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Wait, who deserves it?

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Any Debra's in here? I'm going to kick your ass.

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Get him over

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First Person edition

Last Thread: >>1885818

Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.

Please do NOT spam random Airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.

>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd

>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6

>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns
http://discord.me/asg

Thread Topic:

You can have one gun, with all the attachments or accessories or any kind of customization at all for free on it.

It will never break, never jam, and will perform perfectly for the rest of it's existence.

All at the cost of being unable to own any other gun.

What do you pick, and how do you set it up?

Also, post your guns in first person!

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ITT: Weird matches that actually happened

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ITT: we post wrestlers who lived in your hometown

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Do you actually like what they did with the Divas in the years leading up to the so-called "revolution"?

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http://www.pwmania.com/former-wwe-executive-reveals-why-samoa-joe-wasnt-signed-years-ago

>According to Prichard, McMahon once said that Foley “looked like a fat bum.”

>“I’ll tell you why he wasn’t considered. [It] was because they thought he was a fat Samoan. He looked out of shape, he wasn’t the body type that Vince liked and they felt that it wouldn’t work,”

>When asked why WWE employed Umaga, who had a similar body type as Joe, he said Umaga was considered “one of the family.”

Based Brother Love revealing all of Vince's secrets.

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ITT, the most beatiful a move has been executed. For example, this is the best looking running knee

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What the fuck happened to the WWE?

Where are the real men?

Why are both top champions <6' manlets?

What happened to real men 6'5+ 300lbs+ wearing nothing but speedos? I wanna watch real men wrassle, not skinny manlets flip around like its gymnastics

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xtremewrestlingtorrents.net

Get a disposable email and sign-up. No verification email is sent, even though it is implied at the time of registration to prevent people from using disposable emails. Make two accounts just in case and park the second one.

Note that you gotta seed(upload) as you download, Ratio above 1 is important or you get banned.

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The day /asp/ died

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Last one reached bump limit so now it's a NEW DAY YES IT IS

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I'll start with an obvious one.

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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent