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Is ugly

>>2573735
>be advanced life-form from a race of telekinetic warlords
>bring your enormous frontal lobe and deadly psionic powers to Earth
>best you can think of with your triple-sized cranium is to team with an Aussie who's been attacked by bees and job in NXT

lmao

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>>2573735
Peyton Royce.

challenge for it at best

I'm surprised he's never even been a contender. Jinder Mahal is getting a title shot.

>>2573728
>comparing cesarwho to based big poppa dump

>>2573644

They're right wing muppets that think you should grovel like a fucking slave for any crumbs that leak off their table.

They envy his talent, his success, and his freedom.

>>2573644
The real answer is because smarks are contrarian by nature and will go against the majority on anything. So if Punk gains traction, it's suddenly, "He's overrated and always sucked"

>>2573675
never understood why smarks weren't simply called hipsters

I don't doubt at all that he and Vince get gay with each other

I've heard Undertaker hated bullies and would stand up for people. I guess JBL got a pass cause Vince.

>>2573611
Undertaker only hated the Kliq/HBK, but he was a huge cunt backstage on Smackdown with JBL/BookerT/Benoit.

Shoot about Mohammad Hassan getting bullied by the boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjxCGadhIcI

>>2573446
If not then it's definitely top 5

I also nominate D'Lo Brown's head bobble as part of that top 5

>>2573446
Yes it is.

>>2573400
>it's any 90's wrestler refuses to lose episode
Color me shocked

>>2573400
Dosen't he have a shit record at Mania though?

Who had the worst ego, Shawn or Hulk?

>>2573357
In your mother's basement.

>>2573357
What the fuck kind of name is that?

Is it up on watchwrestling?

Hello fbi, get the fuck off!!!!

>>2573334
holy finna fuck is tajiri back

>>2573334
What would their babies look like?

>>2573340
Really ugly and soft

>>2573224

>implying smarks are smart

>>2573224
hi wsp

>>2573224
>implying I personally want him to go away

BASED VINCE BRINGING BACK EYE CANDY SLUTS

FIRE GOOKA AND THE HORSIES

BASED

>>2573198
A few weeks ago I watched Paige fuck herself in the arse with a dildo, you think I care about a slightly suggestive entrance?

How does the BKOSS do it?

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I missed Smackdown last week, was he over?

>>2573234
Just a video segment, since Ziggler was in the six pack.

Hello JJ!

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>'posess more of a threath'
>mfw insecure WEWbabbies are literally having mental breakdowns over people watching other feds

TNA will die this year, screencap this

>a match between two people that gas during their entrance
I need this train wreck in my life

I CAN LIFT YOUR FAT ASS FOR THE JACKHAMMER

>was his MAYBE promo his best promo?
>y/n

>asuka
>draw
lol.

now that nakamura is gone there is literally nobody on that show that can produce a single penny

>>2572853
This. It came out earlier this week that NXT is failing to sell tickets even for its fucking TV tapings now. Even full sail have given up on this disaster. Balor and Nakamura were the only two draws in the history of the brand. With them gone its going to sink

>>2572853
>>2572856
>strongest booking in the history of NXT
>STILL nobody cares
Asgooka has got to be one of the biggest flops ever right? Even I feel sorry for her

>>2572843
What I'd like to know is what the fuck they're going to do with it...

He's defended that title on NXT, then a bunch of UK guys showed up on 205, now he's gonna defend that title again from a 205 guy...

So is that title gonna be 205's B-title? Or can any brit challenge for it and it gets tossed around among shows? Or what.
The whole thing seems a little unplanned.

>>2572851
Aren't they planning on making a Brit show for the network?

Bates would gold if he where 6 inches taller