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only if he changes his gimmick

Reddit incarnate

>>2256864
Doesn't need a gimmick change. His last promo was based as fuck.

>3 Deancuck threads in a minute
I see you

Same goes for almost the whole roster. The only good wrestler is Styles.

>>2256785
>>2256782
Basically (you)

>>2256778
Is that a picture of the average redditor?
>hipster dweeb

>>2256780
Well ya would know wouldn't ya

>>2256805
Well you post yourself every day so yes

Reddit sucks tho

>>2256737
Yet you post and lurk there aggressively

By not going on leddit ever fs and i don't want soms indy brit manlets fans here anyway

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>>2256684

Mow his lawn.

>that finger in the camera lense

Also based kofi shirt

it's the only board that isn't populated by fucking SJWs

I've tried /wooo/, every post has you ID'd, and if you arent a smark you get banned pretty easily, and r/sc is a bunch of manchildren who jizz over Sasha and Titus Young. this is literally the last wrestling board that lets you talk about any kind of wrestling. hell i remember there was a Beeg thread for a week straight that had his fake nudes in it (i want the real ones btw). this board is the Michaels and the other 2 are the super Janetty.

>>2256679
>>2256686
>>2256706
objectively false

and we also need ids to stop samefaggers like yourself

>>2256672

Did he die?

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>>2256672

Based. Big. Dog.

Head back to squaredcircle

>>2256459
Back to Plebbit

Bray is winning on Sunday.

>>2256456
It looks like someone dumped a shitload of wet cables on his head lmao

>>2256461
WRONG YOU BET YOUR ASS CRISPY CORBIN COMES OUT ONTOP REVERSING A SISTER ABIGAIL INTO AN END OF DAYS

Booking has turned him into a chickenshit heel.

He'd be great if he had his bully gimmick from NXT and his Cena feud.

>>2256414
He's too fat and pathetic and short to be a believable bully. This tubby manlet would be the victim

His entire gimmick is breaking kayfabe.

He is basically no-selling every single one of his opponents. Realistically, he would never be able to win a fight against anyone on the roster. He's a fat, old, neckbeard manlet. But because wrestling is fake, he doesn't take any damage from his opponents and acts like he is stronger than them.
Also, all his promos are coming with sarcastic remarks completely ignoring the character that his opponents are trying to build up and acting like they are actors, not the characters that they are portraying. If a guy came in as the monkey man, KO would not say "Oh no a scary monkey!", he would say "Nice costume, jackass".

All in all, he is ruining WWE.

>Pitbull

I mean I guess he's better than Flo Rida...

DALE

>>2256360
He's Flo Rida,but more Hispanic.

No way, I bet they'll have him on the RAW after Mania and watch the roof explode off the joint. I miss me some HH

>>2256237
Highly unlikely there'll be more boos that cheers when he returns. Don't worry, anon.

Raw is so boring now. When's Hogan coming back?

>>2256208
SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK

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>>2256208

Our respectable group of people are about to advance in the general direction of your wherabouts, melanin-enriched gentleman

>>2256191
On your knees, doug

>>2256191
>cringe
There's that word again...

>>2256191
Blonde sasha

>>2256092
Being a Mark for Yourself means you value the positive (or negative) portrayal of your wrestling character more than your place and pay in the wrestling business.
These kinds of people will refuse to take pins, complain about their place on the card, and will politic heavily backstage because they think their character deserves more of a spotlight. Some Attitude Era guys who are guilty of this are Hogan and HBK.

A mark for the business can be someone who is aware of the fictional elements of the product, but still watches and spends money on it.

A mark (in wrestling terminology) is someone who believes the fictional elements of the product are real.
A mark (in general) is someone who accepts what they are told at face value when there is no proof or when they proof given has been manipulated for an agenda.

>>2256092
>What does "being a mark for yourself" mean?

see: full sail crowd at nxt

>>2256092
>What does "being a mark for yourself" mean?
Jeff Jarrett.