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what are you looking forward to on THE A SHOW in the coming weeks and months?
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pls return eva
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Baron Corbin winning the title and having a long run with it.

It's basically inevitable, unless his girlfriend beats his ass like Drew Mac.

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How about that.
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>>2302344
Big Draw Take and Big Dimes Shane does it again.

And people are upset that AJ is fighting Shane.
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>Big
>Bitch
>BURIED

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was this the GOAT tag team?
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No.
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No they lost to the Spirit Squad
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No.

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>Most popular wrestler of all time
>Cultural Icon
>First thing people of when they hear "wrestler"
>Drew millions of dimes
>American
>jacked as fuck
>tall
>could cut a hell of a promo
>works movez smarks
>slammed Andre the Giant in the greatest Wrestlemania match of all time
>single handily revived the business with the NWO
>is the only reason the NWO was successful (Nash and Hall were jabronis)
>Put over and made Goldberg a star on free tv
>guaranteed to get a pop whenever he shows up
>there is video proof of him cucking another man
>had a tv show

GOAT
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>First thing people of when they hear "wrestler"
Learn english pajeet
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Too bad he was exposed as a racist irl

His legacy can't be destroyed but it sure was tainted

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Big Dick Dave
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>>2301846
GOAT
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>>2301846

Based

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On this edition of Filthy Four Daily's "Geek of the Week" segment Tom Lawlor wanted to name Roman Reigns the geek of the week but had to agree with Bryan Alvarez that some guy on Total Divas was more geeky than Reigns.

Alvarez said, "there will be plenty other opportunities to give Roman the geek of the week award."

BASED.

THE BIG BITCH ROMAN REIGNS SLAMMED BY SUPREME SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT JOURNALIST GOD BRYAN ALVAREZ.

THE BIG BITCH ROMAN REIGNS SLAMMED BY THE GREATEST COMBAT SPORT ATHLETE IN THE WORLD FILTHY TOM LAWLOR.

HOW WILL ROMAN "THE BIG GEEK" REIGNS RECOVER?
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I could do a better job than Alvaraz who forgets things that Dave tells him 10 minutes ago and let's Dave go on 30 minute autistic Gook rants
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Literally who
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>>2301835
Roman Reigns.

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F
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>>2301664
Hey Biff! How is your Create-A-Wrestler life going?
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>>2301675
Better than yours I bet you've never had sex ever you dwarf
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>>2301721
Says the guy with the fourth-grade insults. Neck yourself, pal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_7qdbZS7yw
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>>2301658
>become a walking billboard for pepsi
>never take the pepsi plunge
i shiggy
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>>2301658
yeah...
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HOLY
FUCKING
YUM
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>>2301018
This wasn't even the biggest he got to.
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ric flair tits.
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>>2302013
He was well into his fifties by the time he even stepped in the ring. No shit his body was starting to sag.

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>Wrestlers get into a plane crash
>All of them survive

>Musicians get into a plane crash
>All of them die

Wrestling: 1
Musicians: 0
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What would happen if the plane transporting the RAW roster crashed and everyone dies? Will WWE take a few weeks off? or just dedicated the next RAW to the whole roster with only Vince, HHH and Steph paying their respects?
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>>2300814
All I know is smackdown would still be the B show.
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this was when ric was 300lbs think that muscle saved him from worse injury/paralyzation?

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>outlaw wrestling
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>starting a show at midnight
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>>2300773

This is true outlaw wrasling, fuck clowns, make way for porn parody about Montreal Screwjob

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there's a theme now listen to it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwrW7bNUmpQ

This thread is to discuss the hottest new tag team in the dub dub eee in it we will discuss our favorite heavy machinery matches and future heavy machinery matches we'd like to see
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Big Tuck is a future main event star.
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Like them

Also their first "LP inspired" theme was better.
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>>2301024
>Linkin Park inspired
>better than anything

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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
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>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is
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I don't even understand the appeal of posting copypasta in general, let alone on a shit board like this.
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MARK DIMESAWAY BTFO

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This is the SummerSlam Main Event

Dimes?
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All of them.
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there are no dimes without Roman Reigns
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>>2300491
Many dimes. 99% of which are because of Austin.

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The "WWF Desire - Lonely Road of Faith" video.

This is it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMrp5aX5-6k

This video is the video that actually killed kayfabe. Not the reveal that wrestling was staged.

What I'm getting at is this video is the turning point where every single professional wrestler with very few exceptions became a face. Every wrestler from here on out would be depicted as a dreamer. As a person who traveled all over the world sacrificing their lives and bodies in the pursuit of that dream that is depicted in this video.

Which is all very sentimental, and sounds good at first but it does a tremendous damage to the presentation of wrestling. It makes every heel character into a sympathetic figure. Because it's hard to hate someone who you know is so hard working.

WWE has gone progressively farther with this over the years to the point that every time a heel is injured they will go on to do a real-life interview talking about their feelings on the matter and how they are going to persevere through this and come back. And WWE makes a story about it.

Until the time that WWE can stop being so obsessed with itself, until it can stop talking about what a dream it is to be a WWE superstar and to have a "Wrestlemania Moment" every feud will be heatless.
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They're all competing to be employee of the month.

WWE 2K17 is a dystopia where VInce McMahon won

Discuss.
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>>2300424
Well, there is is element too. The current roster has or is

1. no where else to work for the same money
2. getting paid a lot more than wrestlers of the past
3. no drug problems
4. different goals and mentality when it comes to their lives

WWF in the 90s was at a much, much lower level in comparison to the competition. ECW (to say nothing of WCW in the equation) was much closer in size to the WWF than TNA ever reached during its lifespan. And Japan was on fire with multiple great places to work.

Without dependencies on drugs and the chaotic backgrounds of wrestlers in the 90s the current roster is much more well adjusted and is fine sitting in the mid-card making more money than they know what to do with. Why try to be John Cena when being Dolph Ziggler is 98% as good with much less of the hassle?
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>>2300448

the real-world issues and reasons for a completely cowed locker room are part of it.

but part of it is just the ownership has a lot of leverage and they're too comfortable.

nobody earns anything, they all get OPPORTUNITIES

Stephanie treats these pro fighters like the losers that make her fries at McD's

There's not an incentive to succeed beyond a certain level because it's so obviously cosmetic, they like your body and face or they don't.

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