*opens show*
*comes out mid segment*
*main events*
>>2294404
They've built shows like this for an extremely long time.
What have you been watching?
>>2294404
Kevin Owens opened the show ya fuckin' idiot
Anyone here know of any vietnam war reenactment groups in California or the west coast in general?
>>2294365
Put this in /his/
>>2294616
this.
asp might not be the right board for this
>>2294365
try /hm/ or /lgbt/
>bigger than the big guy
>he is a big guy
>more over than daniel bryan thought he was
>more over than the beatles in britain
>is cousins with del rio
>has tag teamed paige 24/7
>probably with your mom which is why she is late coming home to give you tendies
>not a commie
>over
>big guy
>could actually fuck you up
>not a "cruiserweight"
>no "high fly,"wait let me allow my opponents time to get into position to catch me because I am pretty high up here," maneuvers."
>no "gimmick"
>does not have "phil brooks syndrome"
>is an outlaw wrestler, but does not have that outlaw wrestler non-overness
>can draw one-tenth of a peso (a dime for all outlaw wrestlersreading this because I know you are not practicing or working out you weak pieces of shit, so why would I ever expect you to know what sums of money are)
>doesnt tripfag on chinese internet forums
>draws
>could actually fuck you up
>GOAT
>>2294175
>doesnt wear uniorn-headbands
>punked out two guys at a party that looked just like you
this is now a big dog thread
LITERALLY GOD
>>2294019
>Roman will be the one to retire Undertaker and not BRAAAAUUUUUN
>>2294027
>getting worked by Big Misinfo Meltz
Why does he breath so heavily into the mic?
>>2292079
It might have something to do with him being morbidly obese.
hes obese
>>2292079
HE'S FAT
Why does it seem the crowd is dead most of the time? In the 90's the crowd wouldn't ever shut up.
It doesn't seem like the crowd is dead.
The crowd is dead.
It's because of the awkward dumb fat smarks who have taken over with their cringe af chants, it makes normal people go fuck that im not looking like one of those tools.
The crowd is loud tonight.
People have changed. We get so much entertainment out of the Internet that we don't get excited s much as we used to and even though you can find the whole show online for free and in HD people still prefer to take videos instead of participating in the produc . The product itself has changed too and they've driven away all the crazy rednecks
delet this
>>2291370
That's Eagles megafan EatDatPussy445.
Cringe
>>2291238
kek this based
inb4 triphammer living in someone's head rent free
Cringe
>>2291264
>drones actually defend their cringy shit
pathetic
holy fucking yum
>>2291235
Triphammer back on
Oh wait it is banned
Yum
Hnnnng
THANK YOU MISTER NASH!
>tells you to take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue
>tears quad
Nash took Sean Waltman to rehab when he was contemplatig suicide because Kevin is the ultimate bro.
I'm having this argument with my friends and were really uneven right now. I think it's Big dick Meltz but they think it's Rasputin because they pickled it or whatever. Who has the biggest dick?
Rasputin has biggest dick. He cucked the Tsar and they they cut his dick off before they killed him because they knew his horse cock was the source of his powers
Who can't wait for the Roam heel turn at Mania ?
>biggest heel on the roster
>ready for him to "turn heel"
What did the retard OP mean by this?
I'd rather he turn into a talented and charismatic performer.
>Roman
>heel
(lol
Roman has supplanted Cena and the two did not even feud yet much less the proverbial passing of the torch moment.
>be the Undercarder (I know it hurts to think about, bear with me)
>be a stupid mark for MMA
>think it's real
>go to papa Vince
>"H-Hey Vince. I-I really like M-M-M-M-MMMMMMMA, I brought these custom gloves! C-Can you call me the B-Best Pure Striker in the WWE???"
>doesn't even have good strikes
>throws awful Cena-tier worked punches
>exposes kayfabe
>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>>2290432
Triphammer back on
Oh wait ya can't cause it'd finna be ban evasion again hahahah
>>2290436
based triphammer livin in ya head
>Hello caller, you're on the air! What's on your mind?
how yall doin today this is jim from virginia
>>2290364
there are """"""""((((((((((wrestlers)))))))))))))"""""""""""""' who would kill themselves for $20, a chilidog, and a pisswarm beer
>>2289964
According to Owens and deanetty a really good cookie too
Czw and japan pay pretty good for the big name dearhmatch guys apparently