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Heihachi loses all the time and even does comedy acts and still manages to be over.

Better to build Akuma as a monster heel and put him over, plus he'll get x-pac heat from Tekken marks if he goes over, further solidifying his Tekken heel run.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 13:25:36 Post No.1783256
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>>1783106
>Tekkens biggest draw is a Main Eventer from Street Fighter
>mfw

Tekkenfags on sucidewatch.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 13:27:37 Post No.1783264
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>Tekkentty

Beefcake
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You can't stop greatness! Beefcake 2016-09-20 12:28:31 Post No. 1783097 [Report] [View this topic]

>How do we fix RAW

1. End this wellness policy bullshit.
2. Fire the whole current roster.
3. Keep Kane, Undertaker, Bork, Seth, Shinsuke, Enzo, and get a whole new roster.
4. Raw will only be fixed once the wrestlers start becoming believable again.

Wrestlers today like Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens are a joke.
They are terrible, and any average sized person could kick their ass in real life.
These guys are not believable wrestlers.
They are nothing like the proper stars of the 80s and 90s which got wrestling popular to begin with.

You would not fuck with a wrestler from the 80's or 90's; At least not the proper guys.

>Raw sucks as the roster sucks. Everyone is cleancut and is terrible.
98% of the male roster is five feet ten and 180lbs .
They are manlets.

>Vince needs to stop worrying about standover men now that he is 80 or whatever, and needs to hire proper sized male performers once again.
He also needs to stop carrying on with this female wrestling trash and just give them their own show already.
Take them off the TV - they suck up valuable time from male performers.

Kevin Owens, Dean Ambrose, Big Cass, these guys are jokes.
Enough of this nonsense! Hire proper sized male superstars again!

Sick of seeing mongs under six feet and under 190lbs battle for the same thing every week.
Back in the 90s and earlier, a six foot person was 300lbs of pure victory.
>As it should be.

Manlets only strive when there are giants to defeat.
>Rey Mysterio is a prime example of this.
When the whole roster is filled with manlets however, nobody strives - as seen with the WWE roster today.

It is important to realize that the wrestlers today are simply average sized dudes.
There are no more huge intimidating guys.
Ryback was really the last guy that could have done the job, but they ruined that too!
To think that morons like Dean Ambrose or some stooge playing a Trumpet could kick Rybacks ass is bullshit.

>Roids or not - Raw needs proper sized male performers once more.

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Ed Boulder 2016-09-20 12:35:11 Post No.1783113
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>>1783097
Although I am actually you, OP, I totally agree with you.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:36:23 Post No.1783115
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This thread was barely amusing the first time Beefcuck

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>>1783115
>It has been modified and improved

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:27:26 Post No. 1783093 [Report] [View this topic]

>Your universal champion...

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:29:40 Post No.1783100
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>>1783093
I like KO but that promo at the start was cringey as fuck and he almost stumbled his lines.
>W-WHY DON'T YA...
>UM...
>STAND-UP COMEDY ROUTINES

You're better than this, fatso. Step up. Seth shouldn't be talking better than you.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 13:25:19 Post No.1783255
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>>1783100

YOU MEAN THE MAN WITH A FRENCH CANUCKLEHEAD ACCENT IS STRUGGLING TO AMERICANIZE IT AND STUMBLING A BIT?

Anonymous 2016-09-20 13:26:07 Post No.1783258
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>>1783093

Who's that next to Cesaro?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 11:39:46 Post No. 1782998 [Report] [View this topic]

How does the whole brand split work in terms of writing?

Are both RAW and Smackdown written and booked by the same people or do they each have their own respective people doing the booking?

Are they actually in competition with each other or is that just kayfabe?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 11:47:46 Post No.1783012
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>>1782998
Big Match Vince is more hands-on with Smackdown, and Based "Mr. NXT" Ward is writing there, too. Which is why SmA+ckdown is such a better show than the Stephanie shillstravaganza

Anonymous 2016-09-20 11:48:52 Post No.1783014
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>he thinks vince is competing with himself to right a show
>he thinks anyone but vince has say in writing the shows

smhtbqhwyf

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Predict the Raw Rating Anonymous 2016-09-20 11:26:48 Post No. 1782972 [Report] [View this topic]

Here are a few things to consider:

Monday Night Football and Gotham as competition

Tons of Stephanie and Foley this week

Roman opens and closes the show

Still no HHH follow up

The cruiser weights, while awesome, were put in the 3rd hour death slot

I'm guessing 2.5 million viewers.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 11:28:53 Post No.1782975
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Based Big Dog Record Lowman Reigns working the viewers permanently off wrestling forever

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>>1782972
1.7

Anonymous 2016-09-20 11:30:54 Post No.1782978
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>>1782975
This. Roman is the cancer killing ratings.

Reminder his 5 year old fans go to sleep and dont tune in Raw.

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post cute couples with wrestlers Anonymous 2016-09-20 11:23:23 Post No. 1782967 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 10:56:25 Post No. 1782908 [Report] [View this topic]

>too intelligent for Raw
>too dumb for Smackdown
>tfw

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 10:57:23 Post No.1782910
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yeah, whatever, fucking nerd

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>tfw too white to watch Lucha Underground

Anonymous 2016-09-20 10:59:23 Post No.1782914
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>>1782908
Just watch NXMeme

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 10:43:04 Post No. 1782884 [Report] [View this topic]

JUST fuck my shit up
>3rd hour death spot
>Foley fumbling his lines and using cue cards
>Fatal 4 Way which while awesome, did nothing to show off any of the guys characters
>THE CHAMP. ISN'T. HERE!

Instead we get a bunch of shit promos for matches that mean nothing a week ahead of their first PPV that has Reigns going over their fucking Universal Champ even though he lost to him last week.

What the fuck was that shit?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 10:43:59 Post No.1782886
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>>1782884
>>THE CHAMP. ISN'T. HERE!

Reminder that TJP was on the pre-show.

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>>1782886
>Reminder that TJP was on the pre-show.
And? What cunt watches the preshow for Raw? It's already 3 hours long. Just introduce him properly and have him sit on commentary.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 10:47:39 Post No.1782895
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Foley reading off the wrestlers entrances blatantly on his cue cards was pathetic. Then they all had shit tier jobber theme music. Way to put over these guys lmao. More like the cucksweight

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