>Due to your own extraordinarily retarded ways you have done something to aggravate this man into challenging you to a backstage brawl
>not to worry however as one wrestler has chosen to jump in and defend you
> go to https://www.randomlists.com/random-wrestlers
>set quantity to 1 and press refresh
How fucked are you?
>>2351670
>Ted DiBiase
Hopefully he can pay him off.
>The Dudley Boyz
kek, Bubba and D-Von gonna smash that fucking spic and put his ass through a table
>>2351670
>Big Boss Man
Spic Cara is getting deported.
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come on /asp/ brothers, help a poor fag out. mp4 downloads are available too but medon'tgotthemoney.
>>2351587
I wonder how these chicks feel about all those foot-related request that they probably get by the hundreds
>>2351587
>can't support your shitty fetish
Just sounds like even the internet is telling you to get a normal fetish
>>2351587
>help a poor fag out
take a shower
find a job
get a clue
have sex
When was the last time we got a woman receiving a move from a male wrestler?
Last i remember was Roman on Steph, Umaga on that diva that cucked Ryder with Cena and pic related.
Divas being rekt by males general i guess.
dixie let bully ray power bomb her through a table
that was pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505E8TzU7m8
Only good thing about Raw back when Smackdown was kicking their ass
>>2351164
who were the bitches? who were the niggers?
/asp/'s opinions about this?
except the attitude era had draws
the reason the oldies are front and center this year is because the current roster doesn't move the needle
>>2351110
This.
Remember what happened the last time the company had no draws, and didn't rely on older draws?
1995 happened.
1995 should have never happened.
1995 should never happen again.
EVER.
>>2351124
to be fair the "older draws" were all in wcw and that company was just as bad in 95
Do you think he's happy now that his favorite wrestler Goldberg is the WWE Universal Champion?
>>2350740
Goldberg is pretty based tho.
>>2350740
BASED
>>2350740
I don't think Todd has ever been happy a single moment in his entire life.
It never occured to me how Neville has been carrying divisions since his debut. He’s the greatest NXT champion objectively of all time...he should have never dropped the championship to Sami “Gets injured one month in” Zayn and should have dropped the Championship to Itami at NXT Takeover Japan before he got injured.
He’s also been fucking carrying this fucking dumpster fire that is the Cruiserweight Division. Perkins, Kendrick, Swann...all fucking terrible champions whose reigns were cut short showing just how little of importance this Cruiserweight Championship has to offer.
>>2350490
Unironically GOAT.
Once he beats Aries they need to sign other cruisergreats to make his power level Goldberg-tier.
>>2350490
how does he pass the piss tests tho?
>>2350506
>WrestleMania is going to be >7+ hours this year
>We're getting Akira/Kendrick Neville/Aries Singles matches on the WrestleMania card.
That poor fucking kid:
http://hollywoodlife.com/2017/03/09/brie-bella-daughter-name-baby-pregnant-interview-daniel-bryan/
>Brie Bella, 33, is about to become a mom, and she’s finally revealed the name she and Daniel Bryan, 35, (real name Bryan Danielson) chose for their baby daughter — due April 30. So are you ready? Baby Bella will be: Birdy Joe Danielson! How adorable is THAT? The WWE fighter graced the cover of Fit Pregnancy and Baby magazine’s April issue, which is out now, and in addition to announcing her daughter’s name, also opened up about her impending motherhood!
>But just how did they settle on Birdy Joe? “Joe, her middle name, is after my grandfather — his name was Joseph, and he meant the world to me,” Brie explained to the publication. “Birdy is because my husband and his whole family are ‘B’s. And he married me, a ‘B’ too, so his one request was that our kids have ‘B’ names. I didn’t realize how hard it was to find girl ‘B’ names, but we both came across Birdy and knew that was it!” Looks like the rest of their kids — if they choose to have more — will be B’s as well!
>And while after hearing Birdy, they knew it was “the one,” the two had quite a few other options they were considering. Sitting down with E! News, the reality star dished about their other contenders. “We were between Branch, Birdy, Brayden, Brynn and Bridget,” Brie said. “My husband loves Branch. I was like, ‘Well, eh, you know that can go two ways.’ Someone told me, ‘Just keep going to Starbucks and say your name is Branch and see how you feel when they say it out loud!'”
>We’re not surprised Birdy ended up coming out on top though. After all, Birdiebee IS the name of Brie and her twin sister Nikki Bella‘s lingerie brand. While naming their daughter is one thing though, Brie admits actually giving birth to her is going to be very “painful” — but it’s nothing she can’t handle!
JUST
Birdy is a fine name for a girl, even though it does sound hippy-ish
>literally named his daughter after his wife's lingerie brand
J U S T
so when is Vince gonna man the fuck up and give us Intergender matches? i wanna see Kana beat the entire male roster too dammit!
Vince won't do it.
Triple H apparently isn't into the idea but he's bringing in all these joshi so who the fuck knows.
>>2350126
Joshi are literally Intergender tier. they can do it and give plenty of boners. fucking Penta vs Black Lotus was a fucking hit with the fans
Nia Jax mauling some cruiserweights would be kinda funny desu senpai.
Dream Kit Edition
Last Thread: >>2312878
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
If you claim to own something provide evidence for it.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns
http://discord.me/airsoftgeneral
Thread Topic:
Post your dream kit, what are you working on, all kits welcome, from vidya to animu?
>>2335749
I have bought almost everything I need. All that's left is: personal medicine pack, CO2 mags with mag pouch, couple SVD midcaps, compass, long radio antenna, entranchment tool pouch and svd bipod.
Btw, which pouch can fit Fulton flashlight?
Stripped two teeth off my spur gear in a v3, bought some SHS 18:1 and fitted them and shimmed them. Fitted it all together and the piston still sounds loud and the gun sometimes throws 3-5 BBS out at about 2 yards (same symptom that occurred before spur gear broke) any other things it could be?
>>2336106
It's just a hobby, man. Something that people do for, you know, fun. Yeah, it's running around with toy guns, but at least most airsofters I know have enough self-irony to know that they're not doing it for some sort of recognition.
Is anyone more based than Rusev?
>>2354166
Roman Reigns
>>2354171
Reported for profanity
>>2354175
>his only friend is a button
Sad!
>literally the best wrestler on the main roster
>literally carried the company throughout 2016
>in the span of 2 months is forced to job clean to Jhon Steroid Wigger Census, Fat Wyatt, Randy Boreton and probably Shane McMahon
Fuck this company.
maybe he should be less short
this is mania season not manlet season
>>2354142
>Only has like 4 Wrestlemanias in him before his retirement
>Spent one on jobbing to Jericho
>About to waste one on jobbing to Shane
Next year I bet he loses to Trippple Man and the year after that loses to Rock
>W-WAAAAAH, WHY ISN'T HE MAIN EVENTING EVERYTHING
>WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LOSE IN FITTING AND REASONABLE SCENARIOS
Lol
Will you listen to their podcast? It starts March 24.
>>2353780
Why does everyone involved in wrestling have a podcast now? Who's next, Earl Hebner?
fuck no. two of the most tedious personas ever
>>2353780
nope, never got these guys '''''comedy''''' style. they're cringey. but good for them I guess.
>Brock vs Berg
>Wyatt vs Orton
>Taker vs Reigns
>Cena/Nikki vs Miz/Maryse
>Seth vs HHH
>Jericho vs Owens
>Zayn vs Joe
>Cesaro/Shamoose vs Enzo&Cass vs L and G
>AA vs Usos
>Every woman on SD competing for the woman title
>Charlotte vs Sasha vs Bailey
>Gentlemen Jack vs Neville
>Ambrose vs Corbin
>Styles vs Shane
The card is fucking stacked
B-BUT MUH AJ
Will Harper be the special guest referee in the Wyatt/Orton match or is he kill?
>>2353568
Stacked with shit.
Cody's a lucky fellow
>>2353343
A nigger
>married a nigger
Nah
You mad, black boi?
based /ourguy/
A Doubles the fucking man
>>2352484
Isn't she Latina?