>Debuts on Raw >"C-can it be? It is! Jimmy Wang Yang

xD
Epic thread, op

I wish his music would play and Jimmy Wang Yang steps out instead
I'd mark

Misawa back from the dead?!

>Funaki enters arena to thunderous boos
>sheer vitriol from the fans in attendance
>stands in middle of the ring as chants crash down on him for ten minutes
>says “Indeeeeeeeeeed" then drops mic and walks out

How hard would you mark?

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>>2486176
>Backstage segment
>Camera pans out slowly to reveal Nakamura at catering
>Backstage hijinks ensue as Nakamura tries to hold his eyes open with chopsticks to look more western
>Enzo and Cass stare from afar
>"Ay. Ay. Cass. What's Yoshi Tatsu doin' ova theh?"
>Nakamura overhears and gets angry
>Japanese yelling as he throws down the chopsticks and walks away
>"Did I tick him off or somethin'?"
>"Well, of course. Ya got his name wrong 'Zo. That's Taka Michinoku."

>>2486238
This

>>2486238
I wish his music would play and an apparently now retarded version of Teddy Long would dance onto stage, look confused, stare off into space as though he was reading prompt cards from the upper balcony, flub a few lines, HOLLA HOLLA, then dance away

>>2486277
Based Funaki working the smarks.

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>>2486334
now retarded? You miss his speech and career?

>>2486452
I did miss his speech, but his career was nowhere near as...whatever you want to call that shitfest last night.

>>2486238
He too busy running a party bus company in my city.

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I just realized that Jimmy Wang Yang was the first Kenichi Smith.

>>2486176
>Backstage segment at PPV
>Nakamura walking
>Cesaro notices him walk by
>Stops him
>"Hey, I know who you are!"
>"R-really?"
>"Yeah, I'm a big fan of your work. Keep it up"
>"t-tsuank you..."
>Nakamura walks away with a smile on his face
>Camera zooms in on Cesaro
>"Man, that Funaki is one hell of a guy. I wonder what he's doing away from the Japanese announce table though"

>>2486731
Kek

>>2486277

Nobody with a soul would even think of booing Funaki.

>>2486176
can't wait for draft so they will bring his ass to raw and roman would break him in half in single spear. That weird chink should know his place.

>>2486830
Funaki made people laugh and was entertaining. He knew his little role and did it well.

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>>2486176
after i caught you copying reddit posts, you tried to change up your game, you had to go deeper, deeper to where your plagiarism couldnt be discovered. but you didn't count on me to see this. i will always call your ass out on this.

>>2486176
Plagiarism is wrong shame on you
>>2488552
This is a new level of loser.

>>2488594
sry my edgy posts arent that good. couldnt find any good pasta on plagiarism

Guys I got an idea:

>Debuts on Raw
>"C-can it be? It is! Jimmy Wang Yang is back!"
>"No you idiot, Hideo Itami is here from NXT to make his mark!"
>"Tai-ji-ri" chants erupt the stadium
>Gets a mid-card all Asians look the same comedy gimmick

How fucking hard would you mark?