>tfw no sweaty tanned gf
I just wanna lick her sweat as she comes home from the gym
>Tfw no chubby gf to who comes home everyday after exercising and forces me to sniff her smelly armpits
im so lonely
> yoga/kettlebell/Zumba gf
> comes back from classes wearing sportswear saturated with sweat
> get to throw her on the couch and peel them off; bury my face into her sweaty chest, ass and snatch
> post-yoga sex with her feet in my face, radiating heat/smell into my face
Get a gf who's crazy about fitness robots trust me, she isn't even aware of my depaved tastes
Those girls look like black girls.
>>34772051
>crazy about fitness
Are you a chad then?
>tfw not cute non-human with feminine features gf
I just want to cuddle and protect her innocence
tfw no one
Does any girl or feminine-penis girl want to converse and be friends? I promise im a good conversationalist. :(
tfw no sweaty hairy cock to lick