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K I N O

He's got 1 hour.

>>2258963
To draw a dime?

>>2258873
how long ago did you decide to transition genders?

>>2258873
Jesus christ she looks terrible

Looks like Time has been tough on her, thats a shame. Also you don't look 18+, i think this might be your Q to mosie on outta here boy

Except Becky clearly has a tan and is Pale as a ghost without one

>>2258878

Worse, it's a spray tan.

>>2258878
kys whiteknight

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>>2258841
This one was

By doing nothing but sucking Reigns' duck and not acknowledging his flaws, you're disrespecting him as a performer. You don't really like him.

>>2258841
No, the backstage promo afterwards where The Rock was visibly seething was.

>>2258821
My boy Seff would destroy this no neck chump

>>2258821
>I can still put myself in there as one of the top five best today at 48 years old

He's completely delusional. Dude wasn't even a top 5 worker in his prime.

>>2258826
Hey Colby

>>2258812
Yep, probably would've gotten the Guerrero treatment had he just killed hisself

Nah, zero charisma

>>2258812
no. zero dimes, zero charisma, zero mic skills

work, vince would beat that samoan fat fuckboi any day of the week

>>2258810
Post pic of ya self now Lil guy. I guarantee ya got a 6 pack of rolls a seething lil dwarf

>>2258813
>Hugh Mungus
you would be a faggot plebbitor huh Carter.

>>2258798
Did they what? Did they fucking what? Why don't you finish your fucking sentences? This is why this board fucking sucks, go back to Squared Circle you fucking idiot.

I hope not...

>>2258798
She's looking at the title. She's thought of another first ever she wants to have

>>2258743
An invisible child has a better neck than Tyson Kidd.

Punk was such insufferable smark pandering cancer. Glad him and Cryson are gone

>>2258781
>pandering to the most loyal fanbase is bad

Based hall

I would probably kill myself if I was Scott hall.

>ruined health with drugs and alcohol
>spent all money on drugs and alcohol
>career was unforgettable he's only known for getting high and drinking
>literally has nothing going on but reliving his glory days of jobbing to the no draw kid and being an nwo comedy jobber
>all his friends are rich except him
>everywhere he goes he gets a cringe chant of razor razor razor

What a fucking bum

>>2258750
>career was unforgettable
yes i agree, razor ramon will always be fondly remembered

You mean he reads off the entire copypasta?

>Reignssidy claiming that somebody isn't "The Guy"

I guess he'd be the expert on that.

>>2258722
Yep

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years

>>2258700
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'8
>Big dick
>Steroid free
>Badass biker
>Married Michelle McCool
>Had five 5-star matches in his career
>Main eventer for 3 decades
>Always stayed loyal to Vince despide WCW offering to triple his paycheck
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
>Refused to take any more of HBK's shit
>Started the biggest drawing period in WWE history by threatening to beat up Shawn if he refused to lose to Austin
>Formed Bone Street Krew and BTFO the Kliq
>Most important wrestler in Wrestlemania history
>Charismatic as fuck
>Was one of the main reasons wrestling became mainstream again during the attitude era
>Outsold Hulk Hogan in merchandise with half the push and booking protection Hogan gets
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event despite having been given a stupid gimmick
>Changed that gimmick 4 times to remain relevant over 4 different eras
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best entrance in wrestling history
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the most memorable match in wrestling history with Mick Foley
>Gave HBK, HHH, Edge, Batista and many others their best matches
>Stole the show in multiple Wrestlemanias despite not even being in the main event
>His rivalry with Kane is the longest and greatest rivalry in wrestling history
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to The Kliq's bullshit
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Is best friends with Vince McMahon
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic
>Buried Husky Harris
>Brave enough to to keep wrestling in his 50's and still has better matches than guys 20 years younger than him
>Respected by literally everyone in the wrestling business
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

>>2258701
Not bad, Mark... but I'm not finished yet. Try this one out for size!

>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour

>>2258673
shit..............

>>2258673
Adam Rose looked so out of place there

Jobber club

Prime Kane was a beast

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>>2258630
Indeed he was.

Not one dime

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So far I've only done the world championships and the women's championships as they're the easiest to determine. There's no point doing ones for the US or IC Champions since those divisions don't even exist.