I like to punch myself in the stomach too. I do it much more than I punch myself in the face. Feels good man. No sarcasm.
>>1683852
No Bayley, we don't
>Tell people to lost weight
>a fatty becomes champion
/fit/fags btfo
Good thread
Fine thread
>>1683851
Good thread
>Punk gets hot
HHH comes in and ruins him
>Bryan gets hot
HHH comes in and almost ruins him but crowd refused to let that happen
>Owens gets hot
HHH comes in and makes it all about him and Owens looks like a complete clown
Fuck this company
based haitch. new era
>>1683832
Are you retarded? You really expected a heel Owens to beat 3 guys clean in one night with no help? Lol it made sense for HHH to interfere bc it sets up his feud with Set while Owens can feud with Jericho who will turn on Owens out jealousy which wouldn't of made sense if Jericho came out and helped KO win the Title .
>>1683836
>wouldn't of
Disqualifies anything you just wrote.
i mean you guys know this is all fake, right?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FATASS GET OUT OF MY WWE
I CRAVE 7' MAN DICK, NOT FAT MIDGET DICK, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The beckyfags think its real
There is nothing is fake about it.
You see someone laughing so arrogant like this Braq Lesnar , even though he did not win match , you think is "fake" for Undertaker to do that? Only because you have never been real fight yourself ...
Fighting is story every situation ... that is why history books are about fighting ... like great wars , Kurukshetra War, etxc.
Man of who is honorable , he will not just beat up opponent but show what he is really means . That is what Undertaker was doing sir.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww cute <3
>tfw your husband is the champ of the universe
>I can't even
Fucking die
>>1683736
>Being such a bitch
Lmao, i can't even
i should travel the world going to wwe shows and get the same seats everytime that's always on camera and make a sign promoting my progressive dreamfunk band