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>>82821480
>>82830119
This shit is literally fanfiction. What the fuck were Fox thinking? I can't believe so many people think Alien 3 is as bad. Alien 3 is a 10/10 masterpiece compared to this shit.
Agreed anon.
Joss Whedon is a hack.
it was actually incredible and your trash opinion is as pathetic as your life, kys faggot
You know you're good at your craft when you cause an entire website to go into meltdown.
>>82828350
you're not wrong but that's hardly high praise
>>82828350
what is wrong w/ his face?
>>82828421
it's the one thing he can do by himself, for everything else he needs writers.
>best action film of the year
>get overlooked because of "western" capeshit and a talking raccoon with a baby tree
We don't deserve kino.
>>82827395
Don't worry OP, I saw it in the cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E
But this came before GotG.
I'm still pretty sure that most of you faggots didn't go to see this and are still waiting for a camrip or whatever
>>82827395
>rave reviews
>grossed $170 million on a $40 million budget
How was it "ignored"?
>no Young Pope thread
disgusting
>>82827121
Is the fact that TYP doesn't constantly have threads on /tv/ the clearest indicator as to how pleb this board is? Besides all the capeshitposting, obviously
>>82827162
Elitism has been dead for quite some time here.
Sorrentino is a hack and everything he does is pretentious shit
What is the worst /tv/ fanbase?
The tv-show fanbases. Dr. Who, Sopranos, Harry Potter, Redwood, Game of Thrones, all those series things are the worst.
RedLetterMedia.
>>82827047
The David Lynch fans, is like star wars fans meet nicky minaj fans or something
Can someone explain this scene to normal functioning people? Do I have to watch all the episodes to understand or what.
>>82826924
Yeah cause star wars is such underground nerd stuff xd.
They're both space wizards with laser swords what's to get its for children.
Also I try not to start with part 7 of a movie franchise
>>82826924
they dislike each other
so they pick up their laserswords and bang them together for a bit.
then girl suddenley gets strong pushes him over then the earth breaks apart and so they can't fight anymore.
and they all lived happily ever after. the end...
>>82826999
One's a wizard the other's a self insert by the production; Rey's a mary sue, an irreparably broken one.
http://www.festival-cannes.com/en/festival/films/happy-end-1
"All around us, the world, and we, in its midst, blind". A snapshot from the life of a bourgeois European family.
here it is
>>82826695
stop it already and watch at least one movie
>Happy End is an upcoming film by Michael Haneke. It has been selected to compete for the Palme d'Or at the 2017 Cannes Film Festival.[2] A drama about a family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.
>constantly makes films critiquing the comfort of western bourgeoisie, encourages white guilt while idealizing other ethnicities; His estimated net worth is around 25 million USD / does he welcome the migrants in his luxurious neighborhood? (complete hypocrisy & lack of self-awareness)
>There is a small dish in front of him containing several carefully sliced chunks of fresh pineapple. He spears one with a cocktail stick and pops it in his mouth. "Of course," Haneke says, eyes twinkling as he chews. "I'm a very bad person. There is just as much evil in all of us as there is good. We're all continuously guilty, even if we're not doing it intentionally to be evil. Here we are sitting in luxury hotels, living it up on the the backs of others in the third world. We all have a guilty conscience, but we do very little about it."
>His mother Beatrix von Degenschild was an actress and a daughter of the local aristocracy. His father walked out before Haneke was 3. Beatrix married again to Alexander Steinbrecher, an Austrian Jew composer (also became the stepfather of Christoph Waltz after Beatrix's death).
Happy End's cast
>Haneke's "muse" for their 4th collab: Isabelle Huppert (Her father was Jewish[2], married to Lebanese Jewish film producer Ronald Chammah) Won best actress at Cannes in 2001 for Piano Teacher with Haneke, then was president of jury in 2009, gave the palme d'or to Haneke for White Ribbon (incestuous conflict of interest/favoritism), champagne socialist and militant against French Front National
(for further ref., Haneke's other "muse" Juliette Binoche has a similar profile: parents were actors/directors, grandparents were in Auschwitz, champagne socialist, pro-immigration, anti FN, close links with Zionist organizations, etc)
>Trintignant (nepotism, wealthy industrialist family, ties to the Kennedy clan, first entry in Cannes was with Jew Claude Lelouch for A Man and a Woman, his daughter (actress/nepotism as well) married a Jewish filmmaker, etc.)
>Kassovitz (his father is a Hungarian Jew[2]), director of propaganda pro-racemixing films like Métisse (Halfbreed) or dishonest race-baiting like La Haine
>Loubna Abidar, Moroccan actress banned in Morocco for "contempt for moral values" (previous film, Much Loved, was pro-LGBT, pro-adultery and anti-religion), the film was screened and praised in Cannes (director Nabil Ayouch: Tunisian Jewish mother)
Pas très catholique tout ça
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRf263nVNCM
This is the only movie I'm hyped to see this year. This might be the first Kino Trilogy since LotR. Awful song in the trailer and I felt the end of the trailer gave a bit away in terms of the set pieces.
>>82826100
Same here. Hopefully it's as good if not better than Dawn.
>>82826100
Looks great overall, CG is incredible though
Not sure about the music choice myself, kind of felt off tone but whatever
>>82826100
>Awful song in the trailer and I felt the end of the trailer gave a bit away in terms of the set pieces.
I guess I'm not watching it. Started the trailer yesterday, but that was a teaser for the teaser trailer
Is this a realistic depiction of hell?
>>82825992
>it's a los Angeles freeway. That's the joke.
>>82825992
The only "real" description of Hell is in the bible, which just calls it a lake of fire. Not that it exists, of course, m'anon
>>82825992
the best depiciton of hell on earth in cinema is in This is the End. I am not meming.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>82825861
And DC fans will still claim they're not reddit. Even after they made virtual prayer circles in their subreddits, even after Reddit Squad... and even with this now.
>>82825861
>this is the best thread starter /tv/ can come up with these days
God damn it, this can't be what Snyder wills!
Fuck Warner.
ITT: Villains who did nothing wrong
He probably should've done a better job vetting his men.
You know you would've ordered that code red too.
>The grungy re-imagining of the medieval tale was initially earmarked as the beginning of another one of those crushingly inevitable "shared universe" franchises, with multiple spin-offs introducing other major characters like Lancelot and Merlin, who would then eventually come together for their own Avengers-style Camelot movie. Warner Bros had also spent over a decade attempting to bring a new iteration of the story to the big screen.
>>82825143
Why is Warner Bros so incompetent?
>>82825143
lmao
>>82825143
How many indignities can one man face?
>Married Madonna 10 years passed her prime
>Made a terrible vanity project for her that totally fucked up his upward mobility
>High-profile divorce which likely cost him millions of dollars
>Has to make one-note B movies for the better part of the 2000s to compensate
Somehow got lucky with RDJ fever thanks to Sherlock Holmes, would have flopped without him
>Now this
>Hey guys, Bill Burr here with the Monday morning podc-NIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>NO NIA NOT AGAIN PLEASE I CLEANED THE WHOLE HOUSE PLEASE NIA
>N I A A A
>NOOOOOOOOO
>IM SHITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM FROM NOW ON
>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT *THAT*, "MR.MAN"?
>NOW CLEAN THEM STEAMY TURDS
>NOT WITH YOUR HANDS YOU WHITE DEVIL
>WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>DO IT
>>82824571
Burr is literally the equivalent of a closeted fag bigot lashing out at gays cause deep inside he knows he is one, only with Burr its about being a pussy.
He created this whole "tough guy" persona because he knew deep inside what a huge pussy he is and he was ashamed of it. Now it shows. I hope he doesnt end up killing himself.
Stop trying to force this shitty meme.
Bill is successful, funny, married and in love, has a kid and is doing great.
While your fat, virgin, bitter ass probably still lives in your mom's basement at 30 years old, having forgotten what sunlight feels like, 10 years ago.
KYS
> Justice League is apparently undergoing extensive reshoots, according to the Splash Report. All movies like this go through reshoots, but the problem that the report is presenting is that these aren’t the normal types of reshoots. These are reshoots similar to what happened to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story or Fantastic Four. Now, we should clarify that this is a rumor coming from the Splash Report but that they did break the Rogue One reshoots story which ended up being true. Still, they could be wrong, but considering the timeline it wouldn’t be surprising if it wasn’t wrong.
>"Speaking on a condition of anonymity, they said that in the 17 months between the start of principal photography and the final cut arriving in theaters in November that the film will have essentially been “remade…twice.”
>https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/05/16/rumor-justice-league-overhauled-reshoots-breaking-news-water-wet/
>Reshoots again
>Zack Snyder still in charge
WB wanted to do it secretly
Really makes me think..
get your fucking fake news outta here