Let's have another wrestlemania drinking games thread. Let's do games that won't actually kill you. My previous suggestion was drinking everytime they say "the ultimate thrill ride" but as pic related says that isn't a good idea.
Take a drink every time someone says, "a wrestlemania moment"
Take a drink every time the announcers miss an elimination in the ARMBAR
However many minutes women's wrestling is on screen = a shot
Those of us watching Wrestlemania weekend events with friends and family who don't watch wrestling are sure to hear some great comments on wrasslers theyve never seen before. Post the best ones you've heard here.
My dad when Tye Dillinger appeared:
>what the hell is that? the fuckin Martian Chronicles?
>This Roman guy is really good.
>I hate teddy long
>AoP Wins
>Brother comes in
>Oh, they look strong
>"BOOO"
>Oh, so they're the bad guys?
Bayletty is the Jannetty of the 4 Horses
Nakamura and McIntyre confirmed draws.
>>2448337
"to draw strength from sb/sth" is a common expression in English. Educate yourself.
>handsome
>rich
>powerful
>great promo
>top 3 best of all time
>ran out cm bitch
>better than romanetty
>better than jasethy
>will inherit the company
>will build a superpower
>will bring back tv14
>will job to indie stars
>fucked prime steph
>had kids to cement himself as the future of wwe
>vince loves him
>hes muscly
>god tier selling
face it nerds. hes singlehandedly saving the wwe.
>>2448292
>handsome
I guess?
>rich
Sure is.
>powerful
Yes.
>great promo
Haha no, not ever.
>top 3 best of all time
I'll respect your opinion but no, not even top 20.
>ran out cm bitch
Partly.
>better than romanetty
That's not hard.
>better than jasethy
That's even easier.
>will inherit the company
Most likely.
>will build a superpower
A what?
>will bring back tv14
Probably not.
>will job to indie stars
If he thinks it's necessary.
>fucked prime steph
I honestly wouldn't brag about that.
>had kids to cement himself as the future of wwe
Probably right.
>vince loves him
Sure.
>hes muscly
He is a ball of muscles.
>god tier selling
Pretty good.
>>2448292
BHHHWTORRM
>>2448292
What's The Game's best theme song?
BASED
I think the reaction Kurt has got since they announced his induction has genuinely taken him by surprise.
ULTIMATE THRILLRIDE!!!!
That one finger rope break was GOAT
NO CHANCE!
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
Based /smack/bro reporting in. I have to admit this is a good RAM.
BASED
>Crowd will chant shit at Roman
>Will praise Vince when he comes out
KEK WHO DO YOU THINK BOOKS IT
FUCK
THAT
OWL
what? explain this owl
>>2476937
tna's mascot ya noodle head
>>2476988
Why did they choose an owl to be their mascot? What does an owl have to do with wrestling?
>tfw you made CM Punk a motherfuckin superstar
Jeff was such a noodle head back then. Glad he's since strained the pasta, so to speak.
>>2476828
*Tip*
>>2476828
cringe
>They're not even broken
>They're just the fucking Hardyz
>They chose moving Jeff Hardy merch over having the house of Hardy
They'll probably recreate the story line and have Matt be broken and move to Smackdown or something.
>>2476832
>WAIT N SEE
>>2476800
broken gimmick is cringe ya noodle head based wwe keeping that outlaw trash in the bingo halls
>GO AWAY
>GO AWAY
>GO AWAY
>GO AWAY
>GO AWAY
Defend this, Romarks.
he's a heel and you fatass sweat stain smarks got worked
>>2476524
They did it to Batista too.
should have chanted "die roman die" to bring it full circle
>15 fucking minutes
so is Matt broken or not?
>>2476510
i wonder what some of these chants are
>DELETE
was a pretty clear chant. matt seemed to do the arm wave right before the commercial to elicit it
were they also chanting "FUCK - THESE GUYS"?
"They haven't missed a beat"
>wrestled Saturday night to drop ROH tag titles after getting them weeks beforehand, after leaving TNA weeks before that
yea, i'm surprised they haven't missed a beat...
That segment was perfection.
This is the most interested i've been in a wrestler in a long time, from someone who hasn't watched much wrestling of the last 3 years but kept up with big ppvs. when i heard he beat Taker, i lost my shit, but after tonight im cool with it, because this is amazing. This level of heat, will never be reproduced.
I really hope WWE runs with it.
>>2476472
>This level of heat, will never be reproduced.
Nah that's easy. All you have to do is send Shawn Michaels to Canada.
>>2476538
Idk man...this man not just beat Taker, he retired him.
Roman is so perfect.
>Do that segment
>Have commentary do some IT'S OPPOSITE DAY YOU BOO WHO YOU NORMALLY CHEER LOL NON TRADITIONAL FANS shit immediately after
Oh my god they're so motherfucking stupid.
I'm hoping it's a coincidence
You can't have him get that reaction and not turn him full heel
Unless what they're going for is full tweener. As in, like him or hate him, who cares if you're reacting
It's quite weird that the spanish colour commentator was being an apologist for Roman after criticizing him for a bit
Maybe that means heel turn soon
>They boo who they normally cheer and cheer who they normally boo.
JBL explained the exact same thing last year if I'm not mistaken.
>Matt went from Jannetty to the BIGGEST FUCKING DRAW IN WRESTLING
HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THIS !?
Is there another boom imminent?
>he had freedom
>no
WWE is probably gonna ruin him unless they let him do whatever he wants like TNA
>>2476347
He's actually been penting up all this rage from being cucked and fired into something constructive.
>>2476455
>got cucked out of Lita
>ended up with a better looking woman
>friends with Edge again
>over as fuck everywhere
I'd say he turned out alright
BBDWTOS
DELETE
#delete
>regular Hardys
JUST