Your party enters a strange town that many a rumor has been spread about. Most of these rumors speak of missing children, and some strange being dressed in bright garb. Your mission is to uncover the truth behind these mysteries, and maybe figure out what is wrong with this town. Can they do it /tg/?
>>53806574
Well they're all warriors of the White and well-versed in the demons of Mid-World so they areabsolutely going to be eaten because they aren't locals.
>>53806771
Don't worry Anon. We all float down here.
Probably.
Rogue should be able to eavesdrop and gather intel from local sources.
Barbarian isn't afraid of anything, so shapeshifting into "scary thing x" will only get its ass kicked.
Cleric might know enough to recognize what we're dealing with.(a demon or whatever IT is)
Wizard should be smart enough to call bullshit on his illusions/recognize its shapes and weaknesses.
Paladin smites the giant spider to death, then praises Pelor for giving him victory over this evil.
Killing Pennywise isn't really possible, cause it's an immortal thing from beyond the void of time and space, but my party would survive/tell people to gtfo before they get eaten.
>Valhalla + Hell = ?
>>53806526
Valhella
>>53806526
Hellhalla.
>>53806526
A happy Hel?
The setting reads half-completed and the math is weird but man the art is good, and it has some great ideas.
Anybody else here playing this?
>>53806160
bumo
>>53806160
I've only heard its name mentioned on /tg/.
>>53806160
Never heard of it but I'm interested.
>Google Drive
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>53798962
Robots are for hugs not loods.
>>53806038
>Don't fuck the robot!
>TOO LATE!
>>53806038
This is how I paladin, /tg/
>>53805738
You fuck up horribly because of paranoia then Fall, only to fuck up again trying to redeem yourself?
>>53805738
So...brainless idiot that doesn't see beyond alignments and is trigger-happy to smite?
>>53805738
So, in a blind, self-serving view of what it means to do good, while also being lawful stupid?
This is flat out the worst way to paladin, because it is the one that is most self-destructive.
I really like the <your guys> aspect of Warhammer and I have just bought my first models (a start collecting! necrons box) And i had the idea of theming them with synthwave with the idea that while they slept some humans came in and made gigantic subwoofer towers from which they blasted synthwave 24/7. Theyre all dead now and the necrons have awakened and discovered it.
How do i Flavour and decorate my necrons with that idea in mind?
Alternatively just some 80's themed necrons where every warrior has shutter shades and the overlord has 3D glasses.
Get a monolith. Get a cheap mp3 player and speaker set. Model speakers into monoliths sides, all 4 preferably, mount mp3 player in underside of monolith. Blast synthwave techno while playing
>>53805022
Thats a pretty damn neat ideas!
>>53804871
That looks grovy mate. I was thinking aboutvaporwave color scheme for T'au
Giant Psychic Space Lobsters Edition
>>53803124
Who let my cat into the federation meetings?
>>53803124
Greetings, I am Ays Non of the Imin. I am standing in for Baron Taxla while he celebrates his youngest sires wedding.
>>53803157
S̉͗oͨͯͦ̾̌r̊ͪ̑̿rͭ̌ͮ̐̾̐̉y͋ ͭ̋̏̍̔w̏͗̿̓h̏ͧ̑ͤ̌a͊̄ͫ̽̿̏̚t̾̋ͮ̑ͪ́?͆͋͛ͭͨ H̄͑̓̍ͫa͗͑̓ͪv͂̇ͬ̍e ̾̌̀́w̋̍ͨ̏̀̒ͨeͯ̀̈́̋̊/̓̒́͐ͤ͗uͧ̇ͦͨs/ͨͤi̔̇͂̎̒̍̑ me͛̉ṫ͛̽?͐̍>>53803184
hͤ́eͧllͧ̍ö́/̃̑͑ͩͫͮ̄c̎̐̔̓ͤͦ̒oͦͩ͋͋̃ͯ̒n̓̎g͐͂̎raͣ̀ͮͪt̿̂ủ̿ͤ̔̂lä́t̾ͫ͒ͩ̓iͬ̔̄͌ͨo̊n̑̑̐̎ͤͫ̾s̔͊ͩ͂͒̈
Do you have a process for inventing fantasy animals? Just google fossils?
I wanted to have an enormous mammal that pulls a house sized building across a flat, arid landscape, but I'm getting caught up in things like there obviously wouldn't be enough food for an animal to get that big in that climate.
>>53803079
>Not having a massive animal with a symbiotic plant species that grows on it trading the water it stores for the sugars the plants generate through photosynthesis in the desert sun
Gay.
>>53803079
Personally, I'm of the opinion that saying "it's magic" is fine, as long as you have an idea of what the magic is actually DOING.
I also care about things like this, so I try to make it a game where I think of ways that such a creature could exist, within the physics of the given universe that I run.
>>Personally, I'm of the opinion that saying "it's magic" is fine, as long as you have an idea of what the magic is actually DOING.
No. Go further and actually make a mystic ecosystem with shitloads of charm, where everything works off it's own logic.
Like that episode of Garo where they go to collect mystic beast pelts, and they activate spirit vision.
Or the spirit realms in Berserk.
Don't just say 'dragons are big because magic', that's lame.
What if after Robert's Rebellion Tywin leveraged his help in the war to get Robert to release Jaime from the Kingsguard then married Jaime and Cersei to some Westerlands families and went into isolationism?
That would be antipodal of his character considering that Tywin's ambition was to leave a Lannister sitting on the throne, one way or another.
>>53802786
He tried to get Jaime released from the kingsguard in the books, but Jaime refused, wasn't having any of it.
>>53802786
That would've weakened House Lannister, leaving all the influence to Starks, Baratheons, Arryns and to a lesser degree Tullys. Preventing House Lannister from being weak again was literally his only ambition.
Hey there, I'm finally buying a house of my own and I want to cultivate a group of friends to get together and play commander and cube and drink some beer and bbq.
Problem is I don't have time to go out and try to befriend strangers enough to ask them to come to my place without being weird, I would like to be able to trust these people as we will play with my cube and edh decks that are worth over 10k.
I'm new to this side if town.
I'm looking for late 20s early 30s people in the city of Houston, professional minded individuals who don't have too much drama.
I just want people that bathe on the regular, have jobs, and some sense of how to act in a social environment.
How do I do it t/g?
How do I go about finding players that are not ”that guy”
>>53802167
Just hit up your lgs and others nearby to make some buddies and in time ask them if they would be willing to meet at your place instead of the store. Or you could try and use craigslist or something like that
>>53802167
Pretty cool card;
>Houston
You have fun with that, bucko.
In a not magic setting, if I kill a random hiker or hobo then take his stuff can police locate me?
>>53801927
Anon did you kill a man
First, get rid of his cell phone and burn all of his shit. Throw the remains into a gully somewhere. It will help cover your tracks
>>53801927
Possibly. It could take a while, depending on how much evidence you leave behind.
>>53801927
Yeah the "taking his stuff" thing is gonna fuck you down the road bud. Take it from me, look but don't touch, and definitely don't ejaculate on (or in) the body.
>The comic store girl is cute
>but recommends the worst games
>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'
Wat do?
Change her mind? Find other fish? Introduce her to weirdo indie RPGs? Other?
>Wat do?
stop saying problematic shit
>>53801657
Find a better store with a cuter girlone with a dick
Stop being a douchecanoe and get better taste in games.
>Magic finally does dinosaurs again
>feathered
Fuck sakes, why can't we have nice things?
>>53801065
>many current day avians, including chickens and turkeys, are descendant from dinosaurs.
>People still get assblasted over feathered dinosaurs because they can't accept that Jurassic Park was wrong.
>>53801097
fpbp
>>53801065
This >>53801097
Reminder that if they had known dinos had feathers when they made Jurassic Park, the dinos would have had feathers in Jurassic Park.
"Give Us Some Fucking Commander News" Edition
Previous Thread: >>53785660
COMMANDAN NEWS
>Commander 2017 Spoilers
http://mythicspoiler.com/c17/index.html
>Latest Commander Ban Announcement
http://mtgcommander.net/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=18588
>Latest MTGO Banlist Update
http://wizardsmtgo.tumblr.com/post/160343614814/update-mtgo-commander
ANNOUNCEMENT WEEK
>Product Announcement Day
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/25th-anniversary-announcement-day-2017-06-14?
>Magic Digital Next Announcement and MTGO Changes
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-digital/magic-digital-next-update-2017-06-13
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-digital/magic-onlines-fifteenth-anniversary-2017-06-07
>Metamorphosis 2.0
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/metamorphosis-2-0-2017-06-12
RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>/tg/ EDH General Discord
https://discord.gg/UE9Vqzu
CARD SEARCHING
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://magiccards.info/
THREAD QUESTION
Anything pique your interest in the Announcement Day article?
>>53800612
P I R A T E SFinally I might get some good cards for my Ramirez deck.
>>53800612
>Anything pique your interest in the Announcement Day article?
Ixalan looks like it'll be fun.
>>53800612
JTMS is much better than one sided howling mine for 4 though, since it doesn't die to Obliterate or Disenchant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5rDb7-kLk
Need some ideas for some neat magic items for the 5e game I'm currently running. I'm taking them through the Lost Mines of Phandelver, which gets them to lvl 5, then we're kinda winging it.
Lemme see some weird shit!
Cadbury Scream Egg
>looks like a normal chicken's egg, but when smashed releases a bloodcurdling scream. Good for distractions, decoys, and the occasional intimidation check if used properly
The Twitter Staff
The user adds their charisma modifier to try to convince an enemy to kill itself. Basically the same as the bard spell Vicious Mockery
Rock'em Sock'em Boopers
+2 gloves that inflate when you try to make an unarmed strike. Does only nonlethal damage unless you strike them in the face (crit)