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People need to be apologizing to JBL right now.

>>2571394
AH LUV IT MAGGLE

>>2571412
Seriously, he did nothing wrong but accidentally upset a fucking fag.

>>2571367
Braun is a giant vanilla midget killing machine he is our guy

>>2571367
Wrong here is the correct list
/ourguy/:
Based Bigger Dog
Based Hardbody Mahal

Not /ourguy/:
Sami Zzzzzayne
Blandy Boreton

/theguy/:
Based Big Dog

Not /theguy/:
Jasethy
That wacky guy with the ddt who is always stoned

Any chance Mahal actually beats Blandy?

Who are those CAWs?

Who

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jennifer Tilly is an all star poker player. She has big titties and is bride of Chucky

>>2571337
Yes, very much so

Based Phil BTFOing the poker marks with his trash talking, best heel in the business.

Can JBL sue him for this bullying?

Kek this ordeal has completely trashed any credibility this hack had left. Based JBL exposed him as a fraud

>>2571308
Russo was right about this mark

Probably

Jeff Jarrett had an MMA gimmick, and it was the only somewhat-entertaining thing he ever did in his career

>>2571242
CM Punk :^)

>>2571254
XD

He was competing with other more important sports IIRC

He can't even lift a dime.

The UFC is constantly fingering themselves over how this fucking faggot is the "P4P Number 1", yet, no fucker wants to watch him fight.

>>2571212
FAQ you this picture GLt parpaganda

No Punjabi man wants man do this if he do you know what happens

>>2571212
Minowaman vs shitty giant people

Probably that shit's not done yet and the truth will come out eventually.

>>2571182
Big Dick Dave just swinging his SWOLE dick all around

>>2571182
WWE will go out of business

Can't fucking wait!

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John Cena

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Goldberg

>>2571165
Batistwo

Vince wouldn't have to paid Mauro a cent if he didn't still enable the carny bullshit, so that one's completely on him and his buttboy JBL.

Paige, if he punished her, not only would it be a terrible look, he'd have to punish Xavier too and it'd hurt their ability to bring back Hogan.

Eva, I dunno what they ever saw in her in the first place.

>>2571125
>Eva, I dunno what they ever saw in her in the first place.

fake tits and a man face

just vince's type

>>2571125
>Paige, if he punished her, not only would it be a terrible look,

They have like 20 other reasons to punish her and apparently will not use her any further anyway at this point.

Good riddance. Lana is better.

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BRAZZERS WHEN

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>>2571010
>that spray tan line on her arm

>>2570985
Realistically, how many years has beeg put back on his life by getting this much in shape?

>>2570995
None

>>2570985
Mmmmm I bet his shit smells delicious!

>>2570963

through your donations, Stone Cold is able to pay them all the time to keep the lights on

>>2570963

Goldust perfected the gimmick and nobody has ever been able to follow it

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>>2570963
Broken Matt is the only hope for gimmick revival. If WWE creative kneecaps it or it ends up not drawing, we'll forever live in the era of "wrestlers" who want to "wrestler" because they want to be the "champ"

Bray tried but he has been buried so much it lost all value.

But its very niche nowadays. Its has to be PG, passable by marks, not be able to be utterly obliterated by smarks, and still be able to be positive or neutral in nature to the kids to get behind.

Hence why Cena went from Thuganomics to Cenation.

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F
You did alright for the most part little guy

BASED Kurt getting rid of the no drawing manlets

>>2570966
Guy should get rid of himself next.