I killed those salors

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I killed those salors 2017-07-02 01:26:51 Post No.
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I killed those salors Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:26:51 Post No. [Report]

>be me
>avid smoker
>lighter runs out of fluid
>use coil on stove to light paper
>use paper to light candle
>light cigarette with candle
>6 cigs after first
> gf comes in
>"you know every time you light a cigarette with a candle a sailor dies"
>call her stupid
>few weeks later
>find out that a few days previous a bunch sailors died mysteriously
>mfw I used magic to kill sailors
http://nypost.com/2017/06/24/uss-fitzgerald-tragedy-still-makes-no-sense/

Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:29:13 Post No.19230982
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:29:13 Post No.19230982 [Report]

Shameless self bump

Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:31:43 Post No.19230991
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:31:43 Post No.19230991 [Report]

Jesus...

Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:32:20 Post No.19230998
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:32:20 Post No.19230998 [Report]

>>19230970
You are a monster.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:33:15 Post No.19231005
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Feels bad

Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:35:20 Post No.19231017
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 01:35:20 Post No.19231017 [Report]

>>19230998
This

Anonymous 2017-07-02 02:42:52 Post No.19231270
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 02:42:52 Post No.19231270 [Report]

The US Navy will be contacting you soon

The Fisherman's Wife (ID: !Fish.0Ho9k) 2017-07-02 02:45:49 Post No.19231281
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The Fisherman's Wife (ID: !Fish.0Ho9k) 2017-07-02 02:45:49 Post No.19231281 [Report]

>>19230970
cool

Anonymous 2017-07-02 03:02:17 Post No.19231347
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>>19231281

The Fisherman's Wife (ID: !Fish.0Ho9k) 2017-07-02 03:04:27 Post No.19231357
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The Fisherman's Wife (ID: !Fish.0Ho9k) 2017-07-02 03:04:27 Post No.19231357 [Report]

>>19231347
>a wizard hat and wand

that's pretty bad ass. now your making me want to stay a tripfag even more

Anonymous 2017-07-02 03:05:09 Post No.19231360
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 03:05:09 Post No.19231360 [Report]

>>19231281
leave faggot.

Also, boat fuel melts steel hull

Anonymous 2017-07-02 03:10:05 Post No.19231389
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 03:10:05 Post No.19231389 [Report]

>>19231357
That reasoning is pretty similar to the last panel.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 03:48:39 Post No.19231561
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 03:48:39 Post No.19231561 [Report]

>>19230970
Rest easy, that's not how it works. Sailors used to sell matches when they were't sailoring to supplement their income; using a candle meant you did't have to buy more matches for your cigs (IE you weren't feeding a sailor).

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:05:28 Post No.19231637
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:05:28 Post No.19231637 [Report]

>>19230982
>Shameless

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:52:01 Post No.19231824
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>>19231360
>boat fuel melts steel
Show me where you see a fucking boat

Anonymous 2017-07-02 07:28:46 Post No.19232410
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>>19230970
You mean each time I light a cigarette with a candle a US sailor will die, even though I'm living in Europe? Now that's a reason to start smoking. OTH, she only said "light a cigarette with a candle", not "smoke a cigarette lit with a candle". A single cigarette should suffice at least for five sailors...

Anonymous 2017-07-02 08:00:17 Post No.19232493
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>>19230970
You think that's bad, wait until you see what happens when you step on a sidewalk crack.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 09:09:55 Post No.19232642
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 09:09:55 Post No.19232642 [Report]

>>19230970
Is this the Same thing that happened with the Philadelphia experiments?

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