>Never get to see current gf
>Only at school because her parents are strict as hell
>Look for other women
>Find greek girl
>We get to talking
>Ask her to the movies
>"Don't you have a gf?"
>Yeah but I'm gonna break up with her soon
>Wants to know her name
How fucked am I? She keeps saying she's just curious but I'm 100% sure she wants to know because she's gonna tell her.
>>18632616
Literally just make it up dude lmao how pathetic can you be haahahahahahaa. If she's planning on hunting down said person and texting them, have a female friend help you out by volunteering for that "fake name"
A few months ago I let me boyfriend talk me into a sexual act. While I had fun and would do it again, it's all he talks about. Whenever we start getting intimate he talks about when we're doing it again, when he texts me throughout the day, he talks about it, it's a constant in our relationship. I just can't take it anymore, I love him and won't leave him but I just want him to cool down with it. I have told him again and again I don't wanna talk about it, but then he gets upset. When we do talk about it I feel like I'm only encouraging him to talk about it more. How can I make him stop talking about it all the time!?
>>18632604
That's what you get for giving amazing head ya S L U T
Not enough info explain what sex act it was
Shit on his dick
Basically I found something on the dark web that let's you have a bank account with thousands of dollars that you can transfer to your own account.
You pay for it in bit coins and I've bought weed and twitter followers using the dark web, so it's pretty reliable. Apparently the accounts are hacked/phished.
What are the chances that it'll get back to me if something should get investigated in? I was thinking about saying my income is from writing content for others, YouTube, twitch etc. if I was ever asked.
High. Obviously.
It's a bank, it's not likely they're not going to know where the money is going. I suppose you could buy bitcoins, but then what would be the point of selling the account in the first place if you're going to end up at a net loss, and it was risk free?
That's just a waste of time and effort.
Being legit high functioning autistic and dating is so god damn hard. It doesn't help that I am attractive and fit. Anyone else who is autistic figure this stuff out? I never have any idea what the other person is thinking or what or when I should do or say something.
Also, I've had lots of practice so don't suggest that. I've been in a bunch of different relationships, I just want advice on how to make the start easier, or maybe everyone has this issue?
>>18632591
Same boat, I am like you and dated numerous people before I permanently removed myself from the dating pool. My advice is to avoid normal people when dating.
I pretend that the world is like GTA. This is my playground.
With all this, I feel like I can do nothing wrong. Do the same.
>>18632609
I painted my honda civic chrome, and T-boned her on her way to work, and now she's calling the police. What do?
how can i stop my shitty attitude, its hurting me and others around me
By being yourself.
Talk slower, think about what you say before you say it, stop dominating your friends for your own needs, get your needs met by someone outside your social network
Simple run down; I haven't always been a quiet person, it's only until recently that I have cut most contact with my mom, by simply talking to her when it's needed. Since then, she has began to mock me a lot more. I'm 19 and I can't really move out since I don't have enough money yet. Whenever I talk to her, she'll begin mocking me to my face, I have anger issues (not medicated) and she knows it.
How do I get my mom to stop mocking me? If confronting is the best way, then I will. She doesn't have it in me to kick me out, I know that for sure.
Talk to her, not aggressively if you can help it.
Become disappointed, not angry. When you know somebody is trying to goad you on, it's a lot easier. If she's really going to act like a child, then just cut her out of your life for good.
how to get rid of one of these? havee to meet my gf tomorrow
>>18632521
stop posting shitty troll threads and do something with your life
sage
>>18632521
Rub an orange peel against the affected area. It'll sting but it'll go away in minutes after rubbing it with orange citrus juice/peels.
You take one ghost pepper per hickey and crush them up and coat both the inside of your throat and the outside, works like a charm
I'm currently staying at a nicer respite in Puerto Rico. Any tips on how to get a maid to give me head?
*resort
>>18632520
Doubt it cuz if the maid complies she could loose her job that pays well in comparison to other maids who aint in a nice resort area.
Doesnt help to try but if you got game just go and have a nice convo, flirt, speqk fucking spanish to her and impress her.
Flash some decent cash if all else fails.
NB4: OP tempts her with $5.
>>18632520
don't
I'm taking a girl out for a night drive soon and have no idea what I'm doing. Any tips?
>>18632511
Stress drops could help
>>18632511
Good vibe music that is more instrumental than lyrical and find some back roads with trees
>>18632519
Recommend "shape of my heart" for instrumental but has lovey lyrics
I really miss hanging out with him but he has 'better' friends now. We used to joke around all the time and we had so many inside jokes. It's almost like he sees me as inferior. I try to reconnect with him but I think I'm better off giving up.
>>18632508
Maybe he sees how you're living and what you're thinking as inferior? Maybe try to get some advice and feedback from him, although he's probably already given it.
If he's really just being a snob (which is is hard to tell over 4chan), then maybe don't associate with people who are snobs?
Maybe you two are just more compatible with other people now. Nobody stays the same forever, you know?
>20 years old
>Nothing is fun anymore
>Can't stop thinking about just committing suicide as there's no escape from working, and even if there was, it's very isolating
>Can't make friends with anyone, and it's all labor, and relationships are harder than ever to make
>Ugly face is getting uglier and harsher as the years go by
It's hard to not just shoot myself.
I think I'll probably last until I'm 25 doing what I'm doing, and then I'm out of this world.
I completely understand how Randy Stair felt, but I'm never going to bring harm to other human-beings.
Just do it , no more suffering no more sadness just peace
>>18632506
Why don't you quit being selfish , start taking female homrmones and become a trap for someone off 4chan , make your life useful
>>18632506
Why do you think it is that you can't find enjoyment in anything?
I am asking is for your advice on how to use reddit/social media to bring justice to a murdered friend Anne Christine Johnson or any other way you can help.
Ann was murdered by the father of her child who admitted to the murder and her body was found at his home. This would seem like and open and closed case but since here murder, things have been really fishy and skewed and I believe he is going to get away with this. His father Barry Hardy owns and is the president of a very high profile who offers Consulation Services for Oil companies and I am afraid he is buying his way out. http://www.tdshou.com/about-us/our-leadership-team/our-leadership-team-2/
1st – During a custody trial that should have been an easy case, Barry hired the top attorney to prevent Annes family from seeing their son and won!
2nd – Barry has posted his son’s $1,000,000 bail and now the confessed murder has custody of their son for the next year or so while they await trial. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4792558/Man-confessed-killing-ex-wife-released-1m-bond.html
3rd – Barry has also hired Shaun a high profile attorney that has previously had success getting confessed murderers free. http://www.deguerin.com/
I am reaching out to as many people I can to see if they can help in anway make this a very Public Case so that this guy doesn’t get away with murder because of family ties to law enforcement, government, and lots of money.
Here are some other useful links about the case;
http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?33749-Anne-Christine-Johnson-(30)-was-murdered-by-her-ex-husband/page16&s=4107ce464bd557623458907ec90c8b30
https://www.google.com/search?q=anne+christine+johnson&rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS753US753&oq=anne+christine+johnson&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i60l3j0.7014j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
If oj da juice man can get off, this man probably will also.
maybe a p/sci/cologist can help me
is a constant fear of being called out for being incompetent (i.e. not do things properly and have to redo them or take a while to do them) the imposter syndrome?
another thing,
I am attracted to a really attractive woman, and a part of me tells me she likes me back, but I feel like she's too good for me
I still haven't approached her because of an embedded fear of rejection
thanks for the help and sorry for making this blog entry
I'm in a relationship, she's obsessed with me, we care about eachother and I practically have sex on demand - good sex. The downsides - she's unstable, easily jealous and gives me a hard time every few weeks.
I do care about her, but the single life is looking increasingly more attractive. I have the chance to mess around, sleep around and forge new connections. Probably one of the few times left in my life that I'll get to do this.
Do I go for the single life and enjoy myself, but risk not having good or regular sex and a loving partner - or do I stick with my partner, have an incredible sex life but put up with the shit and risk stunting my ability to forge relationships if we break up?
>>18632392
If you're serious about a long term relationship there shouldn't be any doubts, if you're under 24, I suggest breaking up and learning about yourself, meaningful friendships will give you that companionship you like,sex won't be the same without the connection, but you'll still bust your nut, Godspeed my son.
How do you "not give a shit what other people think about you" without becoming a nutcase who subverts social norms? If I followed this advice that Chads give I'd be picking my boogers and staring at girls' tits in public. There is clearly a need to "care what other people think about you" because otherwise you wouldn't be able to get a job. Where do you draw the line?
I just know that I'm better. Everything taken into consideration.
>jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it
>>18632391
>where do you draw the line
wherever you feel comfortable. like any advie its not meant to be taken to an extreme. 'love your self the way you are' doesn't mean indulging all of your worst habits, nor does 'not giving a fuck what other people think'.
the 'not giving a fuck' aspect goes to the general populace. your job in life is not to maximize popularity, and its especially not to be impressive or simply tolerated by strangers.
if what you do is something that is only upsetting to strangers, why bother? they're strangers, so do what you want, strangers can go fuck themselves. as for flicking your boogers, that isn't about not giving a fuck. not giving a fuck is about doing what you WANT, not scratching any baser itch. picking your boogers in public is not intrinsic to you, its not going to bring you any special set of joy, so there's no need to do that.
>>18632391
Not caring about what other people think comes from security with yourself. If you are comfortable with who you are and know yourself that you are 'better than that' sort of mentality.
Just dont be an ass about it. There ARE people who will just sit there in public being a creeper. You can be a normal person and not care. It's all about trying to perceive yourself through other peoples eyes.