If scientists found a cure for autism, how badly would this affect the wrestling industry?
This Coming from 4chan. More importantly a board where a tripfag spends all day attention whoring himself with imaginary conversations
>>2258585
always ya seethe at me
what did i ever do to ya?
>>2258585
and you are that tripfag
Mean while in bizzaro /asp/...
Why do they even try to push the mens """""""""heavy weight"""""""" divsion?
Everyone knows the cruser weights and womens divsion is what draws
You are really trying too hard to keep this board moving. I'm guessing the feeling of loneliness js settling in. Take a break from the internet deancuc
Everyone loves the Based Big Dog. Absolute GIGANTIC pops whenever he appears.
>>2258503
If he's so loved how come he's never drawn a dime in his life? Checkmate romarks
Dave Meltzer just confirmed he's the best wrestler in the world, even better than AJ.
BASED
>>2258457
Who?
Probably not in the top 10
>charisma
>great look
>great taste in music
>inspired by hip-hop culture
>amazing on the mic
Ignore dimes drawn and other memes - the outsiders were undeniably the coolest pro wrestlers of all time, right?
>>2258416
but anon they did draw dimes
and yes they were bretty good
>>2258416
Scott was the only one with a good look.
>terrible workers
>marks for themselves
>drug addicts (Hall)
>shit bookers (Nash)
>never the guys
>always second fiddle to Hogan
Where were you when Bullet Club added another boring white guy no one cared about?
>>2258400
>not knowing Based Influence
kys my dude
>>2258400
Poor tama having to put up with these plebs.
>he doesn't know about the man who replaced Kurt Angle in the mix
Remember when le biker man Chuck Palumbo & Jamie Noble were fighting over Michelle McCool and then she went and married IRL biker man anyway?
>>2258355
Yea they alluded he was beating her too
>>2258355
Based Noble.
Fuck Sheamus for ending his career.
>>2258384
He got to be security for based Seth though
Are the stories about him rarely getting any sleep true? If so what's his secret?
It's common for a lot of high-powered people. IIRC correctly Thatcher got the same amount of sleep as him (4 hours)
Trump is the same way. Thus the 5am tweets.
>>2258347
Cocaine, Speed, Semen
I miss him
hey phil
hi, how are you doing?
>>2258226
sorry colt, he's married now
You have 10 seconds to name a better heel this century than pic related.
Pro-tip: you can't. No one, and I mean NO ONE, worked obese redneck marks by telling the truth like the GOAT
Kind of true, today companies in United States have to import their CEOs and top level employees because no one is qualified anymore. Kek even Moot is working for an immigrant
too bad he worked carder and wwe into a shoot and got literally murdered in kayfabe
>>2258223
LAYLIA LAYLIA LAYLIA LAYLIA LAYLEE
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>>2258221
Hogan clean in roughly 9 minutes
Hogan easily, to this day he's still playing politics and working people. Worked peter thiel and got him to BTFO Gawker
He'd work the gorillas and say he'd do the job later like Bret at wm9 then disappear
Gorillas don't understand or care about human culture, muchless wrestling. A single one would rip Hogan's head off in a few seconds flat, but it's not like Hogan would ever put himself in a situation to be fighting with a single gorilla, muchless a hundred of them.
The whole concept is a farce.
is an horse a athlete?
>>2258215
idk we should ask one, wheres sasha banks when we need her
>>2258215
well 4 of them started the women's revolution
>he sleeps with his phone waking up in intervals to check on this site
TIME TO DRAW NO DIMES...
TIME TO DRAW NO DIEEEEMS
HAHURHURHURHURHURHUR...
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DIMES
AND I DON'T DRAW EM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RATINGS
AND HOW I JUST KILL EM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOSS
AND HIS DAUGHTER
IT'S ALL ABOUT POWER
SO THAT'S WHY I BANGED HER
I AM THE GAME
ULTIMATE WARRIOR SQUASHED ME
SO I LOST CONTROL
AND NOW YOU CAN'T TAME ME
I AM THE GAME
YOU DON'T PAY TO SEE ME
BUT I HAVE CREATIVE CONTROL
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN SHAKE ME
>>2258158
greatest heel of all time
>>2258158
Lmao.
>>2258158
Those DX shirts sure sold poorly
Whose the vanilla midget on the right?
have sex
Who's that lanklet on the left?
>>2258136
How tall is that nigger and how big is his dick?
>he watches men's """""wrestling""""
What are you, gay?
>>2258098
I'd like her to cap my tip if you know what I mean
>>2258098
Womens wrestling is gay
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>men's wrestling
IT’S A SHAME FOR FANS WHO ENDURE THIS SHIT
A CARELESS MAN WITH THE MEMEWEIGHTS
YOU PROMOTE NO DRAWS LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF PRIZE
NOT MANY DIMES, NOT MANY DIMES
(OHH, OHH…) THESE WORDS ARE TRUE AND I’LL MAKE YOU BELIEVE
(OHH, OHH…) YEAH, YOU FIGHT FOR VIEWS AND STRUGGLE TO SELL TICKETS
(OHH, OHH…) AND YOU DON'T SELL YOUR MERCH VERY WELL
(OHH, OHH…) AND I WILL SEND THE BUY RATE STRAIGHT TO HELL
still not as good as lobsterhead
>Take a good thread
>Ruin it by trying to force it into being a meme
>Write shitty, unfunny versions every single time
>Try and force it almost daily
Just give up, you're not funny.