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>>2504267
>still won an irl two on one handicap match

BASED

>>2504271
Literally won a no DQ match against himself by submission.

>>2504267
Isn't average height 5'9?

I don't get Zayn. He's a great worker but as boring and vanilla as they come. I like watching his matches but I don't like him.
How did he manage to have 5x more charisma as El Generico as he does now? All he did was speak broken shitty spanish and do comedy bits all the time, but it was infinitely more entertaining and endearing than anything he's done in WWE.

>Roman isn't over

you could've stopped there

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>>2504185
>Roman isn't ov-

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>>2504201
>-er.

>>2504120
wasn't he in that movie about putting your nuts on food

>>2504120
Sami Zayn

Jasethy

Ho Kogan

>>2503955
A known homosexual, recruited by the infamous Pat Patterson

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Unironically, the answer now is Cena

It's not her fault 97% of the WWE women are worthless. Natural Selection at its finest.

>>2503894
>I literally think fake violence is real

>>2503904
Emma was legit knocked loopy by this reckless chimp

His I quit match against Cena. Best gimmick match of all time.

Judgement Day 2005 or Armageddon 2004

>>2503885
vs Eddie at I think Judgement Day '04

>Buddetty

>>2503721
Fuck that pussy ass nigga

>>2503728
> Buddhism doesn't draw dimes

You know he left WWE, right?

>>2503652

Oh... I don't watch that faggoty company for faggots.

>>2503674
Then how do you know he needs saving?

Based Godska stiffing the fuck out of those no talent backup dancers at the Performance Center.

>>2503608
In her defense she couldn't see alexa

>>2503639
If Roman did this you'd be crying into your body pillow, fucking faggot hypocrite

When has BBD ever done a piledriver?

That failed Tombstone spot was just gonna be a tease, there's no way in hell they would've trusted Roman to give a 52 year old Taker a Tombstone.

Reddit Rains was going to be allowed to do one but he wasn't strong enough to pull it off. The fucking state of WEW booking

>>2503481
>Reddit Rains

Fucking cringe. Take a shower and go outside

>>2503419
Shouldn't it be before?
Waiting 6 seconds is still after one second

You're gonna give them the bird, Corbin? Holy shit, you're such a badass, what if your mom finds out and takes away your cookies for a week?

>>2503419
Its flicking the bird retard

>Bex was the first SD women's Champion
It was one of the worst title runs in recent memory
>Was the center of attention for 6 months
No that was Bliss from October onwards
>Gets the loudest pop and sells tons of merch
She usually gets crickets
>She's coming to Raw
Probably isn't and will only job to Sasha if she does

Becky is the jannetty. Such a jannetty that it should really be renamed the Lynch

>>2503392
She was the Jannetty of the 4 horsewomen in NXT and continues to be the Jannetty of the horsewomen on the main roster

That being said, I want my penis inside of her

>>2503392
She's the jannetty. Sasha is very popular, among the best merch sellers and has a long list of acclaimed matches. Becky hasn't put on a good match in over 2 years, got jobbed out to a midget for months and is now in lowcard hell. Meanwhile Sasha is preparing to become one of the top heels in the company

Hogan couldn't wrestle and that was the closest he could come do delivering a proper move; and even that wasn't very good.

Brother when you have 24 inches pythons for arms think of what your leg is going to do jack. It was a devastating move dude.

Well we're supposed to assume whoever has the move as there finisher does it perfectly and does maximum damage. Sweet chin music is say a 10/10 superkick, while Dolphs is a 6/10. Also theatrics probably increase the moves power level.