Theories as to how they could make such a shit handheld

They didn't have any real competition.
VITA flopped immediately and so we got 240p bullshit.

>>382287175
Everything else was even shittier.

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>>382288391

>>382288391
>Forces you to use a shitty microSD unless you want to mod your system, which, considering the target demographic of children and on-the-go gamers, is something very few people are going to want to do

>Promised system exclusives which boiled down to a single port of a Wii game

>Graphics that make the PSP look like a NASA Supercomputer

>Paint chipping that would make a speedboat blush

>way too big to fit inconspicuously and comfortably into your pocket

>shitty 2009-laptop nub for a secondary control stick

>encourages people to buy amiibos

>3D not improved in the slightest (but let's face it, who really gives a shit)

>Buttons that wear out months after initial purchase

The list goes on and on with this steamer.

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>>382289182
And yet, since it had Mario, Pokémon, and Monster Hunter, all was forgiven.

>>382289474
Nintendo holding my favorite series hostage isn't exactly me forgiving them.
Now that Monster Hunter is going to be on PC I'm finally free.

>>382289676

>finally broke down and bought a 3ds xl so i could play monster hunter
>they immediately announce world

i wonder how much i can sell this thing for

>>382289182
>Reddit spacing
lmbo

>>382289812
>Caring

lmbo

>>382289676
>>382289804
>Monster Hunter Zero Dawn

>>382289894
Nice meme. Did you actually watch the full gameplay footage? Literally just classic Monster Hunter with updated systems and prettier graphics due to the fact that they aren't developing for the weakest hardware on the market anymore.

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>>382290004
>Classic Monster Hunter
>Ledges and climbing EVERYWHERE

stop replying to urself

I bought only for Pokemon but it's awful specs. No one gives a fuck about 3D. It was gimmick that stop being popular

Dual-Core ARM11 MPCore, single-core ARM9

This shit was used in 2002 flop phones. A 2011 system using 2002 technology it's crazy bad

>>382287175
They fell for the 3D meme instead of just making a more powerful system. I'm not a MUH GRAFIX faggot but 240p is not acceptable.

>>382289812
No sir, I'm just a man who cares about presentation.

>>382287175
>>382287175
>vita shill
can anyone but op tell me if buying this is worth it for the 3ds pokemon games? i enjoyed gen 4 but i would say gen 3 is my favorite

>>382291929
Well I'm OP and I'm gonna tell you anyway: skip X and Y, play ORAS and SM, which are actually good. Don't buy Niptendo Jew 3DS XL, just buy classic for like $50. Asshole.

>>382291929
If you love ruby and sapphire the remakes Omega ruby and alpha sapphire are pretty good. Don't buy sun and moon or x and y. Wait for ultra sun and moon. If you want to play generation game

>>382292175
>>382292401
whats bad about x and y in you's opinion?

>>382292541
First 5 generations were sprites and the first 3D game they didn't know what the fuck they doing. Pacing and story all over the place.

Gen 5 is fun too. That you skipped

>>382292541
Way too easy IMHO. Beat it in like a day. No post-game to speak of either. Campaign is at best mediocre.

>>382292720
Gen 5 is a mastuhpiece

>>382291929
The 3DS Pokemon games are all trash, saying this as someone whose favorites are Emerald and Platinum.

They only have to sell one game on it. Pokemon. And then the profits are fucking infinite. So not much effort has to be put into it.

>>382293434
>favorite game is Platinum

Get the fuck out

>>382293434
Well thats not something i wanted to here. I was gonna buy a 3ds for alpha saphire, but buying a console for 1 game is stupid let alone a remake

>have to hack the n3ds to force it to make use of the better hardware on older games
>this wasn't a standard feature for the system

I'll never understand this. At least the system would have had more worth considering the complete lack of n3ds tailored games. I mean fuck it fixes problems in some games. Like DQ7's menu lag.

>>382293884
You shouldn't even buy 3ds at this stage. If your trying to get back into Pokemon just wait until switch Pokemon HD console.

Just listen to alpha sapphire soundtrack which is amazing compared to the originals

https://youtu.be/3sXqypTqUKY

https://youtu.be/UhVrX6a2LNs

Zinna new character https://youtu.be/xqgnEXXD8EE

>>382287175
what does everyone want in the 4DS?

>>382294550
Onahole, so I can fap while playing Xenoblade 2 Portable

>>382287175
Think about this: You have an army of adoctrinated fanboys, willing to buy anything, literally anything that you could produce. What would you do? They made the cheapest possible system and it was a success.
Every Nintendo fanboy and japanese kid has a 3DS.

>>382294550
No 3D, one screen, get rid of the Amiibo gimmick and the cameras, a 720p-1080p screen and for the love of god please don't release a beta version like they always do.

>>382289858
>>382291603
I'm so glad people are finally standing against this shitty falseflag. I've been doing it for years without issue until about 6 months ago when this shit started

>>382295037
So, you want a Switch?

>>382296539
does switch have a 15 hour battery life?

>>382289182
This is some quality bait, I'm getting a little excited.

>>382289182
so why did it not fail?

>>382289676
>>382289804
>world
>worth anything

>>382295037
That's a switch.

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>>382293056
It truly is.

>>382287175
It is a very good handheld, the best in the market right now actually, it is even getting new games as we speak.

>>382287175
I love my 3DS and it's the most /comfy/ handheld ever made. You ought to reevaluate and fix your shit life OP. Don't take it out on Nintendo's products.