Theories as to how they could make such a shit handheld
They didn't have any real competition.
VITA flopped immediately and so we got 240p bullshit.
>>382287175
Everything else was even shittier.
>>382288391
Were MMOs ever good?
WoW and FFXI used to be legitimately great games. That was a long time ago.
>>382287037
MMOs are only ever as good as the community playing them, as none of them have truly engaging gameplay.
Most people are morons and most if not all online communities are filled with idiots.
Thus, MMOs have never been and will seemingly never be good.
>>382287037
No, It was the sense of community that tricked most people into thinking it was good.
>It will never be THAT time on /v/ when THAT game came out again
What was it, /v/?
>>382287024
/v/ has never and will never recover from Undertale being GOTY
Tortanic; Andromeda; anything BioWare.
I miss the shitposting
>>382287137
Give it a femur years.
>that one kid who did a school project on video games
>>382286923
That was me. I wrote an essay on women in games.
In elementary school I essentially wrote a soul calibur 2 fan fiction and turned it in to the teacher
>>382286923
>back in 2000
>do a presentation on a hobby you like
>fucking talked about Counter-Strike
God, I want to go back in time and slap me in the face. At least there was one faggot that did his on Warhammer 40k
What went wrong?
Absolutely nothing
I liked the different mansions approach. Felt more varied than the original.
The 3ds
>>382286667
>no varied portrait ghosts with their own little backstories
>that goddamn ice boss
All in all, it was pretty good and I liked that they remembered Luigi's Mansion existed but it felt like it could've been so much more.
So what are your guys thoughts on Hax's memory card mod?
>>382286530
Melee is an overrated game for faggots.
>>382286530
Melee is a fun game, but a shit game.
It is also a 16 year old game.
Most of the people who talk about it aren't any good at it nor do they play it.
My thoughts are you all need to fucking let go of melee.
How is watching the same 6 autists play for YEARS AND YEARS that much fun?
>b-but amsa will totally win this time I swear!
pick one and only one.
>>382286417
Both are great but MM especially the remaster because of that god tier fishing mini game
Majora's Mask,
You could play it again and again and again without even having to start a new game.
Originals, OoT
Remasters, MM
They already changed the art in both, so I feel like OoT should have made some of the more bold changes that MM did to make it feel more justified. Both are some of the most fun I've ever had, though. Replaying N64 Zelda on 3DS was great.
What is your favorite
a) Mario
b) Kirby
c) Sonic
d) Zelda
game?
>>382286256
>a) Mario
64
>b) Kirby
Triple Deluxe
>c) Sonic
Adventure 2
>d) Zelda
OOT
cats get hurt a lot
>>382286256
64
Super Star (ultra)
First one?
Majora's Mask
ITT: GAMES WITH BULLSHIT DIFFICULTY
That game was fucking relentless. Sucked as well because it wasn't anything like the actual card game or anime.
From Software games after the first Dark Souls.
>unnaturally delayed animations out the ass
>every other boss violently runs across the entire arena with every limb flailing, sometimes spammed
>basically every boss being a health sponge
>gank squads
Honestly, From went to shit. It's a shame all their great designs were squandered on that schlock.
Every god damn Japanese game with eng.
>Pokemon emerald battle frontier
>your scizzor against his snorlax
>you have six stages of attack buffs and the next silver wind you do will mop the flour with it
|his quick claw triggers
>uses frustration
>critical hit
>you dead sucker
Or
>yugioh games
>the opponent has drawn every card he needs to combo in his first two draws while also drawing every card he needs to counter you
>you have't drawn jackshit
lets make a boss that:
>starts off by attacking the moment you gain control
>has a FUCKLOAD of health for how eatly in the game it is
>is a mandatory fight
>can heal itself
>can leap all around the arena
>can fire arena-long attacks
>can half your health in an instant
>and then for its second phase it attacks twice as fast
>it heals much faster and for much more
>and has even better mobility than before
HOW DID SQUARE SHIT OUT SUCH A FUCKING TERRIBLE GAME?
HOW DID I PUT UP WITH THIS AS A CHILD?
Just stunlock clayton in a corner of the room lmao
>>382285907
Not as hard as taking on cerberus before clayton
>>382286395
>get clayton in a corner away from the invincible god beast
>he bounces away, stands up, heals half his health worth of damage, puts me in crit
>Invincible god beast attacks me from accros the room before the heal lands on me
>cant give donald or goofy potions because any small scrape on them counts as a fucking emergency
whats the general consensus on this game? what the fuck is that ending?
Great music. Great artstyle. Gameplay is just Jolting around waiting for timestop to restart. Story is alright. 8/10.
>game has 2 bosses kill themselves offscreen because it ran out of development time
Shit was great on all fronts aside from replayability.
The static nature of the maps and story and lack of random elements made the prospect of sacrificing abilities and making the game harder in order to earn more rewards boring, just like Bastion's idols.
Other than that, the combos in turn() or whatever were super fun.
How the fucking fuck are you even supposed to pass this level? I've been trying to pass the rocks but they keep hitting me. Tips?
>>382285397
buenos dias anon
>>382285397
Non meme answer: Wall jump near the door.
Meme answer:BUT FIRST...
>>382285397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
Here's a walkthrough
>he uses a 3rd party voice chat app instead of in-game chat
You're the reason online multiplayer died. I don't give a fuck if you're talking to your friends. You need to know what the fuck is going on in our game.
I agree, but I don't talk to people in video games.
>>382285356
>he plays """"competitive""" games
>>382285356
>In game voice chat doesn't support push to talk
http://www.gamesradar.com/we-quit-our-jobs-remortgaged-our-houses-how-relentless-passion-made-cuphead-a-reality/
Looks like it'll be fun but nothing spectacular beyond the art most likely.
>>382284909
With that I'm hoping even harder Cuphead fails and those cucks end up dying and homeless.
>>382285001
It's been awhile since a proper run n gun, the most recent I can think of would be Alien Hominid
As someone who played Minecraft when it first entered beta, is it worth playing now? The emptiness of the eShop is making it look more and more appealing.
I don't really know anything about it outside of the old creative mode. Autism aside, is it a good game?
>>382284827
No, not at all. I stopped after the adventure update. Thought it was cool at first, but it turned out to be annoying.
>>382284827
It's okay, but not something I'd pay $25 or however the fuck much it is now.
Could someone also explain the main "Steve" character's face to me?
Is the small line in the center of his face his nose or mouth? On the person beside him it seems to be a mouth, but on Steve it could go either way.
If it is a mouth than that would make the brown "U" shape some sort of goatee? The whole thing is throwing me off especially with the discoloration under the "nose"