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Was based just because soon we're gonna have to update the 'Carder pasta

>only main evented 3 out of 25 Wrestlemania's he had a match at

>>2255984
I laughed, that's for damn sure.

Seriously, Roman appearing at 30 and then wreaking havoc made my night. One of the unintentionally funniest moments WWE has ever put out.

Didn't like Roman being Nr.30 but loved to see Taker get thrown out. guy looks and moves like shit, way past time to retire.

nah faggots who browse /heem/ are

/b/ is way worse

I'm convinced the average age of this board is 17

>>2255726
thats why the rock came out right?

>>2255726
Best thing Cena has ever done.

>>2255726
I like the Miz but that's definitely a contender for worst WrestleMania main event of all time

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>thread is dead on arrival
huh, really makes you think doesnt it?

also sage

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>>2255629

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>>2255629

>>2255627
cringe

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>>2255627
Are you really the next big thing? Or the next big bitch

Cringe

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I think that Cedric Alexander is the man. The match with neville was AWESOME!

Lince is a long time boy of mine, it's a shame his talents are getting wasted on just selling other guy's offense amazingly.

He looked legitimately pissed about Brian Kendrick coming out and cutting a promo on Tajiri and Tozawa before his match, poor guy.

Burrito manlets are no draws

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We need to see those milkbags if she's gonna get any sort of reaction

I'm so fucking proud of him

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holy freaking YUM

>>2255168
Shaq is gonna kick his ass back to 2008

>>2255162
i assume you have proof.

>>2255164

If you're a leaf then watch the Score. They'll probably replay it eventually

>>2255167
If it's a tv ad then it was made at the time when Jobbler must have been on the card and Dean was supposed to have a title match. The state of Jobbler's carrer.

BASED

>bretcuck
Literally fucking who?

Who?

>>2254777
I actually liked this lad. He seemed pretty real

>>2254924
You can't be fake with a theme song like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFqSXQR47DA

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>>2254777
>He doesn't know martial arts

>>2254526
>worked Vince into homosexual love
Are you talking about Shawn Michaels?

>worked /asp/ into considering him their guy
Yeah but this place is a shithole.
>worked reddit into accepting his status as a draw
Yeah but that place is a shithole.
>worked wew into suicide
Yeah but that place is a shithole.
>worked WWE's revenue to an all-time high
"No one talent keeps the big wheel running." - Vince McMahon, yesterday.
>worked Deanetty and Jasethy into irrelevance
Both have clean wins over him.
>worked pajeets into revering him as a god
True.
>worked Vince into homosexual love
True.
>worked indieshits into jobbing
He's talent, not a booker, he doesn't decide the outcome of matches.
>worked blue contacts into his eyes to fool the white supremacists
True.
>worked dimes into his pocket
True.
>worked (You)
Yeah.
>worked me
Yeah but that place is a shithole.
>worked God
God only lost when Vince went into business for himself, God would absolutely go over Roman.

The most based wrestler of all time

BOAT

Hes confirmed that he makes six figures

>>2254557
Are the 6 figures Penny, Nickle, Dime, $1, and $5?

>>2255203
that's 5, not 6

>Led WWE to its highest revenue EVER
>Failed experiment

Smarks on suicide watch.

>>2254411
BTFO

>>2254423
>he thinks merch sales are the sole factor of WWE's revenue
>doesn't mention USA is tired of WWE's shit views for Raw and is going to cuck Vince into taking the next TV deal for pennies
>Roman is the absolute main attention of Raw

ANTI-DRAW CONFIRMED

>>2254343
Sorry, fucked up a little bit.

#2 is The Gentlememe Jack Gallagher

>>2254343
Trooth Bombz with the correct rankings.
1. The Brian Kendrick
2. Adrian Neville
3. Akira Tozawa
4. Noam Dar
5. Drew Gulak
6. Jack Gallagher
7. Rich Swann
8. Mustafa Ali
9. Tajiri
10. Ariya Daivari

I hope they have something better planned for Mania than just a multi-man clusterfuck. The best case scenario I can see is Neville (c) vs Aries as Mania. Gallagher will probably have a spot in the AtG battle royal, though it really would have been a great opportunity to have Nese and Gulak tag-team and eliminate a few bigger guys.

I feel like this division is going to be lost in the shuffle that weekend. The belt may even be defended on the preshow.