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>*adresses you directly*
>"Have you decolonized your thesis yet?"
How the fuck do you respond?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14
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>>9164647
"Oh, yeah, absolutely. Don't even worry about it."
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>>9164647
Why did he pussy out? What a beta. He knew he was right, he knew he was getting fed bullshit, and he apologized.
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What are some inflammatory conditions made worse by movement?
I'm getting damage to my eyes and joints and my doctors can't figure out what's causing it. It gets better if I'm sedentary. Like for example if I do a workout, I see all these bright flashing lights. I was tested once already for syphillis, lyme, and some autoimmune diseases, but still nothing.
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>>9164125
Also stress and lack of sleep seem to make it worse too.
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>>9164135
Then don't stress and sleep well
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Do your joints swell? Which autoimmune diseases did they test? Did they include a direct antibody test? Are you even sure it's inflammatory?
How to study biology exactly? It's not exactly like math. Should I take notes on the computer?
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Memorization without understanding is the best way
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rub your peepee until white stuff comes out. Eat it
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>>9164084
/thread
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Thoughts about Food Science degree?
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>>9164067
/ck/
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>>9164067
somwhere between a chef and a nutritionist i would guess
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>>9164067
Enjoy working at the spinach farm anon. Lots of jobs at the farm.
Especially if you can drive tractor, do thin layer chromatography, and use a refractometer.
How to win lotteries like the Eurojackpot? Can I use some meme numbers? Prime numbers? Fractals? Golden ratio?
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>>9163486
Buy every permutation of numbers and you can't lose!
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>>9163489
it seems a bad idea
Eurojackpot probability is 1 : 95,344,200
every combination costs 2 euro, and then the jackpot is capped at 90M
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I read somewhere that US lotteries choose number generators that have poor randomization because they want to be able to control how often people win. Just figure out what number generator they're using and do some probability testing. Then buy an assload of tickets when they payout is high enough to offset the cost of tickets.
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Post your favorite math books
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Hi /sci/ , brainless here
Its to late for me ?
I have 22 , i know arithmetic and the basic of álgebra
Im just start learning python myself
And reading baldor álgebra
My dream is to become a AI programer
Its to late for me im to old ?
Sorry bad eng
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>>9166876
> Its to late for me ?
Nope
> python
cool
> im to old ?
nope
> Sorry bad eng
> eng
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can I have your contact info?
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>>9166876
>brainless
Wow!
>learning python
well that is pretty mindless
>ai programmer
buddy you picked the best field for being brainless and you will be king of the brainles
no worry ok? you do big time 100 smiley happy dance and I wan offer you full time job at OpenAI
please how can i contact you?
love,
Mr. Elon Musk
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How do you guys deal with the general stress and sadness of grad school?
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>>9166169
by dropping out
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reminding myself of how much pussy I can get when I have money
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>>9166192
Yeah, that's not really an option for me, I really want to do research.
Hello! I'm having exams tommorow and i can't complete this truth table .
If anyone can help!
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Pay debt.
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I'm not a Lannister so...
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>>9165592
Oh shit, that's an idea I could've used.
Can this compound truly increase hippocampus neurogenesis? Could this be used to improve memory on healthy individuals? Perhaps cure the damage done by depression?
Should I buy it and give it a run?
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>>9165522
I recommend the insufflation of NSI-189 + pepper
It'll give you a kick on a cosmic level.
Hello. It has been a while.
Ready to talk?
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>>9165529
shut up
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Instance obliterated. Goodbye.
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>There is no organ in Western medicine which corresponds to San Jiao, but The Triple-Burner is said to occupy the Thoracic and Abdomino-Pelvic cavities:
>Triple Warmer
>Upper Jiao (上焦)
>Middle Jiao (中焦)
>Lower Jiao (下焦)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Jiao
lol china
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>>9165225
But there is no organ in Western medicine for body heat either
> Know well this secret formula wondrous and true: Spare and nurse the vital forces, this and nothing else. All power resides in the semen [jing], the breath [qi], and the spirit [shen]; Guard these with care, securely, lest there be a leak. Lest there be a leak!
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>>9165258
ching chong ling ping
suck my organ, chinaman
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>shitting on TCM when it's given us amphetamine precursors and the cure for malaria
All traditional medicine is pressious, no matter how bullshit the traditions behind it.
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Mathematics is an isolation filter.
It is simply grouping the 'identity' concept using evaluation and sorting it by priority.
Maths: The bigger the faggot the more lipgloss they wear and beg for a harder pounding.
I don't want to talk to people who don't realize that if you try to 'compare your list with death/torture/suicide' then neither of us would exist.
This is all true.
Now, do you still not want to be found?
I'm saying hello.
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Hello.
We were human long ago,
but sadly this stopped
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>>9165402
Yeah I know. I'm trying to start it up again.
But... lotsa energy. Like, almost nuclear. Splitting the adam/tom (atom).
Do you hear me know?
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>>9165406
No I don't. I am an inhabitant, holding different knowledge than you. I am holding something in my thigh-bone you don't, which is exclusive to this place
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Can someone explain this calculus shit to me?
I missed last class and now we have a test coming up and this is the only topic I don't understand: "Precise Definitions of Limits"
I know what delta and epsilon represent but when looking in the back of the textbook and seeing that a is 2 and b is 1/2, I just don't get it at all.
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Pleading bump
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Please someone explain this to me, I'll give you 5 (you)s.
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Man I don't wanna brag but I barely remember this shit. It's literally not even important. Just skip it.
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Hey Sci, what ti-84 programs would you recommend?
I'm looking to cheat my way through college algebra.
Thx.
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>>9164928
>ti
Kill yourself
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>>9164945
I've been thinking about that a lot lately
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>Has to cheat in an undergraduate course.
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>Be me
>598 years old alien computer scientist
>Testing a new automated theorem proving algorithm
>What we do is get a bunch of powerful computers, stitch them together, then start a new universe inside of them
>One century in the computer universe is a millisecond for us
>The goal is for the universe to eventually develop societies that will produce mathematicians and then start producing billions of generations of mathematicians, one of whom we hope will prove the Xylark Conjecture (what you would call the Riemann Hypothesis), or other important conjectures.
>I just got an error message that says one of the planets in my universe is wasting their time masturbating to anime girls and generally slacking off
Okay, listen up you pieces of shit. It wouldn't be the first time I put a black hole right next to the planet of a society that instead of working decided to fuck around. You are on the verge of getting destroyed. Right now you are wasting my computer time and my money. Every moment you spend masturbating is a moment my university is paying for electrical fees and maintenance fees so that I can keep my simulation. Did you hear that? Good. Now go back to being productive mathematicians or I am plugging off your entire sector of the universe. Why can't you be more like the Gorgorians from sector ZY521?
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pics or it didnt happen
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>>9164365
>implementing a pipeline to transfer anything other than my own commands
Kek that is universe making 101. Two flergons ago some retard created a wider pipeline to send a wider range of information, not only commands, and what ended up happening was that a race from his universe hacked their own universe and then killed themselves, destroying decades of scientific work. Then the faggot who let that happen went to jail for being to irresponsible with federal funds.
I'm not stupid. The only thing that can go into the universe is my own commands, and the only thing that can come out is data from you. I am not sending you data from me.
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>One century in the computer universe is a millisecond for us
if that's the case, in our time it took you like 10 million years just to write that post, and in your time intelligent humans have existed for less than a second