Green Spess Muhreen (ID: !9Hrn30SdN.)
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Green Spess Muhreen (ID: !9Hrn30SdN.)
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So I was watching the superbowl half time show with my dad earlier, and during the performance there was a bunch of lights in the audience, much like Bray's entrance. My father, being a 65 year old man who loves wrestling but isn't a hardcore fan, said "It looks like bray is going to show up heh heh."
So.
He then said.
>"What if one day during his promos when hes in the middle of the ring, he said "You want to know who Abigail is? Well, she is my sister... and she is my ma...mamamaaaa" and poker face begins to play and she walks out in one of her crazy outfits with a hillbilly tone to it?"
Because Lady Gaga was the one performing during the half time show. How would you feel if this happened?
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your dad is a faggot tbfh
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>>2260017
He's had sex more times than you
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>>2260021
no he hasn't, you were adopted
Triphammer (ID: !FACeqETVdA)
Elimination Chamber Gamethread 2017-02-12 10:32:33 Post No.2259840
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Triphammer (ID: !FACeqETVdA)
2017-02-12 10:32:33
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Gaytch edition
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GOAT
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>>2259842
Legit marked when that happend
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Imagine actually sitting here for hours on end talking to yourself in a 4chan thread. Imagine doing it every single day and still failing to get your shitty forced memes over. Sad!
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>>2259837
Like what you are doing right now?
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>>2259837
you literally are that person
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>>2259837
HI Carter
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FOLLOW.
THE.
BUZZARDS.
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>>2259660
>Miz above Ambrose
>Corbin above Miz
Based
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>>2259660
AJ should win, I really don't want Cena Orton at WM and the Wyatt family storyline has fuck all to do with the belts right now.
If it did Bray would've given a shit when harper cost them the tag belts.
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>Bray v Randy at Rumble
I hope Randy puts his ME chance on the line so we have Luke vs Bray
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I took a friend who had never really watched wrestling to NXT live last night, and they claimed that they never felt an energy at a sports event like when Shinsuke came out.
The meme is confirmed true.
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I took a friend to an Impact Wrestling taping last night, and they claimed that they never felt an energy at a sports event like when Aaron Rexx came out.
The meme is confirmed true
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>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
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>>2259721
i can confirm this
tna is awesome
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Did I do good /asp/ies?
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>>2259550
The fuck's with those Bliss odds? I thought she'd be the favorite
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No,
WWE Championship – Elimination Chamber Match
Bray Wyatt -7500 vs. John Cena +3500 vs. AJ Styles +5000 vs. Baron Corbin +7500 vs. The Miz +10000 vs. Dean Ambrose +12500
WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship – Tag Team Turmoil
American Alpha -5100 vs. The Usos +2500 vs. Heath Slater & Rhyno +6000 vs. The Ascension +6000 vs. Breezango +7000 vs. The Vaudevillains +9000
Randy Orton -6000 vs Luke Harper +2000
Nikki Bella -420 Natalya +300
WWE Women’s Championship Match
Alexa Bliss +2100 vs Naomi -6300
Becky Lynch -4500 vs Mickie James +1200
Handicap Match
Apollo Crews & Kalisto -2000 vs. Dolph Ziggler +1000
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>>2259553
Naomi seems to have suddenly become odds favourite.
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MUH DICK. IDK WHY BUT NOTHING MAKES ME CUM FASTER AND FEELS BETTER THAN THIS GIF. INDIAN BOY OR NOT IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD AND I WILL NEVER STOP
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>>2259522
Looks like a spic boy.
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jerk on brother.
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>>2259522
anyone know the date of thr match or have source?
When's she cumming back?
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have sex
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>>2259435
I assume MtF reassignment surgery has a long recovery period.
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>>2259435
Never
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>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow
>Womanlet
>Weak
>Uses roids to compensate
>Injury prone
>Killed her own title reign before a single defense
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Alexa's A+
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She gave my cousin a blowjob in Surrey after a show
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>>2259398
hope he never got a yeast infection from her
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Becketty BTFO
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Which one is the jannetty
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>>2259248
Marvelous Marc Mero
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Gangrel
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>>2259248
Marc mero
Dvon
Christian
Everyone else had some degree of over.
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>tfw 8 year old sons a roman lames fan
How do i beat into my sons head that his taste is complete shit? He doesnt even like him he just likes him because he is susceptible to opinions of the WWE. Roman reigns is obviously a shit wrestler and it bothers me that my son has such shit taste.
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>>2259180
By spending more time with him and less time trying to be /asp/ famous
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>Nami pretending he's had sex
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>>2259260
Maybe it's adopted, wich is sad, imagine wanting a family that loves and cares about you and instead you get an /asp/ shitpoter
Did you actually believe wrestling was real at one point?
What made you realize it waa fake?
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When I was 11 when Eddie died
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>>2258988
Yeah I did. My cousins told me it was fake at age 3 but I refused to believe it until like age 9.
My main argument to convince myself was that you could see them falling off of high places, you could see them bleeding, you could see the thumbtacks stuck in in their back so how could it be fake?
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>>2259001
Nigga ya don't remember anything from when ya were 3 stop lying
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ELIMINATION CHAMBER PREGAME THREAD #1 2017-02-12 06:05:41 Post No.2258948
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ELIMINATION CHAMBER PREGAME THREAD #1
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7 bongs away
>3 women's matches on the main card
literally fucking why
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>>2258948
>op stays up until 4 am to watch wrestling
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>>2258949
and he's gonna sit through the divas matches
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>>2258949
jokes on you I live on the east coast
I know you're from asp, Scott. Do some pictures for us
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Please tell me this isn't real and she really didn't notice this image.
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>>2258956
https://twitter.com/MickieJames/status/830180912604336128
Wild times, brother.
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>>2258965
>Have you ever had a man truly appreciate those gorgeous feet? I sure hope so :)
DOO-DOO DOO DOO DOOOO...
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I like their top 10s.
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They've grown on me, even king Ross, idk how the fuck thay was possible, I guess it's like new day