>His father is the Million Dollar Man
>Handed the Million dollar belt
>Shoehorned into a WWE movie
>Given Maryse as a manager
>Still drew zero dimes
Has there been a more forgettable wrestler in the WWE in the past 5 years?
Probably, 'cause at least you managed to remember that much.
Remember DJ Gabriel?
'Member Jesse? Me neither
>>1788383
Remember Ryan Braddock?
Based Maffew living the life
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/778607652003844096
>>1788365
Fuck off Maffew. I hope a muzzie throws your queer as off a building
>>1788375
Newcastle is white, ask nwowolfpactv.
>>1788385
I want nwowolfpactv to to a wcpw show and destroy smarks irl
Good old Sword and board vs fencing.
Which style would win?
i would just suplex you
please seek sunlight
>>1788325
Sword and shield is a form of fencing.
>>1788325
A big ass broadsword would kill a pussy ass fencer lmao
Why do so many guys have long hair in wrestling?
You would think that wrestling wtih hair in your eyes would get annoying.
Its actually funny. Probably 70%+ (numbers straight from my ass) of male population has short/medium for man bun hair. But in WWE and other promotions most has hair to their fucking shoulder or longer
>>1788310
How many rock stars have long hair? WWE wrestlers are supposed to stand out
>>1788310
To show motion in still pictures.
Long hair is sexy.
*tumbleweed*
*crickets*
How is a heel meant to get over if their opposition is Nikki fucking Bella?
>>1788317
Nikki's pretty over desu
>>1788321
Nikki is not a babyface.
>Supposed to be developmental
>All the top stars are veterans from other promotions
???
That was hard.
>>1788281
>Big E
>5'11"
Wow I hate Big E now
>>1788324
>hating Based E
delete yourself
What did Rikishi tell Otunga? And why did Vince not want us to know? (Throwing up replays every time he brought it up)
Is he the new voice of the voiceless?
>>1788221
>Throwing up replays every time he brought it up
Did it seem like something strange was afoot last night?
>>1788221
What are you blathering on about OP?
>>1788278
In the Uso's match with American Alpha, Ortunga started off talking about how he'd talked to Rikishi about his kids and found out about their 'new attitude' and was cut off by the start of the match. He kept trying to tell the story again like four times throughout the match in downtimes and right after. Every time he did he was cut off, usually by a replay being instantly brought up. It was really weird.
APOLOGIZE
>>1788155
I AM SORRY BASED CRIPSOS
YOU ARE TOP, TOP CUNTS AND I HATE YOU
I WILL BOO YOU WHEN YOU OOGA-BOOGA
I WILL BOO YOU WHEN YOU BURY MY FAVOURITES
PLEASE DON'T BEAT BASED SLYNO YET RHYNO NEEDS MORE CRACKERS
They should've kept the day-glo attire honestly.
Would've gotten them some obnoxious cheap heat.
>>1788160
The basketball-bro-tier red shirts they had on the last Smackdown were bretty gud
>me on the right.
>>1788139
you kinda remind me of Kevin Owens. Have you ever considered going into the wrestling business?
Looks like you missed breakfast fella
>>1788139
post your younger brother
So imagine a tournament where every promotion in the world was invited. You can pick 5 wrestlers for each team. This is a survivor series type match. Which promotion wins?
Probably New Japan
Unless LU gets to use its mystical kayfabe in which case it wins
Pro wrestling ulster
Tanahashi, okada, Kenny, and the young bucks would be my NJPW team.
What percentage of the Raw roster wishes they were on Smackdown? Who do you think most wants to jump ship to the superior show?
>>1788101
Probably not most of the ones actually getting feuds and screentime, figuring the ratings will bounce back after football ends, and they'd care more about the show that would hopefully increase their exposure and eventually paycheck more than whether what stories they're in are well written or not.
As it goes on and smackdown continues to grow a dedicated audience from the basic function of actually having a basic idea of how to write even the most simplistic of stories, while raw continues to lose it's entire audience though? All of them eventually.
Cesaro for sure.
>>1788130
>and they'd care more about the show that would hopefully increase their exposure and eventually paycheck more than whether what stories they're in are well written or not.
Are you an idiot or something?
Smackdown is rating better 'cause it HAS the better programming.
>>1788134
Are you? Did you not read any of the rest of that post but that line? Management based off of the past years clearly seems to think quality of story doesn't matter to ratings and it's all just "THA KIDS AH WATCHIN ON THEY EYEPADS" and "IT'S JUST CAUSA FOOZBALL". I doubt many of the roster feels smackdown is the place to go to get a higher paycheck yet. It hasn't actually surpassed Raw in rating yet even with football.
As the ratings of smackdown slowly climb as it grows a dedicated audience off that quality and raw continues to fall, football or not, I imagine that perception will change.
Should the words Based,GOAT and draw be banned so we can bring quality discussion for quality mandrama back?
>>1787827
Stone Cold ET was a based draw and a GOAT
>>1787827
>Quality discussion
>on /asp/
where the fuck do you think you are tripnigger
Get out newshit tripfag
>I'm going to become a heel!
>... By doing everything I did that made me popular in the first place
What did Austin mean by this?
Still better than Roman Reigns
>>1787806
>... to sympathetic characters that didn't deserve it
>>1787828
>Literally beats the shit out of Lita with a chair
>Still gets cheered
Austin never drew a dime as a heel
Will he become a household name like John Cena?
No because he cant even draw a dime
>entire upper deck was sealed off yesterday
>arena looked empty on tv despite gay zoomed in angles and pitch black lighting
>2 posts
>Ctrl+F
>draw
>1 result already
Fuck this shitty ass board, get cancer all of you
>>1787800
Cena and Ambrose were the main event.
>Raw
>Literally every single guy on the roster gets mixed reactions except Cesaro who gets no reaction
>Smackdown
>The faces get cheered and the heels get booed. Almost no mixed reactions except for GOAT-tier guys like AJ
What did the WWE universe mean by this?
That wrestling fags like you OP should KYS
>>1787754
I guess that means the entire RAW roster except for Cesaro are GOAT tier like AJ
>>1787764
This desu