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>Shane is fully maining SmackDown's creative, Paul is fully maining NXT's creative as a sort of "Practice", and Stephanie and I will take on the load of our 3 hour main show Raw every week.
No wonder ram has been such shit.
>>2359021
I was going to ask for a source, but it's in green so that's good enough for me
lmao that's not even a little bit true.
Smackdown's fucking house shows are outdrawing RAW tapings
>>2358997
>this desperate cherrypicking
34-1
>MSG show for SmackDown
>Showing the hard camera side for Raw
m8
>>2358998
Muh ratings.
Smackdown has better writing better champions and better attendance.
>ywn have a bromance so close together that it borders on homosexuality like Omega and Ibushi
why even live?
Ibushi a cute. A CUTE.
>>2358911
Me and my boyfriend are pretty bromantic to be perfectly honest
/asp/, how does it feel to know you'll never be as much of a madman as Ibushi?
In a promo in 2005 Vince McMahon is heard calling John Cena a N*****
WARNING!!!
The following is extremely graphic in nature.
https://youtu.be/OcjZrBc4QcU
>>2358870
>The following is extremely audible in nature.
FTFY
>>2358870
really tickles my almonds
lol,based vince.
So will he be on RAW Monday? Or is he being saved for RAW after mania?
He'll probably tear something during his entrance and will be on the shelf for the remainder of the year.
>>2358818
Most likely raw after mania. They probably had him show up at a house show so people would tune in to see if he shows up before mania.
>>2358818
The latter
We are too close to mania for him to be booked for anything significant for it...in this universe anyway.
In a universe that makes sense, they would find a way to include him in a 5 hour show but hey.
>*Blocks your path*
>"HEY ANON, I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID!"
What do?
BECAUSE
>>2358751
>>2358751
>Golden Gloves champion
>grappling champion
>feared by NFL players
I'd make fun of his hairline
>fit as fuck
>stiff as fuck
>better on the Mic than anyone on the roster
>the champ at 50 years old
>the one wcw guy even Vince couldn't bury, he wishes goldy was his own
>jew
>>2359809
/r/the_donald is that way kiddo
>>2359809
BASED goldberg working the racists
>martin shkreli watching a smackdown house show
Is he /ourguy/?
Who
>Martin (((Shkreli)))
>Bill (((Goldberg)))
Fucking Vince letting them infiltrate and take over wrestling
He should start his own promotion.
Is there any place for him in wwe nowadays? I've always felt he'd be an interesting character now that he's clean.
Maybe working with the wyatts like a manager or something.
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzE9UgLGjWs
>>2358650
GOAT
https://youtu.be/9clRpVbYZw8?t=17s
Everybody always said Jake had the best mind for the business. I'd be afraid of a relapse if he was on tv. Put him and Hall on NXT. Have them work with the younger guys on promos and character. If he proves himselft, then bring him up.
>Much older Goldberg
>Much lazier Brock
>These are the two men who get to not only have another match at Wrestlemania, but MAIN EVENT Wrestlemania despite their shit show 13 years ago.
Ok, why the fuck are people excited for this at all especially when we know our choices are:
>Bork gets squashed again
>Goldberg gets squashed
>they actually put time into this match and it's worse than shit because of the reasons in the first two lines of greentext.
>match quality
Fuck outta here dipshit
>two people on their way out didnt put 100% into a match where they were gonna get booed no matter what
Wow its fucking nothing and not comparable at all.
Is Austin coming back to ref?
Even normies on fb are shitting on raw.
>>2358545
u right
>>2358545
>trying to shit on RAM
Okay...
>by comparing it to a God-tier preschool show that only severe autists and the homeless didn't watch growing up
...and you lost me
>>/r/lewronggeneration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ6VlUpGedU
All memes aside can we have a Christian appreciation thread.
Idk i love him so much that i trash him all the time ._.
>>2358498
I'm literally finishing my top moves of Christian video. Will be around 80-100 moves. I have to count them.
Killswitch is a shit move
>>2358498
AWWW HEEEEEEELLLLLLL YEEEEAAAAAAHH
The best of Christian here we go boys
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tb91_v5OvI
>the main event of the biggest show of the year will be a squash match where the heel wins
>the main event will feature a 50 year old man with a grey beard and two moves
>>2358441
>replying to my thread within seconds
don't you have anything better to do with your life, triphammer?
>>2358439
Withdraw your entire life savings and put both dollars on the result, if you're so sure about it.
Fixed
>>2358359
I don't get why people don't do this.
>>2358359
I want to kiss her on the mouth
>>2358359
I want to be her slave so badly
ROOTY
>>2358351
AJ STYLES
>>2358371
Y2JACKASS
>>2358351
TOOTY