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How do I get rid of my insantiable want for attention?
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>>18633953
Suicide yourself
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>>18633955
I promised mom that I wouldn't.
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>>18633955
I think I might just give that a shot.
Thank you Anon, and goodbye.
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So hey guys I'm in love with Taht girl who's is kinda my best friend of my female friends and I wanna ask her out but she said to her friend that she don't wants something from me(I think because she doesn't know that I love her) and I will go to her place with roses and pralines, should I ask her or not iam really desperate
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Lol just pick up the phone, call her and ask her out. If she says no then move on. Showing roses and pralines is weird as fuck outside of corny movies.
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>>18633944
>I will go to her place with roses and pralines
Don't do that. Also, don't say you love her.
How old are you? Because a teen talking like this is fine. We were all ridiculous as teens. I just hope you are young, dude.
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I can't stop feeling extremely unhappy and miserable. It is very tiring. The only thing I have left in life is escapism and distraction and waiting for the inevitable.
For me it is too late but if you happen to have someone in your life you actually care about who is genuinely depressed I have some advice for you. Shut up. You don't understand it and you should accept that. Help with actions, not empty words. Only supportive actions can help turn their life around. And if actions are too much then stop pretending you care because all you do is abuse other people's misery to pat yourself on the back.
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What do you think life is?
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>>18633880
>For me it is too late but if you happen to have someone in your life you actually care about who is genuinely depressed I have some advice for you.
They died didn't they?
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>>18633880
I know someone in my life that I sort of care about who is genuinely depressed: myself.
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My boyfriend smells like fried food/french fries. He smells like this when he sweats and when he's in the shower. He held me in the shower this morning and his freshly-scrubbed chest smelled like fucking french fries again. Sometimes his breath smells like fresh milk as well. Are there medical reasons for this or is he just a weird smelling person? Anyone have any advice on weird body odor issues? I swear it wasn't like this in the beginning but 3 years in it's grossing me out. I want him to smell good, smells matter a lot to me.
I am already on his ass about seeing the doctor and that probably won't happen for another few months..
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Hormones.
He probably has cancer, or something.
He should probably go to a doctor.
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does he work at wacarnolds?
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He's just white.
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So does anyone know what I can do to make a couriers life miserable?
I order shit off Amazon a lot because I live rural and local businesses have shit selection (Walmart, not ma and pa stores). Every time I order something Amazon sends fucking Purolator to my door and they always fuck my package up somehow, either its late or it doesn't show up or the lazy prick just sits in his truck at the end of my street and then drives off.
I just ordered something else off of there and if they fuck it up again I want to fuck with them. Anyone know anything I can legally do to piss them off? I was thinking about ordering some 50 lb dumbells or something and having them walk all the way to my door because I have a long driveway.
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I can't really think of shit and I used to work at ups, maybe it's a lost cause (didn't drive tho). maybe check out how they label packages at the courier company, and act accordingly. Pink ink label? buy from companies with red or pink boxes. black sharpie? get stuff in black boxes if you can. I remember at ups at least, the drivers would look for packages identified in sharpie. it's really not much at all though.
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>>18633844
Why don't you just complain to Amazon? They're the ones who pick the delivery service.
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>>18633852
Did you ever hear the drivers complain about anything in particular? I know in every industry I've ever worked in there would always be certain things that customers would do that would piss the employee off.
>>18633883
I've tried that multiple times, but they continue to send these idiots to my door. I don't really expect my orders to be on time anymore because of it even though I pay for prime. Least I can do is fuck with the drivers if they're going to be lazy assholes about their job.
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How do you deal with having an attractive boss?
usually I'm scared of bosses but my current one is pretty attractive and i don't feel as if I have that boss respect/fear of her.
whenever I she comes in I always want to talk to her and show off how much of a good boy worker I am where as normally I try to hide and avoid.
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>>18633836
Email her photos of your cock with a burner account
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>>18633841
But what if she performs a cock inspection?
Wouldn't being a new employee warrant suspicion of a new event?
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You need to have sex with her.
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Should I quit my job? After long hours the first two weeks I was only paid $200, when I confronted my boss I was told the extra hours were "optional training" and after hassling him he said I'd get a nice bonus in my next check. Fast worward to this week, not only did I not get a bonus, but I was given pay for the exact hours that I'm scheduled. Not when I clocked in. And since I have to both open and prepare the business as well as close it, that equates to roughly 2-3 hours missing from my check, as well as an extra hour I stayed late to save his ass. Am I being taken advantage of? This is my first job in this new industry and my boss knows that. Thanks guys
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>>18633826
Yes you are being taken advantage of. Find a new job. By law in most places they have to pay you for the hours you work.
If you stay with this company I can guarantee that you will be fighting with this guy for a paycheck every month.
I've never had personal experiences with employers like this, probably because I dont put up with shit (while being respectful), but I know people who got themselves into situations like this.
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Take it straight to the authorities. The department of labor or whatever your local one is will take these complaints seriously. What he's doing to you is illegal.
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>>18633864
Depends on where OP lives.
If its like Mexico or something good luck with that.
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What is there to life? What am I supposed to do?
Find it difficult to find work and demotivated from doing so. Don't particularly want to anyway since there is nothing I have an interest in doing.
Don't have many friends. Making friends is hard for me
My family doesn't have any respect for me. I think only my mum cares much for me.
No hobbies and can't find the energy to do something different. Sometimes I find something I'd like to try but it doesn't work out. so I just play video games I don't even enjoy
Can't get a gf so I'll never have a family
Very depressed. Sad!
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>>18633797
how old are you? what are your living conditions etc.
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>>18633799
24
What do you mean by living conditions exactly?
I live at home off neetbux if that's what you mean
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hi
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off
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so there is this girl I met over the internet. We never met.
I liked her once, now I consider her to be pretty meh, but I never told her to fuck off (probably because our contact is rare enough)
she behaves strangely:
[afternoon]
her: "hi, are you home?"
me:"yes"
her:"how are you?"
[before I say three sentences or so, she continues]:
her:"wait, I'll call you in the evening. Bye"
[evening comes, the same conversation ensues]
her:"wait, I'll call you tomorrow. Bye"
[repeat for up to a week]
at some point we actually talk, it takes an hour, maybe two. Then she fucks off for a couple of weeks and the process repeats
can anybody explain?
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>>18633879
She is afraid the conversation will go quiet and awkward.
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>>18633899
then why would she contact me at all?
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I'm 23, feeling frustrated because I feel like I don't have any fun or enjoyment in life.
I work hard and I'm always motivated and energetic - I work 9-5 with great career prospects, I go to the gym 4-5 times a week and study as well. It doesn't leave much time for else during the week. But I pretty much do nothing besides those things on friday nights & weekends.
I don't have many friends and I've never had a gf. I was always pretty shy and insecure but since the past year or so since I've been starting to improve myself i.e. working, being more confident, energetic, talkative etc I feel like I'm in by far the best 'form' of my life.
I often ask my friends to do stuff but they always say they're 'busy' and most of the time we do stuff it's just going to someone's house and sitting around talking. That's fine occasionally but not most of the time. My workplace is pretty small and opportunities to expand my social circle are very limited there.
I have some hobbies but none which are any more conducive to meeting people.
I know I'm young and there's many years ahead, but I just feel like I'm wasting the best years of my life doing nothing. I could be going out, smiling, laughing, having fun, meeting girls, socialising etc but I'm just sitting here in front of a screen like I do at work all day.
I guess this is just more of a rant but if anyone has any advice or something to say that's cool
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>>18633771
I'm 27 and used to feel similar.
What "improves" my life would be failing. Down the road I realized the thing that stopped me enjoying all things I've "could be" in my mind was myself, my own fear of failing, rejections...
It's all started to be fun again for me after I've got rejected by girls for the 60th times. Once I've tasted many fails and rejections AND still getting up for more, I feel pumped up and keep going.
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In for advice I'm same as op but 26. I feel like in 5 years more of this and I'll off myself.
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>>18633771
>I have some hobbies but none which are any more conducive to meeting people.
>>18634012
If you are like OP, then your problem is easy to fix. Start to do shit with people instead of shit alone.
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Can /adv/ help me with some good puns for the name Maia pronounced like maya but spelt retardedly.
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>>18633763
sounds like a girl is about to cringe with those puns
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>>18633763
Whya?
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Im 30 and struggling to find potential wife. All my friends dont go anywhere anymore since they are locked down with their partners.
Im thinking of taking a few classes to meet people.
>Cooking
>Language (I did a lot of japanese in school but I think I might do something a bit easier like Spanish, Italian or French)
>Ballroom dancing
>Yoga
>Kendo or fencing (did this when I was younger)
Which would be the best to find someone around my age?
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>>18633724
All good choices.
Throw in Latin dancing as well. Hip hop if you want to meet you get Girls.
Also get a dog and walking Saturday morning down the park alot at the beach
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Don't forget about dating sites and tinder.
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>>18633724
>around my age
No.
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I have no insurance and I'm not employed. I have anxiety to the point where it has crippled me. God forbid any kind of bodily sensation happens and I think the worst is about to happen. I can't make it go away.
Alcohol is the only thing that works. I've tried working out, meditating, yoga, weed, breathing exercises, social outings, etc. It gets so bad that I can't even hold my head up straight or walk.
I'm going to see a doctor today in a few hours and I'm not even sure what to tell them. I just want this shit to go away. I don't know how much longer I can do this.
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>>18633652
It is all in your head only.
Psycholog and cbt.
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>>18633652
>be American
>get vaccine
>get autism
>get bill
>lose livelihood
>be crazy and live in a cardboard box in a park and watch squirrels fuck all day
Many such cases!
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How do I stop being a pussy?
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>be me
>Recently turned 18 and starting my senior year of high school.
>Throughout the last 3 years, I was that socially awkward quiet beta kid.
>I am one of the most built guys at school, yet I suck at sports because I freeze up and get nervous.
>I dress edgy in all black, I have a resting angry face.
>I am edgy af in general to the point of cringe, I watch YNC vids, rowdy, jerk off to rape porn, listen to drill music and want to join the Marines.
>I've done MMA and completed firearm courses.
>But yet I am a complete pussy, I let people walk all over me.
>People insult me and I freeze up and get nervous like a pussy.
>People see past my muscle and see that inside I am a little wimp.
>People sigh when I am assigned to their group and bitch to the teacher.
>People rest their feet on my desk, and I sit there like a complete fucking submissive coward.
>I am wuss.
>I am 5'10" 175lbs and even in weight training when I am putting up 245lbs on bench, girls still admire the taller lankier confident guy using half that weight.
>I've been complimented before on my looks or body, but i see myself as such a fuck up that I take it as either sarcasm or just general friendliness, and so instead of being thankful or trying to seduce the girl I get extremely angry at myself.
>I just wanna not give a fuck anymore and not give in to any form of opposition.
I want to be alpha, and confident this year, I want to stop being a doormat pussy and man up. Any advice from former betas who became alpha and achieved confidence? Also suggest books.
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I was never really picked on, but I used to be more self conscious. Now I just give less of a fuck about what other people are doing, which I think is also just a part of growing up. This has helped me become more social, and also better at standing up for myself. If you don't give a fuck about the petty shit people may (or may not!) be trying to do to you, you'll convey that superior attitude in your response to them, and they'll notice. And by gaining the confidence that comes from these interactions, you'll be better at standing up for yourself when someone actually is doing something wrong. Of course it's hard to develop these attitudes, but it's probably a good start. Good luck
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>>18633624
Set a goal (something realistic that takes you a bit out of your comfort zone), achieve it. And again, and again, that's how you get confidence, by getting the experience and realisation that you can actually do shit.
Now you're afraid of the outcomes like doing nothing doesn't also have an effect which is much worse than trying.
Accept yourself bro, with all your flaws and good aspects, and get it into your thick skull that only a few people on this earth are almost universally loved and have access to everything on demand (like the chad memes here and on /r9k/). Everyone has some shit with their cake on the plate, most people just focus on their own plates. Just finish it and try no to let people dump their shit on you.
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>>18633624
Really confidence just comes from being secure in yourself, whether you screw up or not. People all want to throw their crap at you to see how much they can get away with, you've got to learn how to stand your ground and fight back when people offend you.
I mean, look at the way you talk to yourself. Your feeding yourself poison mate. You can't think "People don't like me, im a submissive coward, life sucks..." because you deny ownership over your own life.
What I want you to do is instead of just letting girls around you admire some asshole, be your chill and cool self. When people act like self-entitled shitholes call them out on it. If you like a girl, do something about it. And whether you get a good result or a bad result, learn to laugh at life's absurdities and enjoy yourself.
Dude, there are tons of people who suck shit. If you stay true to yourself, have healthy boundries when someone offends you, learn to be okay with getting what you want, and enjoy life whether things are good or not you'll find that you have a hell of a lot more control over your life then you think you do.
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how do u find the right therpist
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i look for a base of acceptance and understanding but cuz i have asbugers thats hard to find and couses me alot of anger also my believe system is not baced on jedo-christian values so any advice i would be grareful for
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>>18633609
Just call whoever your health provider is and see what's local to you, it's that easy.
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>>18633665
looking up people is eazy finding the right one is hard