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Impact Wrestling September fifteenth 2016-09-15 23:06:39 Post No.1765470
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Impact Wrestling September fifteenth Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:06:39 Post No. 1765470 [Report] [View this topic]

Tonight

>Rockstar Spud vs Braxton Sutter In an Empty Arena Match

>Grand Championship tournament. Aron Rex vs Trevor Lee

>Grand Championship tournament. Eddie Edwards vs Mahabali Shera

>Lashley to kickoff the show

>Senor Benjamin has been kidnapped, Jeff suffered a blow from Janice and Vanguard 1 went offline after getting misted. Find out the aftermath of "delete or decay"

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:08:18 Post No.1765480
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:08:18 Post No.1765480 [Report]

>outlaw """""""""wrestling""""""""""

Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:13:18 Post No.1765504
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:13:18 Post No.1765504 [Report]

>Rockstar Spud vs Braxton Sutter In an Empty Arena Match

Isn't that just like every match in TNA though?

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>>1765470
>>Rockstar Spud vs Braxton Sutter In an Empty Arena Match

how bloody is this going to be?

Anonymous
2016-09-15 23:05:43 Post No.1765466
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:05:43 Post No. 1765466 [Report] [View this topic]

He'll be fine.

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:09:05 Post No.1765485
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>that fucking ear

Anonymous 2016-09-16 02:46:34 Post No.1766356
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>>1765466
JUST

Anonymous 2016-09-16 02:59:19 Post No.1766390
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>>1765466

Bam Bam (ID: !2vlFukDhqg)
2016-09-15 23:04:01 Post No.1765455
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Bam Bam (ID: !2vlFukDhqg) 2016-09-15 23:04:01 Post No. 1765455 [Report] [View this topic]

What's next for the fallen hero?

He's losing a lot of his money in the WWE/Doctor lawsuit. He'll probably lose the entire case because he has no evidence/it was likely he lied about the whole thing.
He may have made his fortune, but you can't retire with sub-5 million in these economic times.

He burned every bridge he had.
Even if the WWE takes him back in, he has no credibility to talk shit or hold his own kayfabe wise. He made all wrestlers look like a joke. During the old days, a promotion would kick you out if you didn't finish a bar fight winning to maintain kayfabe. This is an embarrassment on a huuuuge stage.

He's too old to continue an MMA career in his current state. Add that he's not naturally athletic/has the natural ability to be a legit fighter.
Not only that, Dana doesn't want his ass around anymore. I doubt anyone would pay to see him get killed again.

I'm pretty sure he lost most of his fanbase. His 434-day reign got nullified in 2.15 minutes.
I was his biggest fan, and I wouldn't give a fuck about him. I doubt Marvel or anyone he contacted would consider him a draw anymore.

He still has AJ, but eventually she's gonna have to make money. WWE was her dream, and they were treating her right. It's likely she'd go back. And given that Vince loves to break-up couples...

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:22:14 Post No.1765545
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:22:14 Post No.1765545 [Report]

What's Bret do for living? CM Punk could do the same

Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:27:38 Post No.1765566
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>>1765455
How much is he being sued for? I think Dana gives him another fight. That PPV would have drawn 250 000 without Punk. I think he nearly doubled it. If not he can write for Marvel. Hell those comic conventions will pay him to show up and sign autographs. Maybe he'll start a podcast. The sky's the limit Punk.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:30:17 Post No.1765578
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>>1765545
Bret didn't get exposed as a delusional narcissist in 2 minutes on PPV tho

Anonymous
2016-09-15 22:58:34 Post No.1765432
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:58:34 Post No. 1765432 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this the quintessential heel v. heel feud?

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:00:23 Post No.1765436
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:00:23 Post No.1765436 [Report]

No that would be Deanboss vs Bretcum

Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:03:19 Post No.1765451
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:03:19 Post No.1765451 [Report]

Hitler was the babyface boo'd by the smark crowd.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:08:16 Post No.1765479
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:08:16 Post No.1765479 [Report]

>Joseph Chadlin
>heel

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2016-09-15 22:52:25 Post No.1765407
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:52:25 Post No. 1765407 [Report] [View this topic]

>''GET BETTER SECURITY!''
What did Samoa 'The Nip Crippler' Joe mean by this?

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:25:34 Post No.1765560
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It means they should've hired the ninjas that kidnapped him instead of indy wrestlers

Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:26:19 Post No.1765562
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:26:19 Post No.1765562 [Report]

does joe drive a honda crv

Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:49:13 Post No.1765638
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 23:49:13 Post No.1765638 [Report]

good sport uber driver

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:50:30 Post No. 1765402 [Report] [View this topic]

>"My client CEEEEEE EMMMMMM PUNK" is upset over the things you wrote about him online
>CM Punk suddenly then yanks your arm towards him and quickly yet ungracefully throws you on top of his shoulders
>he then clumsily steps over and his hips begin to shake

What do /asp/?

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:53:23 Post No.1765412
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:53:23 Post No.1765412 [Report]

Do a 360 and then walk away.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:55:32 Post No.1765420
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:55:32 Post No.1765420 [Report]

>>1765402
Rear naked choke seems to be pretty effective.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:57:51 Post No.1765429
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:57:51 Post No.1765429 [Report]

Look in his eyes

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:08:59 Post No. 1765246 [Report] [View this topic]

What the fuck are you doing, WWE? Give him a fucking manager. You give him a manager and he's a 10/10

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:10:02 Post No.1765251
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>>1765246
>B-but his engrish gives him more charisma!
>He's oozing charisma in the ring by sounding like a stuttering retard!

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:11:00 Post No.1765257
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>>1765251
Fuck me, at the very least, have him speak in Japanese with a translator or some shit, make it look legitimate.

Don't force him to speak English. FUCKING HELL.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:11:46 Post No.1765261
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:11:46 Post No.1765261 [Report]

He's a complete meme that will flop. Spergy hands isn't charisma

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:07:04 Post No. 1765240 [Report] [View this topic]

GOAT

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:17:02 Post No.1765290
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greatest embarrassment in the ufc of all time yes

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:18:40 Post No.1765295
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>>1765290
Yup

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>>1765290
greatest post-fight speech in the ufc of all time yes

Anonymous
how should he become a 17 time world champion? 2016-09-15 22:07:03 Post No.1765239
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how should he become a 17 time world champion? Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:07:03 Post No. 1765239 [Report] [View this topic]

i think after winning his 16th championship, he should immediately drop it (a money in the bank winner can cash in on him), and then try and win it again

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:08:11 Post No.1765244
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>>1765239
Or they could make him go to a dark place and get obsessed with topping the records on championships, go broken style and start pinning himself to win championships.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:09:48 Post No.1765250
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>>1765239
No I want to see his 16th and 17th title reigns being long reigns. It would forever solidify him as the GOAT wrestler.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:13:52 Post No.1765272
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>>1765244
>start pinning himself to win championships
what?

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2016-09-15 21:53:58 Post No.1765196
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 21:53:58 Post No. 1765196 [Report] [View this topic]

This was on WWE.com. Was removed within minutes.

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Anonymous 2016-09-15 21:57:13 Post No.1765208
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 21:57:13 Post No.1765208 [Report]

Nobody cares

Anonymous 2016-09-15 21:57:35 Post No.1765209
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>>1765208
This

Anonymous 2016-09-15 21:58:09 Post No.1765211
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>>1765196
Who?

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/asg/ - Airsoft General 2016-09-15 21:53:54 Post No.1765195
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/asg/ - Airsoft General Anonymous 2016-09-15 21:53:54 Post No. 1765195 [Report] [View this topic]

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