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Are the stories true?
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Imagine hogan broke into the business with someone that had an ounce of talent and in return got them pushed instead of beefcuck
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>>2307933
Brutus Beefcake in WWE SVR 2005 was arguably the most wasted Legends spot ever in a WWE video game.
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>leave /wwe/ for /heem/ a few months back
>come back to see if shits changed
>you faggots are still using the same old shitty memes and talking about some faggot named Carter
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>>2307762
Ya seething pinhead
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>>2307762
Cringe
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>>2307762
Just go back fampai, this place is a shithole that just keeps devolving. Gook killed /wwe/ and /asp/ in one day.
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Why didn't he want people to piss him off?
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He'd piss on them
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Because then he would have to have a match with whoever pissed him off and no one pays to watch Jeff Jarrett
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He just didn't.
They never explained it
This was the best Jeff Jarrett gimmick in the big two. Let that sink in for a minute.
Supposedly he did good things in USWA or AWA or some shit before he got to the big two.
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ITT: Use other wrestlers as a means to praise Roman Reigns. 2017-02-26 04:56:20 Post No.2307558
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ITT: Use other wrestlers as a means to praise Roman Reigns.
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2017-02-26 04:56:20
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Source and Inspiration :- Many threads and posts wherein many people crack jokes like "Roman, you're the real [insert superstar's nickname]/you [insert what the superstar does best]" . And it's funny. I made some of my own and wanted to know what more can be made
examples :-
Roman, you're the real heat break Kid.
Roman, you're the Phenomenal One.
Roman, you're the real face that runs the place.
Word life, this is basic Roma-nomics.
etc.
So I would know what do you thing how others will praise roman.
Thanks.
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Roman you're the real Bruce Hart. You got a great push because of your family connection and are holding the product down which is fine because it makes other guys step their game up to keep the ratings afloat.
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>>2307558
Roman is the real GOAT tbqh
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BBD
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Did Stacy have a humiliation fetish?
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>>2306846
No Trish just refused to put anyone over in bra and panties matches
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Stacy is pure - only did it because she was paid to. Vince had the fetish.
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>It doesn't mater if the story line is shit, as long as it produces money its good
So if I went to a 5 star restaurant and they farted on my steak it's okay because they are a 5 star restaurant, they make profit, fuck the costumer.
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>>2306842
That wasn't a food analogy you dork
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>>2306833
What? No.
Its like McDonalds. McDonalds have awful fucking food, but it doesn't matter because they make bank regardless.
That's a metaphor that actually makes sense.
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Future world champion
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>>2306703
I sure hope not. He looks like a mentally challenged person in the ring
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>>2306815
Hi zack!
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He only got signed because of Bray's dad
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Will you ever quit /asp/ and do something with your life?
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>>2306494
I actually do a lot with my life and this is how I reset my brain from academic pressures. Just because you dropped out in 9th grade doesn't mean none of us have graduate degrees. Take a shower and you will hate yourself a little less.
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/asp/ gives me good laughs from time to time. it's the only reason to visit this board. i hope you degenerate wwe babbies never change.
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>>2306494
I work for Nintendo, doing pretty well if I do say so myself.
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[spoiler] OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH [/spoiler]
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I CAN ORDER A PIZZA
I CAN EAT UP THE SALAMI
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This is awesome *clap clap clap clap clap clap*
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>>2306478
I CAN SAUTE A TOMATO
I CAN FRY UP A CHEESE STEAK
HANG ON GIVE ME A MOMENT
I THINK IT'S TIME TO RELEASE
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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What do ya call an wrestling fan who's never had sex, taken a shower or gotten a finna clue?
Bretcuck
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>>2306281
Based
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>>2306281
KEK
Will the flat earth gimmick draw dimes?
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beggin ya to have sex
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>>2305937
He's right tough
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if wwe came out and had the same style they did in 2006 with bikini competitions, and bra and panties matches how hard would the ratings skyrocket for being the most politically incorrect show on tv? i think it would be worth the bad press.
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>angles that could very much be done today
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TV is dying and manchild erections won't save it
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>>2305484
Also, the point of ratings is to get advertisers. Advertisers are money.
Nobody wants to sell shit to the kind of losers who watch BRAP
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Ill show you! You'll see!
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Thats Enough of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwDasayClD4
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>>2305927
BASED!
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So aging power levels aren't kayfabe right?
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huh?
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I don't know if the universe title is going to be cannon
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MAYBE...They are.
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Is Sasha the biggest draw since Stone Cold?
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Haa le woman wrestlr haha btfo etty. Ha Sashareddit Horsebanks btfo! Is that the response you wanted?
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>>2304929
cringe