>JeriGOAT enters at number 2
>makes him stay in for over 1 (ONE) HOUR
>does literally nothing the entire rumble, sits on the outside or in the corner 99,9% of the time
>makes it to final four
>just so Roman can get a minor revenge spot that literally nobody cared about because taker, lesnar, and jewberg stole the show
Why does Vince hate JeriGOAT so much?
cause he is not jew and wcw guy, friend of chris benoit
>>2213415
he doesnt hate jericho, he just knows hes a manlet that doesnt draw
>>2213415
Ya stupid fucking mark Jericho is a veteran and was in there to direct traffic for all the rookies. BUZZ OFF!
I agree, Tanahashi...I agree
>>2213412
what's the joke
>>2213412
{same}
>>2213412
Hey, plebbit, that's not New Japan's official account, please fucking have sex.
>hurr worst rumble of all time
Bros do you call how BAD that RR match was? Not only the winner but the entire match was solid bullshit.
>>2213372
No. That was was fun for the cringe. This was just fucking awful.
>>2213388
>fun for cringe
What the hell are you talking about?
The 2015 Rumble was pretty fucking terrible. This one was actually fun until #30 hit and we realized we weren't getting Joe.
I'll start
Miz, for some goddamn reason, was the only one people remembered from back when WWE aired on my country.
The New Day...every...fucking...time.
>>2213328
Ya friends must be faggot cause my friends were literally dieng of laughter when this pale skinny manlet with LGBT coloured trunks came hobbling out to the ring.
He should have won
>>2213314
that would've been worse than Roman and Orton.
No one wants to see him vs Cena in a slap fight.
>>2213314
He got exactly what he deserved, unceremoniously tossed out by Brock. Like a CliffsNotes version of their Mania match.
Lesnar tossed him like he was a jobber.
I miss that jacket.
Tell me what you like/dislike about this wrestler.
looks like a booger and was a jannetty in ECW
idk who this fat midget is and idc.
i like how thic he is
>>2213217
>>2213217
+18
Harper got the biggest pop of the night when setting up Bray for the Sister Abigail. Even got a Luke chant when he clotheslined Bray and took care of Orton.
>>2213217
He's not supposed to get a pop, just fireflies.
Any good Webms from rumble? Would love some umbrella chronicles.
>BOTCHBERG
Lol besides that one.
>>2213215
Requesting Roid Cena if anyone got it
Why does the rest of 4chan hate us?
Because we are the lowest of the low. Even r9k has normies nowadays.
because you're adults who care immensely about professional wrestling. There must be something wrong with you
>>2213184
How long until we get the boot from Hiro?
Literally what was the point not having him in the Rumble? It would have made no difference either way, it's not as if this will be a big part of his Haitch feud either
Instead we get Ellsworth, Enzo and Reigns
There no point of 90% of the entrance
The only ones that mattered were literally Goldberg, Lesnar, Taker, Reigns, Wyatt and Orton
>Literally what was the point not having him in the Rumble? It would have made no difference either way
hahaha you fucking moron asshole
>>2213163
I expected HHH to be #30 and then Seth screwing him out.
They did the same thing with mysterio when everyone wanted daniel bryan in the rumble
Of course, but the fact that people would rather want Orton to win over Reigns even though then there would be a possibility for the incredibly stale Cena vs Orton match-up ends up saying a lot about how much people dislike Reigns. When people would rather prefer one of the most boring things in the biz in the last 10 years to Reigns, it's just that much more telling about how awful his booking has been over the past couple years.
>>2213113
He was in a world title match earlier in the night, he's not supposed to also appear in the rumble
Need to recover from that awful rumble. Got any suggestions on what to watch?
Wild Pegasus vs Black Tiger
Nakamura vs Ibushi
last year's rumble
Great sasuke vs Jushin thunder Liger
Let's focus on tonight's positives in this thread.
>>2213057
I'm sad I missed the preshow
But honestly, the entire undercard was pretty great
Bray Wyatt is winning the Title at elim chamber
AJ didn't look that weak (took 3 AA's, one being a super)
Taker/Roman could be okay
Strowman looked strong as fuck
Sami looked pretty strong too
Tye and Harper got positive reactions, that's literally all I got. Also, Corbin's Deep Six to Deanetty was really slick, can't believe I'm turning around on him.
>got the second biggest pop behind taker
When did the Ten thing get so over? I thought 90% of those NXT gimmicks go unnoticed by the main crowd.
>>2213042
It was predictable. Everyone knew it would happen. It wasn't an "omg hes here!" scream, it was a "lol omg I predicted this guys!" scream. And it wasn't even the second biggest pop, just some noise for the number 10.
>>2213042
would have been funnier if miz came out at 10
royal rumble always has smark crowds
>Those who like Roman Reigns are well adjusted children and fully-functioning, well-maintained adults.
>Those who don't like Roman Reigns are obese, friendless, unemployed virgins.
Stop bitching over the Big Dog, you worthless smarks.
Get a clue, engage in sexual relations and start acting like a half decent fan.
>>2213028
Tip harder
>>2213044
Stay mad
>Hey Roman, Randy is going to win
>They're going to boo him hard
>Can you go out there and make sure he gets cheered?
>#AhhYessir