How come these vanilla midget CAWs are constantly having great matches? Sizequeens BTFO.
>great matches
>wwe
Irrelevant
Can't wait for based Revival to get called up to smackdown
>>2448599
>the revival cutting promos on talking smack
do want
>3 weeks away
>its already sold out
REEEEEEEEEEEE
dats 4 weeks away anon. + i already purchased my front row tickets :^)
>outlaw wrestling
Kill yourself
PWG sells out in literally a minute because they stubbornly only run it in that one bingo hall.
Becky Lynch will beat Bliss
>>2448476
is that a benis?
>>2448481
I hope
>>2448481
just a puffy vulva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VafsWCSSAc
>still needs a translator after two years
JUST
FUCK
MY
''CAREER''
UP
>>2448469
Trying way too hard there, buddy.
Asuka is the present and future. Deal with it.
>>2448499
granny's future is a nursing home
I was an English teacher for two years in Japan
It looks like that classic "I understand what this guy is saying, but if I have to respond without any practice I am going to hesitate while I figuring out how to use correct grammar."
Classic ESL shit.
Do you think he is done?
Or will he have his hip surgery, and rebuild and reclaim next year?
His send off was done perfect, but I still don't think the build, and the match did it justice.
Everyone loves a good comeback story, and it would bring it full circle next year at New Orleans.
>>2483429
Give it 2 years minimum
He will probaly Showup at summerslam to face bbd one more time
>>2483429
HE. IS. DONE.
GET A FUCKING CLUE, SHITLORD
This was the match between the cult leader married to a dead witch named Abigail (Bray Wyatt) and the guy who joined the cult and then burned down the other guy’s house (Randy Orton).
God, I love this. It’s like make-believe for grown-ups. It reminds me of the games my friends and I used to play when we were little, where we had to run away from ogres and save princes (we were feminists, OK?) from dragons. I adore the fact that millions of Americans are like, “Yeah, sure, we’ll buy into a storyline where a guy rubs the ashes of a dead witch all over his face to become more powerful in the ring.”
Randy Orton is wearing a fur vest and a speedo. Bray Wyatt is wearing a shirt with a demon octopus on it (I’ve noticed that usually one of the wrestlers is clothed, and one is less clothed). It feels very Florida.
I think this match is a big deal, like, a championship or something? But it’s really boring. After the ladders, Seth’s pain, the women’s badass fight, Triple H’s entrance, and all the buildup surrounding this match, I’m pretty disappointed.
I don’t even remember who won and it just ended.
The problem is Bray is bland as fuck in the ring, and so is Orton unless he has someone he can work with.
It was literally the blandest match of the night because of the shit booking.
>>2482962
It could have been a lot better if
a)it had some stipulation
b)during the worms in the ring shit make Randy completely freak out and basically shit himself f or the rest of the match
c)make Bray go over
d)make it a triple threat with Harper
e)actually just remove Orton from the match and make it Harper vs Bray
>>2482964
Yeah Randy needed to really sell those worms/maggots etc. more than not at all.
The effect of them was lost and it just looked kinda goofy as opposed to unsettling.
Whats your favourite Jobber finisher?
>>2482853
Any of:
>russian legsweep
>reverse russian legsweep
>STO
>reverse STO
Tombstone pile driver
DDT
Alright you /asp/ autistics. Who's getting traded in the shakeup and who are they being traded for.
>Will Miz get traded for getting cheered over Cena? Possibly for Sami Zayn?
>Charlotte and Emma for Alexa Bliss and Becky?
>American Alpha joins Kurt Angle in exchange for Enzo and Cass?
>Shane agrees to fire Daniel Bryan in exchange for a free grab? Chooses Rusev?
All ideas are welcome, also stupid til proven smart
roman traded to smackdown. they confirmed in on meltzer's twitter
>Raw
AJ
Ambrose
Corbin
American Alpha
Alexa Bliss
>SDL
Reigns
Enzo and Cass
Gallows and Anderson
Jax
There are no trades, its a full blown draft lottery where Raw gets first pick and Smackdown is next
>Round 1
1. AJ Styles - Raw
2. Roman Reigns - Smackdown
3. Brock Lesnar - Raw
4. Randy Orton - Smackdown
5. Seth Rollins - Raw
>Round 2
1. The Hardys - Raw
2. John Cena - Smackdown
3. Kevin Owens - Raw
4. Charlotte - Smackdown
5. Chris Jericho - Raw
>Round 3
1. American Alpha - Raw
2. New Day - Smackdown
3. Braun Strowman - Raw
4. Shinsuke Nakamura - Smackdown
5. The Revival - Raw
>Round 4
1. Bayley - Raw
2. Naomi - Smackdown
3. Sheamus and Cesaro - Raw
4. Bray Wyatt - Smackdown
5. Alexa Bliss - Raw
>Round 5
1. Gallows and Anderson - Raw
2. Dean Ambrose - Smackdown
3. Sasha Banks - Raw
4. The Miz and Maryse - Smackdown
5. Carmella - Raw
>Round 6
1. Nia Jax - Raw
2. The Usos - Smackdown
3. Dolph Ziggler - Raw
4. Baron Corbin - Smackdown
5. Sami Zayn - Raw
Do people dislike him because he is a good heel or because he is bad wrestler who should have quit years ago?
I haven't watched wrestling for like 7 years.
>>2482738
You se, the thing is, that people dislike him because he's better at everything than their favourites.
>>2482738
people hate him because he worked steph with his dick and as a result became bigger than he had any right to be
>>2482738
He isn't a good heel. He's in the same boat as Steph where they want to be the nice company people but also heels in-ring.
He is Daddy NXT and even his heel in-ring persona had always been based more on his backstage burial shit and the ultimate career move of marrying the bosses daughter, so it clashes more than usual with him being a backstage good guy.
How is he so fucking based?
He's nothing special -thats the problem.
>>2482728
>"in the palm of my hands"
holy shit I didn't even catch this the first time
based in what?
OHNO OHNO
OH
NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ijavUSOSU
This is the future of wwe
>>2482433
He's a member of the dicky-doo club
>faggy music
>Belly fat
>ribbons on wrists
>meme entrances
>Numale fans
I don't think I would watch wwe once nxt cancer fully takes over
What did the faggot smarks mean by this? Surely they know that Vince is the one responsible for this push Reigns has. Right? I guess not. Retards even went as low as doing pic related
Smarks are hypocrites and are marks themselves
>>2482244
Dubs of truth
I know how to combat the SJWs that are smarks, call them racist for booing Ramen.
He's the best wrestler on the roster, and he botches the least, and he doesn't give two shits about wrestling. He makes me smark out. He makes me smark out fucking hard. He makes the rest of the roster look like shit, and some of them actually care about the "sport."
You guys, HE'S THE BEST FUCKING WRESTLER/DRAW VINCE HAS,
>AND HE ONLY DOES IT FOR THE INTERNAL LOLZ AT THIS POINT
I don't know if he's /ourguy/
but he's /myguy/
>FUCK ME LESNAR.BIZ
>>2481837
Lesnar is kino as fuck
>>2481837
>doesn't give two shits about wrestling
Worked
>>2481849
>implying he doesn't just care about da money and finna miles
Since miz and Maryse have been so successful, WWE should start having more couples on screen again
What couples would you like to see? Here's my suggestions
>Big E and Alexa Bliss
>Xavier Woods and Bayley
>Kofi and Becky Lynch
>R-truth and Emma
>Mark Henry and Dana White
>Titus and Charlotte
>Apollo Crews and Carmella
finna cuck
How can whitebois finna compete?
tfw will never have BBC to please white girls with
How did RAW manage to be pretty good when Wrestlemania was absolute shit?
How are ya alive when ya so finna short
>>2481570
holy shit this board
>>2481565
Raw was even worse than Mania.