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>>1783097
Although I am actually you, OP, I totally agree with you.

This thread was barely amusing the first time Beefcuck

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>>1783115
>It has been modified and improved

Wasn't Beefcake only signed because he was Hulk Hogan's friend? Guy had heat in the locker room.

>>1783097
Had this thread already Beefcuck.

Copying it again for the sake of it

HOW TO FIX RAW (THE REAL DEAL):

>Go back to 2 hours. If USA doesn't want to, use the commercials as the goddamn filler and put them everywhere, just not while the match is going on, maybe after some promo.
>Make Owens and the other faggots get a better look or else put them in the midcard where they belong. Not saying a Brian Cage look, but they should not look like a cab driver or a bully fatboy.
>Treat women's wrestling in a more realistic way. That means, not like a piece of shit and not like the second coming of Jesus, like the WWE is doing with all women.
>Build a better midcard, 'nuff said.
>When cutting a promo, be more open to suggestions and be open to them saying what the company wants in their own words if they can pull it off. If not, let them follow a script. This would show who's capable of being good on the mic and not a dank meme which "was so much better in the indies, but WWE fucked him up for good".
>Progress storylines in a simple (if possible) and logical way, 'nuff said.
>PG is fine, but it's a children show, and everyone and their mothers KNOW childs curse way more than their parents, so be more edgy in that aspect, without going full TV-14. When the show gets better overall, consider going back to TV-14.
>If you want to use The Authority again, make them control the guys in a believable way but at some point blow it up and make a rebellion storyline between the goons to make Triple H put someone over for a chance (this is the most logical way to repeat the Vince/Austin storyline without ripping it totally)
>Don't call NXT guys if their gimmick isn't fully developed to avoid another Apollo Crews or Baron Corbin (he's closer to end this problem, though)
>Change the show aesthetic and make it more masculine, like RAW IS WAR. The new one is fine, but could be much better (starting for the logo). Use older sets more often a la RAW Old School.
>Fire obvious shitters as Titus O'Neil or use them right.

>>1783642 cont.
>Get better announcers and give them freedom to narrate the matches to make them feel more natural
>Listen to the fans but don't make them control the show in any way, e.g. turning Roman heel but not giving Owens the title just because.
>If you're getting old guys, give them a decent spot on the card to put people over like Jericho, not like the Dudley Boyz
>If getting seasoned guys, don't put them in NXT, bring then to the main roster and use them in Takeovers if a dream match is required.
>Fire EVERYONE in creative who believes they should follow feminist ideas in the shows. Don't let Stephanie change this, but keep her around as an aid to the team (that means her NOT BEING the head of creative) to make the boss happy. Use her in a Russo way, get the ideas which would be revolutionary and drop the other 1000 ones.
>Whenever it's possible, redo the belts and give them a more believable look. Don't copy MMA because you need to accept you are not the real thing, but you always could make it look better than their titles. e.g. the Universal Championship being trash because of copying UFC ways to make them.
>In the matter of where to put commercials in the show, I would suggest putting them after a promo and before a match made because of that promo (or a cliffhanger in general, so START DOING CLIFFHANGERS), like the TV shows WWE wants to be doing and can't accept could never be doing with a wrestling show. This is a good way to make it feel like a TV show (and make Vince and the others happy) but also to make the audience at home rest from everything that is the 3 hours of RAW programming.
Leave Smackdown as it is because in 2 hours shows the commercial placement really works as intended, but for 3 hours you need to make a change.

I think this should be applied instantly to make the show at least more bearable to the casual guy and appease the raging smarks which go to the shows to spend money just to fuck up everything planned

I don't think the Cruiserweights should have been on RAW, they seem more suited for SD. RAW should have another belt though. I don't know, something that fits GM Foley even. Maybe something Hardcore?

>I think I can fix everything because I'm so smart!
nobody gives a shit about what you think you can do or how "right" you are, because it's a fucking fake wrestling show

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Nobody knows shit aside from Beefcake.
Beefcake is #1.