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Fastlane Official Gamethread #3 2017-03-06 01:47:25 Post No.2331624
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Fastlane Official Gamethread #3
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2017-03-06 01:47:25
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>Sashas moaning
my fucking dik
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this match is extraordinarily unintentionally erotic
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Fastlane Gamethread #2 2017-03-06 01:24:01 Post No.2331258
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roman fucking sucks
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>>2331258
Enzo and Cass are cringe incarnate.
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>>2331271
BASED
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Fastlane Gamethread #1 2017-03-06 12:58:20 Post No.2330875
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Fastlane Gamethread #1
KuletXCore (ID: !wX9GK/IFFY)
2017-03-06 12:58:20
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It's the main show!
Let's go!
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>>2330875
>RAM
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who /bigdog/
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>>2330875
Cringe
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Vince tells you to pick 3 and fire them without hurting the product.
Name them:
Undercarder, Jinder, Roman
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>>2330335
Zayn, jasethy,and Balor. This is objectively the correct answer
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Darren Young, Titus, Roman
This is objectively the correct answer
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Dolph Ziggler, Kevin Owens, Randy Orton
The shows won't miss a beat.
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Daily reminder that the real /wwe/ has ALWAYS been A+ player territory. Deanetty and Romanetty cucks are not needed here.
We need to bring the A+ back to this board.
What is your
>favourite seth matches?
>favourite seth moments?
>favourite shield moments?
Also, are you looking forward to Seth putting away that B+ player Haitch at Wrestlemania?
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>another jasethy thread
Stop it Colby.
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>>2330085
/wwe/ hated Seth apart from like two lonely niggas because his reign was such trash
Nobody cares about you anymore Colby, take a lap – oh wait, ya can't.
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>>2330085
cringe
>Get a rather successful youtube channel
>Get revenue
>Start a wrestling promotion without any planification
>Start a network just for your show
>Realise most of your fan base only care about WWE stuff
>Start bringing every name that leaves WWE
>People still don't care, average attendace to your shows is 300 people
>Start taking videos from the youtube channel to the network
>People still don't care
>Start putting these videos back on youtube, but people have to pay for them
>People get mad
>Still trying to push your unsuccessful promotion
How did they manage to fuck their shit this much?
When will they realise that they will run out of money if they keep trying to save the promotion?
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At this they tried.
What have you done with your life. You'll never run a successful wrestling promotion from the comfort of your computer smark.
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>>2330052
hi adam!
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>>2330034
>How to waste Daddys money
Nu-males can't do anything right
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FASTLANE HYPE/PRE-GAMETHREAD #0 2017-03-05 06:39:20 Post No.2329792
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FASTLANE HYPE/PRE-GAMETHREAD #0
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2017-03-05 06:39:20
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Let's do this!
>Predictions?
>Hopes?
>Dreams?
>Expectations?
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first for big dog
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>>2329814
based
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Tripmessiah has told me to say that Roman Reigns will win at Fastlane here tonight
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Worst Wrestling Communities 2017-03-05 04:12:02 Post No.2329535
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Worst Wrestling Communities
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/wooo/ has got to be the top of any list followed by circlejerk and TNA Mecca.
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>>2329535
>/asp/ not on top
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/search/username/triphammer/
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>>2329535
/asp/ is literal shit excreted from the anus of a pajeet with aids
i wish hiromoot would delete this dump immediately
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Without a doubt /asp/. It's just a hot mess of irony and cringey memes and marks, it's impossible to have an actual discussion here
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How can people play this garbage? 2017-03-05 02:58:59 Post No.2329353
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How can people play this garbage?
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I didn't believe the people that said this game sucks, but holy fuck, it does suck. After playing for a few hours I noticed things.
>somehow random audio parts are missing throughout the game on different saves, like the Career mode part where Finn is fighting Sami - the crowd is dead silent; or random parts with Albert have no audio
>when having a match in Career mode, you or your opponent can randomly counter attacks without using up a reversal bar
>you actually need to hit AT LEAST 2 fucking finishers to end a match, no matter your opponent's health condition
>they somehow managed to make the submission system WORSE - controlling the bar in the circle is now impossible, it goes in directions different than you command it to
>the fucking camera angles on the ringside, Jesus Christ
>the horribly long moves
>entrances are still shit
>you can't even add custom music anymore
>you need an online token to add logos for your own use
>somehow, during Career mode, I got put on Raw right off the bat, despite not even activating my Kickstart and being told that I'm going to the NXT Tag division
>literally fought 4 matches against Jericho in a row despite not being in a feud with him
>the targeting system is a torture to use
>sometimes you don't hit moves despite being in point blank range, and you end up getting your shit pushed in, having to use your reversals
What the fuck? In 2k15, I could tap people out after learning the system for 2 hours. In this game I can't even do that with a fucking finisher on an all-red opponent without trying like 5 times in a row.
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there will never be an end to these shitty games
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>>2329353
2k15 was shit and you are stupid. None of these games were good. The only joy anyone can get out of them is through CAW. They are all shit and always have been.
And no fucking retards, I don't mean the Nintendo 64 games. Just all the WWE 2K games. All of them sucked.
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>>2329370
Nobody said 2k15 was good, you stupid motherfucker. You could actually learn the submission system there by targeting the corners of the circle, but now shit doesn't even work because the bar goes in the opposite fucking direction.
The current game is just a fucking mess.
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Why is this guy considered good? He's a terrible promo, mediocre seller, and barely has passable character work in the ring. It can't just be somewhat flashy offense and "big spot after big spot" tendencies?
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>>2329041
>Why is this guy considered good?
Indie darling. Next question.
My only complaint about Seth is that he is a shitty actor. Sure, WWE script their show to hell and back, whatever. But even guys who haven't been in WWE forever, like Owens and Ambrose, are decent actors. They can read their lines, come out, and actually sound like they vaguely mean what they say.
Seth is...he's shit. Straight up. Sure, literally every single diva is trash, but that's how they are, they're supposed to spend years and years in developmental then still be trash on the mic and we're supposed to "give them a chance to grow!" Sure, Ellsworth sounds like he has a learning disability, but that's his gimmick. But the fuck is Seth's excuse for sounding like some cuckolded character in an F-tier porno? Dude cannot act his way out of a paper bag, and in today's WWE which is essentially just reality TV, I'm surprised nobody else ever seems to notice it.
I'm not saying the acting used to be better. It was always pretty atrocious. But now that Raw and Smackdown are all shiny and clean and polished and 'fer dah chilldrin', it becomes painfully obvious when everybody is acting that some people are good, some are bad, some are Roman Reigns and some are dogshit.
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>>2329078
Tyler Black was not an indy darling.
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>It was always pretty atrocious
Yeah, I was watching that Falls Count Anywhere match he had with Ambrose and his talking in the ring was unconvincingly awful. Funny that you bring up the divas because I thought "fuck, Charlotte's way better than this guy at this."
>71 years old
>Vince McMahon Sr died when he wa 69
Is this the year?
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Please no, I don't wanna think of what the industry is going to be like once hes gone.
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>>2328518
This is one thing I actually don't want to joke about here.
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>>2328518
I hope he ruins someones career on the way out. Like bring up Nakamura to the main roster but make him a hibatchi chef as his gimmick.
Can we all just relive this moment again?
>show up IN YOUR FUCKING GEAR to visit one of the most famous athletes in the world like he's some 7 year old leukemia patient
>he will not even come out of the locker room for 15 seconds to shake your hand and thank you for coming
There are no words that do justice to how pathetic this photo is. How pissed do you think he was?
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I just feel bad for taker. He must have been so embarrassed
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It's pretty weird. You wouldn't think Undertaker would do something like this, you'd imagine someone like Bayley doing this.
It is pretty embarrassing
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The Cavs were under the impression they would send an actual draw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INFH8rFJxms
What are your favorite botches /asp/?
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>>2327504
Hi Maffew!
We're not giving you any content, queer. Find it yourself.
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Look at those disgusting neckbeards in the crowd soiling their adult diapers over this. Makes me fucking sick. This is the cancer killing wrestling
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Get out NEEThammer, NOW.
>>>/out/
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>>2327344
wrestling is for losers and kids
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>>2327346
Which one of those autists are you, then? The one in the New Day shirt?
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TNA has a better chance at competing with the WWE than NJPW
Prove me wrong.
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>>2326230
Impossible to because you're right
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I am a big fan of NJPW, but yes. Anyone who thinks NJPW has a chance at all is delusional. WWE will crush them easier than they did TNA.
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The guy that holds ratings records and the guy that booked nWo vs. Sting and Goldberg's streak (pre-Starrcade 98 which was Nash) are the showrunners now so who knows what will happen