Which event was the Marty Jannetty?
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>>2569351
The one that the least people went to and watched
Sorry nips
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>>2569351
The one that the least stars were given to
Sorry drones
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The one that autists will fight against
Sorry /asp/
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Is the women's tournament gunna be all freelancers and nxt girls or will it be a four horsewomen wankfest as usual?
I'd mark out if satomura was in it.
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Google's your friend. NXT Spoilers of who's in already leaked
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>>2569329
There won't be any horses. I would also love to see based Meiko
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>satomura will never choke you with her strong arms
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WHY ARE JAPANESE CROWDS SO QUIET REEEEEEE
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They are not actually that quiet unless the show is shit. They just consider it rude to be making noise constantly unless the match is one everyone is absolutely hyped for.
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>>2569290
>quiet
fuck off drone
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>>2569290
They are not. They don't try to get themselves over and hijack the show with meme chanting or beach-balling or doing cringey waves. They cheer the wrestlers after every pin or after an exciting spot, etc.
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>20+ Jinder threads in the catalog at any given time
Reminder that this is a filler feud so that Randy doesn't have to feud with his SummerSlam opponent for four months.
Whether you like him or not, he'll be back in the midcard in a month.
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>Back in the midcard
>implying he was there to begin with
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>>2569270
Midcard is good enough desu, already we will get to see a good heel run
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>>2569270
i still have to see his sand nigger face every tuesday and that pisses me off
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/asp/ WWE creative team meeting
Vincent K. McMahon
2017-04-22 06:34:56
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We've got two issues to discuss. We need ideas people! Let's go!
>First
Come up with a storyline for SDL vs RAM for the Survivor Series traditional match. What's at stake? Who goes over? Who eats the pin?
>Second
Can we invent ONE match for the next Wrestlemania that includes two titles and two different victors? That way we don't need separate matches for the shitty ass womens or tag division.
Best idea gets mounted by a diva of their choice.
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>>2569213
>First
Roman Reigns has to be the face of RAW, so he puts his job on the line to face the entire SDL Survivor Series team on his own. Obviously he just annihilates the entire SDL team with Superman punches and spears. He'll end up pinning AJ Styles clean for the win. After the match Styles gets up and raises Roman's hand. It's all about getting Roman over guys!!
>Second
All titles except the IC and US titles will be unified in chamion vs. champion matches.
The Women's Title and the Tag Title will become RAW-exclusive.
The Flippy Shit Title will be SDL-exclusive.
The WWE Title (because fuck the Universal Title) will be the top title and at the Big 4 PPV's there will be inter-brand challenges. Within a brand the IC and US titles will be the top title.
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Hey Vinnie, what's for lunch?
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>>2569239
Screw you, you're fired!
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Cringe
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>>2569205
The Turkish Terror
The Islamic Tonic
Moves
Sunni Side Up
Islamo Bombo
Sufi Whirlwind
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>>2569205
Casa-Blackout
Harama Jamma
Mecca Trifecta
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>>2569205
Sheik of Bleak
Talk Shiite get Be-ite
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Post your predictions for things that actually seem liable to happen in the near future.
>Undertaker coming back as Royal Rumble entry with Big Evil Gimmick to put someone over.
>Angle vs. Broken Matt
>Bray becomes a mid-carder joke gimmick character> Hall of fame for Undertaker
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Braun becomes the new Kane.
He will also be involved in some really bad storylines.
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>>2569196
A demonic entity to fucked a corpse with dedicated pyrotechnics?
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>>2569193
Jinder loses and is never relevant again
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The day wrestling died
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can somebody post the thing with stone cold
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the day /asp/ died
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>>2569069
the day /asp/ died
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hey!
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>>2568931
man! we came to conquer and divide
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GOAT iteration
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Zzzzzz
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>"asp is awesome !"
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based quads for captain charisma
who /peep/ here
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So since they're now counting the World Heavyweight Championship title as a WWE Champinonship title reign (they called Ziggler a 2 time WWE Champion, and Jeff Hardy a 3 time WWE Champion) does this mean Christian is now a 2 time WWE Champion? And Booker T is now a WWE Champion? If so fuck yeah.
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>>2568895
Christian deserved one run with that title
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Will the next crop of wrestlers be as good as their parents?
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if charlotte is any indication
no
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>>2568879
Nah, for every one there's five just making quick money from their family's legacy.
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>AJ Styles and Shane McMahon have all sons
>Gaytch has all daughters
really boils the ol' noodle
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Apologize
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Is that ruby?
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>>2568861
Yes
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Did she get a new nose
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>jobber merchandise
why is this allowed?
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>>2568851
the same reason braun has no merch
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Sorry they didn't put up another Cena shirt.
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It's not merchandise. It was made by some famous horror movie special effects guy, so they're milking whatever relevance they can from it like a vampire.
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YOU SEE /asp/
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>>2568758
>le overused reddit memes
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>>2568770
THE FACT IS YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH REDDIT-UHH.
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IN THIS BUSINESS
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best self defense = boxing 2017-04-22 03:02:05 Post No.2568703
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best self defense = boxing
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I did MMA for 4 years, all for fun. Loved jiu jitsu and I still think its effective street defense, but I always knew in the back of my head, if a guy overwhelms me with punches standing, idk whats gonna happen. Or if he gets some good strikes while we grapple my techniques are gonna get sloppy...I quit MMA and started boxing. One of the best decisions I ever made.
After being in a few altercations I can safely say that a good puncher who knows how to slip, parry and evade decently will destroy any would-be attacker, even if they are equally trained in some other striking art (muay Thai, tkd, karate, sambo, etc).
The punching proficiency you get in boxing as well as the footwork is unparalleled.
The only exception is someone with a lot of wrestling training AND jui jitsu training, but a purist in wrestling won't be good enough neither a purist in bjj....the wrestler doesn't have good enough subs and striking tech or defense, the bjj guy won't be taking you to the ground anyway and even if he does he isn't trained for ground striking getting punched and elbowed or head butted.
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Best self defence = gun
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>>2568902
for home invasions yes.
for actual street defense, no.
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>>2568902
gun isn't going to help you when I fucking punch the back of your head