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YOU REMEMBER WHEN PEARL HARBOR BOMBED THE GERMANS?

THEY KNOW THEY DONT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EARTH TO ROTATE ON A 47 DEGREE AXIS, SO THE STARS CAN STUCK THE SKY AND CREATE AN EQUANAX SO THEY CAN SEE THE BIG DIPPER

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BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75 CHANCE OF WINNING (if we was to go 1 on 1)AND THEN ADD 66 AND 2/3RD %S, I GOT A 141 AND 2/3RDS CHANCE OF WINNING

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Kana and Mio. RIP triple tails.

Thunder Rock

Sexy Purple Thunder Sisters. Mio is the purest goddess and actual heel Io is great

DEMON KING COMING

BASED BROCK

ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE!!!!

schaub bless

MUH DICK

STOP DOING THAT FUCKING MOVE

This is the most fun I've had watching WWE in years.

>That won't separate your shoulder, that'll divorce it
He's definitely been getting tips from J.R.

Vince seriously trying to kill SD.

YOU SUCK *clap clap*

Noodle heads chanting you suck.. Should chant you rock

ANGLED

>>2474953
no hi res?

>>2475015
Best I have seen, gonna download a 1080p source later to grab some screens

>>2475028
fucking legend over here doing gods work

Breaking them up

It'll be New Day all over again. They'll be the best part of RAW, then WWE beats us over the head with them until we're fucking sick of em and only casuals like them. Finally hosting next year's BROKEN Wrestlemania.

Not allowing them to use the Broken gimmick

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>We are both going to retire tonight but nobody gives a fuck about us and they all just think about Taker

anime

>>2471060
What Starrcade 35 would have looked like if WWE lost and WCW won.

Fake it til you make it, baby. Only losers have to work hard just to get by.

I agree she's not the best diva but she does pretty well, and she's managed to build a following for herself so why not? Cool it on the n word btw

She's been in the business a lot longer than Bliss and is almost 30. I ain't even mad.

Also she started out as a damn Funkadactyle. Shucky Ducky Quack Quack.

>>2448603
he's only had one match in the E and he's already got drones on /asp/ seethin

pretty based

Doesn't he identify as a satanist?

I'm already butt flustered.
He is a pale faggot covered in tattoos with no definition who jiggles a lot when he wrestles and is another le dark edgy man.
How many of these fucks are there?

Coast to coast on the tacky juryrigged looking secong ring on top. Shit looks like a light wind will cause it to collapse.

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>>2448551
>the ultimate thrill ride malfunctions
>falls off ramp and into crowd
>lands on make a wish kid
>both are kill

From the second ring into the crowd area on a random table

>>2448484
Boring. Filtered.

>>2448484

I never got the Christian meme either. Why do you faggots like a scrawny small Jannetty like him?

>>2448493
Because hes the underdog

Same reason the iwc falls in love with luke harper amd cody rhodes despite never being good.

worked

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get worked pinhead

>>2448395
this board got infested by redditors, of course they don't get fucking tired of repeating things. half the faggots on this board probably still think over 9000 is funny.

finna drink mark tears when myboi Mark puts a leash on dat lil bitch. Hmmmmmmyeaahhhh American Badass

I bet I could beat up the Undertaker

I'd just kick him in his stupid no cartilage knees and watch him topple over

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"undercarder" OC doesn't exist because the people that spam it are redditors, who are known for not having a creative bone in their body and just steal OC others make. No one who actually makes OC finds the reddit tier taketty meme funny.