So who's going over?
>>2358056
hopefully /ourguy/ shane-o christ buries ajetty
>>2358059
this
>Dixie Carter comes out and helps AJ win
YOU SEE SHANE
>Atheist wrestler
>obnoxious douchebag
>Christian wrestler
>BASED GOAT who rescued the WWE from bankruptcy
Why is somebody who believes in a 2000 year old myth so much better than somebody who believes in science and reason?
>>2357988
BASED PUNK WORKING AJETTY MARKS INTO A(nti draw)JETTY INTO A SEETHIN MUMBLIN STUMBLIN SHOOT
>>2357988
>2000 year old myth
>a 2000 year old myth
Holy shit lads he's actually going to win
>implying he's making it past JUSTICE!
He'll make it to the finals but after Juice beats Shibata and Ishii there's no stopping him
>beat HHH at WM32
>beat Strowman at Fastlane
>beat Undertaker at WM33
>beat Lesnar for the UT at Summerslam
>win Royal Rumble 2018 to challenge for the WWE title
>beat Cena at WM34 for the WWE title
>beat Goldberg at Summerslam 2018, officially retiring him
>beat The Rock at WM35
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I don't think Based Big Dog will beat Undercarder, more likely Undercarder beats him after throwing all his finishers multiple times.
They then shake hands while smarks boo and complain that Based Big Dog made Undercarder look like a chump for kicking out at 5 tombstones or something.
I don't think he'll win the Universal title either because if they really wanted to put that strap on him they would have done so already. There's also Le Meltz rumors of him going to Cuckdown so maybe Vince cooled off with the idea of him going after a crappy belt and would want him to carry the actual company belt again while Balor upsets Bork at RAM.
>>2357575
I can only get so erect
>>2357575
This is actually an impossible scenario because if all of these things happen in the order you propose, the WWE actually dies following the Royal Rumble of 2018.
Adam Cole tried to kick the Young Bucks out of the Bullet Club tonight, but they refused to listen to him stating Kenny Omega is the only leader of the BC
Kenny Omega vs Adam Cole going down soon
>>2357513
I think you mean Cole to NXT going down soon
>>2357527
vince does have a hard on for him and so do i
When did this happen?
Hand over the sheckles goy
>>2357417
how is it that her mom is hotter than her ?
>>2357417
>tfw you'll never be her good little shabbos goy
>>2357417
>post yfw people find this shiksa's face attractive
Where the fuck is he?
>>2357405
he actually showed up at a house show tonight
>>2357405
We already have a le stiff kick jap with Nakameme, nobody cares about him anymore.
Literally returned last night. Called up to main roster soon probably.
Thats is bros, im gonna do it. I was gifted by god height at 6"4 and im gonna start getting cut so i can move to florida and go to the performance center. I feel like i already have an advantage in Height and in acting since I took Drama for all 4 years in high school just to try and bang a girl. I was damn good at acting and was picked for the role of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and received a Cappie in high school for the role.
>OP getting a clue and hitting the weights
Based
>>2357336
good luck. hope to see you on NXT soon.
>>2357338
This good luck my dude
Someone enlighten me, what the fuck was the point of this gimmick?
>>2356984
Tensai was probably the monster heel with the shittiest run in WWE.
Literally cant remembe anything memorable for his run.
>>2356984
To be another temporary monster heel meant to destroy every jobber and midcarder until he encounters the company's golden-boy-of-the-moment, then job to the golden boy to further build him up, then later on dance in the ring like a goofball to entertain the fans.
Normally this is followed by being future endeavored.
same point as Strowman's gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAByGHSSXiQ
What's his endgame?
>>2356871
Bret Hart levels of bitterness.
Become the new Warrior (full of himself and a total bitch) except not even be 99% of the star Warrior was.
>>2356871
Feedmemorenutrition.com
Is he the last outlaw of the ROH generation that hasn't been signed by WWE yet?
>Yet
His only chance now is getting signed as a trainer or backstage guy.
He appeared on wwf tv in the ae for a couple of matches on shotgun or heat.
He was one of the Los Conquistadors and won the WWF tag titles from the Hardys
Who had the better elbow drop?
Elias Samson
Bayley/Ryder
Kairi Hojo.
How cucked is Phil? I wonder if he believes in white privilege, or thinks gender is a spectrum.
It's funny how he went from a skinhead to a sjw
>>2355149
>over 3 years
>you're still not over it
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From the looks of it, the relationship between the Hardys and Impact Wrestling did not end amicably. When I interviewed Laurel Van Ness on The Pancakes and Powerslams Show, she admitted that the Broken Hardys is what drew people back into watching Impact. However, due to reports stating that Jeff Jarrett preferred a more traditional feel, which did not include the Hardys, the relationship dissolved.
Matt Hardy was willing to mend the "broken" fences, but Jeff, not so much. As noted, Impact Wrestling President Ed Nordholm posted a conciliatory message for the Hardys on Twitter this morning, which did not sit too well with Matt's wife, Reby, who posted the tweets below today.
She also suggested that the company is suing the Hardys, writing, "Good luck explaining to your talent that their pay checks are late (again) because you're spending all your $$ suing the Hardys."
> "LMAO F--K YOU GUYS @EdNordholm @RealJeffJarrett @IMPACTWRESTLING. MORE than happy to play this game Can we just talk about how many times Matt's contract could have been broken due to NUMEROUS issues on TNA end and never made a fuss about sh*t, but MFers wanna try & come at us NOW, *after the fact*?! Don't you have an owl to promote or some sh*t!? Or - I dunno - a company to "make great"? Instead of acting like the petty little bi**hes you are????
> "Speaking of petty, nice video package on TNA's "history": with NO visual or mention of Jeff - who gave his all for 7 YEARS - or Kurt?! But y'all sure made sure to get those two video ID shoots of Jeff Jarrett in there LMAO. But it's "just business, brother", right? PETTY. Everything these boys have done for the company & you wanna try & f--k us for the sake of it. Literally no other reason except YOU MAD lol.
> "How about my husband leaving me A DAY AFTER GIVING BIRTH to make your TV tapings? That's how dedicated this MFer was to the company. How about how the 3 highest rated TV segments of 2016 were financed by HARDYS solely to help the product & because they BELIEVED IN TNA. Or ALL THE SH*T TALKING BY JJ throughout contract negotiations & Matt was STILL THERE, professional & trying to make things work for 2017!
> "Oh & this the best part...these MFers trying to come after SEÑOR BENJAMIN. LMAO I CANT. "Señor Benjamin" - my dad, by the way - who was never paid a dime by the company & who was obviously never under contract. Not that those contract things mean anything to TNA. Until after they're over or until 3 days before they expire, apparently.
> "Funny thing is, everyone who ever actually had anything to do with #BROKEN Matt Hardy has our back on this. WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU? D**n near 20% of your roster leaving in the span of a week, all citing the same reasons or none at all. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?
> "And then a fakea** "wishing you well" tweet from @EdNordholm, mere HOURS before threatening to sue us. SUCH A FITTING END, MAN. Seriously, you couldn't write this sh*t. Well. TNA couldn't write this sh*t. Any writers worth a sh*t left too! Real cute how TNA can go radio silent for WEEKS (with exception of nonsensical drunk texts from JJ) but we get a 2 hour deadline to respond. F--k you think this is, "Taken"? LOL I can't.
> "Good luck explaining to your talent that their pay checks are late (again) because you're spending all your $ suing the Hardys. And f--k that owl."
Didn't Matt let them use his house for a taping because they literally had no money to do it somewhere else?
>>2354490
>and fuck that owl
Brutal
What is your opinion on this man?
He is a male wrestler currently contracted to WWE and wrestling on its RAW brand.
>>2354479
Dude should NEVER be a heel, just like Orton should never be a face
He's also had some shitty booking
>>2354485
He was one of the most unlikable babyfaces they've ever had, for years.