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a literal provider

She just want free shit, tell her to fuck off

>should I stop paying someone to come over and make me feel like shit

Hmm, that's a tough question. It really makes me think...

good thread op

used to animate them in flash ages ago

those were the days me lad

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This shit is like 16 years old at this point
And the way you speak of it makes me assume you only watched it recently
Thus I must assume this series is older than you are

>>34801719
Me and my older brother used to love this stuff. Those were the days.

>>34801666
The outdoors are always free. Go walk around at your local park.

>>34801684

>go from public place to more public place

I think you missed the point.

I don't need little kids laughing at the big fat sweaty man either.

>>34801666
go at night satan

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I am also a drunk, responding
rum is delicious

>>34801524
>>34801596
Can't you two just give each other attention and stop bothering everyone else

>>34801612
I always need more attention though, one person is never enough

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I remember watching this trailer and getting extremely angry. Like I was fucking pissed. And then it came out in theaters. All the Stacies in my class kept going on about how "foreveralone" they all are even though they're busy fucking 6 chads at any point in time.

I honestly want to get a bunch of robots together and lynch the producers of this movie

>>34801515
fembot the movie what did you expect?

>>34801515
>>Nervous robot is actually a rich, six-packed chad with drawing and filming talent that only acts awkward for one scene
Can't make this shit up

Get the fuck out you wannabe Chad normie
Weak bait that is not even worth a precious (You)

>>34801465
I'm actually interested in knowing the experiences of this board.

>>34801443
ok.
explain to me how you are not, by definition, a chad?

Because normal argument is like playing chess, if you follow the rules you can lose.
But if you knock over the pieces and shit on the chess board the other person will decide not to lower themselves to your level but general population which is made of idiots will think you won.

You don't argue or debate with retards like this. You insult him with memes and move on with your life.

Remember the magic phrase and say it over and over again
>Not an argument
>Not an argument
>Not an argument
>Not an argument

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>>34801483
>Not an argument

Defoo your parents

>>34801386
Why does trenbolone have to be illegal in this stupid country while bongs can just waltz into a gas station and buy it over the counter? Makes no sense.

>>34801408
because the rich get richer

>>34801386
I'll get them ready u go get dressed old lad, and thanks for letting me stay the night, had way too much to drink last night, no hangover, butt feels a little sore tho...

>>34801365
Lmao she has a point tbqh

You're compensating for the crippling loneliness you feel in your daily life

Bc you're bored and have nothing else to do. I know how /bee urself/ this sounds, but get a hobby or something. Just get busy with anything besides yourself.

>>34801342
When you grew up. It was a mistake. And it was my mistake too.

>>34801342
That's called depression OP. I bet you have trouble reading books too huh?

>>34801342
A guy from my uni told me about something similar. And it made me so very sad cause I understand him completely.

You just need a better job. One that pays more and one that has a better atmosphere.

I dislike my job as well but I make enough to have a decent amount of savings and disposable income, and the environment is lax enough to basically be a playground so it is socially enjoyable a lot of the time. I never really have the dread of going back to work because of those things.

>>34801337
>im at 40K here and it all goes to fucking necessities like rent and car

You must live in a big city with an unrealistically high cost of living and inflated housing prices. Get out of the city or you'll die in stagnation and squalor.

>>34801573
LA, land of broken dreams and spics

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I'm gay as fuck when it comes to porn and fantasies, but around actual people I'm straight as an arrow and have no attraction to guys.

Not me but that Kazuma is so lovely, I get depressed knowing that my sexual preferences will never be fulfilled and that I am a monster just for liking what I like even though I have no control over it
tfw no kazuma bf

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>>34801324
yeah my fetishes get more and more bizarre the longer i havent fapped

>30 min
usually go to thicc threads

>1hr
Thicc JAVs

3hrs
creepshots ive taken/imagining fisting a few girls i know

>8hrs
rape or boi pucci

>12 hrs
bbc blowjobs

>20hrs
>heres where things get illegal
11-15 yr old girls

>24 hrs
hc 10-14 yr olds

>28 hrs
raping 11-16 yr olds

>32hrs
hc scat (11-15 yr olds)

fugg her bussy then go 2 prison

>>34801425
>prison
You fucking murican

>>34801522
fugg her bussy then go 2 local pachinko bar

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I meant to say here please don't correct me I'm sorry

Sometimes but I can't induce it by my own will. It happens like twice a month.

One time I cried over the beauty of a lucid dream. It feels like I learn something new about myself every time. All of my problems seem so small afterwards.

>>34801328
They really do feel profound. Anyway if you get really proficient at recall and diligently do your reality checks you could get them more frequently

>>34801273
Hanging yourself using a keyboard cord

>>34801273
Touhou 6, Touhou 7, Broforce

Touhou (or any shmup) and Stepmania are my goto keyboard only games.