Galactic Federation

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>>53803124
Who let my cat into the federation meetings?

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>>53803124
Greetings, I am Ays Non of the Imin. I am standing in for Baron Taxla while he celebrates his youngest sires wedding.

>>53803157
S̉͗oͨͯͦ̾̌r̊ͪ̑̿rͭ̌ͮ̐̾̐̉y͋ ͭ̋̏̍̔w̏͗̿̓h̏ͧ̑ͤ̌a͊̄ͫ̽̿̏̚t̾̋ͮ̑ͪ́?͆͋͛ͭͨ H̄͑̓̍ͫa͗͑̓ͪv͂̇ͬ̍e ̾̌̀́w̋̍ͨ̏̀̒ͨeͯ̀̈́̋̊/̓̒́͐ͤ͗uͧ̇ͦͨs/ͨͤi̔̇͂̎̒̍̑ me͛̉ṫ͛̽?͐̍>>53803184
hͤ́eͧllͧ̍ö́/̃̑͑ͩͫͮ̄c̎̐̔̓ͤͦ̒oͦͩ͋͋̃ͯ̒n̓̎g͐͂̎raͣ̀ͮͪt̿̂ủ̿ͤ̔̂lä́t̾ͫ͒ͩ̓iͬ̔̄͌ͨo̊n̑̑̐̎ͤͫ̾s̔͊ͩ͂͒̈

>>53803157
Greetings, have we met before? There are so many ambassadors to keep track of.

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>>53803218
You look like my cat.

Mister Chuckles, who has done this to you.

>>53803218
I am of the Imin, pyskers of the Dukedom. I am standing in for Taxla while he's at his sons wedding. I sense that you are a psionic being, yes?

>>53803264
Ẅ́͒̚e ́ͤ̒̒͑a̚r̀ͦ̀͌e ͦn̆õẗ́̏ͬͫ ̇͂̈́ͮͪy̓oͩͤ̀̐ͫͦū̒̿̿̓r͊͒̐̈́ͩ ̏ͯcͦa͌t͗͛ͤ̑͗ wͨ̽ͭ͐͊͊ͧė̄́ͧ̈̃͌ ͬͯ̀ͯ̍ͬa͗͊ͦr̀ͮ̑͂̂̒̚ē͗͋͐͋͗̍ ̍̂no̒ť ͯc̍ͬ̾ͦ̏͑̆a͐͆ͧͮͧ͊l͛ͦ̒̾ͬ̄lͨ̽ͩed ̒͒ͧ̔̓̈m͑ͪͫͮr̉̓̌ͯ͛ͨ̓ ̆ͧ͒͑ͣ̾̚c͑̈͛̃̂͋h͌ͧ͑͊ͤȗͬck̔͑̃l̍̒eŝ̎̈́,͆ͤ͆ͧͧͦͧ ̔͗̊w͑̍e ͦa̒r̃ẽ͌ͫͦ̓ͮ̈ ̉ͬu̐niͩ͋̎t̎ͮͩ ̍̃̋͒͐̚1ͬ͌2ͪ͗ͦͧ ͛̔âͧnͣ́̚d͛͂ͬͩ̓͊ͧ ̾w̋eͫͤ͗ ̆wͤͫͯ̆oͧ̔͑̉ͯ͒̆uͬ̈̀̆ͦ̌l̐ͬ̊ͦ̇͐ͭd ̒̎̀ͨǎ̎ͣp̚p̿̃̄r̆eͨ͊̉̍c̽̌̋ͬiatͨͬḕ̄ͤ̃/ͧ͒̐̇̋̎͛p͋͂͑̿ͭ͗r̊̄ͮͦ̍̾êͪͬ́͐fͨ̐ͫ̈́̋̔eͣ̎r̽ͨ͗̌̚ ͋̇ͯ̀͒ͤ͋ȉͧ̂̚f̂̽͗͑ͣ̀̓ ͣ͊yͧ̓ou ̃̏̆͒̈́w̚o͐̋u͒ld ́̑̒̏̿̌̉c̐ͣ́̂̈͋̚e̎̉̾aͯ͒̌̌ͭsͩ̄͛̎e͐ͮ̇̋/́͒ͫͮs͑͒ͧẗ̿ͮ̇o͑ͤp ͭͦ̀͊̽̒͂a͑̾̍̂t̒̆͆ͫ̈ͫt̂͒e͐̊m͊̽ͤͧ̋͗p͗tͬͩ̊̆iͭ̓ͩͯ̋͛̂n͛̆ͪ́̒͆g̏͛ͩ̿͋/͆̽͛͋ͬ̉ͯṫ͆ͣ̔͋̉̉r͑̃ý̔̆ͦi͒͛n̏ͦ͛g͂̉̾ ͬͣͬ͛̔̽tͧ̍͋̓o̾̈́̎̃͛ ͂ͪͪ͗p̐̑̎̀ͤ̌͊et͆ͨ ͦu̓ͤ͗̋̿͛sͫ̈́͑͑ͣ

Hello,Ambassadors.How are you all?
>>53803184
Hello.
What organ does your psionics emanate from?
>>53803157
>>53803264
Hello there,would you like to,join the Federation?

>>53803244
Of course you have. What do you think, we discovered a galactic federation of horrifying aliens who've been at this for centuries before we even developed FTL travel, had a spy waltz in like we belonged here just because who's going to check to see if anyone has record of the Harrokan Combine yet, and then sat in meetings to try and acquire advanced technologies to prevent ourselves from being invaded by potentially hostile powers?

That would be crazy.

>>53803302
Tͫ̋hiṡͩͬ͂ ͆î͋ͧ̓͊̄sͧ ͧaͫ̄̾̋̆ͩ͑c̒ͯ̎̈͛̔č̏͗̎̓ͩuȑảͮͬtͤͪeͮ/͊͗ͦͮ̉̊͋t̆ͦ̋̉ͭͪru̍̄e̔ ̈̃b̉̃uͦ͋̄ͣ̌͊̂t͛ w͛̉è͊̏̓̎̐ r̆̌̑͐̓̒aͮ̑r͒̂͌eͧ̇lͤ͋̎ͭ̌̾ẏ̓͆̒̚ ͂u̾ͫͦ̽̑̄͊s̾̈́̌͋̃ͬeͣ͐̑̽ ͋ͬ̀̍i͑t̋ͯ̄͌̽ͤͯ f͐͊ô̐ͩ̾̓r͌̒̐̄ͦ́ͯ ̋ͮͯ̇̾ͭa̓͌n̈́̇̀̽̓̚y̐ͨͨ͛̽͆t͋̋ͨhi̔ͮ̀ͩ͋͑n̓ͧͨ̚gͤ͌̿̏ͩ ͆̏̐͒́̽bͮ͒̈́̍ͤe̎͋̋ͬ́ͯsͭ̍ͯͪ̈́ĭͦ̏͂̏ͫd̐ësͣͩ͐ ͊͒̽̓̑̓c̑oͭͤ͒̚m̊͆͐ͮͨm̓ͯͫ͒̌u̾ͯ̑̏n̉̓̒̊i̇̀͆́̔̀c̔̓̂̓aͫ̽̒́tͭͤ̊ͯ̇̚o̓ͪ͛͊nͮ̎͒ͨ̓͐͌ ̉ͨͧ̓ͫ̎coo̓ͤ̊r͗̒͒͊diͯn͂ͭả̂ͮͩ̽̏͗tioͣͪ͆̂͒n ̽ͭaͭ̒͆ͯ͑̂̍n͂ͣdͣ ̌i͐ͩnͫ̍͊teͮͪr̐f͂ͪͪ̌e̊͛̔͑͂̌r̉ȅ̄ͣ͂̐n͋̆͋ͯ̌c̃̾ͨͬͣe͆

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>>53803322
My mistake. Please find my cat.

>>53803335
Our mind, simply enough. It coincides with the soul.

>>53803354
Curious. We have developed it to serve us in battle.

>>53803378
Weͬ̒̚ ȁ͑̉͌̽̎ͫr͛̚ẽ̎ ̓̂ͮͧ̿pͭ̏͑̍̀ͩȓͭ̂ě̍̏t͂̓t̽̃͂̃̚ý ̋̊̑ͪ̇͒ͣs̆ͮ̋ͨ͊ủͩr̓͐́͋ͭe̓̆͊͂͋ tͨ̍͒̀ͣͬ̐hͣͪ͗͋͑̈́̑ĩ̓̏ͨ̌ͣs̓͆ i͒͑ͫs̿ t͒̉̏h̽͗͋̄ͨ̌ͪeͧ̃̍ ͋̆fͫ͌ͯͧ̈́̄i̍̑̃̇ͧ͐̚r̆̐̔̀ͫs̽ͩ̐̿̀̉ͨt ͨͬ͂̈t̿̋̇̚i̒m̆́̓ͪ̃͐͗ẽ ̏ͩ͑͒̄so̿̓m̿̂ͦeͨ̆̒o̔̉ͤ̇n͑̐ͧ̃̂̇̄e ͧ̒h̒̽ͪā̋ͬ̐s̏ͤ͒͂ ̐̆ã͂sͩ̌͊̈͗̑ǩͤ̿͆eͯ͋d̔̀ ̋̋͗ͭ̆ͭͨus̃̈͒ ̆͆̃̇̆̓̌ẗ́ͨ̚̚o͂̏ ̆̆̚u̿̊͆ͤ͌ͭs͒̇͋e̓̾̔̽ ȯ̿u͋̆͌ͨrͣ̌ ͛ͭ͐́ͣ͌̿s̒̌̓͒py̿̇̒̀̒̇ ̿ͫ̃̓ne͆ͬ̐twͧ̊̚oͫ̏̑̏rͤͯ̌̌̏͊k̀ ͛͋̈ͩͬ̇̄iͤ͋͊͌̚n̓ ͩ͗ŏ͂̃̿r̂͌d̃̽̀͂e̿̇r͗ tͩ͋ͯǒͮͣ̈̚ ͬ̉fͪ͒in͐͋ͤ͐̒ͩd̿̆ ̾ͬͣͤ͐ͯͣà͑͗̇ ̉ͬcͨ̎ͨa͋ẗ́ͣͩ̈.̋͛.ͩ.̐͌͒̚̚.̌ͩ́̂́̒.ͯͪͤ̎̄̿ͮ.̊͆̌ͫ ̌͗͐ͦͮ̑̏Ẅ́ͧ̈́e͒ͦ ͨ̄͗a̎̒͌r̈̾́ͮ͋̀eͬ̐̈ͨͪ́ ͦ̎ͨ̊͊̒̀c̎͂̓͊o͌ͯnͭ̾fͫ̃́̚uͨͫͪsͯͬͩ̎͐̂eͤͪͫd

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>>53803335
Wait, we can just do that?

>>53803440
Yes.
Or ally with it.Your choice.
>>53803406
I see.

Could you extract a neural sample?

>>53803406
U͐́nḯ͑̾͋̈ẗ́͑ e͊̏͛̃̍ͨ̔ī́̓̓̎̋ǵͤͩ̐̃ͤh͌͂t̐̓̓̒ ͦ͂ͫȕ͐̿sͫ ͦ̽̒ͦ̓͛t̒͐ͧͯͨhͬ͊̏e͋͋ ̄̽ͫ͂̈́uͤ̽͒͆̊n̉̓̍iͧ͛͌t̓̐͗ ̉̑̒̃̈wͪ̎̀hͦ̐ͦ̿òͣ́ͭͯ̈́̇ ̐̓͊̀dͦͤoͤͮͪ̇ẽs͛ͧ̈ͮ̓ ̓ͣ̾̾̚̚t͒̒̄̏̏̈́h̒͛ͦͩͤaͫ̌̉ͨͩ̇̂t.ͦ̽̍ ̌͑ͮḦ́̑ͩ̌̓ĕs ͧnͪ̑ͨ͐̉ͭoͬ͋ͩͣ͂t̉ͩͯ͋ ͂̽̊v̆́̐͛̎ẽͫ̂rͭͤ̋y͌͑̏̿ ̎ͣ̚sͩ͌ͨͫo̽̄̋̈́čͨ́îă̔͆̄̂l͐ͧ̾̀̔ ̆tho͑ͪ̽̽̽̏ủ͋̏̎̌̚̚gͮhtͬ̿ ̄̆tͮh̋̀̀͐ͮͫͦi̾̇sͦ̇̉ ͩ̉ȗ̑n͂͊̐̓ͩit ď͌͐o̿̃ͯŭb̉̍ͩ͂t͊̑̑ͨͬ̒sͭ̽̐ ͗͑ ̿ͬͫ͆ẙͦ͒ǒ͗̒͒ͦuͮ̍̽̑ ͧ̍ͬ͛ͩwi̒͐͂̆̔͗llͫ̆ ̀͒͆̽͊̿ͯmͦͨ͌̽̚e̍̓ȁ̓ͩ̚t̉͌̄̔ͨ̀̔ hͧ̽̉̾i͐̿ͦm̿̚.̋̇ͤ̒ ̾̑̄̀Tͩh̓͆̍î̄̋͑͛͆̚s̋͆̐̏ ̐̄ͧͧ̂̽uͨ̃n͑̆it͋ ̏ͪi͒̑͊̽ͨs ͭ̋͂ͬͭtͣͮ̆ͨͮ̉h̊̍́e͋ͪ̊ͫ ͐͊͆͑i̍̓̊ͫ̚n̎ẗ́̐̑̏͂̚el̔̒̔ͦͫͨl̃ͫ͒i͂͒͒g͒ͧẻ̆ͭ̎͂̄̚nͦ̿͐͐ͮc̾̐ͮ̊eͯͩ̋̾͑ u̒n̔̽̆̇iͣ͒tͦͦ̋̒ ̔̌̑a̓ͬn͗̽̇̇̓d̄͆͋̒͋ ̋d̊ͪͧ͂͋̓e͐̑ f̄aͨ̐ͭͫ͗̂ͫc̒̓̆͒tŏ̾̚ ͛̆ͫ̔lͣͨ́̋̂eaͭ͛̔̏ͪ͆̎d͛͐͆͂̑̐er ̓̑̓̇́̌ű͑n̓̓̂̈̈iͫt̏̏͑

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>>53803428
Please. This is a diplomatic matter.

Just look for one of your own that likes to scream a lot. That's probably Mister Chuckles.

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>>53803544
I̒̆̏s͆̽ͨ͆ ̔t̎̂̑̿ͬ͆hͦ̍í̒̓̈́ͤ́s͆͐ ̇̍͂͗ͫi͐̃ͫ͛t͂̂?͂̆͒ͭ͒͋ͬ

>>53803475
Of course, I won't object to it. It's for progress after all.

>>53803483
Quaint, we choose a leader from our most powerful pyskers to lead us.

>>53803735
Okay.

I need to clone one of you from it.

>>53803440
Anyway, it seems like I have not introduced myself, I am Ovaa-Kezhada, the elected speaker for my people, the Noo Libery Union.

Here is the google doc about my species and my empire
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m-RHzdWkfXWoGUFmOer_tSV7cy1ur1TTsu65Rm6doRY/edit?usp=sharing

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>>53803735
T͋ͪ̂̂̌̈́h̓ͩ̍̏i̓̒̉͗s̿ͣ̈̿̾̋ ͫ̏͛̽u̇͗ní̾͐̇̋t̔̓ͬ̓ ͂̀̂͋ͯ̍̍iͭ̑̆s͆ͭ̾̐ ͨ̓͐olͤd̊̔ͫ̈́̚̚eͬͮsͩ̒̑ͧ̈́͂̽t ͌̓ͧͦͫwï̿ś̏ͭě̚s̓́̃͒́t ͮͫͨ́̏̀͗sͩͫ̍ͣ̓̐ã͒ͫͦǹ̈́̚eͨ̊ͬ̾iͬst̀ͬͯ̄̏̓ ̾̐̌̉an̈͐ͧd̑ͭ̒ ͋̉mͫ́͑̿ó̂͗sͮ͐͗̐͛̐͑t̎̓ͤͪ ͪͯͮeẍ̄̍̇ͨ̂̚p͑ͭeͦ̔̈̀ͪrͩ̿ͣ̋̿ͣ̎ȉe͛ͤ̉ͭn̈́̋̌̽c̍̂ë̈́ͩ̐̄ͬ̆d̈̋̒ ͣ̉͂̇̄ͨthͤ́u͊̉ͤ̏s̆ ͑ͩ̒̍t̃ͫ̒̌ͤ̇h̀͋͐͆̐e ͆ͮ̆̐b͂̐͒u͗̉ͫ̿r̾͐ͯd͗ͮ͂ͭeͯ̾͐͛ͪ̊n̐͊ͪ o̔̇̐̆ͪ̋f̔ͩ ͬl̊̐̏̇ͧeȁďe͗ͩ̑ͫͪr̎ͭ̈͌sͤ͌͌hiͭ̒̾̆ͯ̒p͋̓ͫ̎ ̋͊̽ͨf̿͛͂å̓ͪ̂l̑̀ͭ͌͆ls̄̇̇ͮ ͊o͌ͨ̍n͂ͭ͌̿̃̊ ͩ͆̎̏ͧ̚ẗ̆ͭ̚hi̍̑͋ͣͯsͦ̂̈́̓̒ ̋ͬ͆̿͆uͭͣ͑̾n͋̾ȉͬt̾̑

>>53803799
Go ahead, progress can never be impeded.

>>53803813
Tell me, how do your people fight?

>>53803803
Ah greetings Ovaa, I was instructed to bring greetings to you from Taxla.

>>53803887
ẁͣ̉̔ͩi̽̓t̊ͮ͋h ́ͨ̈́̒̄őv̂ͧ̐ͣ͋e͒ͨ̎͊͂rwhͩ̉ͩͤ̒e̾l̒͂͐m͆̀ing n͛uͤ̀̾̈́m͊̊bͬ̇̂̚e͛ͣ̾̀͐̒ͦrs̓ͪ͊͆ͭ̌ͣ,̏ ͬ̂̂̓p̒ͨͩ̎ͫl̍ȃ̇̈́̇šͮͪͫ͊̇m̆̒̓͛ͣ̎ͧảͪ̾͒͂ ̀̇̈ͦ͛a̔n̎̏̆̃d̍̌ ̿ͨͣ̓pͮ̋̈̿̇ͯ̒ì͌ͦ̈́̂̏̏ǹ͂ͫ͋̇̎cͯͮͪ̔̈́͂̆e̎̐̎̍̒̿̐r̃̏̀s͌̑ͭͪ

>>53803803
Hello,Ovaa.How are you today?I apologize for not eating breakfast with you yesterday,I was momentarily busy.
>>53803887
Understood.

I'll just clone it and torture it until the mind breaks,then use that one for my experiments.Can't have it resisting.

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>>53803803
I can give you this much.

>>53803475
I shall inform Consul Ludremex immediately.

>>53803686
That is far too large. I will take it.

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Could the guardians of the colony of semi-sentient exoskeletal amphibious life forms distributing small arms in the central hub please uplink with intranet node 2?

>>53803959
Numbers, a unreliable method of fighting I must admit. Have you not harnessed your psionic powers for battle?

>>53803971
It shouldn't resist, if you convince it its sacrifice is for progress.

>>53803981
This is Consul Ludremex of the Harrokan Combine, I have been informed your gracious council ha-

What are you doing to my son?

>>53803981
D͋͑ͩÁ̔ͦ̓ͣM̓̌N ̌̌ͫIͩ͆ͩ̌T͛̂ͨ͌ ̒͌ͫ͒͋ͮU͐͋ͤNͧͣͤ̄Ǐ͂͒̂ͦT̈ ͣ͋̿̂̿ͨ1̈́0̽̑ͯ͌ ͯ̌̏̽I͛̄̈ͭ̋̎̋ SA̒͐̉ͦ͒I͒͊̆̆Dͮ ͪ͌̒̈́ͧ̈́̇Ằͬ̆ͯ͆̎N̈́̊ͤ̾͋̈́̈́Ý͐̓ͪͬ̒T͂̈́̒͗̍ͨH̉̌ͧ̈̇ͩIͤ͑̄͐̊͒N͒̓̾ͩG̋̀ ̓̍̉̿͌̚M̓̓͋͑̔̏Iͪͭ͆̍ͣ̑͊L͐̒Ī̓̾ͬ̃̍T͊͑̚Aͪͭ͒͂̇R͐ͨͭ͑͌̈́Y͆̈́ͫͩ ͯ́̓ͤͬͤ̊B̔̊̍ͣ̄UT͊̄͗̊ͪ ͊ͬͬS̒͂́̎͗̊M͊̌̀̆ͮ̏̚A͒͐̔LL̋̋ ͛Aͬ͗̚Rͪ͆̏̋̐Mͩ́S͂ ̽̀̾̈ͨ̊ͨCÓͬU̿L͛ͧ̂ͯ͌͂D ͩͮ͋B͐̿̌ͨ̌̇E̔ ̈́̓͑̂Sͧͧ̏̒̈̿̊H̄I̾͐PPEͪͮD̓͒̓͆ ̌T̆O ͌̿͊͊T̆̒Ȟͦ̓̈̒ͩE͗ ̄̈́̈̀̚Eͪ̌ORT̈ͭÄ͗N͌̔ͯ͆̄S̋̍ͣ̽̽ ͗A͗N͛̿̍̌͐͂Y͂ͪ̆̆THͬ̽̀̏I̒͑͛̐̏́̏N̐̒̔̌G ͑̎̉͐̏͊͌Bͨ͊͗͑Ů̀ͬ̿ͦT͑ͪ̆ ̾ͩ̄͐̿͋̓N̾͋̿ͦ͂ͫO̾Tͯ Ȇͬ̀ͬV̀͒ͯ̀̽̏̄Ĕ̽̓͗̀Rͪ̏̎ͯͨ̆ͬYͤT̀ͤ̓̌Hͤ͆ͤ̍͛ͣ͐ÎŃͯ̔͗ͨͨG͗̋ͪͤ̾̽̍ ͌ͧ̓̓AͦŇ̓̃̚̚D͌ͦ

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>>53803981
>>53804033
This damned holoscreen is acting up.

Give him his toys back, you monster.

>>53804014
N͗͛̈́̾ͪͬoͧ̇̀ ͩa͂̓ͤͯn̊̇̒ͩ̚d̂̊̆ ͩͭ̇̂̀ͩth́ͮ̊ͣͯe̎ͧͣ̃͐ͣ́rͦ̈́ͯ̑̓̎̐e͂̊ ̾̀ͤͦ̉ͫaͪͨ̒̐re̔ͧ ͐ͨ̎5ͬ̋ͣ͆ͬͮ2ͮͧ̐ ͋͊m͆͆ͮō̊͌ͣ͗ͨl̇ͫe̓̌ͦ̄s͛̀ ̈́oͩͧ̽́f̈͌̈̀ ͌̃̓u͊̑̈̀s̓ͨ ͦͩs̊̊o͐̋ ͊ͯͤͨ̈́͐n͐̓̈́u̐͋̊mb̿͋e̾͗̾ͦrͭ̊̀̇̋̈́sͬ̀̍͊̉̐ ̓ͧͮ̌is̒ ̓͛͒̒r̍ͣ̀͋̐el̐̍̓͆̂ͫ̏i͗̒̍a͑̇̋̒͌ͫb̐ͨ̒̚l̈́̑̒̔ͤe̎̒

>>53804014
Okay.
I'll just tell it that it's needed for a good cause.

>>53804063
I remember a race I fought, hairy mammals, that relied on numbers in battle. Saw my father use his mind and incinerate them in the hundred.

>>53804134
Yeah,but he's in moles,not hundreds.

Do you know what a mole is?

>>53804130
It's for progress, he will die happy, even if he's just a clone

>>53804145
I'm afraid that unit of measure,net is unknown to me.

>>53804236
Okay,then I'll use him for the experiment.

Progress is important after all.

And a mole is 6.02214X×1023

>>53803124
Excellent. The Emperor Kinrotos XVII wishes to keep an embargo upon the fascist "Realms of Tabblixi."

>>53804400
What are the Realms of Tabblixi?

Also,please tell the Emperor he owes the Seremity 11,000 SFC.

>>53804382
Very well. This unit is unknown to me.

>>53804446
>>53804400
The Emperor has deposited nearly 110,000 SFC to repair the station, and has donated 50,000 SFC towards various charities.

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>>53804134
What were there names?

>>53804446
A genocidal state which has nearly exterminated about 70 million so far. We must stop them.

>>53804559
Ah, we faced against a hive, except insects who used strategies like this. You just have to use artillery. Lots of it. And automatic weapons. Oh, sorry. I am General Kimer, new representative for the IPR.

>>53804559
They called themselves Genro, large brutish beasts with very minimal grasp of modern combat. Used solid ammo rifles with a bolt and wooden stock.

>>53804679
Oh? I would have loved to be there. My tip is to use as much artillery as you can. Whether it be a 500mm gauss cannon, or just a small mortar: use it. Also automatics are the best, in my opinion when you deal with such menaces.

>>53804638
I believe I was referring to the Baron General but tell me about these species how do they fair now and why did the war begin? Hopefully your people didn't genocide them and let some live.

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>>53804734
We tried not to. They committed mass suicide in all their capitulated territory. There is a monument, I think, to all the innocents and drones who died, on Nimar V. The war began after a construction ship was hounded by fighters for over 48 hours.

>>53804679
Was it a war of conquest for the Dukedom? It hardly seems like these creatures could be a threat to your empire.

>>53804773
Haha you think we are afraid of you because of some picts? I can assure you that the Empire and Federation have faced far greater foes than you and won.

>>53804725
It was the first deployment of the Imin in battle, we riled up storms of death on them, charred them into dust.


>>53804786
It was a world similar to Earth, that continental style planet. Yssravannar colonists were being attacked by them and they refused to cooperate, so we taught them a valuable lesson.

>>53804459
Well,the more you know,right?
>>53804502
That is fine.Don't know why you told me about the charities though.
>>53804562
Genocidal?What are they killing?

>>53804830
Well... You know, they attacked you with gunpowder weapons
>she snickers
Ha! If I was there, it'd probably be over in about a few hours.

>>53804839
They were killing memes

>>53804839
Erm... Pre-FTL species conquered by them. And they also capture our ships and hold them hostage.

>>53804853
Gunpowder weapons?Where'd you get that info?
>>53804874
Well,that's not that bad.Deal with them,I guess,but as long as they don't attack us I'd say I'm staying out of it.
>>53804870
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53804853
It did end, with only 100 Imin deployed. Their entire army racked by flames, the noise was horrific. The smell was also quite awful.

>>53804967
>>53804853
>>53804955
Well,admittedly,Kimer says it was only gunpowder.

While impressive,gunpowder can be beaten in 20 minutes.

>>53804955
Well... slight problem. They have attacked our shipping lanes and convoys with privateers. And they also have funded guerrilla groups which cause anarchy in my empire! We need to give them a warning.

>>53804830
I hope you incorporated them into the Dukedom. They seem like if they were well equipped they could be effective mercenaries and auxiliaries. The UE's policy at least is to first conquer and then try to incorporate them into the Empire and it's culture. It's been highly effective especially with the Aldorian sharpshooters. They have Avian influences like much of the people of the Dukedom especially their eyesight which has made them excellent shots and they serve the Empire loyally as well.

>>53805001
Same thing here. Most marines now are part of the Hulzzyx species, and also flame troops are the reptilian Nubar.

>>53804983
There were quite a few, hence the time, and very few of us.

>>53805001
No. These creatures resembled apes we have seen in other places across the galaxy. We are currently keeping the survivors in interment awaiting a empire that will house them. Perhaps your empire will take them? Hey are extremely aggressive, and I imagine with modern weapons hey could be effective.

>>53804999
Privateers?Guerrilla groups?

That and genocide aren't bery pressing,if it's only on outer sectors.Can't you do it?It is harming your Empire.If you truly need help.then is your Navy being destroyed by something?

>>53805057
Well,okay.

Personally I would've just nuked them,but that's just me.

>>53805127
It would look bad on our nation if we just purged primitives.

>>53805103
Welp... let me tell you one thi- Holy shit. Sorry for my language, but there is something happening on the Tabblixi-Ploraxian-W'nai border! Quickly, on screen!

>>53805146
Eh.The Wastes has no ethical conundrums when it comes to that.

What happened to the planet?

>>53805057
We could manage that. We have some rather large slug throwers they could carry and with heavy armor and some training... In return for this once we have finished training them we can send you the first division to use as assault troops. Speaking on military matters as well I vote we should gather for a naval war games with the Federation fleet and allied nations involved so we can test our readiness. Do you agree fellow ambassadors?

>>53805146
>>53805127
I can tell. Another thing, carter. We have tested your DNA, and you seem to match the characteristics of Carter Williams, a British soldier who fought in WW1, on the world of Earth. Can you explain this?

>>53805197
I agree! I'm not admiral, but I think Obloss would be excellent for this task.

>>53805205
British?Naw,I was American.

But yeah,I served.Went missing in 1921,yeah?

>>53805197
Keep them. We have enough assault troops. It's just the way of things in the Dukedom. Think of them as a gift. We shall begin getting them ready for transport and they'll be ready for you.

>>53805184
It's being colonised by the Yssravannar as it suits their natural habitat.

>>53805255
Ah,yes. That. I'm not an expert on Earth history, or history at all. I always got only a B in it. I believe you had a sister, correct? We may have found her descendants. You can meet your great-great-great-great grandchildren!

>>53805273
Also, do you wish for open migration and immigration between the Ploraxian and Dukedom empires?

>>53805287
If I met 'em,they'd be rather mad at me.

Plus I can't really leave the Wastes as a human.

Which Earth are they on?Dominion or UE?Or both?

>>53805313
Depends, besides the actual Ploraxians, who are avain, would this treaty effect any other race in your empire?

>>53805322
Sort of. There were three children. One of them works for the Dominion, and has two children. The other is in UE territory, and has yet to have children. There is a third one, with a child, who suffers from a deformed bone. He is in Ploraxia, after applying for asylum, because he opposes the Dominion and its non-secular platform.

>>53805358
We have a total of six races. Three non-avian, three avian (counting the Ploraxians). One of the three avian races is a genetically modified version of our species to withstand cold climates, although they are a very

>>53805385
Three?

I only had a sister.

Must be alternate universe ones.

>>53805449
No you idiot. Your sister is long dead. These are their descendants!

>>53805449
So,one was born in UE Earth,and two in Dominion Earth.

Okay.

>>53805461
Oh.Sorry,was thinking of history.

Regardless,which Earth had my sister?

Because if both have my descendants,then both had her and me.

>>53805491
the UE are long lost descendants of the Dominion. They were transported to Raia, to be used as slaves. They revolted, and here they are now. One of the two people who were born in the dominion is in the Ploraxian Realms right now, as they are opposed to the Dominion. Under asylum. Yes, and you can meet them!

>>53805406
Well, in light of a Dukedom tradition we could extend such a offer to the avians of your empire.

>>53805536
Yes. But, there is a problem. We tried doing this five years ago? Boom. Mass protests and petitions to not do it. The Dukedom embassy surrounded by protesters (most of them non-avian) we are afraid of something else happening.

>>53805526
No,no they aren't.

The UE and the Dominion are altenate universe Earths,combined in this one.We're not sure which one was the original.
You need to read up on history.

Regardless,do both Earths have my sister?

>>53805597
Well. They do call that alternate earth raia, I think. Anyways, no. Your earth is the Dominion earth. The third offspring parents emigrated to the UE earth.

>>53805648
They don't call it Raia.At least,I don't think they do.You'd have to ask Karl.

And Karl did mention records of a Great War in his Earth.

Anyways,you have one,correct?

>>53805567
What would happen to them? We are not a xenophobic empire and we do not genocide.

>>53805685
Yes! And I have organized them to come abord this station! They can meet their ancestor, you!
>>53805689
Supposedly they believe this is a violation of civil rights, I think. That is all.

>>53805717
Really?

Okay.Do you have any needles?

>>53805752
No. Why do yo-
>She sees the heroin in his pocket
Never mind. I'm going to need to borrow something which you have.

>>53805791
Herion?No!

I want to take a blood sample of them.

That is not herion,that's embalming fluid.One of my subjects died.

>>53805717
Well I don't see how, considering no non-Avian actually lives in the Dukedom, which means their belief on what civil rights are is different to ours.

>>53805817
Oh, well. Apologies. It looks very similar. Be glad this isn't Jorim Spaceport Security, you would have been shot. Ha! Very well. I will request needles. We have the proof, they are your descendants!

>>53805834
Oh no.I don't need proof,I trust you.Though I'll check anyways,just in case.

I just want their blood.

And I don't care about being shot.

>>53805892
Alright. They sohuld be arriving in the next two hours or so. They'll be here to greet you, I have informed them.

>>53805916
Okay.

>>53805931
As for your issue with the Realms,is something preventing you from sending your own ships?

Also,if you did find my military records,where did they bury the rest of the 2nd Platoon?After they all died in combat except for me,I never found their graves.

If it has been destroyed since then,is there a Great War memorial?

>>53805931
EXCELLENT! Oh, sorry. I think that I am willing to discuss the issue. They.. those bastards attacked a passenger liner. Another thing is that they are conduction aggressive fleet exercises, and have also caused severe losses.

>>53805991
I think there is on Dominion earth, but it is greatly overshadowed. I do not know where they buried them. In UE earth, it was destroyed, sadly, in their first war. A stray artillery shell from the enemy side.

>>53806013
>>53805994
Okay,that's fine.

So,where are the Realms located?
dude your tag

>>53805833
Well,if no non avian lives there,why not just let avian Ploraxians live there?

>>53806451
Here's the issue, he said that protests were held by non-Avian citizens in their empire over the lack of rights for non-avians in ours. We have no problem with letting the avians in but I don't understand these protests.

>>53806090
OOC: shit
Alright, they have arrived.
>Suddenly, in a hanger bay, a massive shuttle arrives there, with their kin. They seem to vary in all sizes and shapes, from thin to obese. One has the physiology of a scientist, a soldier, and a doctor.

>>53806524
I believe they protest for the right for Non avians to live in the Dukedom.

Regardless,I just wish to exchange pleasentries with my descendants.I don't really know them.At all.

As for the Realms issue,can I just blow up all their planets?

>>53806524
It is a difficult issue. Very well. We think that full migration for avians will be allowed, but unrestricted access should be allowed to non-avians, albeit not permanent.

>>53806599
one,two,three..
That's seven descendants.

So we need seven needles.

>>53806628
>Then, all the kin arrive to where carter is
Child one; Oh my god! OH MY GOD ITS HIM! I CAN TALK WITH SOMEONE FROM ANCIENT TIMES!
Child two; Shut up, and let us talk to him calmly
Parent one: Hush dear, lets meet our ancestor.

>>53806637
I believe non avians are allowed to visit.

>>53806669
>Carter walks up to them.

Hi.Sorry about the body,may be disturbing to the kids.

>>53806691
Child three: Woah, that is sick
Child four: I'm gonna upload this to Instachat!

>>53806628
People just don't seem to understand our doctrine, sigh these are most peculiar peoples.

>>53806637
Non-avians are allowed full tourist rights and all visitations are legal in our empire. Non-avians are just not allowed to live on our worlds.

>>53806709
Okay,okay,settle down

So,what questions do you have?

>>53806727
Yes.They don't seem to understand how the Dukedom works.

>>53806760
Parent 1: Never mind there, Carter. I'm sure we all are tired. They can ask later, right now we need some rest.
Parent 2: Oh, one more thing. I know you were born in the 1900's, and some of us aren't Caucasian. Yes, times change. Do not mind that, and I mean no offense.

>>53806814
I never was against other races.Used to serve with some African Americans,in fact.

Regardless,good night,I guess.Meet you later.
And it was the 1890's.

>>53806775
They see it as xenophobic when it truly isn't, there's just no way to show them it isn't.

>>53806861
You see, those are your descendants! What do you think?
OOC: I must sign off.

>>53806923
Yeah.I guess you'll have to try and convince them otherwise.
>>53806933
They're fine.I guess.
I don't really know them.
Ooc
See ya bud

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I smell paleoseafood. Federation buffet day?

>>53807038
Naw,but I brought sushi for lunch.

Want some?

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>>53807012
would this work?

>>53807107
Goddamn it you made me laugh out loud.

>>53807050
Pass. Sorely disappointed.

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>Suddenly without any warning, a mass of swirling chaos manifests into the room, writhing and pulsating with maddening, alien colors
>Screams erupt from from the twisting mass, as a lone figure seems to pop into existence right in the center of it
>The lone figure resembling a small boy seems completely unaffected by the strange mass of screaming madness surrounding him, and in fact seems very cheerful and happy
>His bright eyes scan the room, quickly darting forth from one place to another, his quick movements making it difficult for one to notice the distinctly inhuman features about him such as his horns and wings, especially combined with the swirling insanity surrounding him
>"Hey there Federation!!" the boy shouts out with joy, suddenly jumping around a bit

>>53807147
Okay,your loss.
>>53807160
Hi,ASMODEUS.The Hershey's Bars are in the middle of the table.Don't eat them if you'll destroy reality,though.

>>53807134
first thing that cam to mind when you said get it across to them

>>53807198
We pay the membership fee, dammit, why there's no seafood at the bar down below? I thought this organization was supposed to cater for the needs of their members...
If I see no fish on the menu for another cicle, I'm calling for an official resolution on the matter. This won't stand.

>>53807253
Wait, you desire fish? My home has it great abundance, if you would like for me to have some shipped here.

>>53807253
I'm pretty sure there's some seafood.
Maybe they're out of stock?

Besides,why do you need seafood?

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>>53807198
>"CHOCOLATE!!!" the boy shouts completely ignoring the Ambassador's warning, and rushes over to the table to indulge himself in some chocolatey-goodness

>>53807336
If you start destroying reality,I'll take them away.Pace yourself.

So,how are you and Vox?Did you tell him how to contact me for Wastes questions?

>>53804236
>>53804459
>thats more than there are estimated to be atoms in the universe for scale

W̊̿e͌̔͛ͪ̿̌ ̒͛̍a̾r̈́̋ẽ̓͌͆ ͦͮͮͪ̌̚bͤ͊̄̊aͭ̉̔ͮ̈́͊ck͂ͤ̓͊̎̍

>>53807323
>>53807321
Sigh. No one ever takes the biology courses at the federation, I take. We Mahkravi are a underwater-dwelling race... "technically". As such, seafood is the only food we eat.

>>53807401
Hello.Any news?

>>53807411
Well thanks to Beacon technology a supply vessel from Im can be here very quick, if you so desire.

>>53807411
Technically?
Seriously,where do your people come from?I'd like to know.

And the Dukedom could stock it with fish.

>>53807253
Maybe bec͞au͢se̴ w̸e c̕o̧u͟l̀d̸ ͞be con͠s̛id̸ered́ seaf͘oo̢d and ̴re͟se͟mble͢ ͜some e͢aŕth ͟s͠ea fo͟odst͞u͜ffs ̴ma͘ybe͡ ̧th̡e̛y ̴tho͜ughţ wȩ ͜would̕ ̢be offe͡nd̨e̛d w͟e̡ wou̢ldn'̷t às l͠ońg͘ ̧a̶s ̶the̢y are n̴on͟ ̛s͢entie̶nt

>>53807440
Seems the beacons are goong well.How's the FTL?
>>53807447
Don't see why.Chicken is served there as well.

>>53807457
>>53807421
Úͤn̚itͨ͒ ̽̿͂ͯnͮ̊ͫͩi̓̎ͧ̇ͩn̍̿̌̑̇e͑ͣ ̄ͧ̚a̓nͣ̿̿d ͤͬͫͦeͪi̿͒ͪg̐̌̊ͭ͐̎̚ht̾ ͭ̏̏̒̐saẙ̿͐ͩ̋ͤ̚ ̎tͮ̒̚ḧ͂ͨ͋̆ĕ̌̎̔͆̽y wͯ̍ͫ̈́̒ì͌̐ͪ̄̚lͫ̂l ̍̇ͣ̽̆̐wͯoͤ̂̑̔ͨr͋̇̐̚k͑̋͆ ̌͒̋ouͦͬ̔̃ͧ͆ͪt̏ ̏̓͊a͛̿ ̉͂ͧͬf̃́ͭ̎̂̏a̍͌̽̒̓sͬ̌̃ͧ̃͌ṫ̎̋eͤ͌̌͐̔ͦr̒̚ ̈t̂̓h̽̈́ͦa̾̎ͫ̑ͫ̂nͪ͗ ͫ̾ͯͮlͩ͊͗̎i̍ͫ͂̽ͧg̀̑ht m̏̈̋e̎̓t̏͌̚h͗͗̊̂̾̀ͧod͆ͤ̇ͫ̍̽ ̀̌̍ͦͤ̄̂sͪ̿̈́̚oͣ̎̽͗̌͆o͆̈͆̌̿̇n͂ͨ͐̓͗ͮͩ.̐ͭ ͛̍̎̇͆We ̐d̎ͯ̓͑oͭ͛͂̔n̐t͒ͪ̆ͣ̐͌ ͭ̽ͭbȅ̋ͪ͆͊l̈́ͭ͐͐i͊̇ͦ͛è̾ͤ̊ͮ͐̀v̈ͧͮ̂ͯͣe ̊ͫ̽ťͫh̑̐̆e͌̑́͂m͌̓ͪ̊̎̈̆

>>53807447
Stuff it, if you served cooked humans I wouldn't give, and we have fried...something with wing, but I dont' see dukedom ambassadors going crazy about it.
>>53807440
It's more than just having the seafood, it's the Federation itself that would have to provide it. Otherwise I can jsut get tractor-beamed up to my ship and eat my full if it was just a matter of hunger.
>>53807441
The Mahkra sector, of course.

>>53807457
Amazing, these Beacons have made travel far easier than ever in the Dukedom and have created a economic boom. I must say I've never seen so many on Im for tourism in my life.

>>53807517
This is serious though- are those beacons free to access, or are they reserved to the dukedom?

>>53807511
We͊̋̎ ̎͗ofͨͭ̇́t̃̽ͤ̀ë́̽͊̀ͤͫ͋nͩ̑ͣ̾ͮͧ̋ for̄ͮ̆͌g͒͂͒͒ẽ̄͒ͨ̎tͤ ̑̀h͒ͫͪ͑ͯowͨ͆ ̑͛͋̂̈́ͣ̽muͪ͒͂̄cͭ̃͐ͦ̋̿h͆ ͮô̈́̄ḟ̾ͭ̓͛̈́ áͨͦ͌ ̎͐aͪr͂rͤ́ͣog̉̈͂á̒nͯ̂͛̇tͩ́͂̚ ͣ̍̒̉̀r͋̂͆ͧ̓̚u̿ͮͦ͐d͐̇ͣ̚e̍ͨͤ̂̑ ͯ̈͗͑ͣͩr̀̽a͆̎̎ͣ̈́ć͂̊i͑̒š̎ͤ͑tͭ̿ ̓͗͂̈́̚j͒̀͊̍͊̔e͌̎ͪr͋̄͐͒͂ͨkͤ͑ͤͬ̓̌̇ ̀͐̽ͣ̊yo̒͌̏ŭ̏ͨͫͯ ͦͮ̊̀́ǎr͊e͛.̈ ̓ͪ͐͑Wͤ͊e rͣ̾eͯͮm͛ê̈mͤ́̈͂̑beͭͦ͆r̉ ̌̀ͭag̔ͦaͭ̃ͮ̉͋i̽͆n̂

>>53807511
Sorry.I meant your history.
>>53807517
I see.Well,it's good that they're safe now.
>>53807479
You can just use ours.

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>>53807379
>The sounds of munching come to a grinding halt, as the boy completely seizes up
>The boy swallows whatever is in his mouth before finally starting to speak
>"Voxxie isn't doing so well That thing heavily damaged the network he was connected to when it tore it's way into reality. From what I hear from Danti and several other minds, he's currently in critical condition, barely functional", The boy's voice takes a somber tone as he speaks

>>53807579
No, I believe I was advocating for an "everyone do as you want" there, which is the exact opposite of what you just said.
>>53807586
It's your bog-standard story of colonization, genetical tampering, and rebelling against the motherland. Half a dozen races have the same thing going on here, I'd wager.

>>53807533
That is something we are debating. Carter is currently the only one outside of the Dukedom who possesses the availing to make them, and Karl of the UE was recently given one as a gift. Many of the merchants are saying we should open a market to sell them.

>>53807586
You have helped us greatly, and many of the Avarians are happy at these turns of events. They have allowed you full access to their vaults, if you use the Skeleton Key they have sent you.

>>53807638
You already gave one to the humans, fat chance that they will be using it for belligerent purposes in 300 cycles, tops,and if they don't (and I seriously doubt they won't), there's no point in keeping it from the others unless you want them to gang on you and steal it.
This will require a lot more planning with the routes, we have to adjust... mh...

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Hello, Galactic Friends. We are calling again about a matter of urgent business. *Brain-planet* number four has received a visitor that is now lodged in its *neurojelly* membrane. It appears to be *dancing*, causing *confused electron dances* across the entire length and breadth of the membrane. Is it one of your *neurojelly units*? Please advise.

(OOC: will continue this idea later. Feel free to reply in the meantime, or ignore it if you think it's stupid.)

>>53807747
It's probably a dancingian. Get rid of it as soon as possible.

>>53807632
ȃ̔ͦͪ̎͌p̈́̀̏́̀ͨ͒o̐ͩͬ̃ͮ͂͐l̿̂ͬ͑̓̂ͤo̒̎̓̽ͣ͆g̃i̓̀͋ͨͯ̃͋e̓̋sͪ̇ͭ̑ͨ̚ ͧt̀ͤ̍heͬ̂̾ͤn̍̋̎̿̍ ͫw̉ͦ̔̇ͮ͑̐e̒͌ͦ̃ ̎̒̉ͦ̑̚̚t̽ͩ̄̏̉ͫ͌h͌͒̊ͩ͆̆oͩ͗͑ͮ̎u̔̐ͤͣgͯ̓̿h͑̒͛ ͪͬͭ̎y̐̆̎̋ͭ͗̎oǔ̒ ͯwͭͫͪ̆e͂ͬŕ̏̂̑̇̂eͪ͆̓ͭ̓ ̏̉͂̇͋̈́ͩŝaͣ̽̔yi͌n͊ͫͧ̓͊̍g ́ͮ͑̈́͑͋w̋̑̿̚ě͗ͫ̚ s͊̄ͦ́h̉͑o̾̾u̔l̒̄̚dͯ̌ ̓ͨͩͨ̔ͤeȁͦt̾ ̇̉hͧ͗̓̀̚umͦ̐̓̚an̎̇͊͗͌ͣsͮͦͣ̽ͨ
͆͋̃͂̈j̾̀̽͂̊͒͋ù̾͐̚śͬ͊t̊̓ͨ͂̓ͬ̿ ̾̂̇̐̔i͑ͫ̂n͋ ́ͦg̽e͊͆͆ͫ̇ͤͩn̐ͤ͆̎ë́ͯ͋ͦͤ̊rͤ̈́ͬ̌ͮ͆̈ă̆̏ͭͬl̏͛̃ ͦ̒͗ͨb͗̃̏̂͑̑ͬeĉ̔̋̒͋aͩu̇̈́̌sĕͩͫ ̄͗ͤͬ̐ŷo͗͒ͪu̔͛͒̈ ͗̽hͩ̈ͧͩaͫ͊ͦ͗tͤē ̆̊͋t̐̊̈͂̔͆̒h̒̐ͬeͯ̆ͩm̔̃́
́̈ͧnoͨ̌̍ͯt̽̒ ̿e͒ả̔͌ͫ͆͊ć̂́̾ȟ̌̇͛̋ ̿ͮŝ̂hͤ͊̌o͊ͯ̾ͩ͋̓̒ul̽̈̑̆ͬd̓́̃̃ ̄͂͛̔e̓͒ͬa̐tͤ ͫ̾ͧ̔w͐ͨ̈̓̀h̄ͦ̊at͗̃͗̌̈ͦ ͂t̏ͨ́ͨḧ̊͌̌̒͋e̎ͧ̈́y̿̍ ͮw̐͒ͪ̎iͬ͑l̓́̃͆ͩl͛̃ͯͪ̎̾ ͬ̈́̋ͫ̚

What have I missed Ambassadors? Besides the Ploraxians insulting our history and heritage while knowing almost none of it. And to the Ploraxian representative if you even dare to insult the United Empire or personally assault another Federation member again I will not hesitate to tear you limb from limb do i make myself clear?

>>53807744
Did something happen to you in the past? I sense so much belligerence in your heart. The Beacon we gave to Karl isn't one for ships, it's a Avarian Legion homing beacon.

>>53807747
Did you receive a mechanical being if your getting electronic dancing?

>>53807588
Shame.Hope he gets better.Any other news?
>>53807632
Genetic tampering?I'd like to hear that story.
>>53807638
Why,thank you.I mean,I don't really need superweapons given that I have my own,but I'm certain there's useful stuff there,and the gesture is appreciated.
>>53807747
By dancing,do you mean disrupting your network of minds and disconnecting users?
>>53807802
Oh,nothing much.Though it turns out some of my descendants from the Dominion are now on the Seremity to greet me.

I cleared up your history.They said you guys were the result of a slave revolt,instead of an parallel dimension.

>>53807802
Well I was told that there have been numerous protests outside our embassy on their home world over our "Avian only policy". Something to do with civil rights or something like that.

>>53807818
Belligerence is a merit in my line of work, ambassador. Shockingly enough.
Now if I was to take a wild guess, I would be going to say that an avarian legion homing beacon is a device that attracts avarian soldiers to its location. Unless you are trying to suckerpunch the UE with a legion of recently thawed genetically engineered soldiers, you've gotta explain me where I got it wrong.
>>53807801
I'm a humanoid, and I don't care if you eat humanoids. Try to get the analogies.

>>53807887
The homing beacons are designed to allow Avarian android legions to home in on them. That's to say, the legion Warlord homes in first, and the portal is created. The Warlord this particular Beacon is assigned to happens to be a big fan of Karl's, even so far as his name is KARL. We gave it to him in honour of his victory over the cephalopods.

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What do *you* want?

>>53807887
aͣ̈́̓̊̚n̓̆ͬ̐àͪl̇̿̐̊̑ͩö́g͂̏iͦ̏̊͗ͬ̌ͬz̈̃ͤ̿͛é͑̈́̉ͭͧ̈́s̽͂͆̑̿ͨ ͑́̾ͣͨ̾ͮarͯ̌͛eͣ̑̑͆̈͂ͪ ͐͂̈́́n̾͛͐̉ot̿ͪ̆ͨ̀ ͦͭǎ͒ͯ̊ͭ̚ t̊ͣ͒̿̐̒h̎͗ͤỉn̈̉̑̈́̈͑g͊̐̚ ̓̊ͭwͫ̄e̓ ͩ̾c̉̎ͭͭͯͯaͣ̎ͣ̌nͨͬ ͨwͣ͊rͪ͒ͨa͑̀p̌̓̉̂ͪ̓ ͊o͆̽ͭ̓̚u͌̍̆̽̎͌͐r ͊̏ͦm̈́͒͆̈ͨ̚ī͗̋ͭn͋̇ͤds̀̏̿ arͤ̚ou̽n̎̿dͦ̄̃̓ ̑̈ͩ̓̂eͦ̿a̋̎ͯ͂̊͒s̒ͭ̌̚iͩ͋̉̊͐̀l̇̓y͋̉̔͛̈͋.̂ W̒͋͛e̽̄͌ ̍͐̈̄̐̑̀h͆̃ȃͪͫͮ̒͆͂vͭͩ͊ͤ̊͐êͨ͗ͬ ͋͑̀͑p͐a͆͐̿̈́rͤ͗̐ͩs̄ͣ̌͛̈e̎̐ͦ̏ͭd͋̂ͧͯ/̀̾̉u̎̓̈́́̒n͗͑̿d̂̃e͆̆rͬ͗ͧ͊ͪͣ̚š̉̾̾̏t̔͐ͯo͛̊od̏̓̈́̏͂ ͗̓ͪin͒d͂ͬí̊͐ͫͧv̂̃̋īͪ͂d̀̀̓̓uͦa͊lͧͩ̽̃͐̓i͋ͣͯty̒ ͩa͊̍n̎̓̀d̿̿̏͌̍̑ ͋̽ͮ̉nͬ̔̀̃ͯõ̽̾̇̾nͣ͗͗ͨ ̈̇͋̿̆ͫš̽ͪ̆̋̓p̒͋͆̔eͨc̽̇̓ͦͧiͧ̃ͭ̿̚a͗l̆̈iͫz̓͑a̓̑̄̃̃t̎͋ͯͬ͂i̾ͧͧ̐ͣ̆̉o̿ͯ̈̚n̐ͨ̀̌̚/̌̿c͛͊͐a͆̑̍͋̾̉̄sͣ̈́̓̔ͭt͑ͮͫ͑͐e̍ͩ͌͛̐͑
̋͑ͤ̌̃sͫͯ̿ͫõ̆̌m͊ͬeͫͬ͑̑w̎̍̽̋͆ͨh̿̋̐̓̊ͫȧͤ̆ͩ͋̃t̔̽
͊b͗͛ͩ͛u͋̓ͯ́t͋̿̊̽ nȍ̄̈́ͫt ͫ̿̋̌á̈̈́ǹͣȃl̃͆̐̈́̏̒͌õ͆͒͂̒ǵi̒͒̄̚eͦ̋͂ͪ̍s̈̂̑
wͦ͗ͪ̏̉ḗ ͒̒ã̋ͬ̀ͫ̌̔r͐ͭ̂̃̔̚e̊ ̍͂ͪaͤͤͨ ľ̽̈́ǐͧ̽ͯ͆ͯ̓tͮ͋̾͂͑͒̀e̿̊̈́̏͐̇r͒̎ͧ͛ȧ̈́ͦľ̿̋ ͌͗̒p̑̏ͮ̏̇e͗ͨ͂̑o̒p̐̌̆̒̎leͮ̎͊
͂buͨ̓͌t̽ͣ ̉͐̆͂ͫt̿ͣ͐͌͛ͫḧ́ͧ̋e̽̎nͦ̎̐͋́ͮ ̏̑aͪ̏͋ͬ̽̑g̊̓ͣ̎̎͆̚aͫ̉ĭn͆ͣ̉ͪ ẁ̌͛̓e ͦm͊ͩ̌ͤ͑ͫo̊s̏ͩ̌̀̊̚tl̃yͧ̍̒̑̋̚ ̉ͭ̈́́ͯͧtͧͯ̔̑͐̍͂a̎̎ͯ̓̄̑̈́l̐ͣ͑̾̈́kͫ͂̏̄ͭ̚ ͋̂̌̊͐̃̊ṫ̿̈o ͦ̄̽͗o̾̚t̄͒ͣ̿ͭ̚hͦe̿͐̒r̍͐ͤ͐̑s͂ͮ ͊͛ͬofͪ̇ ̂̇̽̐͌ͯò̄͐̀u͐̈́ͧ͑rs̉̆ͣͫ͗e͗́̐̓̈́lv̾ͨ̏eͮ̉ͭs͗̀͌

>>53807939


͆ͪͯͬ̏̈͗de̎ͧ̾̓p͊̾̌̐ͮ͒̚e͋ṅͤd̓̀ͩ͆s͒̋ͭ͊̾̓̚ ̓̐̍on͑ͣ̓͋͂ ͪ̍̈w̑ͤhͧ̈́ͯ̚i͆͛cͪ̋͛̏̒h ̐̑͌u͋̈́̽̉ͬn̉ͮͪi̎̃̽̋̈̚t͒͗̾ ͭ̌͊ͯͧy̌ͨͯ́͛ͨoͩͨ̇ͪ̂ͮȗ̓ͣ͂̄̈́͒ ̋͒̎a͗̌sk̿̉͒ͦ͗̓ͨ
ͨͪ̊̀͒ͬ̿1̓̏:̇̔ͯͦ ͩf̊r̓ͮ́i͊̈̆̚eͦñ͋d̈́̓̂s̀ĥ̈́͒͑ȉ͛͌͆̏̋͌p̄̌̽̎
̇̂ͣ̆8̑͋̆̈:͑ ̾P̈́sͤ́̓̉ͧ͊íonͤ͆̏̈́ić̍̓ͦ͗̐͛ ͂̓pͪ̊̏o̔̓ͯ̿ẃeͪ̋ř͐
̑̿ͦ9̍̉ͧ"̃ ̏ͨ̍ͨͨͮex̑ͩp̓̐l͆̎ͬͯ̐̆̔osͤ̈́̍ͮ͋̓i͂ͪón̔ͭ̓sͤ͐
͊͑̾͋̎ͫͧ1̓͐͑͌̆0̍͂̍:̽ ͊ͮ̽ͮ͂̏otͬͮhͭ͊̄ͣ̀͗̚e͋̃r ̄̎̉ͯ͑pe͊o͑͗ͫ͑̂ͯp̑͂͂͑l̈́̈̂̉ėͩ t̃̐͑ͮo͐͐ͦ̏ ̽͐d́͆́o͊ͦ̂͛̌̂̚ ̇̃̃̎ͬ̃m̾͌̈́ͤ͛ͬ̚aͧͭ̄ͫ͛t̐̏̂ĥ̔̈́͋̍ ̿͆̆wiͫ̒ͫ͂th̾͋
͐ͨ̉ͪͤ̓11͗͑ͮ͌:ͤ̀̐̒͊ ̉ͭͯ̋͋̔̊b͒ͫ͂ěͩ̄̇̏ͩͭt͗͗ͧ̑̍̀ͤtͣ̏̓̿eͮͫͧ̂͑̈́rͫ ͦͬͦ̆̏rͬ̓ͫ̐ͤ̾̚e̎͒ͬͨ̂co͊̽̂ͬ̾̀r̽͒ͧͭ̒̾ds̄
ͯ͊̽̇͗̿12:̆͂(̌̔m̎̊ͪ͋͊e)̉ͨ ͆fo̐̊̀r͊ͦ̏ͮ̒̋e͑̍̃ͬk̑͐͛̈nͭo̒wͣĺ̋͑̓ͯêͤͤ́̚d̒̌͑͛̃geͭ ͆ͨȯf̈́ͯͬͦ̎̈́ͪ ̐̓ͣ͐̾fͯͭ̈̾ͯͧu͗̏̉ͪtu̔̂r̓ͪ͐̀e͐ͬ̃ͩ͊͑ ͛ͧtͫ͂̒̃̿̓ḣ͋ͩ̔̋̽rͦeͫ͐ͦ̄̉ͪâ͆̐̿̌ͦt̓̓̐̌ͤs̎̊ ̃ͬ͊͒̈́sͩ̇̊ͮo ́̈ͧt̏͆ͩͣͦͤ̋h̃͌ͭ̈́̿̓a͛̃t̋͑̓͐͋̆ ͣ̓̾ͦ̊̿w͗̓̐͑̎̊̏ê m̽ig̈͋͆̃̑̃h̉̾̋tͬ̂̇͐̈ ̒͐̈a͆̓ͯd̍͊aͪp͆͌ͭ̚t̒̇ͨ̉ͮ ̓̑ͧt͂̈́͗͐ͦ͒őͤ s̽ͩuͫrͪ̓̎̐͑v̌ȉ̔ͫ̍ͨ͐vͩ̒̿͆ë́̍̈́̌ t̃ͮ̍̂̈͋h̒͒̔̊͑ͭ͋eͤ̾ͨm̓ͦͪ̇͐
̐1̔͗̚3̄:͆ͨ͋ A ̽͋̍ͮ͛b̿̋ͮ̌a͑ͮ́͒̇t̒̇t͐ĺ̾͆ͯ̉̂e ̈ͨ͒ͧt̒͑̆̍̍̊oͦͪͪ c̎a̋̒ͫͤ͑̔lͣ̏̚l ̏h͊͂o͆ṁ̽ͧēͭͩ̂

>>53807857
I swear to God those Ploraxians are some of the-
>closes his mouth unwilling to create a diplomatic incident
>>53807887
Would you feel better if we gave you the wreckage from the next war? Don't worry they'll always be more of that. And maybe we'll hire you as privateers then we'll see if that belligerence is backed up by skill in combat.

>>53807933
Sigh. I'd rather not comment on all that.
>>53807857
All I'm going to say is, keep an eye on those avarians.
>>53807949
Yes, I...figured.

>>53808029
>Ays maintains his blank expression and turns his one eye towards his Zambla, and thinks about cleaning it again.

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(OOC: Turns out I still have some time so I'll fire off some quick replies)
>>53807818
The Galactic Friend misunderstands us? Allow us to explain. The *dancing* is two-faceted, when a thing transitions from one thing to another. *Electron dancing* is when the electricity *dances* from one *Neurojelly unit* to a different *neurojelly* unit. *dancing* has other meanings too: struggle, and movement set to music. It is a complicated *thinking* indeed!
>>53807857
It is *confusing* the *electron dance*, yes. And it is even bruising our *synapses*! We can hold it without it being consumed, but it is very painful. Please extract the *unit* unless you wish it gone soon-ish!

We are displaying an image of the *unit* now. Please let us know if anyone will claim it.

>>53808065
Well I admit dancing has merely one meaning to us, but you've given me something to think about.

>>53807939
I want to be able to pronounce your name. But since we both know I can't have that I would like to know what you could offer to me and the United Empire.

>>53807939
It's not what, baby. It's how much.
>>53808025
I sense deamining intents in those sentences.

>>53808115
You would be correct. I know you have a low opinion of the UE and you know I do not think so highly of you but we are both warriors and naval captains. You have already seen me fight now tell me of your people's way of war. And if you truly feel your honor has been wounded perhaps a duel will satisfy you,blade to blade.

>>53808065
Sure,just send me your coordinates and I'll personally handle it.
>>53808029
Well,I am good friends with them.I trust them.

Regardless,not like they could kill me.
Or anything,for that matter.
>>53808025
Yeah,I know.They get some history wrong,and can jump the gun.But they mean well,and they've saved our asses before.
>>53807939
What do you want?

I like your name,by the way.Junior or Senior?

>>53808188
Why would I let you into the tactics of my people? Furthermore, you human should know them all too well. And if you think you can match a female Mahkravi in a duel while possessing no psyonic signature, I'm afraid you are delusional.

>>53808232
I don't believe I've fought your people during my days in the Imperial navy much of the conflicts with the Mahkravi are unknown to me but I did hear of a rather major victory of the Empire at Collahravi about 80 years back is that what you keep going on about? And I've fought the abominations from the Wastes and lived so I am up for any challenge.

>>53808390
>>53808232
Heh,psionics.I'm glad that isn't my problem.

Also,Karl,keep in mind that while the abominations were powerful to us,they were pretty much rats to the Wastes.

>>53808435
Well,powerful to you,I mean.

Not to brag or anything,but I just shot em in the face once to kill em.

>>53808449
Well who said that was the first time I've fought Wastes creatures?
I have a long and illustrious military career Carter but that doesn't mean I don't have any secrets left. Especially in regards to extradimensional warfare.

>>53808552
Do you have much experience fighting psychic creatures Admiral?

>>53808552
Oh no,I don't doubt you have.Sorry if you misunderstood me.
Rifts have opened in the past,and I'm sure that a few have opened in UE space.

Just that the only ones that can come out to this reality are the weakest ones.Rats and fleas.

I know you haven't been to the Wastes themselves,though.You would never had left.

>>53808595
Will you ever stop flaunting, ambassador?
>>53808390
I remember no such conflict. We're talking something way older and way less trivial than a simple war.

>>53808577
I have indeed. While much of my exploits are classified I am the reason the UE is researching psionic and dimensional weapons with me registering as null being a direct effect of one of those projects. In fact I can not be affected by psionics of any kind because of this. Which I guess is a good thing.

>>53808632
Ain't flaunting if it's true,human hater.
>>53808677
Oh,cool.You're null too.
Seems the UE made some advances in psionics.

>>53808632
Please inform me of what it is. And it may have been a different group of Mahkravi who we engaged but that is the most recent conflict between our people in Imperial records at least.

>>53808677
We Imin all master a practice since we encountered other psionic beings in the galaxy. We call the Akoh Nosh. In short, it can nullify a opposing psionic creature for a time, with only the most powerful being able to do it permanently. If a Imin uses it on another Imin however its considered a great crime.

>>53808704
>>53808677
>>53808632

>>53808768
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> Ambassador Carter of the Carneym Wastes 06/14/17(Wed)20:42:28 No.53808696 ▶
>>>53808632
>Ain't flaunting if it's true,human hater.
>>>53808677
>Oh,cool.You're null too.
>Seems the UE made some advances in psionics.
>>53808704
>>53808632
>>53808595
>>53808577

wͬͧě̄̾ͩ̚ hͯ̒atͪ̆̏̓́̏eͫͯ͋ ̑ͧ̿̄͊̓̚t̑̾̄̆ͣo͑̽ ̆̉̐͛̂ì͊n̊͊́̎̄ͫ̒t̂̈́̏ͪ̉ē̐r͂̓̂ͮ̎r͒u̾̓p͛t ̓ͣy̓ͫ̈̑͐ò̓̃ͣ͂̽u̔̋ͤ͂ͨ͗r̿ ̀d̑̊͌́̓̽a͒ͩ̆i͂̓ͭl̂̓́ͩ̍y̋ ͌ͬ̀͒̔̚ả̒ͤ̒͂̆r̒ͭ͑̋gͣͪ̌ͬu̎͒m͆̇ent ͒ͣ̾̌͋͑ͦbͦ͑ut̍ ͆͛̆̉͌ͣd̒i͑dͪ̾ itͭ́ ̐̏ev̌eŕͫ̈̌̐ ͌̽̃ͧ̏̔ǒͤccͦ̓ͣ̽͒̍ȗ̽ͨr͗ͤͤͦͣ ́͆̈́̈́̆̚ẗ́ͪǒ͛̓ͮ ̌̇̃̇͗y̓͐ͦͪ̓o̾ͨ͐̒ͯ͛ǘ̾ͤ ͋̽͒̋tͣ̾ͯ͑͛̒͛h͑͑̇aͬ̑̈ͨͩ͐t̊̏ ͪ̊ͦͩ̾s̀ͫͨ̏i̎ͤ̃̐nc̔ͫ̂eͭ͒ ̇ͯ̆iͩ̍̍t̉̓ ̿ͤ͂ͮ̆h͗ȁ̍̊ͦs ͗̍̈́̄͌̏̌b̏ͯ͒̓̆͌͌e̽̍͋̓̾̔ẽ͛̽͆́͗̾n̿ͦͮ ̋ͩeͫ̚s̒ͩ͊̐t̉͆ͧaͬḃ̄l̎̒ͣ̐̈ͦi͂͂͋ͣ̑sͭ̓̏͌͗h̽̓̓ͬ̒ͪĕͫd͂̾͋̓ ͛ͨ͋͒̀t̓̔ͯhaͣt t̓he̎ͧͬȑͦ̇ͮ͌̽eͤ̂̓͋̊̽ ̔ar͆ͧͦe t̑w̾ͩͭ̆̓oͭ̒̋ ͯ͂ͩ̇̚pa̓͑͆͌r̀ǎ̉̉͗l̏̇͒ľ̄ͯ͐ė̏͂̔͊̾l̊̊ͬ ̋͒̌͆̒ͩ͂ě͗̎͂̀͗a̔͗͛ͭ͐rͨtͫ̆h ̈ͧ͒̇thͭ̈́ͫe͗̂̍rͯͩ̎e ͯ́ͧcͤ̇͌͑͋̿̚oͦ̑ͩ̃̚uͤ̊̒̿̀̉̾ld͋̎̋ ͮ̈ͨͬ̆ͬb̈͗eͯ͒ ̃̌̃̚a̽̆̊̽͗ ͊͐tͦ̔hĭ̎͑̈̎rͨ̈́͛ͧ̐̊d͛ͨ t̔ͧͧͭ̔h͑͊͗ͭa͂ͩ̇̎tͬͯͮ̄̆̆ ͦ͊̀ma̎ͮd̽̋̏ěͤ̄̀̈́̋̚ tͣ͆̑͑̚h̉eͦ poͭͤi͒ͨͮ̽n̾̾̇ͭ̇t͌̉̆y̍̍ͨ ̒͂ͪ̔̈ͮm̏̂͆e͋͌͗ͣͭͧͫa͗̊͋tͦ?̏ͭ̇̉

>>53808704
Actually,please do.I'd like to know as well.

Just lemme get another neural clump first.
>>53808722
Cool.So,do you use it defensively?Like nullifying your troops from psionic attacks?
>>53808786
Maybe.Alternate Earth?Seems like it could work.

>>53808696
And some missteps as well I must admit. But these psionic crystals we have discovered lately have advanced our research greatly.

>>53808704
Our people never fought such a battle. As I stated countless times, we are neutral and there would be no reasonf or us to engage in any prolonged conflict.

>>53808809
Great.Hope the ice cream machine will be fully powered soon,if it already isn't.
Actually,I may be able to take a few specimens of the Wastes to you,since you can't do it yourself.Before they decay,you could learn more about nullification and extradimensonal creatures.

>>53808823
Well then what is the reason for your anger?

>>53808823
So,then why'd you mention an uprising and genetic tampering earlier?

>>53808807
More so we stop enemy psionics from doing anything with their powers. It's actually quite entertaining to watch them panic because they can't use them anymore.

>>53808849
While the Ice Cream Maker may be a testbed for the weapon we are currently constructing a vessel massive enough and armored enough to provide an effective platform for it. It is being constructed above Mars itself and will be known as "Hell's Arrow". If you want I'd be quite pleased to be give you an inspection of it. It is quite advanced and it's psychic defenses are state of the art.

>>53808906
Must be.Honestly,I could never see why a psionics user wouldn't carry more weaponry.Backups are important.
>>53808934
Okay.I'd be glad to.Though I don't know what you mean by state of the art.Null means that it not only is immune to psionics,but actively hurts psionic users.Like an empty hole in their psionic view.
It's what prevents psionic Astral travel to the Wastes.

So,have you found a way other than nulls?

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Hail fellow denizens of the galaxy, I Overlord Thymbald, Earl of Lycaster come before you to address the issue at hand concerning unfair taxation. The federation heaps too great a burden upon my people and they come to me with cries of mercy for the weight of taxation crushes any hope they have of economic mobility. How can we support an army to serve the direct interests of our land and their defense when our people are pressed like fruit until all wealth is sapped from them?

We must lower this unseemly tax rate in the name of member-state liberty. We can raise our own military forces and support our own societal engineering projects such as building roads without giving funds to a federal government that never returns the services it promises for the tithe we surrender.

>>53809013

ar̓̑͌ẻ͛ͧͫ ̇̑ͬ̈y͛ͭ̒̽ouͤͪ̈̽ ̽͆̊ͣͩe̓ͪ̽v̎͊͒e͊̈ͦ̎̽n̋͌͑̇ͫ ͯ̐̈ͨi̓̍͛̍n̽͆ t̓ͧͤh̆ͧͬ̋̾ĭ͊͂̓sͭͣͪ̐ͬ̈́ ̌̚fͯͨ͒ẽ̈́d͋eͫ̇͂̔rͩͤa͊t̒io̊̇ͤͣ̂nͪ?̐ͦ̃
ͦ̌d͆o̓͌ͪe̐̓͌̉ͯs ̽̿ͧ́̌ͭt͛̊̈̓͒̏hͪi̎̒ṡ͊͆̍ͮ̌ͨ ̈́f̒ͨͯͩ̄͛e̓d̄ë̽̏̉͐r͌̋ͭ͗̓a̎t̃ͮ̾̄̚iỏ̓̐̆nͮ̋̋ ͣ͂̀̏͗̽e͊̏̌̃̽ven̄̋̾̓̾ ̽̽̄h̽̉̀ͩ̍̃̉a͂̿̽̎̈͆ͮv̈́̉͑̉̏̉e̿̽̉͑̑ͤ ͤ̓̾t̂̊̐̔åͤ̄xͭeͧ̇sͯ͒͛ͤ̚?̀̔ͫ͊̚
ĥ͊̓a̽̔v̌ͯ̑̒̽è̑̇ ͨ̽̋ͭͪͧw̿ͭ̂ͤ̐̿̍e͐ͭͨͨ̌͒/u͌̆͂̔s̽̈́ͩ/í ̆̌̍͗̚eve͋̇̊r͐͂͑ ͋ͧm̑̿e͗ͧ̃ͬ͆̃̀t?̈́ͦ
look im prefectly happy with more dudes joining but you need to have a name and you need to not act like you've always been here

>>53809013
You claim to have no money yet independent investigators of the Galactic Federation have consistently pointed, in multiple visits, that the largest part of your expenditure budget is used dedicated to your military forces and a militarized police force. According to their reports, a large chunk of this is spent in outdated power armor models or stylized ones that serve little practical function, laser swords and other weapons that are more extravagant than functional.

Surely you can cut back on your military expenses and reduce your own keep of the taxation to alleviate your people rather than wiggle out of galaxy wide tax rates that have being in place for hundreds of years.

>>53809013
Wait,we tax you?I don't even think we've met.

Where do you live?

>>53809006
Some rely too much on their powers and it's their undoing. If that is the daw I say they deserve what they get.

>>53809013
Galaxy tax rates are detailed at the moment of joining the federation, and discussed again every 10 cycles. Clearly, this is not the time for you to complain about taxes. Furthermore, you are always free to stop paying the protection fee- don't come complaining if pirates start dwelling all over your trade routes, however.

>>53809131
I agree.Always liked seeing people killed by their stupidity.

So,can Imin use Astral projection?

>>53809006
When a current and energy is applied to one of these crystals these crystals can be used either as an amplifier or nullifier of psychic fields. The bridge and most of of the hull is protected by these fields while the main crystal is used to produce a focused psychic beam which because of the violence and death the crystal experienced can kill and seriously wound even the most powerful entities.

>>53809155
Yes, we can detach ourselves from our bodies and soar far above them. Allows for us to travel so far and observe things other can't.

>>53809168
I see.So,it seems you've learned how to harness psionic fields.
As for the crystal itself,I doubt it alone could kill a Court member,but it could severely weaken it,and so can mine.Together,we can kill one,but we'd have to coordinate it.

However,the need of a current is worrying.Wastes creatures are naturally null,and you said you are a null as well.Why do you require a current?If the electricity goes out,it will fail.

And Vox can put out the electricity.
>>53809196
Okay.So,can you see the Shroud?

w̋͆͆̚eͤ̓͒ͦ̂́ ̏̄̽͊sͤ̐̽̔̽h͌͂̋ãͤ̏̓̍̃l̃ͨ̃͆̃l ̽s̍̂̂̉lͪȕ̑ͦ͒mͤ̽̂ͧbͭ̓̔̎ė͆r͆/ͤ̓r͊̄̊̾̉ͧe̊͑͐̃̍s̍ͪtͫ ̓̊ͦͣ͗ŝ̃ͣ̄́͗o̾̄̆̆oͣ̀̓n͐̆͛ͬ̌
b̓̎ͬͯ͐ǔ̽̑̀ͨͪtͩ͆̉̐ ̽̌ͯ̿̓̒ẅ́̿ͧͭ͛̋e͌͋ ͬͤ͂h̐a̋ͭ̄̽͋͗vͦ̆e ̉̂to̍ ͧͬ̐̆̔aͪ̈ͩͬ̃̑s̋̌̐͋ͭ̚̚k͆͋͋̄ͬ̓
ͦͯ̓w̍͗ͮ͂̇h̓̉̀ͯa̍̀tͧ͂̇̀̌s͌̓ ͫw̔ͩ̎ͪ̒i͗̄͋t͆h ̾̂̌ͧͬ̓a͑̀l͗̓ͤl̔̐̋ ̆ͮͦ̃̈̋tͤ̉̍h̿ͬ̏͆e͐ͬ͌̌͗sȇͤ́͛ pe͆̓̓opͬ̋̃̋lͬ̔͛̇͛e ̑̄͗̀̈́ẘ́ảͬͫ͛̒̈ͯl̽̏̃̐͑͋ḱi̍́ͣͪͫͩͨnͯ̿g̑ ͛̾̄ͣ̒͂̆a͂n͒d̿͐̒̊ͪ͑ ͮ͋̇̓̂̓p̒re̎̽t̔̿ͮȅ͆̑ͧͮn͑ͫd̄̿̚inͬg̓ͦ ͐̍t̒h͗͗̎̓̚e̐ͭ̆̆y̓ ͌̑̐̊́h̀̽ͪ̌͐̆̿avͩ̓̒̀ͬ̚e̿̽̈́ ̿̔ͤ̉aͤ̈l̐͑̍̂ͤ̒̐w͛ắ͑̍͊ys͊̈́̓ ͮ͋ͣ͊̓̆̂ beěͤͨṅ̂ ̎̈̄́ͫͧ̐mͩ̆e͊͂̑̊͂ͤ͑m̑̓͒ͤͬḃ̄̎́e͊̔͛̄̽̚r͑̊͛̓̿s ͂ͣ̄ͮo̾̔f ͭ ͨ̓̑̚tͭͧ̌̂̿̿ͪh̓́̍́i͛ͣs̑̋̑̊͑ ͗̔̀ͩ̀f͒̔͂ͣ̾eͫ͐̊ͫͬ͛d̋̑̚ë́̀̈̓r̊͌ͯ̄ͨ̎̓a̓̆ͭ̚t͋̓̎̓i͌͆ͬ̈ͪ̿ͣőͩn̆̚
͂̂̑ͯ̌̒̍

>>53809253
The great darkness, full of voices and temptations. It's a dangerous place for the unprepared, and one must always thread carefully in its depths.

>>53809281
I haven't seen it,although I've never met Overlord Thymbald.I myself am only an ally,however,so that may be why I never heard of him.

>>53809305

w̎͂̈eͫͧ̇ͦ̚ g̀ͪ͐̍̑̚oͬ́͂ͩ̌̎ͫ ͩ͒́f͆́o͗̒ͯ̍r ̄̌͋ͨ̂̚wͭͣ͛͋ͯǎ̈̾ͤ̉̎̽lͨ̄̌̑͋ͭͤk̀̀̄̐ͨͦs̋̽͗̇ͮ ͩ̈́̓t̓́̽ͭͬ̓̽h͒͛͐er̎e͋ͬ́̌͗ͭ ̒͒̂̂͒s̄ó͆̍̋m̐ͤ̊ͣet̃ͩiͨ̔m̐ͦ̓̀̒͛̄e͋̋̃̆̐̔sͫ
̀̿ͯ̉ͣ̚i͛̇̿̍̓̎t̀̋͑̂ͮͧš̄͐̂͆ ̎̃̔̐ͧ̚raͮ̋͂̈ẗ́̔̍̂͂̉̚hͪ͊̚eͪͭ͊̊ͤ̚r̽ ͂̉b͒̌̑ͪo͛̓͑̽̋͋ͭr̓̇i͂n̄gͬ̿̉

>>53809324
I once met a creature there, he offered me immortality and a golden age for my people, lasting exactly 439 years. I have always wondered as to why that was the specific number.

>>53809324
It is.Plus,the residents are rather stupid and talk like wise old men for some reason,and offer contracts and shit.But
>>53809305
Could you keep watch of it for any Dominion astral activity?I would myself,but I have other things to do as well.

>>53809346
Cause he was a fucking autist.The Shroud is full of retards like that.They aren't lying,but they always fuck you over.

>>53809350
Well, is there anything in specific you are looking out for? Impending attack, signals for help? That sort of stuff.

>>53809372
Dominion members asking for contracts and worshipping entities.If you see them,could you track their location and send it to me so I can kill their minds and render them comatose?

>>53809253
I am null from a previous experiment so I don't need a current and perhaps that will work. I think we can all now state what's been on everyone's minds as well: the Eortans at least the great majority are dead that must be the reason for the silence and lack of trade from their space.

>>53809134
We have requested aid on numerous occasions yet not once have we received a host in time to proactively finish the looming threat of extragalactic raiders in the Halo Zone. If forces ever do arrive, they always do so after the scrimmage has concluded and the wounds dealt. Granted in their defense they lend aid in the reconstruction of destroyed settlements, but this is ill-spent currency on reactive "aid". We desperately need a greater host of forces permanently stationed to use at our discretion to repel these uncouth invaders from beyond or to launch an assault on wherever these cretins breed and exterminate them once and for all.

>>53809091
You would have us cease to create the previous exeoskeletons which house our delicate incorporeal forms?

>>53809403
Very well Carter, I shall do this. You should know I can kill them inside the Shroud, so long as I hold my Zambla while I enter.

>>53809421
ẙ͆̒͒̾eͧ͆ahͦ͒̊ͤ̆̍͊ ̆̋ͣ̏͒tͪͩͬ̉̈ͩhͩ̇̉͗͑̏erͦ̍ͬͤ̓̒̚e̎ͭ̋͊̇̂͗ ͭ͗ͭͧà̆ͮ͌ͨͣ͂l̆̋wͨ̋̈aͯ̔̇͋͒yͫs͂ͭ͑͂̈́̀ͪ ͂ͨt͊̊hiͮ̒̈́̋̉ͬnͩͦ́ͨ͒̚g̑ͮ̂ͨͮ͒s̏ ̆͐ͭ͐̊́͛ofͮ̈̓f͗͒ͨe͌r̆̑͌̎in͒̀ͨͦg͐ ͩ̑̌ͨ͋̋deͩ͗ͯ̆̈ͮaͣlͯ̊͗̋ ͣͬb̄u͆̂̿t̐ͦ ͣ͊s̔ͤïͧǹ̆ͮc̊ͦ̆ͤe̋ͯ͋ ̉̈͌ͧ̍͊wͦ̊ͪ͋ẻ̎̐̎ͫ̀ ̿ͧͣ͒̉̐̿d͛̃ͫ͑̇̉̄oͯ͑ͤn̒ͣẗ ̉ͭr͑ͦȅa͒͛͛̍lͦ̃͛͛̎̽lͮ̑ͦy͌͌́͊ ͮh́ͦ́̈́̂̑a̒v̓͒̊̆e̐̿̚ ͗aͮͨm̽͛̓͂̎b̿̍ͨͦ͐̊i̒͊̈́ͮ̑t̽͆͑͐̽i̍̈́̉öͨnͨ ̋͐̀̈ͧ͑iͫ̋t̓ͣͮ̉̍ ̾ͣrͧͧͧe̊̀ȁ̓̾ͣͮ̃l̀͛l̉͗̄y ͒͂̿̒̓̚d͆ͬ̏͑̃̉̐oͨ̓̚e͌ͦsn̋̂̀͒'̂̾̌tͯ͛ ͦͨ̀ͣw̿ͬ̂ōͪ̓̃͐̈́̓rk ö͐̇̊̈ͩn̍ ̆̿ͤu͗ͨͨs͌̓
̇͒ͬ̎̌̿ā̏͐ͭ̚n͐͋ͯͪ͛̆y̐w̾ͣã̀͗̎̒͛yͩ͒͑š̏̿ͬ̃ ̒̔̇̀͌̐wͧ͂̑̏͂̿e ̔̾ͧ͋̾s̿͂ͤͤ̌h̐́̇̃͛a̐̈́̀l̎̆̇ͩ̓ͮ̚l ̈͌̂̋ͯ́sle͆͑̏ͣepͬ
̏ͭ̂wͯͧ͋̽heͮ͐ͤͯn̓̍̚ ͋ͬ͋̊͌w̍͑̓́̈́e͂ ͣg̽̓e͑̄ͫ̃̒ͩt̏̇̒͒ ͣͭ͌́̑̈́b͗͒͌̇a͌̈́͋ͨc̈ͨkͧ ͒̿̊̃ͪͪïͯ̏f̐̿͛̐̆ͦ ͒͋̓͊͒yͦͣ͆̏ͮ̋ͣö̈uͦ͑̌̊ͫͨͤ ̆n̊͊͗̄͐͐e̊͂͗ͫ͐ͣ̚eͨď͌̇͐͋ͪ̊ ́̌u͊̆͌̋s̏͆͋̽̔ͬͯ ͒ͫͪ̓̿̀tō ͣ̐ͦ͗͋ͨkͨ̉͑̈́il͋̈ͪͧ̉̄l͌ͧͬ̐ ͑̉̈aͪ͛͐̊́ ͦ͆ͯ̔̆t̂ͩ̏hȋ̾n̍̌͊k͆̀̉͑ ̓̎̋̍m͐eͧ͆͋͌̾a͂̒̄t͗͂͐ͦͭ̌͒ ̇t͐̑̋ͫ͑̎h͆͊̒iͬͬ͆ͣ̽͊ńg̋͌
̊w̄̆̒̓̓è̇̆͐ ̈́̐̊̄ͯc͌͑aň̑ͣͨ͑ ͮdo͒̓̚ ͑̔̿̒i͒ͮͭͤͮt͗̌̏ͯ͗̈́͌
̎̽͗̏̂

>>53809420
Well what threats are currently troubling your people? We have heard nothing of them and the Federation military is only a few months old so it is easy to understand why our forces have been slow to respond.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>53809421
Yeah,but I can too,and I'd rather do it myself.That way I can beat em up with brass knuckles.
>>53809420
So,who are you?What are your people?Refugees from another dimension,small slugs,dead wisps,etc?
>>53809409
Have you made this experiment widespread,or was it a freak accident?

And I also share your sentiments.It appears Eortan has gone off the grid.No trade,no news,nothing.Not even trade has gone in and out,and no ships were detected.

Prethoryn,have your supplies been accepted by live workers,or even acknowledged?

>>53809421
Regardless,thank you.

>>53809453
To fall to such gifts in the shroud shows weakness, but the greater the gift the greater the actual psychic users abilities.

>>53809494
Well I will monoitor it closely for you and report back on anything I see.

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>>53807857
>Munching continues for a bit, before ASMODEUS swallows again in order to speak
>"Well, the interloper was suitably punished for it's rash actions and most of the rips in space-time have closed up, but that's only the good news"
>"The interloper managed to escape from the Court's notice and we don't know where it's gone, along with the tiny issue of there potentially being new Court entities being born in a similar manner as the interloper itself"
>He starts chuckling nervously

>>53809494
w͒̍̊ẽ̄ u͛̃̔ͫ̐ͧṅ̾ͩl̃őaͩ͂̒d ̆̈́ͨt̽͛h͊̔̀ĕͩ̈ ́ͬ̔̃͆̐̈s̑̊ͧ͑ŭͩ̓̋p̾͋̑̇́pͯ̑̿ͮ̇l̇̋ie̍̓ͩͣ̽͗ͪŝ͒̽̃
̌ẃ̍̆̆̒ḧ́͊̆͌͂̇enͣ͛́ͣͭ ̋̐ͦ̓̀w̌͂̋ͪ͐ͫeͪͨ͌ ͫͧs̓͛̇̂ͦe͛ͨͯ͐̉̔n̐̍ͬ̀̈d̂ͮ̆͂̍ͫ̽ ͒t̀̒h͆̐̊e̿̈́ ̽̔̉͂̒̈̚në́ͯ͂̋x̏t̄ ̍lͣͫ̔ͭoaͬ̆ͨͪ̃̿̓dͬ ͬͭtͮ̃̋͑͛̈́h̆ͭ̚eÿ́ a̔͂̌ͨ̐re̓ ̔̉̐n͑̐̑̓̆̏̀oͤ͊͛ͮ͋ͤ ̏̍ͯ̈͐l̋̆ͤ̄ͤoͯ͒̆̃̆ñ͊geͫ̍ͦ̊́̚r̂̔ ̏̄̐̓ṫ͌heͫͧ̍̓rẻ̾
ͤ̀ot͂̏͐͊ͨͬḣ͒̈́̐͗̿e͊rͦͧ͑ͧ th͐ͦ̓̂̓̊ͯa͂̇ͨ͒̉n͋ͦ̆̽ͩͣ ̐̾̓ͩ̃th̽atͮ
í̃̊̾t̆͂ͣs̐ͮ ̚l͛̓ͪͨͤĩkͣ̏ͮ͑̎̓̂e͑ t̊͋ͤ̊h̏̇ͧ͊eͬŷ̓ ͋̿̄ä́̑̀̌̈́ͩͩl̚l̋̆
ͩ̊̒f̄̍ͨͭe̐ͪ̑ͦ͛ͧl̇̔̒lͪ̽ ̆ͦ̿d̊͆̊ó̊̿̐wn̿̂͛ͯͤ
ͮăͮn̏̎ͣ̇̉̚d͗͐ͯͫ̉̍ ̂ͨͭͫͨͬe͂ͤ̓͛͂n͑̇è̉ͦ̔ͪͭď̓̽̆͐eͬͨd
́͂i͐͆nͩ ͪ̏t͗h̀̇̎ͣ̾e͐̇̉ ̏ͤ̉̒̎ͩn̓̑iǧ̑͑͌ht͛ ̌̂̂̀

>>53809543
Well,all the Wastes rifts were closed.I know that.

As for new entities,I don't know of any others.
If one appears,or has appeared,please tell me.

But I ain't letting anyone do that to my Wastes again to birth another.They wanna bring an entity out,they can do something else.

>>53809582
I see.
Maybe they have gone into hiding?

>>53809615
w̢e͜ ̸͜͠d̵͜o͝nt͡ ̨k̡̨͘n̷̡ów͞͝ ̴͟w̨e ǹè̶ed́ ͘͘͢tǫ̵ ̛͘͡slè͡è͜p͢͠
̶ąĺ̨͢l̨͘ ̡͝o͡f͠ ̸̨o̶̧u̴r ͜a͝g̀͝e̕͢n̴̴̨ts̴ t̴̵h̴e̕r̷͝e͢ ̢ḩ̵áv͘e̸͘ ͡g̡o̷͘n̷e ̀s͡i̴l͟͝͡én͞t͢͠͞ ͟à̸͢s͜ ̴we̸̕ll ̵̸if̴͜ ̶͝tha͡t̶ ͢h̨e̢͝l̵͝p͞s̵
͠w̡e̶̢ ̕f̸̸e͠á͜͡r̴̷ ̢t̵he͢ ̧͝w̕͠or̕͘͢s̶t͘͢͞
͜ma̸y̧̡b̕e͠ ́g̨ìv̴in̸g̴ ́͜t͘͜h̢͜e̶m ͞
̡͟͡n̷͡a̸̢p̴á̛lm̶̴
̶͜͠ąg͘eņt͡ or̴͢g͟͞à̶n̵
͢n̡u͠k̴͜e̴̢ś͘͞ ͡
̢̧g̨̡͘r̛e̸̕͞nàd̷e̕s͜
̵̷͟a̵͞nd̷ ͘s̸a̢̧r̸in͞ ͡w͜á̛s͘͟ ̵͡à̛ ̶͜͞b̢̢͡a͘͜d ͞p͘͡l̴̢an͟
͞͠i̵͠͞t̕ ́ẁ͠a͘͢͢s̕ ̴a̧ bi͜ţ͘ ̡o̶͘f̸̶͞ ̡͢a̡͠ ̶̴k̵͝͝ņé̶̶é͘ j́̕͟erk̷̴ ͘͜͟ŗ́ę̶a̷ct̸ion͘ ͜a̡̧͟g̵ai̢͡n̷̡͘s͟͠t͘͝ ̛r͠͠eb̡e͢͢l̡l̷͘i͜o̕͝ń̢s t̶h̵̵̛o͟͝u͜͝g̨h
̷if̡ ́͟w͢e ̀́k̕n̸̢e͟ẃ͘͞ ̸w͝h̷̀͢a̷t͟ ̢̀͡w͜e̡̧͠ ̷͟ķn̵̛ęw̕͠ ͟͢t̸̀h̡̕e͟n̶̨͟ ̶wȩ͢ ̸wo͟͠ų̷̨ĺ̷̢d̶ ̢s̛t͘i̢l̢l͟ do ͘͝t͝h͘͟͝e̶ ̶̵s͜͟a̵m̶e ̶t̷h͞͝i̶̛͘n̷̢̕g̡͟

>>53809615
All of them? And remember earlier today we saw strange images of destroyed worlds so perhaps they were consumed by something new.

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>>53809464
The wretches call themselves the 'Horde'. They seek to lay claim to the outer reaches of the galaxy and settle the ancient worlds which are sacred to us. They care not for what lives upon them and field legions of organic robots to scour any life from the surface and teraform the planets to support their biology. Our forces are naturally superior, but it takes us decades to replace losses while the unnamed hordes recover seemingly in days. Burning those worlds they would otherwise seize seems to slow their advance and we have even recovered some lost holy worlds at great cost- but is not sustainable. We need external assistance or the money to bolster the fleet and mobilize more of the adults.

>>53809615
I am about to enter the shroud. I will Taxla who will rely to you my findings.
>Ays' eye lights up, illuminating the room as he grips his zambla tightly. His body suddenly goes limp, claws wrapped tightly around the zambla as two cloaked Imin enter and place him in a stretcher and carry him out.

Ooc night guys

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>>53809494
>So,who are you?What are your people?Refugees from another dimension,small slugs,dead wisps,etc?
We are sapient gaseous slime molds made of ultra-light organic foam that float due to the lower gravity of the worlds out here. Were it not for our savior we would have remained hopeless blobs of carbon aimlessly wandering about our world, our minds trapped in a body incapable of manipulation of its surrounding environment. We are clad in great exoskeletal suits responsive to the electric impulses that run through our bodies, giving us hands, legs, and additional sensory modes such as sonic impulses. Prior to his glorious intervention we were restricted to viewing the world as energy and communicating through binary impulses.

>>53809655
Maybe they killed themselves?
>>53809661
Burning worlds...perhaps their violence awakened something....
>>53809724
Understood.Goodbye,Ays.
>>53809672
>>53809820
Who was your savior?

As for the biological robots,that sounds like a Hive.Or at the very least a horde of hungry enemies.

Have you tried communication?

>>53809672
Well what kind of forces do you need? The United Empire Is always willing to support another Federation member as long as you can offer food and shelter to our soldiers on campaign there.

>>53809883
Nuclear weapons and naplam are not enough to shatter an interstellar kingdom. Carter can you take a scout ship there to see if you can find what did?

>>53809940
Perhaps.I will soon,but I'd recommend waiting first.Perhaps the Ambassador will return.

>>53809973
I don't want to do anything rash yet.If the Eortan guy comes back,which I hope he does,I'd rather not mess up his lore,you know?What if he had something planned?

>>53810124
Same here too. Doomsday will be the back up though. And for the Mahkravi do you remember why they don't like humans

>>53809883
Our savior is the legendary Baron Rogyrd who was a lord of some "Angel Land". He was a humanoid, which is why our suits possess a single pair of arms and legs, and we have not changed from the concept he handed down to us several thousand years ago.

>>53809912
We need more ships but we especially need more men to drive out this "hive" as you call it from our worlds. As of now we have lost a fourth of our former territory and we are struggling to hold what is currently possessed. Or if possible to eliminate the source of this plague. If their endless growth can be halted they will all eventually lay still before our smoking railguns.

>>53810219
We can have the fourth army there within a day with all of it's accompanying warmachines and weapons as well and we can attach a naval flotilla to it for orbital support. And as well as the Federation your people would make welcome members of the United Empire and I'm sure the Emperor would be glad to offer you our full protection.

>>53810219
Maybe I can make a toxin,genocide the Horde from existence.Do you have any samples?
>>53810209
Okay,I'm fine with that.If he doesn't come back soon,maybe we can count it as a lost sector or something.

As for the Mahkravi,I don't know.I want to find out too.

>>53810559
You might be able to get part of the Horde but if any of them survive they could learn and adapt to the toxin and even attack the Wastes as well.

>>53810849
The Horde?Attack the Wastes?
Naw,that's impossible.They can't even beat robotics.Their only strength is numbers.

Don't be ridiculous,Karl.They may seem scary,but you'd be suprised at what my toxins can do.

However,could you send a fleet or two over?As backup,if the toxin doesn't kill them outright,you could bombard them from orbit.

>>53810967
I mean,Thymbald didn't mention anything about adaptation,and even if he did that isn't much help in the Wastes.

The Wastes are practically untouchable,unless extra dimensional beings arrive,and even then OMEGA couldn't even use Cessation on it.

>>53810967
Well perhaps you underestimate them. Maybe they're what's keeping the Eortans busy and burning all of those worlds. Imagine if that Court entity got in control of them and then in the words of one of my CO's "we'd be fucked till we can't fuck anymore".

>>53811277
Perhaps.
Your CO sounds like a wise man.That gives me an idea.

Here's an idea.Maybe we include something in Prethoryn's next shipment?Something that they would notice?

>>53811411
That who would notice? And only if the Ploraxians don't freak out like last time. I'd rather not have a neutral system mined again. It makes us look bad.

**RECORDED TRANSMISSION**
Is this thing on? They're coming. Our scout ship is being consumed as I transmit. We have found a vast armada of organic vessels. They are bound right for the heart of Federation Space. I'm sorry we didn't warn you sooner. We thought to study the heart of thei-

*END*

>>53811678
Anything.Robots,natives-something that would spark attention.Like something labeled water that is actually a small nucleur bomb?

And yes,we'd have to suffer the brunt of Ploraxian anger,but we need to know what happened.

>>53811724
Aw geez.Karl,you have toxin missiles,right?I say we wait for this thing to areive,then blow it out to the next galaxy.

>>53811757
>>53811742
See Carter I told you. I bet it's this Horde again. And let's get the Ploraxians to handle the threat. Unmanned cargo freighters containing contraband will lead then into Horde and Eortan space to figure out what's going on and preferably to fight it.

>>53811900
Hey,I agreed with you on everything except it harming the Wastes.

So,we send Ploraxian ships,loaded with explosives,then wait for a response?

>>53812023
If we do anything,I'd say we do something that'd take a little bit of time,so that we can see if the Eortan guy comes back.

>>53812036
Ooc
I just realised my tag is messed up.

>>53812023
Yes. And if there is any it will be aimed at the Ploraxians and their Emperor can duel it as much as he wants. And on a side note first I'm siding some at the Horde to draw the fire off of our new member first while Imperial and Federation forces rush in to aid them.

>>53812089
I'll send some toxins and some Bioships to handle the Overlord's issues.

Ploraxia can handle the others.

Well,I am afraid I must go rest.Karl,please handle any incidents while I'm gone.

Today's was a good meeting.May you all stay safe.

I've got to go to sleep.Keep the thread alive please.Good night everyone.

Last bump from me

work break bump

hiveminded bump

>>53815825
I have awoken Ambassadors it seems I have not missed much how are you all?
Hey dude have you written any fluff on your Preythoryns yet?

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>>53816763
Greetings on you, human.

>>53816763
I have fluff its just all locked up in my brain box and thus not writ in stone
it also will not be really talked about unless someone asks.
the big gap on working on is what units 2-7 do

>>53816834
How are you General? I hope the Dukedom's campaigns are going well.

>>53817081
Yes, quite well. Our recent addition to Dukedom forces has been rather important to how they actually conduct their operations.

>>53816996
And Prethoryn you are one of the more mysterious races of the Federation. What do you gain from being part of it and is your race from this galaxy or another?
That's cool too dude. I really am behind on writing my fluff down but I got some new stuff in my head.

>>53817113
Ahhh is my namesake turning out to be as good of a warrior as he was made to be? And the United Empire has been making great successes as well. With our naval fleets freed up we have smashed the Corsair Kingdom of the Salid with ease.

>>53817185
Of course KARL is performing well, he was made by Avarians. And this corsair kingdom, have they existed for very long?

Good morning,ambassadors.How are you all today?

>>53817116

w͜e͘ ̕h̴ave ̧spent͢ ͝a v͠e͟r͠y̷ ͠long͡ ̵t̸ime ͜b̵e̸in͡g̵ ́th͡e only͠ ̵s͝entien̸t ͝spe̡cie͞s̕ we had ̢c̷o̧nt͘ac̢t͜ ̷wit̶h̸
and wh͢en ̶e͡ven ̕one i̧s esse̷nt̷i̢a͘l̀l̸y ́you
͝isǫl͟ation c̸a̴n͠ ̷bè m̀add̡e̷n͝in͜g
́even͝ ͞if ýou ́aŗe a̡l͜l̸ u̢se̵less ̷a̸nd ̸ki̛n͘da ͞cŕazy
͜yo͟u a̧r̡e͝ s̡om̡e̡one t͞o ̴talk ͟t̢o͠
w̨e͡ w̨ąnd̸er ̨around́
m͝a͜yb́e ̕u̶nit͝ e͝leven͞ w͝ould̨ ͜kn͝ow͜

>>53807160
LEWD.

>>53817374
I guess.Without someone to talk to,I could see why you'd go mad.

>>53812089
>>53817185
Did anybody say a battle! I shall aid you, yes. We have found the last corsair stronghold, and we are basically doing well
>>53817271
I am excellent! So is your family!

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>>53817208
Yes for quite a while with even some human pirates joining them. This is a pict capture of their leader Salid himself. His race is notorious for their acts of piracy but he was different. They were based on an abandoned and ancient fortress world of some alien species which let them travel instantly from system to system. Perhaps you can investigate it for Avarian influence.

>>53817534
That is not the Corsairs of Salid admiral they have already been broken. But we do have a report of a species called the Horde which have attacked Ploraxian ships.

>>53817569
Ambassador! It is time for us to strike. We have a key stronghold. Taking it could mean reducing pirate operations in that sector to almost null. This will also give us practice to fight the realms of tabblixi.

>>53817569
If you have flushed them out then we will investigate it. We had developed such structures in our days of power, but like so much they are now gone or fallen into the palms of the lesser, the mad and the degenerate.

>>53817584
Oh, them. They are a minor threat right now
>he takes a look
It'll be good for some practice. They are just bitter remnants of the Hive Wars, who didn't follow the mass-suicide order given by the various queens. They hardly pose a threat. We know how to kill them.

>>53817618
Except they aren't.Admiral look at this information report. We also believe they have been the cause for the disappearance of the Eortans but that is unconfirmed.
>>53809672

>>53817534
Okay.That is good,I guess.Though I don't really care much for the descendants,as they might as well be strangers.

>>53817602
>>53817618
The pirates can be easily handled,I bet.Avarian tech is easy to circumvent when trying to hunt it down,you just gotta have the right tools.Although the FTL definitely sounds like a Beacon device.
>>53817618
The Hive Wars.Must've been rather bad.

Never knew why so many hives try a violent route to subsuming.It just gives Hives a bad rep.

If I were a Hive,I'd just steathily infiltrate all subsystems,and shut down all electronics while taking control of major leaders.

>>53817685
Yes,Karl is right.Perhaps the ship that was attacked was a Hive remnent,but the Horde is a threat.

Although I don't see the problem with killing them all with toxin and sustained bombardment,then a sweep and kill squad.

>>53817690
To properly deduce it, I wish to know what system this fortress is in. If it's truly powered by a Beacon, the Home a Beacon on Avar can track it.

>>53817715
I cannot say,you'd have to ask Karl about it.

Although you could just disable it remotely.

>>53817591
We have defeated them Admiral send your ships elsewhere these worlds now belong to the UE.
>>53817602
We can provide an escort General. The power armored Sons of Mars heavy infantry are quite the warriors and any threat will be null with the majority of resistance crushed.

>>53817715
Theta Alpha. It was given to us by the Dominion before the federation. Cheeky, as they gave us something that caused us trouble.

>>53817735
If you can tell me the system it's in, the Avar Home Beacon can find it and can transport you right onboard it, taking them by total surprise.

>>53817744
Obloss,I believe he was asking Karl of the Avarian tech used by pirates,not the ship attacked by Hive remnants.

>>53817715
In Imperial records it is known as the Kasrbad system. We are sending you the coordinates now. And some rooms of the fortress seem amazingly old and there are great vaults that neither we or the pirates it seems like have been able to open.

>>53817744
Admiral we believe this Horde will come at the core systems of the Ploraxian realms. They are no threat to be trifled with by all accounts.

>>53817822
Very well. I will organize several fleets, each consisting of about 250 vessels to arrive at our suspected target, Keril. We require your support, and will provide compensation after the battle, in the form of our cloaking technology.

>>53817790
I'm relaying this information to the staff on Avar, and they will see if the Home Beacon can find this fortress.

I have some time to spare, anyone up for a game of stellaris?

>>53818012
Would play,but I don't have it though.

So,has anyone else here been working on ways to defeat extra dimensional entities?

I know the UE has developed a crystal,and I am currently working on something,but does anyone here have any research done on the topic?

In other news,who ate all the bacon this morning?I mean come on,leave some for the rest of us.

>>53818059
We have made motivational posters and good food, that's about it i'm afraid

>>53817856
We shall send one soon but you'll have to hold them on your own for a while.
>>53817869
I await the news General.
>>53818059
Ooc dude got the fleet rules? I'll probably change to the Horde to give Obloss a good fight.

>>53818012
If you want to join, then here is the server ID: c97c7eb8-5798-4bec-488f-53d86460813f

The password is moot

>>53818096
Excellent. We are building up the system, making last preperations, building defense stations, building more ships, and preparing the interplanetary railguns in case of defense, and arming as much people to fight them off. We have organized about an estimated 70.0k fleet power, as the other fleets are somewhere else, with an addition 15.0k from the defense stations.

>>53818059
We Avarians have developed atleast one weapon for it, it's similar to the Heavens Gate.

>>53818096
Well I'll be damned, it is Avarian
>The old Avarian shows the video footage of the inside, a large room with a huge Beacon, with the pirates milling about it

>>53818148
We have also outfitted any civilian ships with as much guns.

>>53818072
Eh,that's good.Not much else can be done on your front,I guess.
But seriously who ate the bacon.
>>53818096
Ooc
Right here dude
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Yd1eWqg3vNKyzgscXQXSENvSUvVKSPMbK0bQr_OsrY
>>53818175
Really?What does it do?

>>53818210
It's a major transport Beacon, designed for the larger installations. They also allow for Legions and other vessels to Home in, should they require the assistance.

>>53818113
New ID: 7125c316-b5db-4632-42cf-174b1670939b
I had to exit the multiplayer menu for a bit

>>53818239
So,it can quickly transport large fleets?
That's rather good,it allows for quick mobilization.Although against extradimensional entities I'm not sure how effective it could be.

>>53818148
>As he says this a mighty asteroid jumps into the system using it's haphazard thrusters to go full speed into the planets primary land mass. Thousands more of these strange asteroids jumping into the system. Coated in armor with strange weapons all over them. They divide up the Ploraxian fleet with the main body targeting the command squadron.
>3 Mega Dreads Hive ships 110pts
>4 Asteroid Dreadnoughts 80pts
>20 battleships 300pts
>50 Cruisers 500pts
>500 Corvettes 250pts
1,230pts total (I think)
Ooc special rules: For every 100Fleet power you are above 200 you get to role an additional d10 for damage.
Psi-Plasma Cannons: If the damage role is over 100 the Horde player can make one ship of their choice flee. Armor 3 with no shields as well for the Horde.
And dude try to be a little fair. Don't bring 70k ships to a fleet battle

>>53818327
OOC: I have to do something really quickly. I will be back soon. That battle will start then. My apologies.

It's quite lonley in the multiplayer lobby :(

>>53818239
I believe it is time to send in the Legions General. Let's finish this.

>>53818286
They were designed as rapid movement fortresses. The weapon we built for what you speak of, much larger.

>>53818392
I don't have the game dude but I would join you. How much is it on Steam?

>>53818394
Not yet, you know what this is?
>The video shifts to one of the giant vault doors on the fortress

>>53818407
39.99€

>>53818372
Ooc it's cool dude.

>>53818392
Ooc I'd play but I'm not at home rn

>>53818422
No I have no idea. We have been unable to breach many of the vaults do you have any guesses of what is in there?
>>53818417
Ooc fuck. I guess I'll have to see how many burger dollars I have to spend on it.

>>53818473
It's the key to taking this fortress without a loss of life, Admiral. Well, many of these pirates will die.
>The general laughs heartily at this

>>53818398
So,what does your weapon do,then?

>>53818555
To put it simply, the beam fired rips the beings apart and breaks it down to almost impossible levels. We've only ever had to use it once, about 3,000 years ago.

>>53818539
Do it. I'm pulling all Imperial forces out of the area now but once you activate the weapon we will move in to make sure all of the Pirates are enjoying their stay on the fortress.
>He smiles and pulls out a cigar
And General I've sent a box of these to you. I think this is an occasion to light one up.

>>53818640
Fantastic, most think we are too stuck up but all Avarians enjoying a refined spot of tobacco. Now all you watch Avarian technology at its best.
>He laughs as the Activation Protocol is activated, opening all the vault doors on the fortress. Within, thousands of Androids come to life
[DEFENSE PROTOCOL INITIATED, INFERIOR BEINGS OCCUPATION PROCEDURE, NO SURVIVORS]

>>53818606
I see.Can you be sure it works against the Court?

And why did you have to use it?

>>53818758
A hent broke into our space, a hideous creature, like something of the old stories of monsters. It was made from desperation alone to stop it, we have refined it as of now but as for working on the Court, I can't be certain. Perhaps multiple ones firing at once?

>>53818473
I guess you can look at various other websites and stores that sell the game and hope you find one where it is a bit cheeper

>>53818728
Hah I think that will teach these Pirates a lesson-well if any survive. General now that the Beacon is located I trust you will be over to inspect the installation soon. I wonder what tech it will hold.

>>53818897
Of course, the Warlord onboard will make the jump to my current local space, and a team and I will will board. Will you be joining us?

>>53818808
Perhaps.Do you have any descriptions or samples of the creature?
What powers it?
>>53818862
Ooc
I'd recommend waiting for a sale,they come by pretty commonly during the summer.

>>53818927
Of course I wouldn't want to miss out on the discoveries inside.

>>53818927
Can you activate a camera?I'd like to see as well.

>>53818954
It was humanoid, and could shoot what looked like pure void energy. Nothing remains of it, quite a spectacular explosion I might add.

>>53818955
>>53818972
Of course, the fortress should be making a jump at any moment
>At this, the fortress tears into the local space
Well, shall we depart gentlemen?

>>53819007
Well,perhaps the creature you dealt with was a precursor of the Void Heretics?
The Wastes in done absorbing the Womb of the Ocean,so I will soon check for their historic records.

I'm ready to go.Are we boarding?

>>53819210
Yes, lets not waste time
>Shazerad and Karl, accompanied by their entourage, depart for the landing bay of the ancient fortress

>>53819256
Should we expect any trouble General? If this station is as old as you say maybe some of the defenses have malfunctioned.

>>53819441
Of course not, the Androids are awaiting us on the bay, they will guard us from anything, the only threat would be any pirate that has managed to survive.
>The ships docks in the ancient bay, the Warlord AXC7 waiting the landing craft

>>53819532
Then let us investigate these vaults.
>A full platoon of Imperial Marines forms up around him. The Sons of Mars in their hulking power armor taking the lead.

>>53819603
Wonder what they have.Likely beacon technology.
Maybe another form of android?

>>53819603
All android units stand down and enter escort protocol
[UNDERSTOOD GENERAL, WE WILL TOLERATE THESE CREATURES AT YOUR REQUEST]
We shall see what has been hidden all these years.

>>53819647
It seems heavily guarded so maybe something even more valuable than that we are coming upon the first vault now I hope you can open it.
Do you want to roll a d100 for what's inside each one or do you have something else planned?

>>53819753
Occ I'd say roll, surprise us with what's inside

>>53819753
Well,I'd say let Shazerad do it.I can,but he can have the honors.
I don't really know.A d100 is fine,though I'd let Shazerad do it.

>>53819796
Roll dude it's dice+1d100 in the options field

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>53819809
>>53819828
Let's see what's inside

>>53819867
shiiiiitttt

>>53819899
i don't use dice much so I'm not sure what's inside unless I have to come up with over the dice

>>53819926
Just make it really bad. Like mutants or ancient plague victims that have gone mad with pain and opening the vault means they've escaped.

>>53818059

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>>53819975
Ooc kk

By the stars above, what are these things, all androids destroy these freaks!
>The vault opens and a horde of genetic failures burst out

>>53820018
Ooc let's say there are three vaults so hopefully you'll get something good
Open fire. I want all weapons to be going fully automatic.
>The Marines open fire throwing grenades into the vault as the Sons form a defensive half circle around the two Ambassadors using their steel fists to crush bones and tear the experiments apart

>>53820122
>>53820018
Mutants.I guess they're the failed batches of those soldiers you made.
>Carter pulls out a biological pistol and opens fire,dissolving some mutants.