>The comic store girl is cute >but recommends the worst

>Wat do?
stop saying problematic shit

>>53801657
Find a better store with a cuter girl one with a dick

Stop being a douchecanoe and get better taste in games.

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>>53801657
She recommends the worse games cause the store has inventory to sell. As for the problematic, give me an example, is she an sjw or just dumb.

>>53801709
She's the one with bad taste, anon.

>>53801657
>The comic store girl is cute
Don't care. I like games more than girls.
>but recommends the worst games
Don't care. I am more than capable of picking out games I'll like.
>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'
Don't care. I'm not interacting with her on a personal or daily basis. She's a means to an end.

So overall I don't care. Just take my money and give me my games.

>>53801772
>she an sjw or just dumb.
That's redundant.

>>53801657
See there's no fucking way this isn't made up because you'd have to be an autistic sperglord to SAY problematic things.

>>So what are your thoughts on the Fuhrer's Final Solution?
>T-that's a little problematic...
NEXT DAY
>>Really though, all jews and niggers ought to die.
>Could you stop saying problematic things? You're scaring me.
NEXT DAY
>>I'm about to lay waste to the coons infesting this neighborhood.
>B-BONSOIR LE COPS???? I HAVE A PROBLEM AT MY STORE

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>>53801657
It's too late for her anon

You missed your chance. Either get them while they are young so they don't ever believe the lies or just slowly redpill them once they trust in you more than bullshit that other people spout.

>>53801678
Spotted the nu-male.

>>53801691
brutha

>>53801878
whats a new male

>>53801864
Anyone can get Absolution. The Question is, in which Way.

>>53801848

Maybe the guy is just purchasing MtG packs or something? And her "problematic" complaints are comments on those?

>>53801657
How dare she get annoyed when I explain why women get -2 Str in my campaign!

>>53801892
It is what /pol/ calls anyone who disagrees with them.

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>>53801657
>The comic store girl is cute

Who gives a shit, ring up my purchase, please.

>but recommends the worst games

Who gives a shit, ring up my purchase, please.

>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'

Who gives a shit, ring up my purchase, please.

Thank you. Have a good day.

>>53801833
There are a lot of dumb people who are in no way SJWs.

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>>53801657
>Wat do?

>>53801657

Pump and dump.

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>>53801995
Wait, sorry, I mean this one.

>>53801848
I don't know, mate. There's a bunch of "problematic" shit that makes no sense, do you honestly think everyone is "MUH HOLOHOAX, HITLER 2020" memesters?

I can't see SJWs playing in my current campaign, where all the players and characters are minorities (well there is one white guy) yet the comments would trigger the hell out of them.

>>53801936

No, it's faggots that bow to SJW wrongthink protocols.

I'm not going to treat you like less of a person because you're a woman. I'm going to treat you like shit because you work in customer service.

>>53802049
>do you honestly think everyone--
Do you honestly think OP is saying enough remarks offhand to "trigger" this "SJW chick" that works "at comic store"?

>>53801848
You understand "problematic" language now encompasses so much more than extreme racism right? I work at a private liberal arts university. We have mandatory micro aggression seminars once a year now. Remember, just because you've never made a racist remark or been consciously biased in your life doesn't mean you aren't unconsciously a horrible person with unavoidable implicit bias baked into your psyche by corrupt societal norms. It's pretty easy to see why the far right counter culture among teens and young adults is a thing these days.

>>53801936
I'm not from /pol/. I do live in Portland, however, and can call them as I see them.

Do people think sales clerks are interested in them for sexual? This is no. They are interested in you for sales.

>>53802080
>We have mandatory micro aggression seminars once a year now
Boo fuckity hoo. Weird bullshit seminars have always been a part of academic life.

You show up, sign your name on the attendance list, and then proceed to ignore whatever bullshit an 'expert' in social 'sciences' has thought up this time around.

>this person is cute but their personality is completely unappealing to me, wat do?
shit this is a hard question

>>53802078
You do have a point.

>>53801657
Bring a messy sandwich into the store and when she calls that problematic make it a Firefly reference. If she gets it you're clear for forming a relationship based on your individual quirks and tastes clashing with each other but it's ok because at the end of the day you still get each other on some level, but it takes 3 seasons for you to really start dating but that's ok because the side characters are way more interesting anyway and the whole show just showcases new and different games from various licenses that fund the show through in-episode advertising.

We'll call it Dice Games, and it will last for five seasons.

There will be a Goth chick everyone ships with your leading lady. Fan art will be made.

Rhe FLGS owner will be gay, but not overly so(the network's decision, not the writers), but they'll make it a running gag of him trying to get a boyfriend but he can't because he spergs out on RPGs, card games, and other stuff relentlessly which drives everyone away.

There will be an extreme controversy over the black guy enjoying !YGO and Anime, but the writers will throw in another black guy who doesn't for an episode or two to appease the SJWs.

Jack Black will make a guest appearance as That Guy, beyond even the recurring That Guy.

There will be at least one scene featuring a page on /tg/ on someone's laptop.

>>53801657
Tip your hat and call her m'lady at all times.

>>53802143
So you're saying.

Do you think you'd ignore as much if someone was physically stopping you from enjoying classes?

Or if someone was shouting over you at every turn?

Maybe if you suddenly lost the ability to attend college because of false allegations that haven't been substantiated by a police investigation?

I'm still pissed that certain groups were trying to remove voting power from people they disliked within my university, I'm not dropping this bone over some anon saying 'boo hoo'.

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>>53802150
The answer is: don't bother with pursuing because you'll end up harming or inconveniencing both parties.

>>53802143
> Weird bullshit seminars have always been a part of academic life.
>they was always propaganda
>therefore it's okay to push micro-aggression bullshit
>dude just ignore it, it'll go away on its own
It's fucking retarded logic.

>>53802150
Smash and dash

>>53802051

> I'm going to treat you like shit because you work in customer service.

You are what's wrong with the world.

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>>53801657
>Trying to get a gf
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMALFAG! REEEEEEEEE!

>>53801848
I have been straight up told I was problematic for not agreeing that the show Silicon Valley was sexist

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>>53802150
Are you implying rape? Because I think you're implying rape.

>>53801657
Castrate yourself. The last thing we need is losers like you trying to breed. Leave the girl for someone who actually deserves to reproduce.

>>53801678

You can be her problematic bolshevik boyfriend and she can be your petit-bourgeoisie intersectionalist girlfriend and together you can compete to see who overthrows capitalism first.

>>53802143
Oh anon, seminars where you just sign in and zone out are a thing of the past. You must have been out of academia for a while. They now involved mandatory participation where you're called on at random (i.e. white guy) to describe a time you were biased or "hurt" someone unintentionally among other forced group roleplay. It's treated very seriously on campus since the election, let me tell you.

>>53801892
I think that means you can pilot a gundam

>>53802168
I was kind of antiwayne, but you've won me over.

>>53802317
>petit-bourgeoisie
???
The petit-bourgeoisie are class traitors and would be 3rd against the wall, comrade.

>>53802344
Correct. The white imperialist pig-dogs have to admit guilt in front of the student body, then sent to re-education camps so that their thoughts are properly formed.

>>53802344
"Let me tell you about racial bias. Do you know what a fucking kender is?"

>>53801657
Stop creeping on a retail clerk. Hitting on someone at their job is a terrible idea.

DO NOT FOLLOW HER HOME SO YOU CAN HIT ON HER THERE EITHER

>>53802051
>treat you like shit because you work in customer service.

Why? Why would you choose to be a douche?

>>53802051
>I'm going to treat you like shit because you work in customer service.
Wow. We've finally found someone who loves cocks more than OP.

Either that or this is obvious bait. But hey, pretending to be retarded is still being retarded.

>>53802312
You sound like a nazi.

>>53802168
Fuck you, Wayne, I actually want this now.

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>>53802051
You are scum.

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>>53802380
>Hitting on someone at their job is a terrible idea.

Fine, then I'll--

>DO NOT FOLLOW HER HOME SO YOU CAN HIT ON HER THERE EITHER

Fucking Hell, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK HER OUT THEN?!?

Did I click the wrong board? Am I on /v/ or /r9k/?

As for OP, just take it easy nigger. If you already have developed at least a bond in terms of conversation and not feeling awkward go ahead and ask her on a date. Let her talk about the shitty tastes and try to suggest new stuff meanwhile. If she is the right person she will get interested in your hipster garbage stuff and you will get along and get laid eventually, if not rinse and repeat with the next appealing girl that you meet!

>>53802436
Just get prostitutes. Its the most efficient and honest process of getting your dick/cunt wet.

>>53801657
>The comic store girl is cute
Pic not related I guess?
Just fucking masturbate before you leave the house. Buy an onahole or something if you need it, you can afford one even if you're poor.

>>53802387
It's problematic to imply that loving a fat cock in your facehole somehow makes you a worse person.

>>53802393
Eugenics is optimized natural selection.

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>>53802437
Welcome to /tg/ threads like this happen sometimes enjoy

>>53801657
Is that a bondage dog collar she's wearing?

Do you think she likes to be gagged?

>>53802467
If you can't even tell the difference between natural and artificial selection, don't try to use it in an argument.

It just makes you look like an illiterate pleb.

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>>53802504
I think she'll like more then just some gaging

>>53802501
>s.jpg
Wow, fuck this guy.

What the fuck is this thread!?

>>53802437
Hi, I find the N-word problematic. If you could edit your post that would be great.

>>53802552
A mistake.

>>53802540
My bad downloaded on the board and it is small

>>53802436
Wait around a couple days and see when her shift ends, and just before that just ask her out for coffee sometime. It's the end of her shift so she can just leave if things get awkward, and make sure you make it clear that you asked just to ask opportunisticly, and that you won't make it a thing.

Also make sure you're actually spending money at the LGS and doing something OTHER than waiting around for her shift to end. Reorganize your card decks, spend time reading supplements and magazines, comic books. As an employee she'll be much happier and more comfortable if you're spending money and not being dead weight to the store.

>>53802533
I don't understand what you're implying with that pangolin. Is that what kids use to refer to anal sex and marihuana?

>"That Jenny, she really likes the Pangolin, eh!"

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>>53801657
>The comic store girl is cute
Then she's either spoken for or related to the owner. Comic stores and "Help Wanted" don't go hand in hand.

>but recommends the worst games
Definitely related to the owner or fucking an employee. She has no interest in the store's business, only punching the register.

>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'
When her boyfriend dumps her and she quits working at his job, you can have your go at her OP.

>>53801657
Stop caring about what people believe if you're getting angry when people care about what you believe.

>>53801657
Why are you setting this up so it sounds like I should be trying to bang her? Can't I just try to get along in a friendly way, and continue on with the fact that having a girlfriend isn't even quite something I want?

But goddamn, how is everything I say problematic? I don't act in real life like I do on /tg/, I keep my powerlevel hidden and nod politely at SJW stuff, because you don't fucking sperg at random people. It's not right.

>>53801657
Ok, wait, wait, wait. Imma back up for a second here, and see if OP did the first thing that you're supposed to do with a AT.

OP, DID YOU CHECK HER HAND FOR A RING ON IT?!?!

If you didn't then you're not even at the first step yet.

>>53802464
Go make a thread about it. I'm sure you'll be met with every inch of personal empowerment and sensitivity that 4Chan can offer. /b/ is particularly understanding about this sort of thing, I'm led to believe.

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>>53801657
Just do it

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>>53802647
>CHECK HER HAND FOR A RING ON IT?!?!
What's that got to do with her bad taste in games?

>>53802051
I usually try not to hate people on the internet, but I hate you.

>>53802359
You should still be anti Wayne. The post would have been just as good without the namefagging.

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>>53802590
Definitely bro
*Sarcasm intensifes*

>>53801942
this

>>53802666
We've established OP wants to ask her out, Satan. Shit Tastes in games, contrary to this board's beliefs, are not necessary for a relationship to work. Or even for the girl to like games. If you're compatible for a relationship that stuff will work itself out based on mutual interaction. However, she needs to be single first and It'll be exactly this board's personality to have someone start a thread about a chick who turns out is alread engaged or msrried.

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>>53802051
>People who think differently then me are stupid
You're fucking autistic

>>53801833
All SJWs are dumb, but not all dumbs are SJW.

Stop seeing another human being as a shallow extension of myself.

>>53802533
Of course she'll like pangolins. They are fucking adorable

>>53802143
Not sure you ever got your degree but if your school is hosting these seminars now then your degree is as functional as toilet paper to me. And odds are if you're posting on /tg/ you are a potential hire of mine.

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>>53802767
She'll also like

>>53801916
>not -4
There's your problem, mate.

>>53802756
The structure of that particular sentence is sequential, not an overlapping set. Saying "sjw" already implies "dumb", therefore it's redundant. Do you grok the logic?

>>53802774
>you are a potential hire of mine.

Yeah I'm sure you're a big time CEO right? You hobnob with Trump all the time? He invite you golfing?

It's great how easy it is to make shit up on the internet

I'm the Pope btw

>>53801657
How many neckbeards do you think fantasise about her on a daily basis, and in what way do you think you are unique, special, or in any way remotely appealing to her compared to the rest of them?

Protip: you aren't. Every fa/tg/uy wants themselves a nerdy gamer girlfriend. They don't realise you've got to find yourself a nice neurotypical girl and introduce her to the nerdy stuff you like so she's still a well-rounded, functioning person.

Or, you know, just be gay, it's easier.

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>>53801657
Fucking faggot

>>53802852
>just be gay, it's easier.
Is it? Are gays more likely to be gamers and like nerdy things? Seems unlikely from my subjective observation.

>>53802838
>Owning a medium sized business is now the same as being a corporate CEO for a multi billion international

Oh dear, you really didn't finish school, did you?

>>53802871
Actually, yes. Fetlife is full of nerdy gay/bi men. Fetlife is full of nerds in general. Their Leather maintenance groups and showcases are our WIP threads.

>>53802774
What line of work? I'm looking for a new job.

>>53802889
>claiming to be a business owner is the same as being a business owner

Uh-huh, that's cute dear. Shouldn't you be off posting frog pictures somewhere?

>>53802515
If you can't tell the difference between someone making an obviously sarcastic response and someone honestly arguing in favor of Nazism, you should just keep to yourself.

>twas merely a jest
>Poe's law

>>53802353
sign me up

>>53801657
>Wat do?

Realise that personality is way more important than looks.

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>>53802353
Hah! Good one.

>>53802889
>business has so few people it isn't even required to offer healthcare
>self-identifies as 'medium sized'
>one more more C-level positions with staff reporting directly

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>>53803121
>personality is way more important than looks.

Thanks, honey!

>>53803142
And here we are, on /tg/, "pretending" to be idiots.

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>>53803142
That's how the current us president got elected

>>53801772
>she an sjw or just dumb
But I repeat myself...

>>53803177
And this is why we have paper bags.

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>>53803193
Some of us aren't pretending.

>>53803193
Not me. My stupidity is genuine, and I work hard on it.

>>53803231
Well, that and election fraud by a foreign power.

>>53802051
>treating others like shit because they have to deal with people on a daily basis
How niggerly of you.

>>53803265
The truth is still the truth even if found by Russian hackers.

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>>53803265
>election fraud by a foreign power.
see
>>53803193

>>53803265
Influenced via releasing dodgy information? Maybe. Literally hacking the ballot system? Beyond retarded.

>>53803265
Hi shareblue!

>>53803177
>Fat necklace
>Implying she has personality either

The problem is people with neither to offer acting like they have one or the other because they dont want to admit theyre fucking shit tier and shot put in some effort into self improvement.

>>53802143
>Weird bullshit seminars have always been a part of academic life
Well no.

>>53802168
Wayne I already told you you were too lovable to be hated.

>>53802143
>>53802344
T-this can't be real, right? t. European

>>53802856
>>>/reddit/

>>53803613
You have student groups calling for male homosexuals to be denied minority status unless they qualify as a minority in some other way, and you're complaining about forced participation in workplace seminar?

>>53803691
>You have student groups calling for male homosexuals to be denied minority status unless they qualify as a minority in some other way
wat

>>53801657
She's recommending 5e, so she can't be all that bad.

>>53803691
I was referring to the micro aggression theme of the seminars. I thought they were just a liberal meme. As for the student groups you talk about, I have not heard of those

>>53803719
Dont worry being (insert color here) counts as minority too though. So its just those pesky white male gays that arent really miniorities.

Welcome to the new frontier anon.

>>53803265
Consider my record corrected friendo.

>>53803719
Some sort of UK student union tried to put that across as a motion, IIRC it was shot down.

>>53801657
So far it seems you are only interested in her based on looks since the two negative things you said are based on her personality. Do like most of us do interact with her on the customer level and stop getting crushes for every semi cute girl that speaks to you.

>>53803791
I've never heard of such a group or such a thing. However I love workplace seminars, the last one I attended was about STT-MRAMs

>>53803719
>>53803762
National Union of Students in the UK passed a motion to remove white gay male representatives from LGBT societies.

>>53803868
>UK
>Europe

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>>53801878
>>53801657
Nigga, what are you even saying in public that could be considered "problematic"?

I mean, I can't think of anything you should be talking about with random people in a store that could be considered "problematic" by anyone. Unless you're a total sperg (or the girl is a total bitch that would say normal conversation is problematic), you should know what's acceptable to say or talk about in public.

>>53802051
As a guy who works in customer relations as a Macy's fuck you man.

>>53802317
>>53802361
>communists

Goddamnit you fucks. The only thing worse than /pol/ is /leftypol/.

>>53803868
>National Union of Students in the UK passed a motion to remove white gay male representatives from LGBT societies.
I can't even fathom what's happening on the other side of the Channel.

Like nothing in this sentence makes any sense

>>53803922
Agreed
Same boot, different feet

>>53801657
Pump and dump
Fuck and chuck
Screw and adieu
Bang and let 'er hang
Lay and g'way
Have sexual intercourse and then cease all contact

>>53803896
>or the girl is a total bitch that would say normal conversation is problematic

Ding ding ding. Welcome to 2017, please enjoy your complimentary sense of constant discrimination and persecution.

>>53803896
This.

Wtf is OP talking about that could be "problematic"?

I mean I can think of a lot of things a retail counter girl would think of as problematic, but they aren't likely topics of conversation.

>hey did you know that that game is SO MUCH CHEAPER online?

>I haven't bothered to ask if your in a relationship, but I'm going to hover around you like a small dog barking at any men who get near you while hoping you notice how "alpha" I am.

But yeah, unless OP provides more info there's no way we can be expected to help him with his possibly fictional problem.

>>53804116
>one of these doesn't rhyme

>>53804116
>>53804190
>Have sexual intercourse and then run away, of course!

>>53803762
The university admin guy here. Yes, they're real. I work at a small, private liberal arts university. We charge $55k a year in tuition and the dorms haven't been renovated since the 80s (they still use window AC units for God's sake). Business practices like that are the real sins happening at for profit universities in America, not unintentional bias incidents.

>>53802140
>They are interested in you for sales
Only if they have a quota or commission or motivation to actually do their job

>>53804293
>We charge $55k a year in tuition

What the hell? That's enough to hire a personal instructor for each student! What on Earth do you spend all that money on?

>>53804336
I work at an LGS.

I want to sell people things, preferably things that they'll enjoy/like/value, because I like the store I work at and want it to keep its doors open. Plus, I play games too and would want good advice and suggestions if the situation were reversed. It's more of a Magic store than a board game store, but we're working on learning as many of the games we have in stock as we can, so we can make better recommendations and give demos.

>>53804190
Two of these you mean.
Screw and Adieu don't sound anything.

>>53804293
That feeling when you want real reforms in education, banking, bloated military spending, and a host of other issues.

One side gives you bullshit about outdated economic models and morality and the other gives you bullshit about useless gimme programs and not offending anyone.

It's almost like the assholes are the only ones winning.

>>53804364
Diversity consultants, free housing for blacks and micro-aggression seminars, of course.

>>53804364
Administrator salaries probably.

>>53802317
>petit-bourgeoisie
>tolerating the bourgeoisie
>ever
this fucking class traitor

>>53804427
That's because the assholes are the ones who win anon.

>>53802110
>Live in Portland

Dude I am so sorry I had no idea. Go with God.

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>>53804440
Well, yes. Non-teaching staff at US colleges have grown by 25-50%, while actual teaching staff numbers have stayed the same.

>>53801657
Find other fish. Arguing with Tumblrinas is like trying to play chess with a pigeon.

>>53804179
>but they aren't likely topics of conversation.

Normally yes, but this is 4chan. We're lucky if he can go three sentences without spouting some shit that'd make most civilised people smile, nod, and call the police.

>>53804041
only the left one is steel toed however

>>53804364
Private institutions combined with a lack of other revenue sources. Also the small size means that costs are going to have to be proportionately larger per student than a larger university in general. However, most of the time if you're attending a small, private liberal arts college you're going for the marketing aspect of being able to claim you went to a small liberal arts college.

>>53804561
That's just it, I can't for the life of me think of something so awful that it could be considered problematic and yet so tame that he's still allowed to pester this girl.

OP please come back and let us know what you actually said. Again assuming that this is not completely fictitious

>>53802838
Not him but if you honestly believe that CEOs are the ones hiring people you are in for a rude awakening.

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>>53804561
>"I'll have you know that Trump did indeed sleep with Russian prostitutes and is secretly controlled by the Kremlin!"

>>53804148
Speak for yourself. I'm handsome I can say anything I want to women and they think it's romantic.

Even SJW feminists don't care when you call them sweetheart as long as you aren't fat and gross lmao

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>>53804687
>Even SJW feminists don't care when you call them sweetheart
They don't care while you're sweet-talking them, but if you ever reject them or contradict them, just watch how fast you're report for "harassment" or "micro-aggressions" to management.

>>53804364
Alright how this shit works is that upper level university management is fucking bloated. You have the dean of the university as a whole, then the dean of each department. Each dean will have a full staff of assistants. There's also directors of each department to make sure shit runs (and to shush allegations), curriculum directors for each department (normally the hustlers that work with textbook companies), tech dudes (taking care of classroom computers and online teaching), campus directors (who take care of the grounds), student life coordinators, diversity counselors to make sure the campus is a safe space, academic counselors, mental counselors, medical staff, dorm managers, etc. These are just the managers, not including the teams they lead. Not even including the mess of sports departments. If it's private, there's no shareholders, so it's up to the students themselves to pay for everything.

>>53804429
That shit is useful in two ways. You show how diverse you are, therefore gibe moni shareholders. You allow the useful idiots to intellectually masturbate in front of bored tools or other useful idiots. Shit, you can even allow them to protest for Whatever the fuck lives matter, it doesn't matter. Yeah, there might be public outrage over your SJW pandering, who gives a shit? You can just market your school as an exclusive liberal arts school and start charging the accompanying premium. Academia is more or less a cult, which means you got people in it to scam other people, or utter idiots repeating everything they're told.

>>53804764
this is fucking depressing as hell.

so, what CAN OP (or anyone else) say to a cute FLGS worker to strike up a relationship?

we are just going to assume said worker is single.

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>>53804857
>"Listen, young stud-collar blondie, I like the cut of your jib. You and me should start a gaming company, if you know what I mean. Just the two of us, roll some dice together. What do you say, baby?"

>>53804764
Don't forget the rampant nepotism.

>>53804764
I work in dining services for a burger Midwest small liberal arts college. And from everything I've seen, I've never heard anyone out it quite so succinctly. 10/10, anon. Equally as depressing as accurate.

Except our tuition, while pushing the same 55k, is likely to continue growing yearly, plus the president sucking some Swedish dudes cock for yearly 7-8 figure endowments, and they still haven't updated the dorms since 1993.

>>53804764
>just market your school as an exclusive liberal arts school
The value of this brand is diminishing so rapidly that by the time my kids are university-age it'll be a black mark on your resume if you attended one of these shitholes. They teach nothing practical, valuable or worthwhile.

>>53801657
>cute
>pic unrelated

>>53804427
welcome to the entirity of human existence

>>53804949
Look at this fag not wanting to fuck the Asian girl-boy.

>>53804949
If you ripped off her stupid t-shirt and saw her bondage lingerie underneath you'd agree she was cute.

>>53804979
What fuck even is bondage lingerie? A harness or something?

>>53804932
Oh, and tuition literally only covers the being there, not room or board, (which are two separate packages that must be bought individually and are often requirements for many 1st/2nd year students) or books (which require a new edition yearly at exhorbitant rates and students can be punished monetarily or withholding of class credit if they haven't purchased this years edition.)

Most of the money goes to salaries, and bringing in international students (primarily from Africa, Northern & Eastern Europe, and a shotgun blast of east Asian countries, most of which can be charged the fullest tuition possible with few scholarships.)

Oh, and the college runs on trimesters, has for over a decade, and lumps many different classes into single classes so outside colleges have no equivalencies to offer should they attempt to transfer out with their credits. Which wouldn't match up anyway because trimesters.

>>53805068
Well, it varies. It could be a sleeveless gimp suit, or it could just be restrictive bondage rope. Most bondage lingerie is basically the latter with extra hooks and straps so the Dom can bind the sub in specific ways.

>>53805068
>bondage lingerie
Just...do a google search. It'll be instructive.

>>53805073
Uk PhD student here. My building is full of Saudi students. Why you ask? Because Europeans pay around 10 grand per year where as the uni chages them 60 I also know 2 students passed though their first year vivas because their examiners were told to, even though they didn't meet the requirements

>>53805125
Phone posting at the gym. Dont feel like benching with a boner tent

>>53802080
Sounds like mandatory nap time to me.

>>53801657
>comic store girl is cute-ish and flirts with me
>but she most certainly weighs more than I do, and is much shorter

Why is it always like this?

>>53801657

>i have nothing in common with this girl and she doesn't like me, wat do?

you shouldn't really need help figuring this out unless you live in Antarctica and she's literally the only bangable female in a hundred square miles.

i would recommend examining whatever it is you did she thought was "problematic" to improve your chances with other girls / improve yourself as a person but i'm sure that's just bait so /pol/ and tumblr can fill the thread with diarrheaposting about how nothing / everything is "problematic".

congratulations, bait thread is success

>>53805132
>>53805132
a lot of new unis are full of rich kids from shithole countries, my old uni had a load of African nations (like Uganda and stuff) rich kids doing uni for that UK cred. their cultural attitudes about gays and lesbians, and attitudes towards female lecturers were dreadful, and few ever passed things first time because they wouldn't engage with any material that went against their world view, which for sociology and politics, is basically an insta-fail. the Gulf states rich kids piled into math, engineering and chemistry and ya, same problem. paying £60k a year. completely money hungry mental. it made the university in general go downhill even though they could afford a lot of new building work and equipment.

>>53804857
OP shouldn't say anything, because OP shouldn't breed.

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OP's girl problems are far less interesting than the economics of higher education. My own university charges only 12k Canadollars a year in tuition, but I know it is subsidised by the Alberta government so I wouldn't be surprised if they are raking in as much dosh as the rest of them.

>>53801657
>The comic store girl is cute
This is a plus.

>but recommends the worst games
This is a plus because it means that she can derive enjoyment from crap (like a relationship with me).

>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'
This is a plus because it means that she's smart, realising that everything is inherently problematic from a certain point of view, meaning that there are no universal answers and that the only way to reach concensus is compromise or agreeing to be divergent.

10/10 Girl

>>53805328
Hook up with her, start exercising with her, enjoy post-workout sex.

>>53805593
They will NEVER exercise. Get this idea out of your head.

>>53804590
Steel-toes, hob-nailed

I dont want either of them near me.

>>53805629
Sounds like someone doesn't know how to make a convincing argument or use a positive reinforcement model.

I'll give you a hint, the post-workout sex isn't just to get your dick wet.

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>>53805485
> it is subsidised by the government so I wouldn't be surprised if they are raking in as much dosh as the rest of them.

Which is why the idea of fully funding university education (a la Sanders & Co.) is madness. (I know some European countries do it, but maybe their unis are more economical than ours). Universities are huge money-sinks, and much of what they teach is of no use whatsoever. Higher education needs to change, and that change will only come if they start feeling the pang of hunger.

>>53804932
JFC

8 figure endowments and they still need to jew the fuck out of their students for no discernible upgrade?

Rings the same bell my local Tech university has, except the cocks are Saudi and they ship in a gorillion chinese/east asian/MEC students as they can to charge 300k tuition on top of that for the flight programs.

Either OP is a sperglord or he is actually telling the truth and things have really gotten worse than I thought. I choose to believe the former, mostly because it's slightly less depressing.

My store is loaded with games, and my buddies bring stuff that no one has heard of, but we would have fun anyways. Our store usually orders pizza, but the pizza is not sold at a profit, so we're pretty much contributing little to the store aside from maybe drinks. Our store owner is an understandable guy and makes sure that we have our space to work with, and MtG pretty much funds things pretty well.

>>53802143
I'm glad my college doesn't do mandatory seminars.

>>53802747
Being left-leaning or passionate about social issues doesn't make a person stupid. Being someone who sells out their critical thinking for SJW brownie points (aka actual virtual signaling, not /pol/'s definition) makes that person a coward and a contributor to the pox that is weakening Liberalism.
>>53802051 is still an asshole for treating customer service like shit, though, unless he is just making a joke.

>>53802852
Being gay probably sucks compared to being straight. Even in a society devoid of anti-gay sentiment and LGBT infighting you still have to deal with a small pool of potential partners that are usually spread out from each other.

>>53803231
I don't know whether to be impressed or terrified if that is true.
>>53803265
I blame the Voter ID laws that are of questionable necessity and fairness.

>>53805771
>I know some European countries do it, but maybe their unis are more economical than ours
European governments do only the first one and only if you are pursuing a degree that matters from what i remember.
The idea is to created skilled persons and i think it was a method of ingratiating the rural poor.
They really only have actual technical unis but i might be wrong this could just be a german thing.

>>53805771
>and that change will only come if they start feeling the pang of hunger.

That change goes for literally every govt funded program that exists in the US. I was a poli sci student that went into interning with my state legislature bright-eyed and bushy-tailed about MURRICA AND DEMOCRACY FUCK YEAH.

Holy FUCKING HELL the amount of bureaucratic waste and shit that I saw/endured was astounding. Spending 7k on a copier that we never needed in the first place (and was never used since) because if we didnt the budget would go away, and that was the tame end of things."

People can hand-wring and cry all they want about the current budget cuts and de-funding. But either those agencies will FIND a way to do their job with the reduced budget, or they wont and they'll be replaced. (Protip, theyll find a way)

>>53803389
Nobody believes this.
When people are talking about "Russians hacking the election", they mean "Russians targeted the DNC in order to get Trump elected because Trump is too dumb to realize that what he's doing is in Russia's interest, and weakens many of America's important allies (Anything anti EU and NATO is going to open up oppertunities for Russia to fill the power vaccume). Also, Trump owes Russian banks some money, and can attempt to blackmail him if things go south". Nobody actually believes the Russians hacked the ballot box. That's just strawman nonsense.

>>53805820
>you still have to deal with a small pool of potential partners that are usually spread out from each other.
The internet fixed that problem my roomate is as straight as a 3 dollar bill and he gets about 10x more ass than I do. Grinder and the like are basically "hey wanna fugg" and it works on the regular in my small town.
No preggers, no clingy bitches, gays dont know how good they have it.

>>53805955
What about lesbians? Most men have simple needs, but most women don't.

>>53805919
this is the truth.

A political science Professor once said it and what I think is the best fashion. He said that the government takes in a lot of money in taxes and can't possibly use all of it. But if they start giving that money back to you then when they need more money won't be willing to give it to them. So the only thing they can do is find ways to waste your money. Democrats traditionally wasted on social Improvement programs while Republicans traditionally wasted on defense spending

>>53801657
redpill her

with your dick

>>53805923
I've actually seen people argue that.
Even then from what i remember there is no substantive proof on that subject, stuff we will never see because releasing it is a hazard to the American system. It's one of the reasons why Clinton rotting in prison, taking her down would do more damage.
More to the point, I don't by the emails swung the whole thing, trump despite his many failings did way more campaigning and said what many poor folks wanted to hear. I mean it did cancel out the old cheeto Hitler bullshit that was plastered everywhere.
I've heard it said that what killed hillary's campaign was the narrative was > it's only going to get worse, vote for the status quo. and if you don't like the status quo, and someone is selling the world to you well where do you think they are going to go.
I also doubt that putin will be able muscle anything on trump, hell the MUH russia bullshit is the most reactionary, paranoid bullshit i've seen since the birthers.
Russia is a second rate power, the little leverage they get will be taking back old soviet boarders.
4 years of trump not shitting on russia won't make them spring up as strong as they used to be. Hell 20 years will not likely do that, even if Putin is a good stateman. and that's only if i believe this "blackmail" would bend trump. this is a to whom grab them by the pussy couldn't stop. Nor do i see a reason for active collusion

>>53805879
I think it's Denmark where the subsidies for university are dependent on what exactly you're studying.

>>53805820
>a small pool of potential partners that are usually spread out from each other.
My 90% of the time the local gay bar is populated the same dozen or so middle-aged guys who all have dated each other at some point.

The voter ID laws in themselves aren't the issue, it's accessibility to the IDs themselves.

>>53805923
The problem is that by hacking the DNC, it should be pointed out they also tried hacking the RNC, they were able to release information showing that the DNC was corrupt. Ideally both would be looked into, but as it stands most of the rhetoric is "the problem isn't what I did, it's who told you and how they got that information."

>>53806165
so one thing i've been wondering
If russia hacked it and then handed it to wiki leaks then why didn't they just come out and say it.
I mean that poor bastard is already going to disappear the moment he steps out of that embassy

>>53806026
>woman + woman
Well obviously they'll never be happy

>>53802774
I'm sure the fact that the evil millenials don't want to work 60 hours a week would be enough of a reason not to hire anon anyway. Good thing american youth finally catches up to the rest of civilized world when it comes to workplace expectations.

>>53806026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

Dont know why
Dont know how
But even women make other women miserable. They're lucky theyve got tits

>>53803613

Sorry Europe bro, but it's real. Welcome to the united states where a sigificant portion of the population hates you because you were born a white male, and completely fails to see any problem with that.

>>53806210

In all likelyhood, they will not say it simply because it is not true. It could well be that A Russian hacked the DNC, but it could equally well be a Ukrainian, an American, a Frenchman, or etc. The accusations against the Russian government in the DNC hack have always been vague conjecture.

>>53806327
So? In Europe, significant part of any of your neighbour's population still hates you for shit your grandpapa did 100 or 500 years ago too. Not being hated by someone just because you're white/French/germany would be wierd and unsettling.

>>53806239
>>53806282
Also lesbians proportionally have some of the largest violence issues

>>53806327
I hate you amerifats for bring it to us leafs.
Fucking hell
>forced to pay 1500 dollars to take classes that explain i'm a bad person

>>53806377
>Also lesbians proportionally have some of the largest violence issues

Reported rates of domestic violence, IIRC that's an important distinction. Men are generally less likely to report domestic violence against them.

>>53806406
Yes.
I've heard that the rates in Asia have women initiating violence higher then most men too and they don't have the deluth model fucking with data

>>53806210
Implications result in an investigation, admittance results in punitive action. Think about it, it's been months and will likely be a couple more months before any investigation reaches a conclusion. If Russia just admitted they hacked the election then they get handed more sanctions, if not tit-for-tat retaliation.

>>53806117
Trump as president was probably the less-ideal result, as a non-aggressive USA goes against a lot of the revanchist and reactionary posture Putin uses to shore up popular support. Also fears of a US disinterest in shoring up NATO gives fuel to European defense hawks and anti-Russian politics. Basically it would give Russia short-term opportunities, which they aren't necessarily able to exploit, at the expense of the underpinnings of long-term policy and popular support.

>>53801803
Clearly telling op to tell her that last part. Nothing like dumb trying to call others dumb

>>53806463
>If Russia just admitted they hacked the election then they get handed more sanctions,
Jullian Assange is not russia dude.
And if I'm not mistaken he was the one who presented the information on wiki leaks

>>53802080
>I work at a private liberal arts universit

The rest of your comment completely checks out

>>53806506
I know, the post I'm responding to posited that if Russia hacked the election and handed the info to wikileaks then why didn't they just say so.

>>53801657
>Change her mind?
This guy's ego, sheesh. Cute girls get picked to sell things, that's just how it is.

You know, until about one year and a half ago I thought this SJW thing was just 4chan overreacting as usual. Then I had that psychology teacher who did her PhD in Oxford or something.
Holy fucking hell man. We don't usually get that kind of shit here in continental Europe.
No colored hair or caricatural stuff like that, but she was so goddamn self-righteous. Told us we were all racists (to which, as a sociology student, I more or less agree, inconscious bias and all that) but seemed to exclude herself, as if she was a saint or something. She presented us almost every bit of social experiment that could prove us we were all racist (except her), no matter how questionable the metod used was, and spent so much time spouting her weird, "white-shaming" rethoric she managed to turn one of the black students (a nice girl, if not the sharpest) into a white hating, self victimizing asshole.
And she honestly believed advertisers wrote hidden messages like "sex" or "rape" in ads.
Now I am actually worried this is going to land en-masse on the continent.

>>53806463
>fears of a US disinterest in shoring up NATO gives fuel to European defense hawks and anti-Russian politics
In eastern Europe maybe. In western Europe it's giving fuel to nationalists and xenophobic movements and destabilising national politics. Most of them like Putin because he rules like they'd like to do, by showing he's got the biggest, so they're trying to make deals with Russia.

>>53805771
You're a bit wrong. I've been in one of the best public universities in my country (french Grande école). It is a money sink for the state (a student costs something like 30 to 35k € a year in a grande école, much less in a standard uni) but the system also works in symbiosis with the two largest public research institutes in the world (CEA and CNRS) so there's a first benefit there. The system is entirely meritocratic since tuition is 500€ a year regardless of the uni or école (which you can get refunded if you justify having a low household income) and student housing is rather cheap.

Contrarily to UK bro, there's no foreingn student succeeding because dad dumps money in the uni coffers, nor microagression seminars like in the US, since the money has to go to actually useful classes.

>>53806645
The problem is that Eastern Europe is what Russia really cares about. For all it's bluster, it's a second-rate military power outside it's nuclear capacity with declining technical and R&D prowess and limited funds. Any increase in strength in Eastern Europe is a loss of political authority for Russia and having effective militaries on their border is pretty much a nightmare scenario for Russia due to the precarious state of their defense industry.

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>>53801657
>but recommends the worst games

but zombiecide is great doe

>>53806985
FallingDown/10
Thats a great mini

>>53806645
To be fair, there are still overreactions from 4chan and the right, but yeah, the general population is starting to wake up on how fucked up the Social Justice community is in many places. The tragedy is that good things from them may become discarded as a result of their association with crazy people. Hell, I even believe BLM had something to be angry about, but they became oversaturated with people who were so focused with their ideals that they would not concede to compelling points. Not to mention all the racism and bigotry. I blame the fact that it's a hashtag, so any idiot or troll can add to the stupidity without participating in protests.

>>53804637
Theres plenty of things that someone from here would say that would upset her, but isnt harsh enough to get managment to kick them out. The kinds of things that when brought up in normal conversation would cause people to go "Anon, I really don't want to talk about this right now/ discuss politics". Its just people from 4chsn tend to be the type tp sperg out and go "WTF SJW FEMINAZIS CENSORING ME I'LL TELL YOUR MANAGER YOU WERE BEING RUDE FUCKING BITCH".

>>53801999
This or just find someone else.

Tbh though I'm liberal enough that I can usually get along fine with the less crazy ones. Becomes less of an argument from two irreconcilable viewpoints and more of a difference of semantics and a few positions that eventually devolves into a sexually charged rivalry.

>>53801657
If that's already an issue it will only get worse.

What do I do about the GW manager liking me? He doesn't know I have a dick.

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>>53801657
Shes probably out of your league, anon

>>53807122
He'll probably be delighted by the surprise.

>>53802436
Don't you know flag theory? The only way to get her interested is to get out of the "customer" box. Find out where she buys groceries and accidentally bump into her.

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>>53802168
Fucking Wayne.
Torn between wanting this and pic related.
But I want it too much.

>>53807187
I hope so. Everyone here is so mean about it I'm worried he's like that too.

>>53807268
Good thing you can have both because he's not a tripfag.

>>53801657

Find your women somewhere else. You come off as lonely and desperate, brother.

Hitting on an employee at a store you frequent is a bad idea at best, creeper level at worst.

Get some female attention elsewhere and suddenly this will seem very petty.

>>53801815
>Literal autist

>>53807403
Tinder isn't a bad method if you're not a Sloth-tier mongoloid. My power level is of about middle amplitude, I'm not trying to hide it, and I still get a coffee date every couple of weeks.

>>53802302
I would fucking go off. "What? What does that mean specifically? What do you actually mean? How am I fucking 'Problematic'?"

>>53807487
I'm not OP, but I personally would rather put a hole in my head than resort to something like that.

>>53807534
>I'd rather put a hole in my head than go with a proven method
Well anon I'd say it's time to either accept wizardy or buy a .357

>>53801691
this

>>53801772
Bingo. you are a nerd. She has a puss puss. She uses the puss puss to sell you shit shit because you are a poor slob slob.

"i cant believe I got XYZ to buy another total POS again!" as she sucks off the manager's dick. She doesn't like him either, but he has money.

>>53807560
>proven method

Yeah, let's suck the human element out of all human interaction.

I really should photoshop a picture of Heidegger with "I tried to warn you" on it all in that "it's happening" Ron Paul style just for this.

>>53807534
>"Resort" to Tindr
>like it's Backpage or something

For all those saying the "problematic" thing is unrealistic, there are some real lunatics in the comics/games scene in certain cities. Such as Toronto, Portland, San Francisco. I mean full on smash the patriarchy types. It's not unrealistic in the least.

>>53807639
Ok. And?

>>53803896
SJWs actively look for reasons to get offended, so basically anything you say (especially if you're a white straight male) is "problematic."

>>53807695
I don't want to believe that she's really that much of a sjw, but I can't think of a situation where she, as an employee uses sjw cultspeak on a customer without being a total cunt

>>53802051
I teach social skills to autistic people as part of my job but I never stop being totally surprised at how oblivious some people can be about how people perceive them. Like, no one thinks you're impressive or intimidating if you treat service workers poorly. We all just feel bad because your deep feelings of self-loathing are so clumsily disguised.

>>53803919
Why are you proud of being a failure?

>>53805713
> hey babe I know you are all sweaty and I am tired, but let's have sex
Fucking pass. I'm sorry when I work out, I sweat and get tired. I'll pass.
Maybe after a shower and some food. If you can have sex for 30 to 40 minutes after a gym work out, you were not working out hard enough.

>>53801657
Anyone who uses the term "problematic" is probably going to cut your dick off, either metaphorically or literally. Stay away.

>>53807604
>Tinder
>sucking the human element out of all human interaction

You realize it's nothing more than an online personals app, right? You see if someone shares your interest and is physically acceptable, then you communicate with them in an attempt to set up physical interaction.

>>53802889
>implying that some Mickey Mouse rinky-dink pet project where even the owner doesn't make more than poverty wages means something.

Cry more, fagtron.

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>>53801657
>treat her like a princess
>fuck her
>ditch her
>swap her for a chill chick (or chick with a dick tee hee hee)
>keep going back to the store
>old fa/tg/uy who actually owns and runs the store doesnt care about the drama cause you're a loyal customer and pals with him

>>53801691
best choice
>rolling a d6 then chewing her sausage

#winning

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>>53801878
Simply being a semi-decent person is too hard an effort for you people? Are you /pol/ avatars incarnate, with no semblance of self-control?

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>>53801657
How do I know she has bad taste if you don't tell me what games she recommended you?
Maybe you are the one with shit taste?

>>53808269
*squirts you with moob milk*

GO HOME GAMER GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL

seriously though this >>53801942

along with who's to say whats problematic? Like the bad taste its subjective.

>>53802852
I've tried being gay. I thought it would suck dick in a dicksucking way, I found it sucks dick in a metaphorical way. Gay men's standards are higher than any roasty, you have to work out 6 hours a day, go to rallies and parades and be socially responsible, you have to drink heavily (sorry, did enough damage to my body as an alcoholic back in the 00's), it's a pain in the ass in a metaphorical way and not in a "getting railed by a hairy sicilian" way.

>>53802051
No lie, I raped a guy like you last time I was in lockup. That boipussy was smooth as fuck.

>>53807763
The most likely scenario is that OP say something like "X is fucking gay" and she told him that using gay as an insult is derogatory.
I mean, what the fuck, the description he gave is so wide it that the one triggered might as well be him.
>"How dare she point out that she dislike me using gay as an insult!"

>>53801691
Any sufficiently maintained and properly lubricated boipussy becomes indistinguishable from girlpussy.

Paraphrasing Clarke makes it extra sophisticated, for he too has buggered men.

>>53808296
Are you from a large urban area? In my experience (small urban/suburban and rural) it's the opposite, guys thinking that just because they're queer means you want to fuck them.

>>53802852
>Or, you know, just be gay, it's easier.

its not. Bisex here and too many uggos round here. Every gay round here has major proper red lips like natural lipstick to show they're a poomuncher gaybo and they're all pretty ugly

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>>53808645
As a Bi guy, my standards for guys are so much higher than they are for women. Also gay guys usually seem more weirdly desperate and are usually much less attractive. In the nerd community this goes double and even more are grossly overweight.

The women aren't as bad but there are more weird ones. I look like a bodybuilding normie so I have an easier time with them and am a very flirty person; but most of them have lower self esteem when not around the fatter dudes. Usually kinkier and obviously cleaner.

It's easier to be gay in a gaming community if your standards are lower, but if you're even remotely confident the gender won't even matter. As it stands my gf/fiancee is hot as fuck and just as big of a nerd as I am; I got her into Sisters of Battle and she loves my shitty jokes. Cosplaying Soldier and Mercy together helps too.

>>53808747
It's easier to be gay in any community if your standards are lower.

>>53808193
>oh how'd you meet?
>she swiped right

How human, how organic, totally not cold, sterile and obscene.

>>53801657
Stop taking her recommendations.

Don't reply to her when she's trying to bait you into saying "problematic" stuff.

Ask. Her. Out.

If she says no, move the fuck on with your life.

>>53808747
To be honest the problem I have when it comes to finding other gay men to date is finding ones that aren't shallow sex obsessed assholes. What usually kills the date is when I say I won't budge when it comes to polyamory.

>>53808802
>woman finds you interesting and makes contact
>cold, sterile, and obscene

>>53803265
>Well, that and election fraud by a foreign power.
What does Mexico have to do with this conversation?

>>53801772
>she an sjw or just dumb.
Come on, he made a thread asking for girl advice on 4chan, OP is definitely the retard here.

>>53808802
I met the only woman I've ever loved in an AOL chatroom about a decade ago.

The first thing I ever said to her is "Your father killed himself to get away from you."

>>53801657
Tell her you find her use of 'problematic' to be reminiscent of other imperialist microaggressions that exist to police your language and culture. Tell her your 1/8th [insert name of local first Nations band/nation/ethnic group]. Do this in a way that is both assertive and carries the sense that she's opened an old wound or hurt you in a way that can never really be mended. Be careful not to sound angry, haughty, or worse, superior/knowitallesque.
Don't date her if her taste is shit, baka.

>>53802143
LMAO reminds me of my time at UC Santa Cruz. One year (2011?) a jogger ran through the farmy but nowhere near untraveled path through the center of campus. Claims she was tackled and raped in the middle of the path during busy noon hours. Suspect poster went up featuring generic looking chubby mexican guy and school was locked down for a few hours. A couple days later she admits it was all made up to cover for a lie she told her boyfriend. Instead of worrying that some innocent Mexican guy was going to rot in jail for that, the school/feminist group had a Rape Awareness rally a day or two later because "It wasnt real this time but it very well could have been"

>>53809506
Oh and there were ethics talks in a few classes about rape (not crying wolf tho) and a couple rape art shows featuring period blood paintings and weird narrative collage paintings about fictional times they were raped or had sober consentual sex "but it could kinda be called rape if you think about it"

>>53808747
Congratulations anon, hope the wedding is great. Straight dude still looking for a geeky gf. I think the only real thing standing in my way is my problems woth commitment stemming from still being seni-in-love with my ex. She was the first person I really felt I loved, but she dumped me. Pretty much been floating from one night stand to one night stand since then.

>>53801657
>>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'
Have you considered the possibility that she's the problem?

Like day from night I'll live my life apart from you, just glimpsing you across the sky. Because you cannot change, my dear, and nor can I.

>>53808269
>it's .... problematic
>why don't you just be a decent person?
Anon, problematic is vague, it means nothing but you take some exception to what is going on here.
We can assume that it's whatever you want but as far as i know /tg/ it's likely one of those smelly common people who talk dirty.

>>53801657
>>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'

avoid like the plague

>>53801772
>As for the problematic, give me an example, is she an sjw or just dumb.

the one follows from the other

>>53801848
>What's up guys?
>OH MY GAWD THAT'S REALLY PROBLEMATIC

>Alright, she rolled a 5 so—
>DID YOU JUST PRESUME MY GENDER?

>LOL dude that's so gay what are you fuckin' retarded
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>53801892
>whats a new male

Someone who says things like
>why can't GW make female space marines?
>star wars: the force awakens was such a great movie, I mean the plot wasn't that original and the FX were meh but omg a female lead is so courageous in 2015 and John Boyega's performance was so... expressive... I saw it literally 3 times in theaters
>Mass Effect Andromeda wasn't *that* bad...
>criticizing a president that I like is treason, but supporting one I don't like is treason
>I'm so glad that Thor is finally a black MTF transsexual now
>There is literally no role on earth that I don't want to see Idris Elba cast in
>John Ossof can still win
>I'm bisexual AS FUCK I mean I've never touched or looked at a penis other than my own but I like really fap to japanese cartoons of girls that the creator calls a guy even though he looks/sounds/acts like a girl and doesn't actually exist, so I'm 100% NOT A PRIVILEGED HETERONORMATIVE WHITE MALE HONEST PLEASEFORGODSSAKEYOUHAVETOBELIEVEME
>Abyssinia is the best faction, "oh more generic British fuckingawhitemales" ho hum amirite
>We are literally five years away from IRL Wakanda
>I cannot BELIEVE that this game depicts slavery
>Islamophobia should be illegal
>I'm in an open relationship with my wife. so far no success with hookups, but she's making out really well!

And the number one phrase that absolutely guarantees that the person emitting it is a numale:
>GO BACK TO /pol/ LMAO XDDD

>>53812037
>>Islamophobia should be illegal
that one always bugs me
My family broke away from our islamic parts awhile ago because of how insane it.
The religion needs to be strangled, choked till it follows in line like christians

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Every time. No excuse.

>>53808802
>she swiped right. Then we met up at a coffee place and talked for a few minutes. She told me about the time she met Alan Rickman, I showed her my tattoo of Hordak, and we went and fooled around in the bathroom.
nothing sterile about it, my guy.

>>53812168
>Christians
>Falling in line
Fucking KEK. Those fags are still a major problem, even in the US.

>>53812245
>tattoo of Hordak
why do you have a tattoo of hordak

>>53812037
>criticizing a president that I like is treason, but supporting one I don't like is treason
B-but anon, t-that IS /pol/

>>53812288
The thing about christians in the US is that, for the most part, when they get "Bad" they become loud, obnoxious pieces of shit who go out of their way to make people miserable.
With islam, the really bad ones ALSO become loud an obnoxious, but only for a short time, and they make people unable to miserable

>>53812288
>even in the US.
>EVEN
>THE USE
closer to only the US and parts of bumble fuck nowhere in the 3rd world.
>>53812317
>but only for a short time
no the bad ones they remain both through out.

>>53812317
>>53812363
We can all agree that all religions have their fair share of saints, intellectuals, and subhuman monsters.

>>53812363
I was talking about the absolute worst. The absolute worst muslims tend to die in short order

>>53812407
that is true but it's so vague it doesn't really matter

Each religion has it's own consuming mythos, it's own doctrine and produce different results over time.. No one would say, well every religion has it's own share dubious priests (you know what i mean with the church).

Islam is about submission because at it's core it's the product of a sociopathic warlord who wanted to force submission rather than Paul who hijacked platonism and stoicism.
The primary drive is submit to god, you can see this in the name, allahu akabar which means god is greater, etc ,etc.
It's an inheritance supremacist religion like all Abrahamics and it needs to be leashed like the mad dog it is so we can function in this society.

I have a personal stake because the Muslims do not like polytheists or apostates and my family line abandoned the prophet for polytheism

>>53812037
>jumps to female's defense despite being unrewarded
For me, there are two intangible rewards a white knight gets:
>boost in reputation and ego because "I fought off those evil bigots"
>They genuinely feel that they are doing the right thing by going after perceived harassers, even if all they are doing is arguing with the woman (or occasionally man despite no sexual motivation) in question.

>will take his wife's last name
I wonder if there have ever been decent men who took their wife's last name because they were born with a clusterfuck Slavic last name, or said wife's last name was something badass or makes the guy's name sound better.

>GO BACK TO /pol/
I think most nu-males actually lurk, and sometimes post, on /pol/ to try to troll them (which is sometimes easy depending on who's posting). I know that some nu-male posted fake CP on cripplechan as a false flag.

>>53812308
Most /pol/acks are not so different from SJWs. The difference is that /pol/ is slightly more honest about itself. There are other differences, of course, such as that dissent on /pol/ tends to get more attention rather than snuffed out. I am not so sure about other far-right groups, though.

>>53812441
No, the hate preechers remain alive.
these people do not just pop out of blood Muslim spilled on the holy ground

>>53808095
>I'm sorry when I work out, I sweat and get tired.
So what?

>>53809252
The greatest pick up line

>>53802295
You seem to think this is /a/. Half of /tg/ is probably married.

>>53807466
>trying to date a person when you're only interaction is when they are working

He's not the autist

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>>53801657
So her only redeeming trait is that she looks vaguely attractive (pic not related I presume)? There's literally zero reason to keep talking to her.

On top of that, I doubt that she's even "cute" in the first place. Keep in mind that there are no unattractive women, only women who don't know how to use make-up.
>m-muh bone structure though bix nood muhfugga
Look up countouring. Anything short of obesity or straight up mutilation can be fixed with make-up.

>>53801657
Do nothing. Nothing she can do will affect my life in a major way. Nothing I can do will affect her life in a major way.

>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'
I haven't even opened my mouth yet.

>>53812037
But why can't GW make female space marines?

>bitching about someone tell you to go back to /pol/

Post offtopic shit, get told to go back to relevant board. It's that simple.

>>53801657
>>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'
Stop associating with her before you get a false rape accusation.

>>53812483
The modern ones tend to be vehemently against secularism as well. Wasn't bad twenty years ago, but I'm not sure I could get stomach travelling back to the old country and seeing how badly things have degraded.

I don't bother butting heads with the nutters who call everyone islamophobic, though. They ain't ever going to understand.

>>53805820
> Voter ID laws
So, US liberals really think that making sure you have citizenship and age necessary for voting and that you vote only once is a bad thing?
As I understand, in some states a 6 yo Russia citizen has enough credentials to vote in US elections if he gets there somehow.

>>53814350
Voter ID laws are introduced to disenfranchise the poor, not prevent Russians from voting.

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>>53814350
Of course, don't you realize checking IDs is racist? Because those poor minorities are being disadvantaged by this system, because they're too dumb to get a fucking ID but implying this isn't racist at all. And it's not like the European countries we all love to suck off have voter ID checks or anything!
#NoBordersNoNationsNoIllegals
#SomehowMinoritiesNeedEvenMoreHandoutsThough

>>53802359
>>53803569
So you can turn it off and you are just and enormous faggot then.

>>53814375
Don't poor people have IDs in the US?

>>53814381
>muh common sense laws
Shits intentionally set up as draconian as possible to fuck over people that can't afford to take time off work to jump through unnecessary hoops.

>>53801657
>person has different interests to me

talk to other people

>>53801657
>Hey I really like you, I enjoy our conversations and want to hear more of your opinions.
>Do you want to go to (this cafe)
>Wanna smash?

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>>53814423
>Wanna smash?

>>53802747
>people who think differently and want to use the state to cram their worldview down on me are stupid
Yes they are

>>53814404
guess if you think obeying the law in order to be able to vote is unfair you probably shouldn't be voting

if you cared about your vote you'd make it a priority in your life

like going to the DMV fucking sucks but guess what, I think being able to drive is worth that

>>53814381
>>53814350
What the shit. You can just get there and vote or what ?

>The comic store girl is cute

Initiate courting rituals

>but recommends the worst games


Who gives a shit?

>and thinks everything you say is 'problematic'

That couldmn’t happen to me unless easily triggered antigun /pol/tards existed.

>>53802110
Why? Why would anyone subject themselves to that horror?

>>53814404
Yeah, draconian laws like "you need to prove you're a citizen before practicing your civic rights". What next, they're going to force citizens to give away part of their income to the state?!

>>53814517
>You can just get there and vote or what ?
Not American, but I think it differs by state. Shillary was accused of having busses of spics driving around and voting at different polling stations though, as well as having dead people vote for her. Because that shit flies when you can argue that ID checks and voter registrations are "waycis".

>>53814517
When I was in college, I was told that I only needed my student ID to vote. A student ID, mind, that doesn't have any information about whether you are a citizen, your age, or any information other than your name and your picture. I don't vote, though, so I can't confirm for sure --- that's just what people told me.

>>53802317
this desu senpai

>>53814916
This seems fucked up. Here I can only vote at the office I'm registered at, and I need my ID for that. Electoral card not mandatory tho.

>>53812484
>I wonder if there have ever been decent men who took their wife's last name because they were born with a clusterfuck Slavic last name, or said wife's last name was something badass or makes the guy's name sound better.
Nothing about taking your wife's last name will serve you well, as a man. You're name could be "Shitcock" and you'll still get flak for changing it to your wife's. Even wives that keep their last name cast doubt on their husband. I have a friend going through this right now. His wife kept her name for "business" purposes. Their kids have his name, but she is encouraging them to make up their own mind about changing theirs to hers, if they want.

>>53802310
So you got spoony fired for a bdsm joke

>>53802838
Yeah, cause it's so hard to start a business in your 20s.

>>53805923
Hillary literally claimed that for states that don't even vote electronically
But hey, somehow declaring war on a cartoon frog doesn't maker her a lunatic either

>>53814463
The IDs themselves aren't the problem, just the accessibility. If Voter ID acquirement had reasonable restrictions and hurdles, and that the government also allowed early voting by using said IDs to prevent double voting, then I wouldn't be complaining.
The other reason I'm opposed is that supposedly voter fraud is not really a thing these days because of our modern systems. Of course for all I know I could just be memed by the MSM and Liberal websites, but regardless I believe that votes to federal officials should have an across-the-state standards, but state and local votes are allowed to be lax or stringent provided they aren't being extreme (such as, persay, only Lutherans can vote).

>>53814916
In my place, and a few others distant from mine, people are given a cheap cardboard ID with text only. We also have designated polling places that we are assigned to vote in. Once we get checked they just give us a nameless ballot where we mark the people we want to vote for and put the ballot in the machine. The place I vote in is easy to access and was open for at least 12 hours.

>>53815849
Some people are born and given middle names that are their mother's maiden name.

>>53815913
Lupa set him up for failure by dredging up his fuck-up, but Spoony was his own undoing with his spectacular meltdown. Intent is still important, so if Lupa did this to deliberately fuck Spoony then she is also equally guilty.

>>53809506
>Mexican
>innocent of rape

Pick one, the fucking latrino probably raped some other white woman and got away with it.

>>53802051
>I'm going to treat you like shit because you work in customer service.
Holy shit, you're one of THOSE scumbags. Hope you never come to my store, or I'm making sure you get fucking crushed under something heavy.