Can I summon a demon to change my biological sex?
my genitalia, and secondary sex characteristics and skeleton
if so, what demon do I call upon?
>>19232037
A doctor.
So this is the walled area for 4chans schizoid population huh? Carry on.
>>19232037
Maybe talk to a physician about it and see a psychologist
Legally can I rape my loli tulpa?
She's really shy and keeps putting it off, but I have so much built up sexual frustration that I can't contain.
Pic Related: She's the one on the left
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>>19231806
Only if you film it
Who were these people? They have been reported throughout history by various people
This one is apparently a depiction made by early portuguese explorers in Africa
I've never been able to comprehend the majority of humanity and their behavior
Something is seriously wrong with the people of this planet
You don't adhere to ethics even though it's the most simple basic thing in the universe
You brutally disrespect each other as though you all believe you're better than each other. You are all IMMORAL(bad) but think you should be respected and cared about?
You are all actually more offensive/worse(inferior) than a bowl of shit and vomit but think you are of worth and should matter?
What, if anything, goes on in your minds?
How do you rationalize that you are of worth and then act so arrogant?
You are so putrid that according to your own language when you touch women the women are reclassified as Patric stupid whore pigs yet you believe you're more awesome when you finish using/molesting them for amusement...
Is humanity retarded? Is everyone mind controlled? Is there a parasite on earth that attacks your brains ?
Wtf is wrong with humanity?
How do you manage to convince yourselves you should exist at all when a piece of shit on the side walk could remain better than you without even doing anything
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=887_1498965580
Ego and reddit spacing.
>>19231520
The world doesn't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for many may not be right for some. You will have yours and I will have mine and together we will be fine. Because it takes different strokes to move the world.
how do we get to the real world?
>>19231433
Finally a valid question on x. Kudos op.
The key is knowing, that our senses only allow us to perceive one millionth of what inhabits the world around us.
>>19231488
>Finally a valid question on x.
Newfag detected, welcome to /x/. Obviously he's talking about us living in a simulation, for the umpteenth time on this board.
>>19231433
You lose the game.
Is DMT a biological AI? A chemical that makes
sense of animal connections, forming sentience?
>>19231166
Holy shit I though those were those yellow winged princess ants.
>>19231166
Make a lot of sense, bud
>>19231219
its a beautiful thing, i want to get a microscope to view my beautiful drugs before consuming them
>be me
>avid smoker
>lighter runs out of fluid
>use coil on stove to light paper
>use paper to light candle
>light cigarette with candle
>6 cigs after first
> gf comes in
>"you know every time you light a cigarette with a candle a sailor dies"
>call her stupid
>few weeks later
>find out that a few days previous a bunch sailors died mysteriously
>mfw I used magic to kill sailors
http://nypost.com/2017/06/24/uss-fitzgerald-tragedy-still-makes-no-sense/
Shameless self bump
Jesus...
>>19230970
You are a monster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwTLJ3ICahk
no big deal bud, we knew it would happen sooner or later
>What are they sayyyyying.
>>19230948
What were they saying? Quick rundown pls
What is consciousness /x/?
the ability to know shit, g
>>19230864
a meme
>>19230864
Something no one on /x/ will ever experience.
I've read a few things about "golf rumors". Starting to think it's bullshit. Can anyone tell me more about Robert Golf or the "Glass camera"?
There are rumors that your mom puts golf balls inside her ass.
>>19230887
It's not rumours if there's video evidence
Sick burn guys! High five?
I almost did it today. And by accident at that.
I was doing my usual meditation and I used the same actions as always to relax my body. But it was strange today. I felt my eyes sink into my skull and my entire body relaxed. Then,I started to vibrate. My body didn't move at all,but it was like a ball inside of me was vibrating while my body remained completely still. I only managed to get a couple inches above my body before I panicked and retreated because I hadn't planned on projecting.
It was an extremely odd feeling. It was delightful at the same time. Any other stories of astral projection?
What actions? In what position were you?
>>19230283
>In what position were you?
He's OP, it was probably the missionary position.
>>19230283
l-let's not get too s-sexual, anon-kun
i came here for the spooks not the secks
So everytime i go to sleep after heavy PC usage, even when the light is on, i fall into a state where my body is relaxed and im 75% awake. I feel like i am moving my Body parts, but on tape i can see i am not moving them at all.
1-2 Minutes after laying down i suddenly get an full blown errection, and i feel something touching "it". I give a command and it happens (im just not gonna go deeper into that, i belive you get what i mean) It just feels so real. I even came twice, yet i didnt REALLY come.
Is this the definition of a succubus? Or what the hell is happening?
I just had this experience again. Went back to the PC, errection went down without problem, now writing this thread.
I belive in god, and i pray from time to time, increased after this happend.
If there is no logical explanation of this feeling and - this is purely theory now - lets say this is a ""demon"" - could god theoretically be testing me to NOT do this?
Because i did it like 4 times now, and it feels extremly good, jacking off cant even compare.
>>19230175
>tfw my succi stoped visiting me
It's a succubus. Lucky son of a bitch.
>>19230198
Y thats great but basically if i do this shit more often, im going to hell, yes?
Alright
Whats the deal with the free masons?
Are they evil?
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye. shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh. findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
>>19229787
its a dues based ritualistic fraternal organization that does charity work and good for networking, free booze n bbqs... thats about it
Anyone who puts signs outside their doors and meeting times in the paper is probably not very evil, no.
get out of the 4th dimension.
HOW
HELP ME
>>19229770
No.
>>19229770
4th dimension is a long time past.
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Anonymous is Legion
There's no reason to expect us...we're all ready here.
God is real debate me
>>19229729
Maybe.
many people have seen this guy on their dreams. He gives them advice or something. I don't believe in a god or something, but why would those people all see this one person?
>>19229729
>many people have seen this guy on their dreams. He gives them advice or something. I don't believe in a god or something, but why would those people all see this one person?
Cuz god did ot checkmate atheist people