Why did Kevin Nash choose to live in a place that sounds like it was named after a gay man's anus?
It's Spanish ya inbred moron
>>1760467
To further work the smarks into shooting about marks getting worked about marking out when smarks get worked.
>>1760470
I don't care what nationality the sphincter is. It's still gross.
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ITS THE ROLLING STONES
What did he mean by this?
He was high during that promo
Jumping Jack Flash you illiterate cuckold
This thread is now a GLORIOUS thread for the debut of NxTs oh so GLORIOUS - Bobby...... Roooooooooooooode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3smgycpyns
>tfw you will never see punk get ko'd
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
THIS FIRE BURNS
>>1760432
THIS FAGGOT TAPS
Favorite debut's?
I still mark watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZR-cfkSDQ
>>1760371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKAKLM2wjwk
>>1760381
The best part about that Zeb promo is all the laughing from the commentators in the background
Would you like Sasha if she wore a bandana to cover her hairline like Based Hogan did?
Why cover it? Wouldn't you rather trace the tip of your teeny peeny across her forehead while lovingly calling her Simba?
Only if it also gave her his charisma and wrestling ability
>>1760366
It would just be an insult to The Hulkster so no
>Post YFW Tori was about as big as Chyna if not a little bigger in terms of muscle and yet the WWF never had the two of them do a match.
>Post YFW YWN get two hot musclebabes with huge fake hooters throwing down
Why even bother living? Is this what being a Rawtist is like?
>>1760350
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeig9b_tori-and-chyna_sport
>>1760350
It's a bit funny how Chyna is held up as this amazon when WWE has had a few women who were as big or almost there.
I bet Kaitlyn at her biggest would have out lifted Chyna. And I know she could now as Celeste Bonin in her post-WWE size.
I'm not sure where you could see the most muscular and biggest hooter'd chicks wrestler would be these days or in the past. Probably April Hunter matches are a good place to start.
>>1760350
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeigl9_stephanie-and-tori_sport
Man, I just do not remember Tori being this huge. Of course I thought of her as fit back then, but her arms were massive for a woman.
2.65m average, Raw did 2.69m. Last week did 2.45m.
With football still going on and that horrible Raw that we just saw this week expect Smackdown to beat Raw in the ratings by the end of the year
We sat down in a prayer
We spoke of brand warfare
He told us to not despair
For RAW was full of hot air
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
"I thought we had no chance
And our show was gonna blow"
OH NO
YOU'LL SEE
I KNOW WE'LL WIN THE RACE
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLAAAAAACE
He laughed with his headband
He knew we had it won
We had the upper hand
Because Styles was number one
The entire roster was there
We simultaneously said
"I thought we had no chance
And our show was gonna blow"
OH NO
YOU'LL SEE
I KNOW WE'LL WIN THE RACE
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLAAAAAACE
>>1760343
BMAJ DOES IT AGAIN
>>1760343
So smackdown is highest rated original cable show on Tuesday.
Oh and smackdown did a better rating than raw.
Suck it enjoy the rawtism
>mfw /heem/ always leaves /wwe/ crying
I kinda wanted to see cain vs. lesnar rematch
Too bad brock is facing a potential ban from competing, thanks USADA
>>1760254
that because every mma pussy is scared to go up against real threats like sin cara
>>1760254
>Brock gets BTFO by Cain, even does a dance in the cage
>Looks like a pussy, even Don Frye calls him out on it
>Also gets BTFO by Overeem
>Nobody cares
>Punk loses ONE fairly close fight
>Fatties are all over him
Why such a difference?
Is Jerigoat the only regular good thing on Raw?
His promos are hilarious, even more so because he's not chasing titles anymore, just fucking around.
Tag is boring as shit. Ok, New Day sell tons of unicorns, but they are boring as fuck. They should have dropped the belt at SS.
The only somewhat entertaining segments they had were against the Wyatt family; Gallows and Anderson have run out of ideas to job to them.
Women: a total mess; Sasha is injured every 2 weeks. Why are they turning Dana face when they already have 2 faces ''over''?
Why did they also turn Nia Jax face last Monday when she could have been a decent monster heel? What the fuck?
Cesaro and Sheamus, nobody cares, starting with them.
What happened to Strowman anyway?
Bo Dallas is squashing jobbers for now. His poems are decent.
Rusev needs to try harder. I understand he's busy destroying Lana's pussy on daily basis and he's often paired with awful faces, he still needs to do more.
Darren Young and Titus, worse than Cesaro and Sheamus.
The main event is a disaster. Roman as the only clear babyface is a farce and levels it to the ground. Rollins lacks a clear direction.
Why did HHH disappear already? Owens is fine by himself but lacks a legitimate threat.
Don't forget Tom
Without Tom Jericho would be about half as entertaining
Just watch Smackdown. Raw is at best twenty minutes of entertainment in a three and a half hour show.
>watching RAW
>2016
Should the wrestling fans get their own board at this point? I can see maybe 6-7 posts here that aren't wrestling-related compared to the 20-30 that are.
Would you rather be an /asp/erger or a /wre/tard?
this is our board
>>1760179
This is our board now. Maybe if non-wrestling fans hit the gym, had a clue and took a shower they'd be able to claim it.
>>1760179
No. Clearly '''''''''''alternative sports'''''''' only needs a handful of threads
Why do I love the Meme Bros so much?
Hi Matthew!
>>1760164
Because Mojo is based
>>1760164
cause you STAY HYPE BRO
>most adults who buy wrestling shirts want a cool, tasteful design that doesn't seem wrestling-related
>"let's put a giant fucking eye-catching WWE AUTHENTIC WEAR logo on every single one so you'll feel embarassed to wear it outside!"
What is Vince thinking?
Nobody will judge you for your sense of fashion if you're taller than six feet and regularly lift. Surely you do hit the weights, right?
Why does every shirt have a back design?
>>1760054
I don't mind the idea of a back design the only problem is the majority of them are just shit. Like the name of the wrestler or some dumb slogan. I have a bigger problem with the stupid authentic wear at the bottom and the fact that the shirts are made on some cheap polyster that's uncomfortable as fuck.
>Nash BTFO by Big Dick Meltzer
LOL
What do you guys think Kevin Nash personally did to meltzer that warranted his undying hate for big sexy?
Alpha as fuck
BASED BIG DICK DAVE
OLD FART NASH BTFO
what is he thinking?
>>1760004
THE
CHAMP
GAY COMMUNITY? XD
What did she mean by this?
Based Paige is pure. She's no druggie
Del Rio on the other hand is a roid addict. Won't join a company that does drug tests, so he joined WCPW
Is she on Raw or Smackdown?