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How to not get caught doing graffiti? 2017-08-18 04:02:44 Post No.18634216
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2017-08-18 04:02:44
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Ok so I just bought the cans and I'm going to do my first graffiti bombing ever. I got the design ready(a simple blockbuster) but I don't know what I must do to do my graffiti without getting caught.
Advice about surviving this appreciated.
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>>18634216
Dont do it. It takes quick wit to get away from the cops and you obviously lack that. If you want to do it where people frequent then you would either need a spotter or a quick design to slap on and book. You are gonna look sketch to police patrols and they will try to roll up while you arent focused. Jump fences and stay focused. Dont panic.
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Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law
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I think I have Erectile Dysfunction
>gf came over two days ago for sex
>can't keep it up
>she sucks me off
>get hard
>bend her over about to put it in
>slim jim
What's going on guys? I'm in my early twenties.
she's not UGLY and has a nice ass!!!
we're both virgins and I really want to help US both get over it. Can fap normally so IDK WHAT THE FUCK MY PROBLEM IS!?!?!
we're trying again tonight
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What turns you on? Maybe dick does lol
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>>18634207
Its just nerves have a drink to relax first don't get wasted cos that can make it hard to get wood
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>>18634207
You are just too stressed. You need to calm down and enjoy the moment. Let her know that you are nervous and kiss a bit and it should be fine.
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I would like to sell used panties, but I am not sure how to go about it. Any advice would be much appreciated, thanks!
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>>18634206
You are a decade too late. You can try craigslist because they are local and it would increase their value but people are wary of fake used panties.
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>>18634206
I hope you're hot
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What am I doing with my life? 2017-08-18 03:53:34 Post No.18634184
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What am I doing with my life?
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2017-08-18 03:53:34
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I really need some general advice, I'll try to be brief:
>be me
>20M, Polish
>mildly interested in anything
>literally no hobbies or stuff like that
>try to learn to draw
>never gonna be good enough, too late
>try to learn creative writing
>stuck at thinking up a story
>decide to quit 4chan and the entire internet and just work hard, no matter what
>last one day, feels bad working like that
>drawing feels pointless, story moves forward barely an inch
>give up and shitpost on /b/
How do I find an actual fucking passion and a motivation to stick with it? I feel like I'm starting too late and I'll never be good at or like anything anymore.
Is there any sort of hope for me?
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>>18634184
>How do I find an actual fucking passion and a motivation to stick with it?
Where do hyou think "passion" comes from? I'll give you a hint:
People reading or checking out your stuff and having a conversation that sparks an idea are two of the most common ones.
No one lives in isolation, specially people that want to create art. Art is meaningless with no eyes on it.
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>other people
ah fuck
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I'm gonna fuck a 6 foot tall girl soon, and being 5'11" I'm honestly pretty intimidated. The tallest girl I've ever had sex with was like 5'4".
She's also into being dominated. Any tall girls or guys who are used to fucking girls taller than them have any protips? I can't just easily manhandle her like the 5'2" girls I'm used to dominating.
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>>18634168
Why is Velvet so cute?
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>>18634168
just be weary of the legs, becuase they're onger.
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>>18634176
how wary, like hold them down wary or avoid getting accidentally kicked in the face wary
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For reasons beyond my control, I am basically forcefully unemployed for the next three months or so, which means I have all the fucking time in the world.
What productive stuff should I do with my time? I'm already going to the gym. All ideas are welcome, but my budget is limited.
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>>18634165
volunteer, for charity, at a museum, at a festival.
should get some expenses paid or gain interesting skills.
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I'm in the same boat and i've been doing a lot of mountain hiking trips. I usually throw on a podcast about something i'm interested in.
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I did something stupid and its now come back to bite me in the ass!
So I rent co-rent this apartment with a friend.
>I have some huge economical issues currently (soon solved though: Upgrading my job but thats beside the point)
Anyways I don't like people knowing I have economical issues, "I should be an adult by now and always have a little saved away" I find it embarrassing that I don't.
So few weeks ago my bank card was expiring so I had ordered a new one from the bank, we n ly have 1 key for our postal boxwich he has on his keychain so while I was expecting this card to arrive I told him everyday "please check the mail if there's anything for me!"
So the last day of my bank card came and he was at his gf's place and texted me "I'm sorry I won't come home until after the weekend to check the mail, if you need some money I have a colourful box in my deskdrawer with some stashed away you can take some of that to survive the weekend"
>"naaah, I'll just make sure to buy what I need until monday today"
was what I said and it was my original plan but... as usual I had too little money and decided to borrow a little anyways (20 Euro's, give or take we don't use euros here) I didn't ask him if the offer was still open I just decided to go with it cause I was to proud to admit to him "I could actually use that money" so I planned to borrow it and get it back in that box before he even noticed.
Issue!
A few day's later when I ws gonna put those 20 euro's back in the box he had moved it! I looked for it a little bit but didn't snoop around too much in his room and so I couldn't find it and decided to drop it
>"hopefully he won't even notice the 20 euros?" (there was like 400 in there or something)
Well earlier todayhe sent me a text: Did you take money from my savingsbox?
I came clean and said: "''yes, I took 20 euros when you offered a few weeks ago, I know I declined and I should have asked if it was still ok afterwards but there it is"
cont:
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>He: Well there seems to be more missing
>Me: Ehm? Well, I didn't take any more only 20 euros wich you will ofcourse get back.
>he: Theres 80 euros missing
>me: Are you sure that you counted it correctly?
>he: I'm pretty sure yes
>me: Idk know what to say mate, I only took 20.
>he: "Well sneaky borrowing money when it was first offered seems pretty wierd to me"
>Me: I hate borrowing money, I had borrowed so much money from my mom by that point allready and don't like having to ask for it, I'm too proud I guess, the plan was to get them back in the box before you noticed but the box had been moved when I was gonna and then it just sort of turned into a "Too late to tell you about it now-situation" but I only took 20 euros.
The shitty part here is that the contract for our apartment is to be renewed the 1st of september, what if he decides he can't trust me and moves in with his gf? I can't afford this place by myself or any place really! I can only hope that he belives me that I only took 20 and that he finds that forgivable.
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>>18634175
what do?
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>>18634180
Honestly shouldn't have touched the money at all, all you can do is try to convince him or hope you can find another roommate.
Loose money like that is always difficult to track and it's his word vs your word
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Social skills general 2017-08-18 02:21:14 Post No.18634116
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>no social skills, don't know what to talk about with people
>boring, no hobbies
>always at home on my computer or lifting
>no friends to do things with
how do i get an exciting and interesting life? how do i get stories or funny anecdotes to tell others of things that happened to me or someone i know?
how do i be funny?
help /fit/
pic related, if i saw them at a bar and i was by myself, what would i say to them to make them interested in me
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>>18634116
Two of those you can fix with discipline and initiative, one you can fix with practice. Fixing those with fix the fourth. Have fun, be safe, make good choices. I love you, buddy.
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getting an exciting life can be fixed with discipline and initiative? how?
my coworkers only have exciting lives because they have friends. they're always going to some party or dinner. i dont have friends in the first place, so i can't do that.
and i dont have the social skills to get friends
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>boring, no hobbies
>no friends to do things with
You're boring and you have no hobbies. You wouldn't know what to do with friends if you had any.
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I'm a 21 year old dude in university atm. I had a girlfriend for 6 years and we broke up 2 years ago. It was peaceful. I was starting to get pretty depressed, couldn't get into college, barely had any friends, and I just hid away in my computer games all day mostly. We broke up because it was starting to affect her too, and I agreed it was for the best.
However, 2 years later, I'm finally getting better. I'm in university already, I've got things kind-of figured out. I'm definitely not the same depressed dude. I'm currently seeing a girl, nothing serious, and I've had a short-term girlfriend last year (went for bout 3 months, then I broke up because she was an overjealous person). I have some friends (althoough I don't really get invited to anything by anyone during summer vacation so I just had to learn to enjoy my own company), but there's always the same questions in my mind.
Does she think about me? Does she miss me? Were we 'soulmates' and my stupid depression ruined everything? Will I ever find anyone like that again? Will I ever get past this whole thing?
I think about her almost every day, I dream about her most of the time, everytime I do something I'm proud of I think to myself "Damn I wish I could show this to her." We haven't talked since the break up much; Mostly just wishing eachother happy birthdays and merry christmas. Recently I messaged her because of her sister, since her sister was going to do exams to my university, and I offered to show her around and be her "guide" (she would be completely new there and didn't know anyone, and that can be overwhelming). She said thanks but that she wasn't applying for that university after all, but that she was really happy that I offered that.
All in all, I really don't know what I should do. At this point I really just want to end this whole ordeal since I neither have her nor I can forget about her, and I haven't felt the same with anyone else. What should I do?
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You need closure anon. This way you're not getting it. You can either put the dot on the end yourself by hammering into your head that it's over and wish her the best of luck and drop contact even less (just wish a happy birthday in a short way like you would wish it an acquaintance). Or have a honest talk with her and end it that way knowing you had a good talk and can part ways with no baggage, which can be risky.
Either way you're doing anon I'm proud you're better, but please, don't dwell on the past trying to pinpoint what ruined the relationship and don't ask yourself those questions, it's detrimental for you because you're still mentally in the past and you're eating yourself inside because of that.
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>>18634134
I've thoought about talking to her about this whole deal, but we really never talk at all (also, facebook keeps her at nº1 in my chat list which doesn't help). Those happy bdays and stuff is really just "Happy birthday Ana" and that's it. But then when I think about talking to her about this I think "She'll see that I got fatter, or she'll realize I haven't improved as much as I should in my degree and that maybe I'm still the same, so maybe talking to her would just make things worse."
I really don't mind at all if we never get together or if we do get together forever, I really just want to proceed with my life. I can't stand thinking about her day and night, even when I'm with other people (it's not nice to wake up beside a girl and be thinking about another). It's very tiring.
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>>18634143
You're putting HER view of your over yours. Stop that man, no matter how hard you try you can't please everyone, rarely even 1 person no matter how much you change.
>But then when I think about talking to her about this I think "She'll see that I got fatter, or she'll realize I haven't improved as much as I should in my degree and that maybe I'm still the same, so maybe talking to her would just make things worse."
If you don't wanna get together those things don't matter, if you want an honest talk none of that matters.
I know about that chat bullshit, doesn't help that you get posts on your feed when she friends someone else, but I think you there are options to hide "on this day posts" with certain people, as well as hide them from your feed/chat without blocking them.
Thinking less about a person won't work if you think "I'\m not gonna think about X", but if you're gonna think about this story with her think "it's over numbskull, gotta keep on going for your sake".
Had 2 break ups like that where I couldn't get them out of my mind, but after telling myself "it's over numbskull" and actually having the privilege to see her with another (in both cases) while hurtful as fuck helped me move on.
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Medication for social anxiety? 2017-08-18 02:25:31 Post No.18634032
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Medication for social anxiety?
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2017-08-18 02:25:31
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I really think that if i can't calm this shit, I will never really become a happy person.
My crippling social anxiety makes it impossible for me to engage with people and make use of my talents.
What can I do to become normal?
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Alprazolan + get used to be alone + never gf = me
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>>18634032
Cognitive behavioral therapy can work wonders.
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Gf dumped me, I'm okay with it, but thoughts of her fucking someone else invade my head and it hurts, how do I stop caring?
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>>18634024
fuck someone else as well
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>>18634049
Is that really it? Ive always preferred intimate sex with a partner but I'm heading back to uni in 2 weeks, if that's what it takes then I can just run through
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Yeah, first anon is right. The best way to deal with jealousy on this sort of thing is just to do it too.
If you think she's fucking other people, then she's probably thinking you are too.
Go fuck and forget about her. She will do the same for you regardless of whether you manage to do the same back.
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For a kid who used to have everything 2017-08-18 02:18:13 Post No.18634021
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For a kid who used to have everything
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I used to grow up in an affluent environment, growing up there were all forms of luxuries at reach and security was never a problem. I never even had to work for money growing up. At age 17, I left that environment and went overseas to the U.K. to pursue an education. In doing so, I had to give up permanent residence in my old country which means that I can't go back there to work or study anymore.
Being in London has opened my eyes to a world I had never before seen, and whatever training I had in my old country could never prepare me for shit like seeing a guy get murdered and being confronted by junkies and radical islamists on the street etc. I didn't have to face all this, I could have stayed in that old place and lived on, but that never happened. All I can say is that you never know what you lose in the moment when decisions are made, and I am still trying to come to peace with that fact. Anyone relate?
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You had a dramatic change in lifestyle and often people in your position have a hard time adjusting.
Have you considered re-applying for citizenship in your home country through your parentage?
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>>18634021
First of all, nobody is psychic. If you had made the decision to remain in your home country, you would have inevitably spent the rest of your life wondering what could have been if you had left to study elsewhere.
Secondly, I think it's good, in a way, that you've been exposed to how fucked up life can be. True, you could have stayed home and lived in the lap of luxury your entire life, but you would have died a shallow asshole who knew nothing about the real world. It is cliche, but whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
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Just got kicked out of my place and now I'm living in my car. I think I can live out of my car decently well. I already have a gym membership so I can shower there and I go to college and already spend at least 10+ hours a day there. The problem I need a lot of help with is finding out where I can park my car over night. My biggest fear right now is being towed/ tickets because I park in the wrong spot over night. Are there websites that help me find places that allow over night parking?
Also if you have any tips for living out of my car I'd love to hear it.
Igonore the gif, i had nothing related to post.
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>>18634018
Walmart's offer free parking overnight, which is why you always see RV cars parked there. They do this so that people sleeping there will be more likely to head into Walmart to buy stuff.
I also hear getting a cheap gym subscription gives good access to hygiene equipment like the showers.
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>>18634042
Ive seen that my Walmart doesnt let people park there however, so I think that ones a no go.
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>>18634073
Walmart technically has free "camping" in the parking lot. As long as you aren't setting out lawn chairs, cooking meals and never leaving you're fine to park there overnight. No one will ever tow your car if you're sleeping in it and police will just wake you up and tell you to gtfo. You're fine to park anywhere, any time. Worst thing that happens is you're woken up and told to move.
Oh shit boyz.........
My neighbor is an older lady who recently had a stroke(get well soon Ms. Lee) and she has this physical therapist who comes over there. I usually see her from my kitchen window as i eat breakfast. She is there about an hour everyday. My kitchen is on the far side of my house so i noticed at first she had a good figure. Today i saw her car there so i go to the room with the view closest to Ms. Lee's house.(Spongebobclap.jpg)BOI DAT ASS WAS PHATTTTTTTTT. This is a milfy(mid to late 40s probly) blonde thick shit who comes every day. So how would i go about talking to her?I was thinking of doing some yard work out there and maybe she will strike up a convo. I think she has noticed me looking because now she wears tights instead of looser scrubs and that ass jiggle hardcore on her walk to the car best 15 seconds of my day. So maybe you guys can recommend different scenarios where i would have a few chance to build a rapport with her without looking like a stalker.
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>>18634008
>without looking like a stalker.
> I usually see her from my kitchen window as i eat breakfast.
> I think she has noticed me looking because now she wears tights
You are a stalker. You are sitting in your house, mentally masturbating about a stranger, and you think anything she does is about you. Leave that woman alone.
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How do I mask my email response?
I like to responsd to CL ads, but my gmail always puts my real name on it. I have looked in gmail settings and cannot find it. Yes, I am a dumbass. Please help.
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>>18633984
Make a new gmail account for CL ads
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>>18633984
Just make another email you retard