>Hey guys, Bill Burr here with the Monday morning podc-NIA

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>IM SHITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM FROM NOW ON
>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT *THAT*, "MR.MAN"?
>NOW CLEAN THEM STEAMY TURDS
>NOT WITH YOUR HANDS YOU WHITE DEVIL
>WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>DO IT

>>82824571
Burr is literally the equivalent of a closeted fag bigot lashing out at gays cause deep inside he knows he is one, only with Burr its about being a pussy.

He created this whole "tough guy" persona because he knew deep inside what a huge pussy he is and he was ashamed of it. Now it shows. I hope he doesnt end up killing himself.

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Stop trying to force this shitty meme.

Bill is successful, funny, married and in love, has a kid and is doing great.

While your fat, virgin, bitter ass probably still lives in your mom's basement at 30 years old, having forgotten what sunlight feels like, 10 years ago.

KYS

>>82825225
i think your mongrel kid is crying, bill

>burr is an abused cuck
>Louis CK has gone full cuck as well
>opie is an unfunny boob and we'll be unemployed at the end of the year
>Ant is a tranny who seemingly does nothing but rant about black statistics on twitter
>Patrice is dead

Is there anyone connected to O&A who hasn't been completely and totally justed?

>>82825225
>Bill is successful, funny, married and in love, has a kid and is doing great.

For now.

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>>82824571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VdNNO5Xm3k
>28:10
>tfw he literally says she beats him

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>women...aahh..women are...theyre just crazy, y'know?
>you could do everything PERFECTLY and she'd still find a reason to BITCH at you y'know?
>oh its BRUTAL
>but aahh..but I think I FINALLY found the solution to this aahh..problem
>I FOUND THE SOLUTION PEOPLE hahahah
>yeah so aaahh here's what you fellas out there..you..FELLAS hahah aaahh..young guys out there need to know right?
>just do everything she tells you to..just do it. EVERYTHING. TO PERFECTION.
>it's literally the ONLY way she doesnt have a foot to stand on when she COMES AT YA in that "ready to bitch the will to live outta ya" mood, y'know?
>I mean, yeah, alright, obviously she's gonna come up with SOMETHING to bitch about y'know fucking OBNVIOUSLY aaahh..
>but then you get to be all like "but honey, I did everything you asked for to perfection why are you upset?"
>AND THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU GOT'ER
>WHAT COULD SHE FUCKING SAY?
>WHAT. COULD. SHE. FUCKING. SAY.
>"I literally did everything you asked for, the way you asked for, in the timeframe you asked for, so what're ya gonna say? HUH?"
>FUCKING NOTHING "HONEY" YEAH hahahahah
>THATS what a REAL man does, thats how a REAL MAN OPERATES y'know YOU NEED TO STRATEGIZE hahah is tha even a word? anyway YOU NEED TO OUTSMART THE ENEMY hahahah Y' KNOW?
>aaahh what do I know, im just an idiot everybody, dont listen to me

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>>82825407
>For now.

>>82825407
You wish you fat fuck

>>82825225
hi bill!

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>Dude, there is an epidemic of gold digging whores in this country. And every night I put on the news, and I’m waiting for someone to address it. Every night, I never see it. You know? And every night I bring up gold digging whores and the whole crowd pulls back like I’m talking about Bigfoot. Right? Like I am saying the Moon is made out of cheese or something. We are talking about whores people. They’re everywhere. How many? How many more great man are going to get chopped in half before we do something? Why is it so quiet in here? Goddamnit I don’t get it. Why is it? Women is it because you think I’m calling you a whore? I’m not calling any of you here are a whore. Okay? So don’t pull back. That’s not fair. If you brought up wife beaters I wouldn’t pull back I get it. There are guys hitting women and it has to be stopped. We’ve got to understand that gold digging whores are wife beaters for men. Yeah they are. Except we don’t have that Rihanna lumped up photo in the end so it’s not obvious. It’s in the eyes, It’s in the lines in your face, it’s in my high-pitched voice on the answering machine. “I had to give up my dog, my drum kit, my pickup truck, my booze, my sports, my racist friends and my own bed." Right? That is the sound of a man being taken for everything he’s got.

>>82825872
>"well done you did what you were supposed to do"

Would be their response. Then, not five seconds later:

>"take me to dinner."

>>82825407
Oh it's ending alright, oh it's gonna be BRUTAL I tell ya.

Without exaggerating listening to the MMP puts me to sleep. I just tune in out of habit and the hope he's having a good one for a change.

>>82825297
>Ant is a tranny

...ok, sorry I clearly missed something. Explain please

>>82824731
this bitch kinda looks like the maid Arnold fucked.

>>82825872
Jesus Christ that's full on submission masquerading as spite

>>82826989
>he thought its real
are you retarded?

>>82826571
You need to be into sports. There are some great sports podcasts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZSsi-8IhO0

>>82826418
Brutal

>listen to latest podcast
>Mentions both white guilt and cultural appropriation in separate topics

It's slowly happening and anyone in denial about it is delusional

was getting cucked a part of his plan?

>>82827361
>he doesn't know it's real
listen to the podcast anon

>>82827808
I do, its still bullshit.

GUT

>>82825225
Oh it's brutal!

ZIP

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>Burrposting has replaced cuckposting

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>>82824571

It a burr fruitlessly begs nia not to kill the doggie episode

>>82828753
Louis CK did nothing wrong.

BREAK THE SPINE OF THE CANINE BILL

>>82827588
>oh no, my culturally isolated white friend is being introduced to new ideas when he steps out of his safe space

>>82827588
Yeah that was great

Especially when he was talking about the tv show bait car, and the reason they dont put bait cars in white neighborhoods

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>>82828882
*leans in*
It's nigger bullshit.

>>82824988
tldr. Bill is a cuck

>>82828804
you didn't watch his last comedy show..

>>82824571
I know for a fact Bill occasionally browses here so this must really suck for him reading these. He can't even complain about it or he'll look like a total sperg

>>82828950
What did he say?

>>82828804
he stopped being funny and started taking himself too seriously

>>82829065
He believes white kids steal cars as much as blacks and mexicans but they dont put bait cars in rich white neighborhoods because there it would be considered entrapment.

>>82829156
The police are of course known for their reluctance to prosecute

>>82828549
THAT

>>82829485
MUTT

>>82824988
>I hope he doesnt end up killing himself

a) he's a comedian, of course he's gonna kill himself

b) wishing that somebody DOESN'T kill himself? Reddit.

>tfw bill burr watches one punch man

>>82824988
That's the funny thing. He was the pussy amongs his brothers and he wanted to work in showbiz.. He's completely the opposite of a "tough guy".

He and Anthony Cumia were ironically enough both made fun of by their dads as a kid for playing with dolls. Burr even cried about it on stage.

Well, Burr's dad gave him a doll for Christmas and called him a pussy or something, whatever.. Point is, he's constantly projecting

>>82825225
https://youtu.be/pc0mxOXbWIU?t=1m4s

>>82825225
Relax Bill. We wouldn't be able to effectively Burrpost if we didn't like you to some extent.

>>82830014
>He and Anthony Cumia were ironically enough both made fun of by their dads as a kid for playing with dolls. Burr even cried about it on stage.
>Well, Burr's dad gave him a doll for Christmas and called him a pussy or something, whatever..
seriously?

>>82825297
Ironically, the most forgettable, mediocre one of the gang (James "lol girls with dicks xD" Norton) managed to go by unnoticed, never really amounting to anything -ofcourse- , yet still outperforming his limited potential.

Good for him. I hope he doesn't die of aids too soon.

>>82829156

https://youtu.be/HFxHFVgucMo?t=480

>>82830207
https://youtu.be/S8Ho1WWDECM

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>>82830361

>>82829156
what a retard, Irish confirmed non-HUUUUUWHITE

>tfw stopped listening because bill's kinda dumb.

>>82830361
Holy shit

>It's a Nia secretly pinches the baby when she carries her near Bill so that the kid grows up to hate Bill and all white men episode

>>82826418
:(

>>82831421
>its a nia constantly whispers "fuck drumph and fuck white people" to the baby while it sleeps episode

>that moment when you wake up and you see Nia doing a powerstance above your mongrel's child's blood-covered bed sheets
>his mutilated corpse dangling around her fingers, fresh blood dripping from the big brick she's holding
>"It slowed me down Bill. It slowed US down."
>".."
>"You couldn't waste your energy on it, Bill!"
>"But h-honey, you were the one who wan-"
>"You need energy to take care of ME Bill. Not some kids, ME. You KNOW I'm busy with my blog and planning out that podcast I maybe want to do some day!"
>"I-I understand honey..but I-I"
>"Eat it Bill, we need to preserve the energy for you"
>"m-maybe..we shouldn.."
>"EAT IT BILL!"

>>82832205
kek

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>>82831421

>>82824571
poor bill

>>82832205
The baby is a she.

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>>82830361
is Bill me?

is Bill all of us?

>>82826647
>>82825297
this

sadly bill chose an abusive, man faced woman as a result of being abused as a child by his father

>>82830361
women become sluts when they have daddy issues

men miscegenate or marry those sluts when they have daddy issues

holy fucking shit, Bill, you need to be in therapy, ASAP

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>>82826418

>>82829022
I doubt he can even understand the website layout to be honest.

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>>82830361
what

>>82830361
Now I know why I became a comedy filmmaker.

>>82824571
Who makes these threads obsessively? His ex boyfriend? Get a life homo.

>>82827588
yeah i noticed more and more he keeps taking shots at white people but in the DUDE RACISM type way not the self deprecating bants type way

>listening to monday morning podcast
>bill talks about racing
>nia comes in and says "it's sooo boring when you talk about racing" and drops something that seems like a bit she practiced

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>>82838238
>marrying or even dating a girl who doesn't like Formula 1

JUST

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>>82835895
So if women with daddy issues become sluts, men with daddy issues become fake tough guys who try too hard to hide their inner pussyhood and men with mommy issued becomes r9k/serial killers, what do women with mommy issues become?

>>82829156
Sure Bill, sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTPK6tKEmRg

>>82839656
Normal, healthy, fully functioning adults.

>>82828780
I don't understand the "kill the dog" meme

>>82839656
sluts

>>82839656
They ironically take on the traits of their mother they insist they can't stand the most.
controlling bitchy mom, chick turns in to a controlling bitchy mom,
mom is an indifferent quiet depressed type, chick becomes day time wine drinker stay at home mom who fucks the pool boy and blames it on her husband not getting enough attention

>>82839962
>Bill was away on tour
>Nia skyped him and told him she had gotten a dog from the pound
>turns out it was a pitbull
>Bill told her to get rid of it
>Nia said no and forced Bill to take care of it
>Bill was the one who always took the dog out on walks and stuff
>Bill grew to love the dog even though the dog was obviously a fucking psycho
>Suddenly Nia gets pregnant with a baby daughter
>Tells Bill to get rid of the dog (or in other words GUT THE MUTT)
>Bill takes it to a special happy farm that has a hammock made of dreams and he totally goes there to visit the dog every now and then

>it's a /tv9k/ episode
I hate these

>>82830361
You guys are just know seeing this? Pretty much couldn't take anything he was saying at face values anymore after watching this. Like someone said it really explains a lot though about him.

I still don't get it, what's the deal with Bill Burr?

>>82839656
bitches
typically bitches who hate women, which may or may not include themselves

>>82840649
Never seen that clip before. Sure, I've heard him talk about on talk shows and his stand up specials about how his dad always yelled at his mom etc. but he framed it like he actually liked his antics and that they had a loving relationship and so on. Like I always thought that "F is For Family" was some sort of tribute to his dad.

>>82841092
He's not the only script writer.

>>82828882
His wife is the quintessential sheboon, you tard

>>82835895
>that feel when you're a guy with daddy issues that miscegenates

spooky
but how are they related?

>>82841126
Yeah but he created that show.

>>82840550
He gave the dog to some close friends you fucking retard

>>82841757
Of course he did :)

>>82835895
I thought guys with daddy issues became gay bottoms and sissies?

>>82842486
only if they get molested

>>82842486
Actually most masculine men I know have daddy issues. Conflict with your father instills toughness and the ability to challenge authority.

Gay bottoms and sissies come from dudes whose dads weren't around enough or who pampered them.

>>82842687
if that were true, most black guys would be sissies

>>82843042
>blacks
>fathers
absent father = overcompensating or mommas boy

>>82843042
It's different for them because of the strong gang culture. You're not allowed to be a fag. I'm talking about white boys whose parents got divorced.

>>82824571
>I CLEANED THE WHOLE HOUSE

ffs

>>82842687
sissy here, that may make some sense
I try to be kind of tough these days but I don't give a fuck about masculinity, it's not even that it has no use to me (although it doesn't), it's that it has no meaning
still, I don't regret developing this way, and it probably would've happened anyway because my dad is, you guessed it, a sissy

>>82843042
>>82843152
Every thug nigger is at least half a fag tbqh

>>82825225

T. mR bURR

>>82824988
Burr may actually be gay and acquired a beard to move into Hollywood even deeper.

>>82824571
The funny thing is, he still calls Nia out on her bullshit constantly, but he even so, she is getting what she wants.

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>>82830361
This is easily the funniest Burr bit I've seen.

>>82831421
>>82832010
kak

Bill Burr is living proof that the Irish are niggers.
Always have been.
Always will be.

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>>82825225

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>>82830361

Oh dear God almighty.

My dad is a great man who did everything in his power for us to succeed and I'm sitting here sobbing like I can relate. Fuck this man

>>82830849
I know that feel.

>>82825872
>no LAYDEEES
7/10 ok effort

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>>82825297
Welcome to the Age of Norm.

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Imagine spending your nights massaging Nia's feet and big belly. Bill Burr is a pervert.

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>>82846661
>it's a Truman works graveyard shift 40 hours a week and spends the day watching norm appearances on conan and craig ferguson clips instead of sleeping episode

>>82846682
holy fuck she's a godess

>>82830361
bill is /ourguy/ fuck nia the ogress she is going to destroy his tender soul.

>>82846972
who is that cutie

>>82846661
That guy hasn't fucked in over 10 years, what a fucking loser.

>>82846972
Oh shit.

>>82847424
Truly /ourguy/.

>>82824571
Nia is really pretty however

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>>82825872

>>82846972
sauce right now faggot

>>82839656
>tfw orphan so you probably have both

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>>82847411
>>82847660
The acne on her forehead indicates that we are in dangerous territory here.

>>82824988
>I hope he doesnt end up killing himself.
spotted the pussy

>>82839656
>women with mommy issues become?
nagging absolutely high standards annoying bitches

>>82847724
what do you mean by that

>>82840550
>>Bill takes it to a special happy farm that has a hammock made of dreams and he totally goes there to visit the dog every now and then

see the dog got the happy ending

right? ;_;

>>82847934
If by happy ending you mean Smith & Wesson to the skull, then yes.

>>82847248
the absolute fallout from the nia bill divorce would be glorious. i'm guessing golden age bill once again after that then suicde

oh its gonna be BRUTAL

>>82847411
>>82847660
That's my gf you freaks

>>82825608
>Nia deflecting Burr's accusations by saying, "It was a different time! I was a different person! I've changed! I've totally learned to control myself now!"

Fuck off, Nia, you bald faced liar. tl;dr for this post at the bottom.

You know, people talk about how women can't abuse men because they're physically weaker, etc, but I've heard a few stories to the contrary. Physical abuse doesn't always involve brute strength. Sometimes women can grab objects and throw them at you (which Burr has talked about in some of his specials, and I'm sure those were true events). They can use said objects to beat you over the head and give you a concussion, or some other kind of brain damage. Hell, if they hit the right spot with the object, they could probably put you in a coma or kill you. And that's just blunt objects. They can use knives, scissors, etc to do some fucked up shit. Hell, they don't even have to touch you. There was a testimony from a guy who had open heart surgery to help with an illness. His wife drove him home (with their very young son next to him in the back seat), tossed him around by swerving the car violently, yelled at him and said she was leaving him and taking the kid with her.

Besides physical abuse, they can tear you down verbally. Emasculate you, gaslight you, and make you feel like an all around piece of shit. It can start slowly, subtly, and then ramp up over time until eventually a man won't tell anyone because he's been so demoralized and torn down that he feels that no one would believe him. On top of that, when police get a call for a domestic dispute, they usually assume it's the guy, even if the guy was the one that called to report and he has evidence (bruises, cuts, etc) that supports him. They probably assume he did it to himself to incriminate his girlfriend/wife.

tl;dr
Women can be just as brutal and manipulative as men, just in different ways.

>>82824571
After his last few podcast I'm almost convinced that he browses here and is just fucking with us.

>>82825225
Stop trying to force this shitty meme.

Bill is successful
>currently
funny
>to some of us
married
>we'll see
and in love
>at the moment
has a kid
>mulatto
and is doing great.
>hur dur i love celebrity's..

loser

Didn't Nia act really shitty to a waitress at one point for no reason?

>>82848675
You're not allowed to say this. Women are persecuted, remember?
Anyway yeah women can be the devil, and it's a pain in the ass for most of us when we realize that the image we were sold of strong, intelligent, rational, grounded, equal women is mostly bs. Women are fucking mental when stressed, and they stress over dumb shit. Some of us realize it earlier than others. I remember being 8 sitting at the table having diner, my parents arguing, my mom screeching and pulling out a kitchen knife pointed at my dad's back, and him saying calmly "If this is what it's come to then fucking do it".

>>82841757
He also said the dog was the sweetest thing in the world, then later admitted it was actually a nigger just like all pitbulls.

>>82824571

Imagine how excellent the rants will be if he survives the divorce

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>>82840550
>Bill takes it to a special happy farm that has a hammock made of dreams and he totally goes there to visit the dog every now and then
You mean Belize?

>>82848970
Yeah, I think I heard it on one of the podcasts somewhat recently (in the past month or so?). Nia was trying to downplay it and act like she was embarrassed at how she behaved, but it was easy to tell that she was being a stuck up cunt to the waitress.

For me, when it comes to dealing with service or retail people, I'm courteous no matter what unless the server or employee is straight up rude to me first. I try to keep in mind that people in those parts of the workforce have to deal with shitty people all day and that the last thing they need is another asshole treating them like shit because of some minor mistake, misunderstanding, or whatever. Basically, I try to cut them some slack. Who knows, they might be grateful and provide me with better service if they see I'm cool.

I can't remember what happened specifically with Nia and that waitress, but I remember it was clear that Nia was in the wrong.

>Muslims are just regular FUCKIN people y'know?! what the FUCK ABOUT Christianity!? That religion is FUCKIN BRUTAL y'know?

>>82849095
>I remember being 8 sitting at the table having diner, my parents arguing, my mom screeching and pulling out a kitchen knife pointed at my dad's back, and him saying calmly "If this is what it's come to then fucking do it"
I'm sorry man. I hope you're OK now, though.

>Women are fucking mental when stressed, and they stress over dumb shit.
Too true.

>>82830361
Let's mail him a doll

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>>82826418

>>82846972
1. how is it legal to be this cute?
2. is this actually legal?

>>82841092
>>82830361
It's clearly a made-up story

>>82848675
not to support the cringey MRA fucks, but abuse on men does happen-- it may be because men let it, but boys in this culture are raised to not fight women, not ever, so a lot of men don't know what to do when a woman becomes violent

>>82828950
So I'm assuming his bait car point was that white kids stealing cars would be cultural appropriation?

Holy shit man this is brutal. I stopped listening a little over a year ago. His last special was shit, and Nia obviously has been running shit for a while.

>>82849646
>abuse on men does happen
Yup. In fact: >https://hellobeautiful.com/2911619/girlfriend-pours-boiling-water-boyfriend/
CFB player's gf goes psycho on him.

>http://alienjack.com/
Testimonial of the heart surgery guy I talked about in the post you quoted

I don't know if the statistics are out there to show how many men are abused (verbally or physically) by their significant others (or women in general) as opposed to women, but like you said, it happens, and it's awful. And having the social stigma on you for being a man ("stronger", "in control", "shake/walk it off", etc) makes it worse when you need to tell someone about it, especially the police.

>>82830335

he was JUST'd from the start so he's had a huge head start on recovery

>>82849857
Also, this is the full interview with the heart surgery dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtrS5t0mi8

>>82836339

hershey's pitch was the first thing i thought of

where does he talk about getting rid of his drums ?

>>82850385
They were listed on ebay

>>82850641
Sad

Fuck that nigger wife

>>82826647
i think he meant tranny fucker

>>82829380
I think the point is that white people can afford good lawyers, and trust lawyers to defend them

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>>82830361
Christ, that's fucking rough.

I always got along with my dad. Despite butting heads when I was younger and growing up, I never felt like he would embarrass me or like he didn't have my back at all times. To the point where I take it for granted, no wonder Bill's all fucked up.

Poor Billy Redface.

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>>82826418
She almost looks human in this picture

Do you guys think she's bald under that wig?

>>82850908
he's the one who married her
she must've played all his insecurities to get him to do it, like his daddy issues and shit
>>82851393
same, my old man was always there for me and i never had to distance myself from him or anything like that
can't imagine what kind of person would i be if i felt that way
>>82851554
what the fuck

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>>82851613
>He's the one who married her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i9RvBOSZ4

>Dude, you ever had like a buddy of yours and he's dating some fucking psycho, but he's in love with her, so you can't fucking say anything? And you're just sitting there waiting for the fuckin' lightning bolt to hit your friend in the head where he finally realises that he's dating a psycho cunt? Chuck Berry had that look on his face.

And so we, Billy.

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>Nia, what happened to the motorcycle races I had recorded on the DVR?

I wonder if he's gonna snap and get violent with her some day, one man can only take so much abuse

>>82851736
One of the many times Bill prophesized his own demise. Fucking spooky shit how much that resembles his situation.

>>82849646
Bare in mind that the woman can just accuse the man of abuse and get him arrested and put in a cell. Might be a reason some men don't defend themselves

>>82851772
>I wonder if he's gonna snap and get violent with her some day
I hope he doesn't, because then she'll win. She'll be able to get him on charges of abuse, have more pull/sympathy in the divorce (as if women didn't already have enough of that), and she'll take off with the kid (or maybe kids by that point).

I hope that he realizes sooner than later who he's settled down with and hightails it out of there as fast as he can so he can cut his losses. Then he might be able to make a better, more unrestrained special.

>>82851736
scary shit
you think the irony is lost to him?

>>82851554
>fake hair
>fake eyelashes

>>82851801
Well, at least Lennon didn't marry a literal negress. Not saying what he did was better, just less bad.

>>82845422
>two people
>one kid

this is fine

Why don't black men want black women?

>>82852464
They not man enough to handle a real queen

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>>82852464
Actually they're almost the only ones who kinda want negresses (or at least aren't that disgusted by them). It's a black male thing.

>>82852831
Why do black men prefer white women?

>>82853122
Because they're dumb but not dumb enough to not like literal goddesses

>>82843042

you have no idea how many negros are on the down low. It's why AIDS is so high in the black community. See Dr. Dre, Tupac, and tons of other "hardcore" rappers.

>>82845422

> Couple has a child or two

> Same as having 12 children

>>82851942
Exactly

>>82852464
Nobody wants black women

>>82853122
They're trading up biologically and in social standing, it makes sense

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>>82853875
White men seem to

>>82853930
>(((seem)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhJs-ZqMix4

>>82853930
(((you)))

>>82845422
Overpopulation is due to nigs and poo-in-loos having 8 kids each

>I was only pretending!

>>82853122
Because the West has dominated the fashion industry for years now. So the international standard for what a woman should look like has always been white.

More recently, it's started being shared with places like Japan and South Korea. Surprise, surprise, there are a whole heap of men who are into Asian women now.

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>>82854444
nice quads, checked

>>82839656

>what do women with mommy issues become?

Their mothers.

>>82826418
should have marriage a Asian not some egotistical whore
she will destroy him

>>82855170
>should have marriage a Asian not some egotistical whore
those aren't mutually exclusive anon Yoko Ono

>>82855184
true you got me there
but fuck man bill was my man now fuck nothing makes sense any more

>>82824988
I'm not gonna lie over the years a few stories he's told made me raise an eyebrow. I vaguely remember one where someone told him his hybrid was a pussy car or something and he said he just sat there, then described how the guy laughed at him. I was like what the fuck Bill you yell at drunks for a living, just call him a faggot and drive away.

found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-6-iLxIaU

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>>82847528
>Nia is really pretty however

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>>82830361
OMG a doll! A FUCKING DOLL!

Jesus, what a fucking pussy.

>>82855270
iS Bill gay?
This thing he married looks like a black dude.

>>82853930
A bitch that dark will not make a baby that light.

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>>82825608
lol holy kek, she did

>>82851554
haha schwarzkopf

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>>82855270

>>82825297
colin quinn

WAKE BILL UP
WAKE BILL UP INSIDE
HE CANT WAKE UP

>>82855080
>>82840262
THIS

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obligatory rage fuel

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>>82857840

I think Nia is hot. Fight me, low-t betas.

>>82857840
>>82857863
Fuckin stupid nigger bitch

>>82858011
Calm down, Bill

>>82858032
fuck off retard

>>82856138
It happens when you get colonized

>>82824988
What is he... A FAG?!

>>82856138
If you know anything about biracial kids you'd know they get darker when they grow up.

Men were not meant to liv with women. They were supposed to fuck, hav child and move on to the next one. And women did not decide their mates, they were claimed by men.

>>82859479
>Men were not meant to liv with women.

I think they obviously were, MGTOW

>>82848315
got any more

>>82859479
Wrong, but nice fantasy. Women have always been the gatekeepers of sex. The only problem is that modern women have zero compulsion to remain faithful, work at a relationship or marriage, and not to choke down dicks as fast as possible while they're young. Combine the two concepts together and add in the fact that men are completely fucked when it comes to relationship power in the western world (both by their own volition and by law) and you get a recipe for disaster in which divorce is subsidized by the state and propaganda abounds.

>>82852464
the easy answer is that the media glorifies white women to high hell
the real answer is probably more complicated

>>82828995
What triggered you about the last show?
It was pretty good.

Oh, it's brootal

>>82859842
Not true, if anything it's the opposite for PC points nowadays.
The truth is that black women like to pretend they're the street thugs that black men are idolized for being. Just imagine a whole demographic of Nicky Minaj wannabes, but not as attractive or classy. Yeah I wouldn't wanna stick my dick in that either, especially if her stanky purple puss is gonna give me something.

>>82859818

You say this like it's a bad thing. These chicks live for dick, young men should be taking full advantage of it.

>>82860101
That's not how it works. Women go for only the most desirable men. This didn't use to be so bad before phones and the internet - in each community the top would get with the top, pair off, and the leftover rejects would settle for each other. But now with tindr and social media it's nothing for even a slightly ugly girl to get with a decent looking guy who's already pulling pussy every other day of the week, leaving the ugly dudes with less to go on. So you've got maybe 5 - 15% of young guys fucking 90% of women in their age bracket. It's a buffet of dick out there, why would they settle for anything but the best?

>>82859968
>The truth

Mmhm yeah sure.

>>82853930
100 75 87

>>82860230
Is there actually evidence that the Pareto ratio is happening in this domain or is it conjecture that falls in line with what guys who aren't getting pussy believe?

>>82860230

Get good then, in terms of physical appearance and game. Girls don't care so much about looks as they do personality. Think about all the good looking guys who cant get any simply because they're socially awkward or cos they don't have game.

>>82860302

It's guys who want to get laid but aren't putting in the effort thinking that if life was the way it was during the 50's and before they would be entitled to a GF/wife automatically. You have to be able to adapt to modern dating standards, if promiscuity really bothers you that much go buy a girl from an eastern European village and live with her in the middle of nowhere in the countryside so she wont be exposed to men that would want to fuck her.

>>82860302
Actual, peer reviewed studies and such? Not that I can recall. I do remember seeing figures that women take more sexual partners in their 20s than men on average, but I can't be bothered to find it or fact check it. You don't have to believe me if you don't want.
>>82860352
I'm all set actually, thanks. I'm not complaining at all, I'm just saying what I see.

>>82860352
>everyone can get into top 10% if they just try hard enough

>>82825225
This is literally bill burr.

>>82824731

She had him kill his dog for doing way less than that.

>>82846661

Norm is unironically doing fantastic. Spot in a new sitcom, critically acclaimed bio, new Netflix special that is very funny.

Glad to see the good guys win one.

>>82860230
>Women go for only the most desirable men
you're confused on the nature of attraction. What the "average person" finds attractive in general and what one person happens to find attractive on any given day differ drastically.

>This didn't use to be so bad before phones and the internet - in each community the top would get with the top, pair off, and the leftover rejects would settle for each other.
There it is again, this "top" thing. Materialistic people will be more attracted to wealthy people. Shallow people will be more attracted to good looking people. People who value humour will be more attracted to funny people. To top this off, human attraction works on a case by case basis. You don't really know how attracted you are to someone until you meet them. There is a difference between being able to see that someone is attracted and being attracted to them.

>So you've got maybe 5 - 15% of young guys fucking 90% of women in their age bracket. It's a buffet of dick out there, why would they settle for anything but the best?
this is where you're flat out wrong. as men get older, their ability to acceptably date under their age bracket means that as men get older, the dating pool only grows. When you're in your 20s, women your age will be dating men in their 20s and 30s, and some will be even date men in their early 40s. men do this too, but WAY less than women do, obviously. This means that by the time a man is in his 30s or 40s, if he's still single he should be fucking drowning in available women.

If you're a man in your 30s and you can't get laid, you are probably just an awful person or aggressively desperate.

>>82860302
>>82860451


Female promiscuity only benefits the top 10% of men, and if you're posting on 4chan you're not the top 19%.

The best you're going to get are Alpha sloppy seconds or fat girls who you've convinced yourself are "thiccc" to disguise your failure in the mating game.

There is a reason why monogamy gave rise to what we know as modern civilization and society and not something like polygamy, which used to be the norm.

>>82861934

>If you're a man in your 30s and you can't get laid, you are probably just an awful person or aggressively desperate.

You're literally proving his point, the only way an average man is going to get laid is to wait until hes built up wealth and security, while earlier in his life he loses out to the top 15% alpha males who are fucking the majority of women in his age bracket.

>>82843042
First off m8

>blacks
>fathers

And second of all blacks have the highest rate of homosexuality of any race. I mean, it's not a huge difference, like 4% of american blacks are gay compare to 2-3% for the other races, but still.

>>82857840

>call her a "person of color": no problem
>call her a "colored person.": OH THE HUMANITY

It's the exact same fucking thing except the adjective has a preposition in it! Even the noun is exactly the same.

>>82862059
> wait until hes built up wealth and security
not what i'm saying at all. did you read my post? i'm saying that men's dating pool grows by default as they get older as it's much more societally acceptable to date an older man than it is to date an older woman.

>while earlier in his life he loses out to the top 15% alpha males who are fucking the majority of women in his age bracket.
80% of men have lost their virginity in the US by 19. Where is this fucking "10%" figure coming from or did someone literally pull it out of their arse to be able to blame someone other than himself for the fact that he's a virgin

>>82861986
>The best you're going to get are Alpha sloppy seconds
dude if the prerequisite for you to get laid is that you have to find a woman who is a virgin, you're eliminating about 99% of the dating pool. are you complaining about not being able to get laid when you dismiss 99% of women out of hand because of the fact that they've fucked other people? do you see the problem here?

>>82862259
this
its like complaining about getting laid and getting an STD

over 50% of women have them, fucking get with the odds

>>82862200
they call themselves "incels" short of involuntarily celibate (i wanna fuck but i cant because i'm a wretchedly ugly person inside and our

they come up with grand conspiracy theories as to why they can't fuck. "chads" and "stacies" and "betas" etc. crazy nonsense.

>>82849476
With a close-up picture of Nia and a note that says:
>Maybe you're dad was right.

>>82824988
>I hope he doesnt end up killing himself.
I agreed with everything you said up until this point. I hope he snaps and does a murder suicide.

>>82862392
Shut up, Bill. You sound lost and confused. Go get yelled at by your tarzan wife

>>82828950
>and the reason they don't put bait cars in white neighborhoods
Because white people won't take the bait.

>>82829022
>implying we have any respect left for him to lose.

>>82824571
Can't wait til he comes back as Kuby in Better Call Saul. I dont really care too much about his personal life desu.

>>82862059
I have no problems in theory with MGTOW. I think not wanting a wife/girlfriend is totally fine, but it's just that: not wanting to be in a relationship. This has been perfectly acceptable for decades.

This whole "hurr the Chads and the Stacies and only super attractive and/or rich guys can get girls" shit however is just plain embarrassing.

If you don't want a gf, that's fine. But it's not hard to get a girlfriend, you just
1) LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
2) ACT KIND TO PEOPLE AROUND YOU

>>82826418
This is too real, pull it back a bit.

>>82862699
literally this

>>82861885

What.

>>82849912
because of his totally legit not at all overblown """""""""""alcohol addiction""""""""""""?
a.k.a. he was young drunk and stupid once

>>82855249
>i swear to god i know i could have killed the guy

LOL
I'm with you, Bill.

>>82856450
kek

>>82862392
>they come up with grand conspiracy theories as to why they can't fuck. "chads" and "stacies" and "betas" etc. crazy nonsense.

Yeah, Tinder is a crazy nonsense conspiracy ;)

>>82856005
He's gay, but his dad never accepted it. That's why he is the way he is.
>you just have to push it down: I'm not sucking dick, I'm not sucking dick
He couldn't profess his love to Patrice so Nia was the next best thing

>>82851554
I'd fuck it...

>>82830361
Lmao. You guys will talk shit but I'm so glad I grew up without a father.

I would have been kicked out after I tried to fight any man trying to be an asshole to me. Of course if he was a good father I'd be better off. But I run my own business and I never had to deal with these type of run ins. I know guys with fathers who stayed with their mothers and they always have stories about fights or these embarrassing type of moments.

My father, like many others was shit tier. He left and I was better for it.

>>82851736

The whole point of Jon+Yoko was that he was over the wifebeating. He knew damn well the woman was getting on everybody's nerves, but that's the point. He'd transcended caring.

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>>82825225
Bill, pls

>>82856138

BLEACHED

>>82825297
Good little leftists get what they deserve.

>>82855270
>>82856005
>>82856453
That's not even her, you morons.

>>82864240
>I would have been kicked out after I tried to fight any man trying to be an asshole to me.
You didn't have to say you were raised by a single mother. We would have known after that line.

>>82824571
The sad thing is, he is too old for a divorce. Especially with the kid now. So he'll be an old bitter man with dead eyes forced to listen to a nagging bitch wife until he dies.

Which ONCE AGAIN he predicted in his stand up.
>"old guy face, stuck in chair with nagging wife"

How can a guy have such good foresight and yet decide to take ALL the wrong decisions??

Same with the marriage. After all his material about women and golddigger, he maries the biggest bitch ever and HAS A KID WITHOUT PRENUB.

It's like he looks down and sees a big hole with spikes at the bottom. Warns people around him of the hole and then proceeds to walk into it.

>>82857863
damn Bill,what have you done....

>>82865004
People can't see themselves clearly. That's why people here in the West can look at North Korean propaganda and laugh at it but at the same time they don't recognize the propaganda they are being fed by their own governments.

>>82864669
That wasn't the intention of that line at all. I'm saying I'd be worse off with a shit tier father even if he stayed because I wouldn't take crap like that.

Simple reading comprehension child.

Maybe we'll finally stop getting sports episodes on the podcast, with Nia deleting all his recordings.

>>82865442
I understood it perfectly. I'm telling you, I can tell you were raised by a single mother from that line. I bet you haven't gotten into a real fight in your life, let alone a good old assbeating.

I bet now you think "lol who cares, fighting is so barbaric and pointless in todays society" now. I know people like you. Always afraid of confronting something irl, have your head up your ass, yet still always crying about your """depression""". You never had that assbeating that takes you down a few notches and make you realize you're just a regular old guy that bleeds and hurts.

Granted, I am making a lot of assumptions about you, but I bet I'm mostly right. The picture always fits like a shoe.

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>>82825225

The literal face of everybody that replied to this post

>>82851736
>predicted his own future there
what is it with Bill and his "do what i say not what i do" approach?

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>>82865984
But you just did anon