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don't worry /smack/lad
Shane's gonna be out of action and Daniel needs to take care of a baby soon
They'll do some good shit

Don't worry senpai we gonna get some nice shit tomorrow

>>2478148

this'll definitely be better as a Raw after Mania

But raw has won many 4 of the last 50 weeks, lad. They're owed this

ye but he fucked page and u didnt so seeya dumbo xd

He's just putting on a show for the younger audiences, I don't think the New Day is aimed at the older audience

Based Xavier "5 inches of fury" Woods working OP

Lol beat by what? Roman's same old shit? Non-broken/non-interesting Hardys? Kurt Angle not wrestling?

>>2477866
AJ going to raw is the final nail in the coffin

>>2477803
it's the RAM after WM, don't worry the show and ratings will tank two weeks from now after the draft

>>2475119
>"Based Big Dog is working the smarks guys!"
>Pins the Undertaker to overwhelming silence, nobody cares enough to even boo.

Fedoraman in full damage control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdgAHXVx3l8

>>2475142
Bucky Beaver muted the crowd ya dweeb

Illinois isn't flyover

Neither in Nevada or Texas and Arizona is debatable

Except those where the territories were that made the business what it was.

>Miami, Los Angeles and the Northeast in the 70s, 80s, and 90s were the absolute pinnacle of wrestling and the source of all the legends/our fondest moments
>The 00's and beyond, WWE went full on 'WE WANT THE INBRED HICK CROWD' and nearly killed the company multiple times by appealing to flyovers

Checks out.

>>2474865
Because he knows he's a little Chihuahua in the big bad dogs yard.

Dark Elves are confined to the Grey Quarter in Windhelm.

>>2474865
forever confined to manlet status

he has to keep doing his flippy shit just so get a hot spot on the pre-show

>>2474747
I'd like to play with her hot little pussy.
Nice digits by the way!

>>2474747
dem digits

>>2474758
stephs pussy is anything but little

>>2474747
i would literally ask her for consensual sexual activity

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>yfw

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>This ladder match is now a fatal fourway.

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>>2474570

>>2474366
Dat depends, will you take those heels off?

>>2474366
>that time Orton slut shamed her on a radio show because she slept with all the big guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8tcL-EirY

based

Is KK is a noodle head?

>>2474318
No, he's the single greatest person to walk this Earth period.

>>2474318
Piece of garbage.
>mediocre wrestler at best
>no mic skill at all
>ok looks at best, looks like a wet dog
>just a smug looking money maker to rip off little kids and families
tl;dr waste of time, money and space.

>>2474446
>dumb smark worked into a frezy

how does he keep doing it lads?

>>2473929
Get ready to be mad, boyo

>>2473929
>Speaks like a normal we'll adjusted individual and not crazy at all

Matt Hardy has never spoken like this in his entire wrestling career.

>>2473929
I'm ok with it. Let him start normal like when he left, then have stuff happen that leads to the Broken gimmick again.

She was honestly fucking stupid about it
>Oh one of the wrestlers just threw a drink at a fan
>Theres no way this is part of the show, the fan coming over the barricade is real just like the drink throw
Hope she got fired for being a mark

>>2473770

>at a fan
>Gronk

I don't totally blame her, it's her job, she probably saw a threat and didn't think about it.

She's probably not even a wrestling fan, so she wouldn't know about "worked" angles and what not.

Sure why not. It'd at least be somewhat interesting

>Raw opens
>GONG
>Roman comes out wearing Taker's hat and coat

he should come out in his gear with the lights off and do the entrance tonight and turn heel

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>>2473535
Hopefully soon. He's the best wrestler on NXT right now.

>>2473535
When he stops having the worst jocks in professional wrestling.

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>>2474045
What are you talking about? Oney is literally perfect.

>Even commentary is a part timer now
wew

>yfw he's only calling Roman's matches

>>2473051


haha finna fuck