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>>34771830
This is gonna be gud xD

>>34771830
anyone got the list of omegle qts?

>>34771830
All girls from r9k on omegle are stupid roastie attention whores, not worth

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Well well well well

well well what well well

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>>34771823
h-heil everybody

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>>34771840
Hey Adolf, I hear that Eva likes you! You should go talk to her!

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>>34771812
You shouldn't have done this

Well gee of course they cant have any flaws on them if the artist is cabable enough.

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Let us begin. My brothers the day is our.

who fucking cares
oreganonon

consensual, postmarital sex in missionary position.

>>34771754

Can't be feet since footfags are always obnoxious faggots

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>>34771697
>falling in love over the internet
Hahahhah a hah
Pic related

>>34771697
that's it? that's the biggest problem you have right now? that a person does not love you alone and has a fulfilling life of their own?

jesus, i can't even imagine what daily life must be like for people like you. maybe you could grow up, you know, start living a life of your own instead of expecting others to provide everything for you. people like you deserve to be miserable OP, so next time you feel sad remember that there's a reason for it

>>34772017
What is love?

Oreggiging

Its a great idea. Be very careful of what and who you listen to. When you take in something that makes you feel strong, hold on to it

>>34771673
goodbye anon we will maybe miss one shitposter/Good OP

See you in a week faggot

blox

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>Tfw no chubby gf to who comes home everyday after exercising and forces me to sniff her smelly armpits
im so lonely

> yoga/kettlebell/Zumba gf
> comes back from classes wearing sportswear saturated with sweat
> get to throw her on the couch and peel them off; bury my face into her sweaty chest, ass and snatch
> post-yoga sex with her feet in my face, radiating heat/smell into my face

Get a gf who's crazy about fitness robots trust me, she isn't even aware of my depaved tastes

Those girls look like black girls.

>>34771512
you're depressed anon. you need help.

>>34771512
>do normals feel this way

I've wondered this my entire life.

>>34771603
My father did. He lost all his work and had nothing to do. He got a bit sour and lost his drive and was either watching tv(which he didn't enjoy at all as he just channel surfed) or just slept. He was in depression. Normals do feel that way, we all have lows in our life. Some like you and op decide to stay in that low forever instead of moving forward and fighting back. My dad was 53yo when that happened. Pull himself back and tried to find a job, found one 8 months later and he's still working. He's 59 right now and still working, happy and enjoying his life.

Muslims.


If I had to choose....

First Muslims, Second Jews, third blacks.

Muslims because they are my natural enemies. Jews are good people. Lived in a heavily jewish county in the usa for 2 years and they were nice to me. Blacks are annoying but never once had an issue with them.

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Good goys.
Remember we are your greatest ally against those smelly Muslims.

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This is the face that goes between those legs at least once a day.
How does it make you feel r9k?

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Looks like the bitch is a kinda famous cosplayer too.

Does he even play professionally anymore? I remember watching him a few seasons back.

>>34771424
1. be chad
2. there is no step two

>>34771424
Say hi, then say whatever is one your mind.

If you want to say some stupid anime line, say it.
What matters most is that you say it confidently and wholeheartedly.

It is not the content that matters, it is the soul and emotion behind the content.

If she rejects you it doesn't matter, move on.

sry anon, if you are white then there's no chance, they only like black men now.

>>34771408
Pretty sure you're meant to go see a doctor at 4 hours. Did you take something?

>>34771417
I don't even know how to get hold of boner pills if I wanted to.

>>34771426
Pretty sure you're meant to see a doctor man. Just google it

Still. They must have something sweet.

>billionaire
>but also a manlet

I guess sex is going to cost him 50% of everything.

He literally can have anyone and he chose an old roastie

I'm fucking mad

>>34771310
Shrooms and euthanasia are legal in the netherlands.

>>34771338
do i need to be a local to use these services?

>>34771406
Don't think so, suicide tourism is popular there.

Who /ASS/ here btw?

>>34771308
I loved them and still do, although obviously it got less funny with time

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Is Jon an robot?