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>>2505096
>Justin "tits" Bradshaw
>Gets KO'd by the Janetty Gunn brother
>Gets KO'd by a ring announcer

Yeah, I'd probably bully people too if I got shit on by life like that .

>>2505104
Youre literally an obese fatty anon that hasnt showered. You relate to justin roberts and mauron because you have been bullied by strong men all your life lmao.


I swear to god these post mania redditors need to leave.

But smarks love fatties?

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>>2505075
k

is he going over?

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>>2505075

They don't have the right stars to pull off attitude 2.0
Half of them can't talk on the mic.

But at the same time, ratings are so low, they kind of need to change things. The whole PG stuff is stupid. Kids are more inclined to watch something they're not supposed to be watching.

>>2505218
Only 2 people could talk on the mic in the actual attitude era. 3 if you count Vince

>>2505019
/asp/ IRL

>>2505019
The Douche Noellezzles

Disappointing Bukkake Party

>>2504966
What was he supposed to say? "I lost. Shucks. I suck. Goodbye." He was trying to save some face, and people liked it

But yeah he's still probably a narcissist in general

cm cuck

>>2504966
Based Phil

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The real question is; why did they let someone with such poor self-control be a world champion?

>>2504897
>Do his job
>was literally obese

Pretty sure his job was to be a good representative for the company and a good athlete, not a fat slob

>>2504896
He gave vince blowjobs on a daily basis.

>>2504787
Bayley

>>2504787
give it to neville

Sasuke Nokomeme

>Linkin Park theme

How is it possible to be this wrong?

>instead of a normal entrance nameplate like everyone else

How dare anybody stand out.

>>2504759
kys underage kys, Linkin Park is based

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"Edgy" doesn't automatically means something is bad you fucking retard.

As long as they don't chain him down with a midcard comedy gimmick for too long I can see him being a much bigger deal

>>2504751
He's a pasty manlet, so no.

>>2504751
>I can definitely see WWE make him the new Undertaker or even a new Steve Austin. I think he will get a monster heel run now and capture the World title at Mania, then become the top baby face of the company.

You couldn't have stopped here and just made a good thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc5Ro2yEgHs

>>2504674
Big kev
Zayn probably posts the 'Who should have a injury thread' all ways putting himself as the thumbnail

>>2504679
Zayn is such a fucking Mark for himself.

>>2504674
Literally fucking no one. Wreddit is where it's at for anyone important.

Paige is pregnant?

Looooool

>>2504664
KEK

Fucking cholo's going to kill paige

>>2504602
a shitty match where cena kicks out of 4 tombstone piledrivers

>>2504602
Dimes

>No Sting vs Taker even if they had like a year to do it
>No Cena vs Taker
>No Balor vs Taker
>No Goldberg vs Taker

Fucking state of this company

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>>2504577

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4 WRESTLERS. ZERO CHARISMA

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>>2504577

>>2504457
Wait the women actually have wrestling matches?

>>2504457
WWE Women

>>2504457
knockouts for both

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>>2504388
deanchad went and BTFO bretcucks white boi anime fan discord group again and now they finna leaking here cause their lil chat is unusable kek

>>2504397
You are the epitome of what's wrong with this board.

>finna

Get in the oven. Now.

Greater
Internet
Fuckwad
Theory

>>2504304
I mean this is the nicest way possible.

Does he have down syndrome?

>>2504309
Don't be a daft cunt.

>>2504315
I'm serious. Does he?