>post favorite all time wrestler
Randy savage
>post favorite current wrestler
Seth Rollins
>Chris Jericho
>Chris Jericho
Honestly have a hard time deciding between Edge and Daniel Bryan
BMAJ
>>1897392
Jericho is pretty much always #3 for me as well
>>1897392
best currently? maybe. Not the best ever though
Who would he kill?
the ratings
>>1897359
>>1897359
literally the only shield member to draw ratings
>>1897253
A LOCATION WHERE NO ONE ACCOMPANIES ME
I'VE SWALLOWED DOWN A THOUSAND YEARS OF ANGER
>based big dick dave
>there are """""people""""" who unironically still hate Roman Reigns
I don't hate him.
I don't like him.
I think he's incredibly boring.
>>1897260
This
>>1897260
This honestly. Don't like him, don't hate him, I'm just indifferent to him.
Will i get banned for posting dean?
I hope so
>>1897174
>not liking this generations Brian Pillman
Will i get bannef for posting bean?
Has anyone here ever Skyped with Sunny? What exactly does she do during these paid Skype Sessions?
She says she doesn't do weird shit, but all you have to do is wave a husky and she'll do it
>>1897142
She looks and sounds disgusting now why would anyone want that?
>>1897142
$100 bucks for 20 minutes. It's just sexy talking, posing, and playing with herself.
>Burying your young top babyface to put over an aging nostalgia act
What did DC mean by this?
>>1896923
>Boring Mr. I'm so perfect that i could literally be hitler and still be good going over
>>1896925
>hurrr I like Batman because he has no real superpowers and has a bleak view of life just like me
>>1896927
>Thinking I like batman
He's shit and so is superman
Who is the most reddit superstar, and why is it Becketty?
>>1896878
have sex
>>1896879
>SEETHING
>>1896881
have sex
When was the last time it was cool to be a wrestling fan?
>>1896824
>worrying about being cool
literally 18+ forever
2000
not even 2001, ratings and buyrates (besides WM) were already falling
>>1896828
since has cool ever meant "popular"? everyone knows popular stuff is for basics
>you wanted to see him last week, but Curt Hawkins didn't wanna see you
Has there ever been a funnier wrestler? I don't think so.
Kys
This dude came out to absolute crickets last week. Shocker given the month of 2004 chuck Norris joke promos that preceded his debut.
Even without a personality I like Crews a lot more than I like him.
>>1896722
Yeah, it's strange as fuck.
Usually with a shitty gimmick like this there's some leftover heel heat as a result of it, but goddamn even the boo's were muted.
What are some wrestlers with early onset male pattern baldness?
Baron Corbin
Dean Ambrose
Viktor
>>1896649
>Dean Ambrose
>Early
>>1896652
He was already balding 10 years ago
What does /asp/ think about the Umaga character
youmangah*
OOOABOOGABOOGABOOOGA
they did a good job making him into a believable force of nature that was unstoppable. gimmick It was a little racist, but that's typical for WWE.
Any other old /asp/ posters here who are now de facto wrestling fans after seeing 10,000 threads about it?
I feel like I know every WWE wrestler now just from seeing all these threads.
Hit the weights
Feel the bang
Take a shower
Get out while you still can famalamadingdong
>>1896473
>groomed
>like a pedo would a child
Well it certainly explains why Bayley fans look so much like nonces.
>>1896473
Who's your favorite, op?
>Hey Mark, what the hell is a dime?
>I haven't got a clue, Steve.
>Scotty, what are we gonna do with all these dimes?
>I dunno...go to Shoneys?
>>1896378
I doubt anyone has ever paid to see Rick Steiner in their life
>>1896386
18+ kid
https://youtu.be/univGjKpj3Y?t=2m1s
Virgin smarks BTFO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Flo2g4MRENo
Thrillride is the man. YUP!
>>1896294
>Phoneposting
That's a paddling
>>1896656