>>2315536
*cough*
well yeah
BIG IF TRUE
On the LAW this week he called about TNA and that faggot Agnew made him talk about women's """"""wrestling"""""" but based Jim from Virginia didn't miss a beat and gave them 5 minutes of commentary on Naomi
*leaves rawtists seething*
>>2315461
DELETE THIS
quick question; i saw ambrose refereeing for ellsworth vs aj styles and he was funny as shit. does he actually have personality? i've only watched for a couple weeks now and i'm not really getting anything from him - he was a pretty big face, now turned heel, is that right?
What would you do?
>Cm Phil makes his "triumphant" return
>Gets on mic, starts talking about "muh screwed over wwe run"
>Autists in crowd screeching and beating their micropenises
>Phil says that he's the greatest wrestler in the world
>"HOLD ON A MINUTE, JACK!"
>Hulk Hogan emerges from backstage, makes his way down to the ring
>The bronze god stares down Phil's frail, flabby body, laughs
>Starts beating the shit out of Phil
>Actually commuting near felonies
>Breaks Phil's nose, ribs, etc.
>Elbow drop into leg drop, which bursts Phil's lung
>Phil is left broken and bloody, but Hogan isn't done
>Points camera man to the crowd, sitting in the front row is Aj Lee
>"Watch this brother!"
>Gestured for Aj to come to him, she jumps the balcony runs to Cm Puke's aid
>Hogan pulls her off, tells her to strip
>Pulls out his 14' cock
>Aj bends over
>Fucks Phil's wife over his near dead body, cum starts spilling on him
>Based Hulkster cums inside, pulls up his pants
>Donald Trump and Vince McMahon come out
>"Punk"
>"You're fired"
How was cumulative dripping on cm punk if hogan came later inside aj? Did he cum twice? Also how do you beat a Micropenis? I thought they were so small you literally couldn't get a grip on that shit. And what the fuck does commuting near felonies mean?
>>2315390
10/10 you made me laugh in the library
>He actually took time out of his day to sit down think about and then type out his absentee father homosexual revenge fantasy
>Meanwhile CM Punk does not know and never will know you exist, as you spend your days OBSESSING over him, dedicating whole chunks of your day to thinking about him and attacking him in your mind
Really fires up the 'ol neuron machines..............
ROCKS!
>>2315297
This is what happens when you allow outlaw "comedy" into the biggest promotion in the world.
BASED
Even based Hulkster in the 90's knew that NJPW was superior than the WWF and even said that the WWF title was a toy
Also, Hogan vs. Mutoh was one of Hogan's best matches because Hogan actually gave a shit in this match and performed well!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbdrzf_hulk-hogan-v-keiji-mutoh_sport
>>2315035
He's not wrong
Stamford Wives on suicide watch
>>2315035
Hogan got massive heat from management for this. SEETHING
>The Underchromosome
This is a little insensitive to mentally handicapped people, no?
>mark calawaytooold
>>2315030
Go home. You tried too hard.
>I have made it to the palace of Meek Mahon
>And I will DELETE The Club from existence
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r16NjjDPLlc
How hard do you mark?
>>2314771
Legit would mark to see him give fatt hardy a hard reset with a superman punch
>>2314771
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Big E & Xavier are gonna turn on Kofi after mania and Evan Bourne is going to return to save his buddy.
is this the only way to lure /str8edge/ out of retirement?
>Bourne
He was doing well in NJPW
BUT THEN HE GOT HIGH!
Then Kofi will form a new stable with Punk and Bourne to feud with the New Day.
Hey you, yea you fat boy. Name a wrestler that best resembles an anime character.
>Roman Reigns
>Ken
>Tiger Mask
>Tiger Mask
>>2314548
>Roman Reigns
>Ken
What are you, blind or something?
>cm punk chants during rollins segment
what did greenetty bay mean by this?
They chant shit to try and forget that Aaron Rodgers' will never be as good as Brady.
>>2314503
HI Seth!
GOAT
Goldbergetty has had one good match in his career
>>2314467
>scott steiner fall brawl 2000
>ddp halloween havoc
does anybody else remember wwe doing a draft in 2015? i can't find shit about it anywhere but i remember them having one
>Big Valbowski
Was there ever a reason given for that change?
this did not happen famalam
>>2313468
Someone saw Big Lebowski?
Why do people think the Hardyz are doing great by leaving TNA?
They're basically screwed now that they can't go to any other TV wrestling show to promote their cringy gimmick garbage so freely
>>2312629
>Cuckculture pro wrasslin
>>2312637
>implying those fedora cucks aren't hypocritical control freaks
>implying you can remain relevant in their JewTube channel
>>2312629
WWE is going to pick up Jeff Hardy and have him be a face herion addict just to spite Punk
you know what that means
YEAH YEEAAH YEEAAAAH YEEEAAAAAHHH
>>2311913
YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH
>hey this is jim from Virginia
GO AHEAD JIM
After the flat earth segment on Smackdown, I think AJ Styles is going to form a stable called the Illuminati with John Cena because John does the Illuminati hand sign. Let me know what you think Bryan.
>>2311832
man oh man
>>2311819
>icehouse
all opinions are invalidated