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I rather watch naruto

Asuka vs Emma or Mickie vs Trish

Depends in who is in it

>>2356818
I dont watch women wrestling so the only match i have seen and got invested to was the Becky vs Sasha Takeover match, you know the one.

Pretty great, its a shame that they cant produce the same magic on the main roster.

>>2356760
GOAT leaf

>Is still alive
>Wife is actually hot
>following isn't a bunch of depressed teenagers

Try again, Lita

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The Dave Grohl of wrestling

Ralphus should manage Jericho at Wrestlemania

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Here to protect and serve

>>2356717
Who? What?

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Shit, never mind, spoke too soon. Who saw this page and thought "This doesn't look a fucking mess designed by a high schooler learning coding in his first class."

>>2356723
>those fonts
>that font color
o im triggered

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>>2356545
>not picking up on the obvious sarcasm of his timeline right now

>>2356545
nigga you cant read he said if wwe turned their hottest star in a decade heel maybe wcw would have won and signing HHH would have helped

>>2356578
Shut up faggot. Triple H would have won the war for Eric

>>2356528
Throw a dime into the audience and watch him jump the barricade desperately trying to get it.

>>2356528
mark out

Just about every wrestlers reaction to that scenario.
I mean my mind would be blown
Everything I knew about kayfabe thrown right out the window.
I would swear my allegiance to the deadman obviously.

wheres that pic of you taking a shit? i need to rub one out

>>2356513
I don't know but at least one person here keeps it saved on their storage. Perhaps join that /asp/ discord.

>>2356518
got a link?

*moves in for kiss*

>>2356463
*Turn around, bend over and spread buttcheeks*

>>2356463
>>2356472
/asp/

>very good, medium, mediocre wrestler.

Did he have a stroke when saying/writing this?

All three of those words are mutually exclusive

>>2356391
He's saying he's good at being consistently mediocre

>>2356387
Triple H is entertaining.

Bret was not.

More dimes in telling a compelling story than doing a perfect suplex.

Jushin Thunder Liger was always better than Bret, but you don't see him being bitter about his popularity.

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**scoffs*** Very, VERY Bad for PR, yessir

>>2356394
She is neither good nor bad for PR

Why did he have a glass booster seat? Seems dangerous

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"Expelliarmus!"

>>2356327
*orbital shatters*

they do actually. either that or they do a front flip.

>>2356310
>>2356312

Always funny when Seth or AJ puts their arm behind the head to flip out of this or the AA

>>2356236
At least Roman is ending The Undercarders career

>>2356236
be more specific

>>2356236
t. cuckdownie who will defend the biggest draw in wwe today is being wasted on an intergender tag team match

How are you liking shane vs AJ btw?

>>2356213
Maybe because of how much bumps you take in american football can translate into working with wrestling.

I guess thats why also the NFL doctors can give opinions on a wrestler health.

>>2356213
They are big, fast, and strong.

>>2356213
To be football player ya must be strong, look good know how to draw crowds and have charisma like wrestling

>>2356205
Neither

>>2356206
Came here to post exactly that.

>>2356206